God1000:
Snakes are extremely dangerous and they exhibit unpredictable behavior as well.

Ikr. Same as women too.

Your phone is the best friend you can ever have.
Some will even die and leave their phone in this world.

Now all our girls are into prostitution.
Codename: hookup.

God help us

You sef be MuMu
Na MuMu dey use iphone

This is rubbish
This absolute nonsense
I can't believe what I'm reading
Is this supposed to be a joke or what

Make Pi launch fast.
I have things to buy

Thugnificent:
I am in Abakaliki Ebonyi state

Abajor

Thanks

chiiraq802:
It's even more harder right now to find a Nigerian girl who is not into Hookups and Hoeloshoism.

Oh I get. Because your gf turned to Olosho. You turned to smoking to cool off.

LalastiklaIa:


Stop this

Don't call the name of the Lord in vain

It's a prayer.

Let God touch you to help me in Jesus name

0037520402
GTB

westlius:

Very important
Even noodles and egg go dey finish fast fast

Even palm oil and groundnut oil no go dey last. She fit use 1 litre fry two eggs

udede:
Soup nogo dey last for your pot.

Stingy man

Tayorshd87:


Good idea I love your style because if u didn't try to stop such moves my brother if she eventually pregnant for u ehn it is finished 😢

Just don't dull

Exactly, I realized her plan at the early stage. Me that's managing myself will now allow one girl to come and spoil my plans. even if I'm to settle down with a girl , she should be someone with vision. Not one Street urchin and a drug addict.

I know what I've been through, finishing school with no job for years and when I'm at the Verge of my breakthrough I will now allow one small mistake to destroy it.
And my pastor keeps warning me to be careful of women. I pray I finally listen.

Tayorshd87:



You don marry without bride price be that congratulations 👏🎉

I'm not done with my story.
So this girl started moving in gradually and she spent almost a month in my house.
The things I noticed about her.
Few days after she moved in , she stopped working at the beer parlour. That she had issue with her boss. And me thats managing one Small Job in a supermarket. I will leave early in the morning when I come back at night I will meet her smoking ICE. Then she will start disturbing me that she wants sex.

Me that just want to sleep, wake up the next day and go to work. She won't let me sleep with " baby please come and bleep me"
With all these , my regard for her dropped to Zero.
Then the next morning I told her to give me space that she should Leave my place. It's fine if she wants to come once in a while, but staying together as couples is not a good idea. She felt offended, but I had to reason with her that it is for the best.
I took the spare key from her and told her to leave, then I went to work.

Surprisingly when I came back from work at night, she was still around. My neighbor had accommodated her.
Immediately I placed her on block list. Especially the one that took her in too, cos I learnt it was a planned work.
What's my business with them, they are all bird's of same feather. jobless fools.

We all Live a Life of Sin . Nobody's perfect. But learn from your mistake IMMEDIATELY AND MAKE AMENDS.

What Op experienced is nothing new. I have a similar experience.

One day, Like Six months ago. I met one girl in a Beer parlour ( worst place to meet a life partner) I toast this girl, with Highness, then she said yes. Immediately. I was not surprised. I'm extremely good looking.

Then the next day she came to my apartment. We had sex. The next thing she started complaining about her boyfriend, she had told me she's in a relationship but she's not in Love with the guy.

My plan is just to have sex with this girl and move on with my life, but all of a sudden this babe started catching feelings ( who get time for relationship)

Sometimes after work, she will lie to her guy that she won't be coming home that she will sleep at her friends. Thats whenever I wanna have an overnight with her.

Then one day she called me around 11:00pm , that she's coming to my side. That she had a misunderstanding with her guy. When she came i asked her what happened then she explained that her man usually drink alcohol and when this guy gets high they always quarrel and sometimes the guy hits her.
Then she said she wants to be staying with me for sometime. I said no problem

Gradually she started moving in , few clothes today, and some more tomorrow.

I was already feeling uncomfortable, I'm used to my solipsistic life.

T.B.C.

Aaliyah. I always mistake her for Kelly Rowland

Ode

dkidd:

Very well... And lies too
I love u
I will never leave u
U are the best.. Oh my pussy,
And then the questions:
Do u love me?
Then the blackmail... just for a nigga to nut
Tell me u love me!
Say it! Say it again!!! Ahhh babyyyy... My pussyyyy!!!
I love u!!!
I will die if u ever leave...
Bish stfu and let me nut in peace damnn 😐
After the sex they begin to do things they actually would not have done for u. Some do a lot for u but it always comes with a hidden hook

you are a Fool.

Only 19 is relevant.
Do not compare yourself to anybody

Why so much hate between ibos and Yorubas
Is it as a result of the outcome of the civil war in 1967- 1970
The war also resulted in the political marginalization of the Igbo people, as Nigeria has not had another Igbo president since the end of the war, leading some Igbo people to believe they are being unfairly punished for the war.

In the west, the missionaries rapidly introduced Western forms of education. Consequently, the Yoruba were the first group in Nigeria to adopt Western bureaucratic social norms. They made up the first classes of African civil servants, doctors, lawyers, and other technicians and professionals

Missionaries were introduced at a later date in eastern areas because the British experienced difficulty establishing firm control over the highly autonomous communities there. However, the Igbo and other Biafran people actively embraced Western education, and they overwhelmingly came to adopt Christianity. Population pressure in the Igbo homeland, combined with aspirations for monetary wages, drove thousands of Igbos to other parts of Nigeria in search of work.

RIP

Now I Know the problem of Nigerian men. All they think about is pussy.

Modified: Now I know the problem of Nigerian men. They are senseless

Eve was not the first woman created in the Bible. The first woman was Lilith, but she started to disobey God. So she was cursed.
Let me give you an imaginative discription of how Lilith was.

Lilith had a favourite pet, which was the snake, from the beginning Lilith was not like that, she was obedient, beautiful and very cool headed until the devil took control of her soul.

It was Later that Eve was formed, from Adams rib, Lilith was created, not formed.

So I'm going to use this narration as refrence to what is happening in our society today. You see all this girls you call hookup girls, you should stay away from them, I should be realistic with you, urges to have sex will come, we are humans, instead of sleeping with this daughters of jezebel, find one girlfriend.

Sex is a powerful tool used by the devil to destroy destinies. If you remember the movie Karashika( auto correct is changing it Kardashians. Lol) there was a scene where a pastor was praying for her and the next thing she was romancing the pastor, touching him in his most sensitive parts . The man of God started saying in the name of Lucifer instead of in the name of Jesus. That's how powerful they are.

In conclusion,

2 Timothy 3:1-5 (KJV) This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,
Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;
Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.


2 Timothy 3:10-17 (KJV) But thou hast fully known my doctrine, manner of life, purpose, faith, longsuffering, charity, patience,
Persecutions, afflictions, which came unto me at Antioch, at Iconium, at Lystra; what persecutions I endured: but out of them all the Lord delivered me.
Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.
But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.
But continue thou in the things which thou hast learned and hast been assured of, knowing of whom thou hast learned them;
And that from a child thou hast known the holy scriptures, which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through faith which is in Christ Jesus.
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works.


Happy Sunday and Happy New year in advance

Stargangz:
Its been a long time I heard of bank robbery. Na insider job be bank robbery, make dem question all those bank staffs, or make dem go traditional way, all those staffs must swear with ogun, ayelala or amadioha.

EDA

Na woman dey provoke man

Very Useless Town
Filled with Ritualists
Idanre is a small town, but still there's division among the people.
1. ODODE idanre
2. Alade idanre
3. ATOSIN

and this Three villages have their own kings i.e
The owa of idanre ( supreme head) , Aladeokun of Alade ( who was killed mysteriously) and the oba of Atosin.

The only good thing about the town is the cocoa trade.
Everything about them is Ritual, blood money and prostitution is rampant among their girl's.

You see most of them traveling to Omar and Dubai to further their prostitution business.

Idan ( which means human sacrifice) is a thing they still practice till date, Whenever they are celebrating their festivals which includes, Orosun, Ogun and idanre day. I think they stopped idanre day under Mimiko's administration.

No job opportunities there, you will see young men in their early thirties zooming off with their motorcycle to farm early in the morning, carrying their pregnant wives behind.

No polytechnic, No university, One small Supermarket. And power supply is like ones in a month.

Since Most of them are illiterates , it is easy for Politicians to use them for their political ambition after giving them peanuts and ammunition, you must have heard about the Influence Small Alhaji had on the youth's of the town. Damn. They worshipped that guy like a demi god. And at the end, what did they achieve? nothing.

A Town, where the rich keeps getting richer and the old getting older while the poor keeps getting poorer and the young dying early in Life.

Recommend Toy story to Op.
his orientation will change