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CelebritiesSee What A Guy Did To Blac Chyna's Butt (photo) by Limerick(op): 5:04pm On Aug 31, 2015

PhonesRe: Infinix HOT 2 (x510) Official Thread by Limerick: 12:50pm On Aug 31, 2015
adebayooye:
drop ur number for the WhatsApp group..I mean those enjoying the phone not the complainers who want an IPhone 6 in a 19500 device..
add me 08081099738
PhonesRe: Why I Will Never Use Tecno Phones Again (good Reason) by Limerick: 12:20pm On Aug 31, 2015
WailingWailer00:
Proudly a galaxy s4 user
IPhone = Bugatti
Samsung = Rolls Royce
Tecno = Danfo
grin
grin
PhonesRe: Why I Will Never Use Tecno Phones Again (good Reason) by Limerick: 12:12pm On Aug 31, 2015
adanny01:
You obviously dont know what an update is. For me, it makes me feel like a bought a brand new phone without spending a kobo.

When i finally was able to unpdate my Galaxy SII from Gingerbread 2.3 to JellyBean 4.1 it felt ownsome. My boring phone which i used was already pissing off at the time, but with the new update, i had no reason to buy a another phone spending atleast 70k. I only had to buy a new battery for 2.5k plus data which i became contented once again but was stolen.

My next expensive phone LG Nexus 4 delivered me updates like no business. I was happy until the screen broke. I thought i save myself money for buying Tecno Phantom A1-F7, in the long run am tired of it while the phone world has left me far behind.

I give it up to Tecno for their screen which hardly breaks. Both mine and my wife's has taken uncountable and incomparable crashes while my LG took 2 crashes and broke each occasion. Its now laying down.

With an update fall back in love with you old phone
exactly, tecno screens are very rugged.. mine has fallen down on hard surfaces on several occasions without a scratch on the screen.... I've never used screen protections on it.
PhonesRe: Why I Will Never Use Tecno Phones Again (good Reason) by Limerick: 11:19am On Aug 31, 2015
markmira:
I remember using phantom f7.jesus!!! I was fustrated to a point dat i came outside unclad at 12 noon to swear 4 tecno.
grin
PhonesRe: Gionee M5 Discussion Thread[HOT] by Limerick: 4:59pm On Aug 30, 2015
bqlekan:
my dear, steer clear the G's and T's. These phones have a reason for being so cheap. Get ASUS ZenFone 5 or LG nexus 5.( small but powerful battery) And if ur on a low budget, Get Asus Fe170CG ( A tab with 4000mAh battery. Only on with this tab is its camera)
I've been using the T for a year now, no problem, so your point again?
PhonesRe: Gionee M5 Discussion Thread[HOT] by Limerick: 2:47pm On Aug 30, 2015
Richhard:
Is that M5?
IMA switch from techno m5 to Gionee m5 smiley
PhonesRe: Gionee M2mini Discussion Thread by Limerick: 2:34pm On Aug 30, 2015
lanre316:
I'm not surprised cos even bold 5 has 5m camera and it shoots good. It's only on substandard phones like tecno where 8m or even 13m camera will shoot pictures less in quality than an actual 5m picture quality on a standard phone.
does infinix hot 2 have a good camera?
Technology MarketRe: Hot Sale: Month Old Itel Inote Prime Tablet 7" Quad Core 1gb Ram-- #16,500 by Limerick: 2:07pm On Aug 30, 2015
Can I give you tecno M5 Plus 6K?
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Limerick: 1:43pm On Aug 30, 2015
TopSpot:
I need tecno m5. Call 08134223479. Or quote me I u have one to sell
you on whatsapp?
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Limerick: 1:40pm On Aug 30, 2015
BossladySophie:
sad sad I kept my tab on the floor to charge while I was busy playing with my church member's super cute baby. Next thing I knew, my kid sister had used her high heel shoes to "run" over the tab on the floor, and smashed the screen, causing it to go black with tints of other colors visible on the screen. It works perfectly, other than the smashed screen wahala.

Please who wants this tab at a super give away price? I need to use the money to purchase a smaller cheaper phone as I am phoneless right now. 08175290991
for how much
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Limerick: 1:35pm On Aug 30, 2015
slimmyjimmy:
wow AM dAMn INTERESTEd grin .... How e wan be la ?
only problem is, I stay in lagos
PhonesRe: Infinix HOT 2 (x510) Official Thread by Limerick: 11:03pm On Aug 29, 2015
adrusa:
You are right. I will sell it off in a heart beat if anyone gives me good money. i have too many phones than is good for my health. That is why when it comes to phones, I know my onions. I have had all there is to have. S1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. Still resisting the urge to buy S6. Iphone 1, 3G, 3GS, 4, 5 and 6 plus. I skipped 4S and 5S. Huawei Mate 7, various BB, no BB10 etc.
do you have any piece of land?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 10:20pm On Aug 29, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Dude, you gasto chill and talk to me if you wanna talk. Don't insult me again with silly questions. Take note.

Now to reply your only reasonable question. What would you call someone who keeps coming up with corny punchlines and wordplays?

The other day he played an unnecessary "May b" with "Maybe"

I wish I can still remember that bar though. Like for real? That's like the most unnecessary play on words I've heard in my life. Not to mention some of his other nonsense generic puns.

The dude is just good in freestyles, flow and he also maintains that tight cadence. But when it comes to bars? The dude falls off for real.
You are just too senseless for my liking, his lines are generic?
at least, they are plain, even a layman would dig a vector punchline.
Carry all those your Memphis bullshit on your head and
let's see if
you won't quit rap and start looking for factory work.
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Limerick: 9:48pm On Aug 29, 2015
slimmyjimmy:
NAH . IM BUYING IT 4 SOMEONE. THATS WHY I WANT SAMTIN CHEAP
I have one tecno m5 I want to sell for 10K, all the accessories are complete and its in a perfect working condition.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 9:22pm On Aug 29, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Vector is an average Emcee.

He's only getting away with the clean flow and that freestyle skills. But when it comes to real bars? Nahh. . . He's average.
so you drop real bars? make Ogun kill the person wey talk am...
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 9:20pm On Aug 29, 2015
MuhdG:
Wow! Really?
Everyone they say vector, why u no include am?
because he couldn't kill that king Kong beat grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 9:19pm On Aug 29, 2015
MuhdG:
Oga teacher. Even u no like MI?
who be MI?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 1:09pm On Aug 29, 2015
MuhdG:
Once and For all. Who is king
MI Modenine A-Q Vector Boogey Jesse Jagz
Vector, simple.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 9:06pm On Aug 28, 2015
coogar:
if you spam my mentions again with your idiotic comments, amadioha would strike you down!
are you crazy? you actually think i would waste my precious time to write for a goat like you? how many top-tier duels have you had since you were born? if they mention the top 50 netcees on NL, i am 100% certain you won't make it. go and learn to wipe your bum first before you can think of drawing swords with me. me and you? we nor dey the same category.



and death shall become you! grin
anyone can dream big bro, even you smiley
RomanceRe: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by Limerick(op): 10:02am On Aug 28, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:
Sue me
Nah... I'll let it pass... now run along
RomanceRe: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by Limerick(op): 9:58am On Aug 28, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:
Im not surprised. I hope one of these weekends we dont shoot U by mistake sha
#watchyosix
Boy, you are derailing
RomanceRe: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by Limerick(op): 9:55am On Aug 28, 2015
donholy28:
so u won't use these techniques on ur future wife?
WTF!!! gerara here grin
RomanceRe: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by Limerick(op): 9:52am On Aug 28, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:
Thats what chics want U dumbass
Its not meant to decieve them its meant to attract them
same way they show off cleavage and pout and try to look cute and vulnerable
nigga which bush did U emerge from anyway
the same bush your father takes u to hunt bushmeat every weekend
RomanceRe: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by Limerick(op): 9:49am On Aug 28, 2015
donholy28:
these things aren't for deceiving girls naw...op they're for wooing them
are you intending to marry em?
RomanceRe: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by Limerick(op): 8:36am On Aug 28, 2015
lol, see them boys be vexing
RomanceRe: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by Limerick(op): 8:33am On Aug 28, 2015
wiringdpt:
Iranu
lol, sorry bro huh
Romance10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by Limerick(op): 8:22am On Aug 28, 2015
Now I love my sisters and I’ll do anything for them, and
they are one thing I’ll always thank God for, coz they
bring pain to the guys in their lives. Well, I coach them to
LOCK UP their warehouse of abundance . As a semi-badt
guy, guys have tricks and I’ll expose them here. Thank
me with a PM if you want more tips. grin

1. Using Slow Rhythm and Soft Tone: Whether on the
phone or in-person, the first simple thing a guy can do
to deceive you is when he lowers his voice tone to
become soft and speaks like he’s talking to his great
grandmother who just had ear surgery. Ladies, you know
what I’m saying… abi? cheesy

2. Smile : A genuine smile that has the sides of a guy’s
eyes stretching along, will ALWAYS deceive you ladies
into opening up your shield. Watch for this one too. A
smile can cost more than the price they call. Na after
you buy you go know the difference between Isoko and
Sokoto grin

3. Make you laugh : Like this post says, these are just
simple things guys do and this one is like the simplest
and most obvious. Ladies, trust me guys know this and
I’m telling you a secret. (hussssh! listen…) Guys believe
that once they can make you laugh, “it’s finished” as put
by my sweet Lord Jesus. Maybe that’s what helped
Jesus with the women in his life… he never made them
laugh. I’m not sure I have an antidote coz this trick really
works.

4. Make you talk : A guy that knows ‘wasup’ will always
make you want to talk, and talk ONLY about yourself.
Things that concern you, your hairdo, your makeup and
how so ‘beautifully ungodly’ it is – and even what you
think about the Big Brother House girls! This tactic is
simple. So simple. Once they get you talking and talking
and talking, trust me, they are ogling at your chest, your
lips and if it’s really nice, your hair.

5. Walk slowly : A slow stride in a guy signifies some sort
of confidence. Ladies, am I right… that you NEVER get
turned on by a guy who walks SO FAST! Tap! Tap! Tap!
Like he was walking to secure the last seat before his
molue leaves for heaven! Once a guy steps slowly like,
one… and… two… and… one… and… two… trust me, the
ladies start tripping.

6. Perfume: Hmmmmm… no need to talk about this. It’s
as simple as I told you it’d be. The worst part, even a
N1200 perfume can make a girl think, “Hmmm… just
maybe”

7. Dress cute : Whether wearing the most expensive or
the cheapest, as long as the color goes well and the
clothes are ironed, ladies just start considering. If the
guy con try add good shoe with correct belt, aha! “It is
finished” again… Thank u Lord Jesus! grin

8. Clean Skin : O boy! I don’t know where to start from in
this one. A 20-something year old lady almost raped me
when I was like 12 years old coz of my skin tone! Heck,
why do you think ladies love holding babies and cuddling
them? Once a guy maintains his skin well, no blemish,
no pimple, all clean, the ladies even start deceiving
themselves. They be like, “wow… he’s SO competing with
me”

9. Deepened Voice: Another simple trick that throws girls
off-balance. A guy’s voice sounds deep, mustn’t be
bass, and the ladies start doing “ten ten” in their minds.
Na wa o. Don’t they even know this voice thing comes
as early as puberty? God help my 18-year old bro… the
guy must be having ‘selection problem’.

10. Make U Think or Talk about S\ex! : What came to
your mind when you saw that last word in RED. See what
I mean? Once a guy jokes about the RED word, or writes
about the RED word, or even sneezes a note about the
RED word, ladies die once. It’s like something falls off
their brain and crashes into their “down there” causing
irreparable damage. Of the two of us, guys and girls, I
have to argue that girls love s\e.x more than us. They’re
just better at hiding it! But still, that’s a good thing…
wouldn’t want my future virgin daughter come up to me
like, “Dad, I saw this guy today and my body was so
scratching me, like this and like that… I just did it to get
it over with Dad.” Mehnnn… na faint! huh

HMMMM… the worst part, guys will still continue to
deceive you even after reading this. God help us!
Comments and bashing are welcome
Rap BattlesRe: M.i's Comment On Vector's 2hours 30minutes Freestyle Fury by Limerick: 7:36am On Aug 28, 2015
Diet
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 9:13pm On Aug 27, 2015
coogar:
so no one is man enough to face the coog in the battle ring?

i am disappointed! grin cheesy
come make I chop you
Nairaland GeneralRe: 6 Things About Lagos That People From Other Cities Exaggerate About by Limerick(op): 9:10pm On Aug 27, 2015
MrFlavvor:
The price of certain goods/services are very cheap. Over here in Bayelsa we get that a lot.
really? like mama put canteens

This is getting interesting, Lalasticlala pls help out here

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