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gottoboy:
Check frontpage you ᵍᵒ see husband Äη∂ wife wey meet for NL. They are happily married

lmao, just like siddogg, siddogg got married on facebook, gave birth on facebook, his family are textcees and are all on facebook. Wierdest thing I ever heard!

Darkrebel:
eyahhhhhh. more buckets

but guy why your heart dey pound like this?
. see the way you are sweating Chai..

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

you no get work o

Darkrebel I'm not over hying nobody but this is another punch

coogar:
his IQ is lower than his shoe size.

Btw, who is rozzay's husband? Olubukato? And what wuld a husband and wife be doing on nairaland. Dem no get work?

coogar:
just say you have run out of recharge cards to get on the internet.....indolent church rat! he's so poor his dreams are in black & white. he cannot afford coloured dreams.

dafuq, I saw that damn punch..

Darkrebel, common drop some punches as well

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coogar:
loonat11kk the party pooper.
you know all the used & unused puns in battle rap but you never seem to apply the theory in your own verses when battling.

when are you taking the lime challenge on NL? only 5 selected judges would give the verdict to avoid bias and whoever wins take £50 i am willing to invest in this brawl as the first battle on NL with a cash prize.

in case you are wondering, i won't be among the judges

Sure, let him come proove hes a better emcee than I am

WARRIBLOOD:
elymax oya come house you try dhooo...take towel make you clean your face....

Till mikuz go get white hair for is dickk...anybattle na mvgt to is name..smh


Y'all needs to ask coogar make him take hu na go the juju man place wen him take beat mikuz or hu na go continue to suffer disease from this sick judges...

lmao@juju man.

Darkrebel:
bragging about PS4

game that I would smash and buy 4 more the next Day...

sstupid pretender

thats 320k put together

coogar:
he's met his match.....
i have faced more stubborn goats so he's not new to me. all these illegitimate children of orange sellers sired by meiguard's don't know their place on the internet.

someone with no future ambition - he still stays with his parents. his parents still send him garri & money for handouts.....why won't he be a nuisance online?

lmao, this is epic.

Lmao, quote darkrebel and become an instant hater. IDGAF tho

Iceskidd:
Wtf is darkrebel blabbing bout

that guy na case i swear

kr0ne:
No, I'm only begging u to stop being a nuisance in public. Person wey see u here go begin think say u get mind, dem no know say u no fit harm ordinary fly. The same with Limerick, pastor pikin

dafuq, blaqbonez mum is a pastor too, a G.O for that matter just like my mum and I'm proud of it, tho nt 100% sha. Btw Tune to MITV on monday 6:45-7:30am Inspiration hour, yu go see my mumcy dey preach.

mikuz:
Open for votes :

Ibime
Cooger
Kr0ne
Teddybiyasi
Ema Prince

Please vote on this.

dnt space it

Ibime:
Good battle.

Elymax is crayyy and Mikuz is back.

Quite a few wonky wordplays and reaches though. I call em technical fouls. I will judge thís battle on the clean wordies where I don't have to stretch colloquial accent. Back later.

dafuq is technical fouls? U dan start again

Opener- 1 point Tie - Ideas were kinda stale/not worded properly

Rhymes- 2 points Gottoboy, sleek rhymes/nice use of internals

Similes/metaphor- 2 points - Gottoboy

Punchlines- 3 points Tie

Personals- 2 points Sosiq

Flow- 1 point Tie

Wordplays- 2 points Gottoboy, Sosiq's beaten/bitten is generic and wtf is eba/a bar

Closers- 1 point - Nil - Stale

MVGT Gottoboy

Send ur verse to someone then

Warriblood car straight pun really had my mouth opened for 5mins after I read it again.

mikuz:
What do you mean by 'space''?

na me yu dey whine? If I punch yur lips ehn. Btw, goan close my thread na, I got coogar, teddy, wills and Giyaz's votes, kslib got ibime, krone and luntic's vote. Thats 4 3 biko.

mikuz:
Babalawo power oh
Maniru power oh
Mamiwater power oh
Don’t you ever bow down
Don’t you bow down

lmao, which church u dey go?

mikuz:
Meaning?

dnt space Ema Prince.

mikuz:
EmaPrince, I've added you to the default list of judges, please do well to vote on Limerick/ Ksslib battle so we can move on.

dnt space it

rozzay:
Even if he is a pope I will do it like dat.

lol

Darkrebel:
I would never ...I want to start battling in one of those Facebook groups...they seem to have regular brawls than here....which ones are the hottest now?

Rap Genesis

007Bruce:
can you post the link to one of his battles on fb? i love the way he punches

Check Rap Genesis Files

Darkrebel:
After this battle, mik will wanna be
friends/
he'll even look me up on facebook and put
forth a request/
he'll have sleepless nights, saddened,
raged also depressed/
writing lyrics trynna cook up a revenge/
till i beat him senseless again then he'll
come to his sense/ and console himself/
like atleast i lost to the best!!

who dropped this? 007bruce ..lol .there are so many clownsrapping that should be doing stand up comedy

thats ink, as in that guy so d.ope and his punchlines are always off the hook, ask kr0ne about him. The guy beat tunderstorm on fb, they had a rematch the nextday, he still whooped him flawlessly. He wuld hav still whooped him if they fought again d third day, he humiliated lunaprick severally, beat dopeheads like limerick, alex stifler and co. Plus that battle I bit, I tought I was facing Ink and Fhab together, cz that was what I heard, See? If u were in ma shoes, u wuldav done worse

Iceskidd:
Smh so people who participated are the ones to vote?

thats true, mikuz, people in the same tourney cnt vote na, let regular members vote. This threads taking too much time.

iamaromolaeran:
jeez ... mikuz is a pastor.... he can't


but as for me...i can and I don't mind

mikuz is a what? U must be a layman

mikuz:
Elymaxiimus I hope your verse is ready. We drop tomorrow as scheduled. Make I kukuma pop thread.

y u dey shine teeth?

ELYMAXiimus:
lmfao @ your signature... Guy where did you grow up?

with my parents

BEST OF NL FEMCEES

its zluk spitting in session, this aint war not a jostle// my lines
smoke 10niggas per hustle and my leg aint yet on the throttle// but luna can't spit with fire even if he was caught in the "act" spitting
with the twelve apostles// Zluk

.......this biitch blaze with nothing/ while am aim with more hits/ the foolish clown only gat jokes. . .her names means mockery/
but the shewolf cracks bones. . a punch deliver more'breaks'than'lazy employees!!' teddybiyasi

Feather weight niqqa!
...pity? for this bratty twit?/ abeg too wearisome to pity the level of 'Ted's stupidity.'/ we should have the 'right immunity,'/ cos her 'ex-sense' is an insult in 'this vicinity.'/ if folly is a birthmark, it'd 'her identity.'// yeyenatu

Yu bout to be Captured and thrown into/
a den of Lions and zombies too/
Check my recent bouts.....I bet yu bound 2 find out dat Havoc's da whole issue/
Watchu still doin in here; i think tz high tym yu stand up and go quick, dude/
Cz ur chances of winning ar 'too tiny'.....
Somefin like 'atoms and molecules!'/ ThaBraidez

i share same traits wit the serpents/
I make straight bars simplify death/
an outstanding genius wit the barz set/
But you neva called the Genius....
Why do i hav dis feeling ur conscience kips remindin you of d fact dat yu 'stole it in the market'?/ (Never called the Jean yours) ThaBraidez

Last tym i beat u flawlessly,it was actin Hanah,n brewing samuels life/buh dis time its 1st Samuel 25vs1. . .N samuel died. . ./ Gladyss

Ok.......It's time we kick the flow/ the shewolf ready to steal this show/ am hot, u can't compare the heat with stove/ it's not ,"funny" if I say I'll eat the ho/ cos I've brought "yeye a casket"...... am right here to "kill the joke!!!"/ teddybiyasi

as am on a killing spree, she'l be axed and TORTURED/ Ha life at stake...its a 'bet' of VULTURES/
so itz best she thredds wit CAUTION...
Else i'd be quick 2 put a C4 'In Verse!'...... and properly have ha blown out of 'PROPORTION!!!'/ (inverse) ThaBraidez

He shivers wen i cum n runs like HE'S DOWN WITH RUNNIN FEVER/u aint sick n DIS CLOWN AINT UPPING EITHER/xcept u talkn aw ds closer stripd im naked,'tok im awt' n left im 'hangn awt' of DIS TOWN N FUCKING JUPITER/nw we watchn ds dick dangle,singin d 'remix'. . Rex is 'no where but up' by CHRIS BROWN N JUSTIN BIEBER - Gladyss

. . . . .Warriblood is a disgrace/ I wish I cud spit in his face/ a bad 'image' to hip hop. . .he doesn't fit in the 'frame'! / Teddybiyasi

on ds bout, i'd cane ur butt/
then leave the dude with more 'core loss' than d coat of Jacob's son/ Plus hez frail n dumb/
Sure you cnt do a Pers with my Pics....now what u gon do? Speak of my bout with snow killz? How I failed or lost?...
Bleep that, since ninjas see the 'Ingredients' my bars carry lately..... that story wuld clearly be taken 'with a grain of salt!'/ ThaBraidez

Hold on bitch, aint don wit yu yet....
Aint thinkin straight, I'm gettin Uju SLAINED IN THE TOUR/ immediately i put BLADES IN THE FRONT/
what is she? A warrior? Nah...shez only a slut; the type that gets PAID TO BE F_CKED/
Plus ha life so complicated...
And the dicks entering ha pussie on daily basis, are only tinz about ha that goes STRAIGHT TO THE POINT/ ThaBraidez

wit a couple knives, i'd hav ya dead/
am cuming wit diffrent types of fighter jets/
so its best u stop the disses dude....and probably hide yur ass instead/
buh if u choose to act stubborn...
Then you'd leave me no oda choice, than to make u 'die for dissing'.... like Jesus Christ of nazareth/ (Die for the sin) ThaBraidez

Winning this brawl? He's not sure of it/
draw? Use okro, dummy!/ ur no sport for me/ watch me use spikes n blades and torture him/ till I have blood on my hands like an abortionist!!/ Teddybiyasi

Now I jz killed ds hoe mosta yall had some CRUSH ON/
and to those kats absent; I'd tell yal hw it happened...
twas somefin like a mission 2 DAGGER THIS BITCH QUICK/
throdded dwn a RATHER FILTHY STREET/
with toolz in hand, got to the door.....and had my HAMMERZ HITTIN IT/
broke in, saw the woman PAMPERING THIS CHIC...
And D oldman FATHERING DIS BITCH/ i'm like 'whr da hell is kris'...they like 'shez escaped to space'...
Killed em both....nw thats 'BASTARDLY' SPEAKING/
then ah flew to space, Uju hid on the moon....she saw my DAGGERS STILL SPINNING!/
and she wz quick to take refuge on the stars, buh that ws the greatest mistake she made....
Cz my daggers 'reached for the stars!' fasta than 'GALAXY TV!!!'/ ThaBraidez

iamaromolaeran:
I told him before...he thought I was hating.... I told him his football plays are too much and makes his verses boring...

dude...everyone knows ibime is better by farrrrrrr....
nothing in Cooger's lines is original...either bitten or generic .... plus his verses ain't got as Much humour as bis. which is essential in battling. ....accept it you re' clog stan

i second dis

Lagunna:
see vexing

make sure my own come awt 4 wordplay b4 I soda ur yansh with bicycle spoke. Btw Cybermugu1 u be real mugu o. Erigga na nairalander?

Smh, aside mik, nobody quote my line? Yu guys are fools tho