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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 10:40am On Sep 26, 2014
kr0ne: Maybe yours, but he ain't RULING MY AREA/ been on his chase, he's the GUILTY BARBARIAN/ it takes me more than texts to BULLY A HATER/
if he claims ill, then he's PUSHING THE SATAN/ coz I'll spew vile and infect the DUDE WITH MALARIA!/
Fyh said he loves Wayne . . but I'll hurt the FOOL WITH INSOLENT PLAN/ if he tries to jack Carter I'll alert my GOONS IN INDONESIA!
Omo, this GUY DEY VEX drop missiles like a FIGHTER JET, buh fyh comes at you
men
its LIFE OR DEATH cz you bet he'd be readily coming in with his KNIVE OR TEKS
Danger
is steady, FLY POSSESSED buh as yu guys are battling it out
Me
I'd be getting money on this game like a NAIRABET grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 10:12am On Sep 26, 2014
MA S.EX T.APE
huh
I dey room, jeje dey watch BLUE FILM ebony, black tit, kai COOL SHÌT
Naso
I hear heavy sound, hey SHÌT MAN i run go back of chair dey try press my PRICK DOWN naso one lady jus come,
knock
my DOOR HARD i think say na teddy, nor knw say na landlord wife for my COMPOUND
I close eyes, i wan kiss be my INTENTION, naso She gimme slap, con go seize my TELEVISION, the one wey pain me pass na when see threaten me with EVICTION. 4rm there naim I con loose my ENERGY, even my dick self loyal like person wey dey 4 EMBARSSY

The next day, i Still balance dey WATCH P.ORN dem no dey use the CONDOM
white
dicks, black pussiez, dem dey phuck wit TOM TOM? Kai I watch am sotey I "oversee" am con think say i dey for LONDON

The next knock, i jump up, run inside TOILET, i Swear i clumsy die..but I no die when I 'kick one BUCKET' naso i hear one angelic voice, i 4get all my TORMENTS, Chai i run go outside, tie only TOWEL open door
na one girl wey talk say her name na LOVETH, naso loveth enter, siddown 4 my OLD FOAM i send sikira make she go help me buy food 4 iya TOGO
Chai, naso the story go, nollywood films con scarce 4 my house, omo, my startimes expire 4months ago. I con put SPARTACUS d.v.d no gree work, i 'raise am up' like LAZARUS b4 u knw it, e begin work, seconds don dey 'count' like ABACUS
I
fastforward the i.diot reach where dem dey do THE THING, naso sikira enter, u know say dat mumu na PIKIN she no wan go wen i gv am 5naira, I increase am to FIFTEEN chai naso i calculate, ma prick dan stand i don dey sweat like VAPOUR. . . .I loud music to cover the noise of my NEIGHBOURS
I jump ontop loveth, con begin dey NAK AM, I be her producer na me dey give the ìdiot SOUNDTRACK grin she gv me 'U-Turn' i be like ‘‘ men am LOVING THAT’’
I bin wan change game, she say ‘‘NO! Give me the D.OGGY STYLE’’ but wait, how dem dey do the D.OGGY STYLE, she say men u is a FUNNY GUY, Shuck ur dick inside my ass up and down, u'l be ROCKING HARD. U Knw wetin con HURT ME PASS see ehn, me dat time, be wan ARRANGE the next thing, naso water just pour for MY FACE as i cn open my eyes, i see mumcy dey vex, i check time 4 work, am like ‘‘Not again, men I'M LATE’’
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 9:24am On Sep 26, 2014
kr0ne: Fuckyouhard, no pre-match shots? Abeg, shoot me small na make I test my bullet proof. I know say u don script ur head tire. Me go start my own this evening, na work hold me since
hes a landlord in this
game,
so hes coming to EVICT YOU, how? Hes
a,
RUDE NIGERIAN he RULES OUR AREA, with TWO LIBERIANS that
came to,
WOO OUR LADY(teddy)AND take
her away
cos they claiming that she, LOOKS LIKE ALIENS grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 9:18am On Sep 26, 2014
coogar: i mean i have never been arrested or locked up. of course, i have visited enough niggaz behind bars. i have arranged several jailbreaks too - most were successful, few got botched.
niggas hating me, buh I'M REALLY THE BEST, MAN we aint
gat a problem COMPLETING THE SENTENCE, coogar they
call you 'micheal scofield!' cos you
and yur niggas gat a problem,
'COMPLETING THE SENTENCE' grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 7:21pm On Sep 25, 2014
coogar: have you seen any nigerian prison before? each mosquito looks like an adult butterfly. if 3 of them bite you, you would pass out.
chai, that devil is a liar! undecided
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 7:15pm On Sep 25, 2014
teddybiyasi: neglected grin
(In Ibime's Voice)
I go waka if she shakara, then tell another GIRL make she prepare amala, abacha!! grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 6:35pm On Sep 25, 2014
teddybiyasi: it's not a cheat




in my world when will cheat any service provider we don't pay a dime
in my world(nl world tho), wen u refering to me, always quote me

btw, teddy, i need girl wey go warm my bed tonight o! U up? 5rounds no personals. Itaf tayed that i yaf use dis my tommy gunz grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 6:27pm On Sep 25, 2014
mikuz: Abeg gist me, wetin etisalat dey do?
haha, see ya long throat, u sef need am? Oboy man pikin must nt miss dis New etimumu awoof sha! grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 6:09pm On Sep 25, 2014
Ksslib: Like i said, i my case, I have a special sim card for it. Anytime i load, i exhaust and leave my account at 0.00 naira.

Anyway, if you use android, just off data . Your money wont be touched cos you aint browsing.. Then anytime you wish to continue, on am back.
chai all diz internet thieves sha, so u just close eye go buy new sim just because u wan cheat ur service providers dem grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 6:08pm On Sep 25, 2014
Ksslib: Like i said, i my case, I have a special sim card for it. Anytime i load, i exhaust and leave my account at 0.00 naira.

Anyway, if you use android, just off data . Your money wont be touched cos you aint browsing.. Then anytime you wish to continue, on am back.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 6:04pm On Sep 25, 2014
Ksslib: lol. Abeg no download etisalat office join oo..

Sometimes if you're lucky, etisalat will deduct far less than they should. Thus making you browse/download for one hour with 100,80 or 90 naira. Seems like they have a technical glitch.

Some Peeps are even exploiting it with a trick that allows you use 15naira for one hour.. cheesy ..
what about the code 4 100naira, u only dropped dat of 15naira
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 11:46pm On Sep 23, 2014
I played with 'prime' 'eight' 'ape' on fb and someone accused me of biting it from one Canibus/dizaster battle undecided
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 11:43pm On Sep 23, 2014
Lmao, coogar no go kill person, btw i need teddybiyasi's pics grin
Moreso
Loonatiikk is busy smearing
Coogar's name on an fb rap group o grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 3:06pm On Sep 23, 2014
coogar: boy - change your weed supplier....he's mixing pawpaw leaves with your mary J.
Chisos!! Lmfao!!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 1:36pm On Sep 23, 2014
coogar: it seems kr0ne is the guru here.
teddymiyaki loves krone.....yeyenatu will have kr0ne's babies if she gets the opportunity & now i am being told kr0ne owns a rap-group.
na wao
lol
ELYMAXiimus: lmao... What are you saying?
testing testing
Rap BattlesRe: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Awards! Awards!! Awards!!! ~ * * by Limerick: 11:07am On Sep 23, 2014
I dnt get it
best rhymer:
1.
2.
3.
And we are not to vote more than once?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 10:40am On Sep 23, 2014
ELYMAXiimus: lol
You are laughing? You are part
of the people giving these guys
heads
on this section o! So if hes arrogant and rude, dont blame him na, Abi!!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 10:27am On Sep 23, 2014
fuckyouhard: place ur money, dude! u win I delete my account..............smh
Like i said; “no be mouth“ . Meanwhile, when you done shaking your head. I hope you balance it back to reality!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 9:20am On Sep 23, 2014
GLACIERZ: I flow with glee/so when I throw a free/niggas know it's me/
I ain't forgotten Mik. . .i'll fork him up. . .so after exams ima poke the gee!/



Pow!
Whats up with all these gay antics am seeing lately, first, it was mikuz. Now its Glacierz, Una dan 4get 14yrz? grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 9:15am On Sep 23, 2014
mikuz: Madman, go and remove that post from that thread before Amadioha impregnate you with 6 albino midgets. You wan try me? Don't let call fuckprickhard for you o. grin
Lol, you bet I'd beat fyh anyday na. No be mouth
Amadioha impregnate you with 6 albino midgets.
stolen from cooger grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 8:48am On Sep 23, 2014
mikuz: So you can start crying when votes go against you again. Please I've had enough of your tears bro.

But Fuckprickhard if you wanna get buried alive again, after Kr0ne is through with ffucking you hard Ill ffuck you again. grin
enough of these gay antics already.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 8:44am On Sep 23, 2014
yeyenatu: do limerick is hairlesly faceless. not even a stub? chai, you better add a dash of lemon inside that spirit oooo.
K!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 11:34pm On Sep 22, 2014
coogar: very true!
after 3 weeks, you would be like pete edochie.
lmao@pete edochie.
I'd give it a shot tho.
(runs to chemist to get condoms packs as well as a bottle of methylated spirit) grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 10:52pm On Sep 22, 2014
Nelson909: call mr Ederm on: 07083919230 blow yourself with your power by music. renball record give you last chance of the year..... if you are talented lets make record deal.
ok
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 10:48pm On Sep 22, 2014
kingdimes: lol Ur current form is hot...I have not written a diss verse for a very longtime
I decline sir
Alright then.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 10:46pm On Sep 22, 2014
coogar: start rubbing methylated spirit on your face. how do you get babes with this face? grin cheesy if you dey lagos, na only JSS girls would listen to your yarns.. cheesy grin
So that 'spirit' thing is true afterall
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 10:35pm On Sep 22, 2014
kingdimes: I am a threat in the dark/ none can best me in spars/
I put the pen to its task/then lead the herd with the
staff/
I flex in a Mercedes car/then send the checks to the
staffs/
but u nigga laboured for years...yet Ur pensions ain't
half...of what I spend in the bar/
kings landing is where this veteran is found/...pulling the pillars
of Hercules's till it got shredded to sands/
# gone
(Liked) . Cool man - how about a spar? Watchu say?
Rap BattlesRe: The Nairaland Rap Battle Section Audio Cypher Planning Thread by Limerick: 10:26pm On Sep 22, 2014
ojoawo: how bout 30th for the deadline
better!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 9:40am On Sep 19, 2014
mikuz: Stop insulting Warriblood, give the nigga the respect he deserves. If not for anything Warriblood is hardworking. Go and read his diss to Seun
Link please grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 9:38am On Sep 19, 2014
mikuz: No please.
why na? I bin wan make we do cipher...abi u dey fear all these small boys 4 this forum?
Rap BattlesRe: Dopest Modenine Barz by Limerick: 10:14pm On Sep 18, 2014
mikuz: Cooger is a jobless fraudster, do not let him deceive you. The lightest punch in that post ll best all the nonsense Cooger ll write in his entire lifespan.

No one in Cooger's generation till the end of time ll ever come close to being half as ddope as Modenine.

Can you name one bar from the punchline recycler that can stand any of Modo's 'weak' punch? Hell NO!!
Some of those lines are weak oooooo! Modonine aint a god for crying out loud.

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