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Shedrack777:
It doesn't matter if they call you monkeys, as long as you they gave you jobs, ignore the insults and collect your money

One monkey spotted.

Nairalander248:
Did you know if Meta shuts these two app in Nigeria, lots of people will become poor?

While some people are making $2000 a month on Facebook and WhatsApp, you are using yours for pleasure wasting data..

If you have any phone with internet and you are not making money you are wasting your time on internet space...

youngrichnigga:
APC, Tinubu, please hasten and approve whatever appointment you have in store for Reno because the shoe is already turning to O MOCKERY

LifeNot4DWeak:
If I fart inside a room, especially in the evening, everybody will run away. In fact, stay outside for a few minutes before you come inside again.


I mostly pity my girlfriend because she's is the one enduring it. Chai, that girl don suffer for my hand.

The other day, i was on a date with a girl and it came. I couldnt control so i had to release and the whole place was smelling so bad. She knew i was the one and i had to apologize. Since after that day, that girl is not picking my calls again. Could that be the issue?

Abeg, could something be wrong inside me that makes my fart smell so bad? Like a rotten dead body. I'm serious. That is how bad it's.

What can I do to end this?

nairavsdollars:
Jonathan lost the 2015 presidential election and Shettima is now the vice-president to President Bola Tinubu.

Jokerman:
Please what is the cause??

I don't really understand. Titus wey we dey use do sauce like playplay before, now you can't even eat it anyhow...

Please, abi Peter Obi no build enough ponds ni?

Hemanwel:
Everywhere soft for E-money side! No shakings, abigi nwa!

Baba, abeg do give away for your boy oh! Abu'm nwafor Isele-Ukwu. Anyin bu ofu!

3167288199. First bank.

NgeneUkwenu:
INEC should just declare Tinubu as a 2027 Pending President Elect and save Nigeria the cost of organising a formal election.

What a mammoth crowd of patriotic Nigerians, who have chosen to defy ethnic jingoism in order to reelect a builder of Nigeria in the name of Ochuko Ahmed Tinubu!

God Bless Nigeria!

Sonofgod1990:
Fvck ye all for castigating bet9ja. E no dey favour you no mean say e no dey favour another person. I have made not less than 20 million naira from betting for the past 6 years in d betting business. May God continue to bless sportybet for me🍷

DeLaRue:
Brilliant.

All those clamouring for a different President in 2027, you ask them why, and they tell you:

1. The prices of garri, beans, pepper etc are too high, as if

2. Price of Petrol is too high, even though it is still the cheapest in West Africa and one of the cheapest in Africa.

3. He should return naira 'to where he met it' The lack of knowledge is on another level.

We have the most transformative President Nigeria has ever had, but they want a new President for reasons that just makes no sense.

Even Mr Rufai's reason is 'lack of internal democracy in APC'. So your personal dissatisfaction with the internal affairs of your party is a reason we should change the government.

Every where you look, there are big road projects going on. We are now free of the evil subsidy that every previous President was too afraid to get rid off. Naira is finding its own feet. Food prices are coming down. Every university student that wants to, can now have his tuition fee paid by government (student loan) and also receive FREE N20,000 per month, our economic growth is on an upward trend, we now have a trade surplus, our debt service to revenue ratio has fallen from 95% under Mr Buhari to 63% under this government, government revenue is at unprecedented levels, State governments are receiving 3 times more revenue than under Mr Buhari, and many more achievements like that.

All of that in LESS THAN 2 YEARS.

The EU said the government is doing well. The World Bank too. Just last week, Chartham House said it has been impressed by the government's reforms. They think Nigeria is now setting itself up for future economic leadership in Africa if we maintain the pace of the reforms.

But guess what...some Nigerians want a new President in 2027 to change everything again, start his own agenda and set us back another decade or two, all because of...temporary increase in price of yam and garri or, oh, the man is appointing too many people from his tribe, or, oh they disagree with so-called ronus on twitter.

Ok na.

Looking4Trouble:
BAT. He always keep his promises. He promised to reduce Nigeria’s wasteful purchasing power and he did it.

What is a mentally stable human doing with Lambo and Ferrari? These are cars designed for drug traffickers and gun runners. This is how Nigerians were wasting money before the JAGABAN came in. Even Dino Melaye who has no other known means of livelihood beside politics has Lamborghini, Bugatti, Ferrari and other insane automobile. Somebody should found out what is happening to to him now, it’s a long time we heard from him last, that’s apart from when he posted that Bishop Oyedepo isn’t running his family business well by sacking his directors to pave way for his son to become the next CEO.

So someone should help us check Dino, maybe he couldn’t fuel his fast cars to drive to Winners Chapel International Businesses for the annual conference

eepeepook:
I disappeared for two weeks only to see this place become a shell of itself. Stupid questions are now the norm. Make the forum close. E no get value.

Smartcitizen:
Hmmm


THE THIEF (Tinubu)CAME,


TO STEAL

TO KILL AND

TO DESTROY.