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kr0ne: Maybe yours, but he ain't RULING MY AREA/ been on his chase, he's the GUILTY BARBARIAN/ it takes me more than texts to BULLY A HATER/Omo, this GUY DEY VEX drop missiles like a FIGHTER JET, buh fyh comes at you men its LIFE OR DEATH cz you bet he'd be readily coming in with his KNIVE OR TEKS Danger is steady, FLY POSSESSED buh as yu guys are battling it out Me I'd be getting money on this game like a NAIRABET ![]() |
MA S.EX T.APE ![]() I dey room, jeje dey watch BLUE FILM ebony, black tit, kai COOL SHÌT Naso I hear heavy sound, hey SHÌT MAN i run go back of chair dey try press my PRICK DOWN naso one lady jus come, knock my DOOR HARD i think say na teddy, nor knw say na landlord wife for my COMPOUND I close eyes, i wan kiss be my INTENTION, naso She gimme slap, con go seize my TELEVISION, the one wey pain me pass na when see threaten me with EVICTION. 4rm there naim I con loose my ENERGY, even my dick self loyal like person wey dey 4 EMBARSSY The next day, i Still balance dey WATCH P.ORN dem no dey use the CONDOM white dicks, black pussiez, dem dey phuck wit TOM TOM? Kai I watch am sotey I "oversee" am con think say i dey for LONDON The next knock, i jump up, run inside TOILET, i Swear i clumsy die..but I no die when I 'kick one BUCKET' naso i hear one angelic voice, i 4get all my TORMENTS, Chai i run go outside, tie only TOWEL open door na one girl wey talk say her name na LOVETH, naso loveth enter, siddown 4 my OLD FOAM i send sikira make she go help me buy food 4 iya TOGO Chai, naso the story go, nollywood films con scarce 4 my house, omo, my startimes expire 4months ago. I con put SPARTACUS d.v.d no gree work, i 'raise am up' like LAZARUS b4 u knw it, e begin work, seconds don dey 'count' like ABACUS I fastforward the i.diot reach where dem dey do THE THING, naso sikira enter, u know say dat mumu na PIKIN she no wan go wen i gv am 5naira, I increase am to FIFTEEN chai naso i calculate, ma prick dan stand i don dey sweat like VAPOUR. . . .I loud music to cover the noise of my NEIGHBOURS I jump ontop loveth, con begin dey NAK AM, I be her producer na me dey give the ìdiot SOUNDTRACK she gv me 'U-Turn' i be like ‘‘ men am LOVING THAT’’I bin wan change game, she say ‘‘NO! Give me the D.OGGY STYLE’’ but wait, how dem dey do the D.OGGY STYLE, she say men u is a FUNNY GUY, Shuck ur dick inside my ass up and down, u'l be ROCKING HARD. U Knw wetin con HURT ME PASS see ehn, me dat time, be wan ARRANGE the next thing, naso water just pour for MY FACE as i cn open my eyes, i see mumcy dey vex, i check time 4 work, am like ‘‘Not again, men I'M LATE’’ |
kr0ne: Fuckyouhard, no pre-match shots? Abeg, shoot me small na make I test my bullet proof. I know say u don script ur head tire. Me go start my own this evening, na work hold me sincehes a landlord in this game, so hes coming to EVICT YOU, how? Hes a, RUDE NIGERIAN he RULES OUR AREA, with TWO LIBERIANS that came to, WOO OUR LADY(teddy)AND take her away cos they claiming that she, LOOKS LIKE ALIENS ![]() |
coogar: i mean i have never been arrested or locked up. of course, i have visited enough niggaz behind bars. i have arranged several jailbreaks too - most were successful, few got botched.niggas hating me, buh I'M REALLY THE BEST, MAN we aint gat a problem COMPLETING THE SENTENCE, coogar they call you 'micheal scofield!' cos you and yur niggas gat a problem, 'COMPLETING THE SENTENCE' ![]() |
coogar: have you seen any nigerian prison before? each mosquito looks like an adult butterfly. if 3 of them bite you, you would pass out.chai, that devil is a liar! ![]() |
teddybiyasi: neglected(In Ibime's Voice) I go waka if she shakara, then tell another GIRL make she prepare amala, abacha!! ![]() |
teddybiyasi: it's not a cheatin my world(nl world tho), wen u refering to me, always quote me btw, teddy, i need girl wey go warm my bed tonight o! U up? 5rounds no personals. Itaf tayed that i yaf use dis my tommy gunz ![]() |
mikuz: Abeg gist me, wetin etisalat dey do?haha, see ya long throat, u sef need am? Oboy man pikin must nt miss dis New etimumu awoof sha! ![]() |
Ksslib: Like i said, i my case, I have a special sim card for it. Anytime i load, i exhaust and leave my account at 0.00 naira.chai all diz internet thieves sha, so u just close eye go buy new sim just because u wan cheat ur service providers dem ![]() |
Ksslib: Like i said, i my case, I have a special sim card for it. Anytime i load, i exhaust and leave my account at 0.00 naira. |
Ksslib: lol. Abeg no download etisalat office join oo..what about the code 4 100naira, u only dropped dat of 15naira |
I played with 'prime' 'eight' 'ape' on fb and someone accused me of biting it from one Canibus/dizaster battle ![]() |
Lmao, coogar no go kill person, btw i need teddybiyasi's pics ![]() Moreso Loonatiikk is busy smearing Coogar's name on an fb rap group o ![]() |
coogar: boy - change your weed supplier....he's mixing pawpaw leaves with your mary J.Chisos!! Lmfao!! |
coogar: it seems kr0ne is the guru here.lol ELYMAXiimus: lmao... What are you saying?testing testing |
I dnt get it best rhymer: 1. 2. 3. And we are not to vote more than once? |
ELYMAXiimus: lolYou are laughing? You are part of the people giving these guys heads on this section o! So if hes arrogant and rude, dont blame him na, Abi!! |
fuckyouhard: place ur money, dude! u win I delete my account..............smhLike i said; “no be mouth“ . Meanwhile, when you done shaking your head. I hope you balance it back to reality! |
GLACIERZ: I flow with glee/so when I throw a free/niggas know it's me/Whats up with all these gay antics am seeing lately, first, it was mikuz. Now its Glacierz, Una dan 4get 14yrz? ![]() |
mikuz: Madman, go and remove that post from that thread before Amadioha impregnate you with 6 albino midgets. You wan try me? Don't let call fuckprickhard for you o.Lol, you bet I'd beat fyh anyday na. No be mouth Amadioha impregnate you with 6 albino midgets.stolen from cooger ![]() |
mikuz: So you can start crying when votes go against you again. Please I've had enough of your tears bro.enough of these gay antics already. |
yeyenatu: do limerick is hairlesly faceless. not even a stub? chai, you better add a dash of lemon inside that spirit oooo.K! |
coogar: very true!lmao@pete edochie. I'd give it a shot tho. (runs to chemist to get condoms packs as well as a bottle of methylated spirit) ![]() |
Nelson909: call mr Ederm on: 07083919230 blow yourself with your power by music. renball record give you last chance of the year..... if you are talented lets make record deal.ok |
kingdimes: lol Ur current form is hot...I have not written a diss verse for a very longtimeAlright then. |
coogar: start rubbing methylated spirit on your face. how do you get babes with this face?So that 'spirit' thing is true afterall |
kingdimes: I am a threat in the dark/ none can best me in spars/(Liked) . Cool man - how about a spar? Watchu say? |
ojoawo: how bout 30th for the deadlinebetter! |
mikuz: Stop insulting Warriblood, give the nigga the respect he deserves. If not for anything Warriblood is hardworking. Go and read his diss to SeunLink please ![]() |
mikuz: No please.why na? I bin wan make we do cipher...abi u dey fear all these small boys 4 this forum? |
mikuz: Cooger is a jobless fraudster, do not let him deceive you. The lightest punch in that post ll best all the nonsense Cooger ll write in his entire lifespan.Some of those lines are weak oooooo! Modonine aint a god for crying out loud. |
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