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D INEC officials at my polling unit are incompetent, arrogant and unorganised. why did INEC not use soldiers as promised cos these police men here are not doing there duty. Voters refused to stay on he queue. Gosh! Im tired mehn

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JOB WAHALA!!!
A graduate in Biology from University of Benin was having difficulty
in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for
a job at a zoo. In the interview, the manager told him that their
gorilla, which had been tourists attraction has died so they needed
someone to dress up & pretend as gorilla. The graduate was
embarrassed, but since the salary
was OK, he accepted the job. The 1st day, he put on the gorilla skin
& entered the cage, he started
jumping up and down, beat his chest & roared like gorilla. The next
day, he put on a gorilla skin & started moving around the zoo again
& mistakenly
entered another cage and found himself staring at a lion. The lion
roared & rushed towards him. The
scared graduate quickly forgot that he is a gorilla & started shouting
like human, "Help! Help!" The lion
leaped onto him,knocked him to the ground & whispered in his ear
"sodiq" it's me lekan, ur course mate. Shut up or we'll both lose our
job. Source: www.facebook/9jar joke zone

skelefish:
That is d spirit.

U didn't botch @ all, u actually did love her, falling in love isn't by choice, it's natural, she only took advantage of it. mistake is allowed. We all make mistake @ some point in our lives.

A woman is like fraternity, u'll be used, before u can start using them. Every playa u see out there has been fooled by a lady, & that lady coached dem into womanising. forget abt her, believing me in less than no time u'll find another.

Some bible passage espouse a man as d head, but this emotion called love has become an impediment. D emotion is so vortex dat it can make a man to worship d woman he is suppose head.

yes, that's called putting women on pedestal. Wanna improve my dating game. Any suggestion for a shy guy?

skelefish:
Am glad u understand.

That's the way women are wired, imagine, she invited u on whatsapp, but go behind to complain of u pestering her, that was why I said she added u out of boredom.

U seem to me like a nice guy & i wouldn't want u to make the same mistakes that I made, I'll let u knw this. I tell u d truth, u maybe hearing stories abt nice guys finish last. Being too nice doesn't work with women @all, it intoxicate them, no matter how gentle she might be.

A woman is like a child, don't ever give her d impression u can't live without her, or cosset her, because her brain won't be able to handle it, u'll only spoil her. once a lady finds out you are crazy abt her, its like giving a gun to a toddler, totally reckless, she might just kill you.

She would have called u long ago, but because u continued wooing her, she took u for granted. End every possible link with her, just forget abt her & move on. Even if she comes back, pls don't accept her again, because she won't respect u.

I knw i fumbled big time. I let her knw i loved her so much. Damn! I have learnt my lesson nw. I will delelte her number on my fone and also block her on whatsapp incase she might decide to use the line again.

skelefish:
My brother u seems like a novice @ love, which makes u weak & vulnerable.

Is this your first time of falling in love? Gosh, how can u woo a girl for six good months, what for? & u're still contemplating if she is playing hard to get,or if she is not into u. She don't like u,simple!

She just added u on whatsapp out of boredom, girls are like that, their hobby is to chat with guys they are stringing along whenever they are bored. It's obvious u're deeply in love with her, that's why your heart is telling u to stay back.

My advise; delete her contacts, forget abt her, she don't deserve u. I knw is gonna be hard, but u need to do it & even if she comes back don't accept her again.

my brother, u are right abt what u jst posted. Could u believe a friend of mine tried to convince her to date me. Truth be told i never asked him to do that for me bt because i had helped him convince his gf when he had difficulty getting her so he thought he should help me too. This girl told him that im pestering her life that she would change her sim and she did. My friend told me everything. I was embarrassed and angry as well. Gosh! I love this girl but i have no choice but to move on. But why cant i just make it right once?

chrislu:
U may not b an option, it's jst mayb u're rushing things or Shez still recovering from a heart break. If u ignore her n she still ignores u, then delete her number n everything u've concerning her cus if u don't n something about her pops up, u'll b forced 2 think bout her.

i have done that before it didnt work. I want to try what bangerlee1 suggested. I hope it doesnt backfire?

BANGERLEE1:
Bro...I swear on anityn the girl GATS someone she's really interested in.....at d same time trying to keep u close in case that one fails....she's really into that guy maybe he's rich..handsome.... more than u are(no offense)..... so forget d fact she's playing hard....she's just not into yu (speaking from experience)....... u gat my point don't you?

i agree with u, there must be someone she is dating while she is keeping me as an option.

BANGERLEE1:
lol......then whenever u withdraw ur attention and she's trying to get it then u will play hard by not giving face at all...u chat with her occasionally and maybe u try not to answer her chat for some time for her to crave 4 u....and if dz prove abortive then u should block and forget her cos she's not urs.....NP- don't be available all the time with her.

my problem is i dont knw wether she is playing hard to get or she is nt jst into me. We chatted last night and i told her i want to take her out tomorrow bt she said she wil b busy cos she doing PT programme, she said she wil b tru by 5pm i now said wat abt 6pm she said no am sorry thats late that she has to be home by 6pm. I didnt say anything again. Then dis morning she whatsapped me asking me if im angry. Wat do u think i shld do?

BANGERLEE1:
hey bro forget the lady....she's trying to tell u indirectly that she's not feeling d same way u are feeling or perhaps she doesn't like you.....

i tried that sometimes bt d moment she hi'ed me on whatsapp i started giving her attention again.

chrislu:
Please don't 4get 2 keep me posted, n make sure u become very noticeable. Make sure she sees u everytime but don't talk 2 her.

there is this lady in my formal place of work. I wooed her 3 weeks after getting there, bt she turned me down for no reason. I kept doing this for close to 6 months bt she kept rejecting me. I resigned frm that organisation when i got a better offer. I chat with her on whatsapp bt anytime i bring d topic up she will say i have told u i dont want any relationship right nw and she will stop replying me. She is not in any relationship cos i have friends that attend the same church with her. Ur advice pls

Where is that vaseline when u need it most? Lol

Some people dey pray make u(d'banj) fall. Why? Olorun maje oo. Koni baje fun ee. Olorun maje Olorun maje Olorun maje kode nibaje ooo.

God is not stupid for giving us herbs, roots and brain(knowledge) for our healing. Bt they think everything is spiritual.

Okay

The space bookers. Lol! I just did.

Wil b back to share mine

Thats good to know

GEJ always blaming everyone bt himself.

[quote author=Marc9 post=28473670][/quote]thanks doc, im feeling better now.

Nice tips

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Marc9:
I don't Rx online.

kindly send it to my email, pls.

Marc9:
I got your mail.

Well, your widal test, the titre reading was significant. In other words, your recurrent fever was and is as a result of typhoid, not necessarily malaria.

any drug prescription? Pls.

[quote author=Marc9 post=28318972][/quote]i sent u a mail.

Pls, im tired of being sick. Pls help me. I have done lots of tests