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folly65: I cant believe i was this stupid in going to search for the elvison
But i realised that the op is more stupid than i am

Charming kor charmer ni

tysonnn: seconded!!! Except for these: u3's closer! Sometimes you call the letters in one's name instead of pronouncing the name in full.( it's done by several artiste)

and the only one i find a lil fault in, in ibme's is this : "up the ante"


U3's forced the hell outta those wordplays!

UlqU3: In these game of thrones,I'm Past the King's door, a killer shado whe'll die standing in awe/, and just to spite this Royal b1tch Queen's Landing will burn/
We've been at war, His sectors descend and imma kill his son/, wait.. I'll bring that back cuz I see he's dumb, I said we've been at war,he's Hector'sdescendant, I'mArchilles' son!/
What tha ffuck is 'His sector descend and imma kill his son (he's Hector's descendant, I'mArchilles son!) . Like seriously? Or yur accent? Men, dude, this is really dumb.

Bis a nerd, his lingo I can Spit that too/, take pokemon - I'm Ash,my guns will peek at you/ poo gøra-ta-ta when thesquirt toolaim at your Weak a$$ dude/
You "throw a tantrum" Isigh, duckKick back boom!/, ur whole fam is dead, birds see your Sh1t as food/ so cocks-eat-pops, hawks-eat-mum, they'll find you bla bla bla. Dumb! Dumb!! Dumb!! And he still has the guts to start explaining the dumb wordplays.

and start hitting on this man like Mikuz and khimwhyte!/ Dumb and Stoopid, meaningless and baseless. This shiit is just to stale 4 my liking, yu shuld be stoned for this.

You tried to cash in but Reality check,in my verse is some awesome conviction/ so be at rest, cuz B I S is done... August subscription/ This bar couldnt have come up here if 'bis' was pronounced 'B.I.S' In other words, this is dumb. Next time, try to Reduce the quantity of dumb lines in ur verse

Ibime: We ain't tryna hear your rhymes. . . they ain't that sick/ so likedrug mules in aeroplanes. . . nigga,save that shít!!!/ Dnt ask me why, this line is dumb. -_-

Your mum know the éffing procedure/ she best drop the panty/ and súck the candy/
So far, I've been kind to the fúcking family/ but now I'm coming for her sister . . . it's time to 'up the ante'!// Set Ups? A little brilliant, End Punch? Dumb!

Who said that he's better?. . . okey dokey!/ This homie phony/ He best don't provoke me/
before bullets touch his 'head, shoulders, knees and toes'. . . like I'm teaching him azonto. . . or the bla bla bla!/
Now this is the dumbest of them all . Infact, the dumbness for the bar wear uniform, buckle shoe, carry kondo, stand kakaraka for mainroad dey control traffic. . Wtf. This line had me laughing my dumb ass out. Maybe next time, we'l hear some tin like

'The bullets had his tongue out, scattered his face and left one leg up. . . .like hes dancing alanta!' nw this looks like the kinda punches Banke and hayboiy do drop on maestro. Buh it all good tho. We aint perfect. Erryone has a spark of brilliance and a reflection of dumbness too

LaurelP: I was thinking you'll give her a dog-like bite on her bumbum

Krizzkutz: Making it outside the texting world

kr0ne: O boy, no be small thing o
I can't tell what's wounjoring my eyes right now: the punchlines or ma Heineken

kr0ne: Ibime and Coogar just dey make eyes turn me since. There are too many punchlines in that battle. I dey come first, make I finish the last bottle o' ma Heineken!

LooNat11kk: I Bagged Jon Lamar at a tourney battle earlier, If You have beef with lunatic settle it with bars, oh i almost forgot, i could bag you again if i want to, but then again i dont battle wacks. Your claims of calling Lunatic a biter is false. You are just bitter cos i flawed you on fb, stick to your wack self and never talk about my shyts again, u hear?

kr0ne: E no mean. Make him come whoop me too

kr0ne: Jon Lamar! I have a fight with that dude! I forgot!

kr0ne: He's the same guy that had a cipher with u and U3. Una deyy quarrel?

kr0ne: Help me enter RG na? I'm still at the door post waiting!

kr0ne: Lol!! Which one be country acting again?

Geoxpress: Hehehe abi!

kr0ne: I'm blushing

Geoxpress: Lime hwfr

mikuz: 'confessor' does not rhyme with 'correction' and 'oppression'. I'm not happy at rhyming with 'be' in the next stanza. In your 3rd stanza, only 'pprick' and 'read' slanted. 'him' and 'degree' fell off. In your 5th bar, 'me' and 'real' do not fit in. In the following stanza 'come' is forced. 10th stanza and 'me' didn't fit in. In your last bar, 'call' was too slanted.

ELYMAXiimus: Nawa o, at last! Limerick i see you, bro! But that metaphor, i think i was all over the place too!

#justsaying