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Celebrities / See 5 Of Tonto Dikeh’s Sexy And Cool Magazine Covers by lizfrosh: 1:41pm On Nov 19, 2017
Nigerian Actress Tonto Dikeh is always a delight to us when we see her photos no wonder she has graced so many magazine covers. Here are some of Tonto Dikeh sexy and cool magazine covers stargist has put together.
Enjoy!




Source:http://gisthuz.proboards.com/thread/118/tonto-dikeh-cool-magazine-covers

Celebrities / Toke Makinwa Is The Style Queen As She Covers Glitz Magazine’s Latest Issue by lizfrosh: 3:39pm On Nov 18, 2017



Darling media girl and writer, Toke Makinwa stars on the cover of the 19th edition of the Glitz Magazine themed “The Mega Style issue” and is dedicated to the Glam team and creatives who represent Africa.

Toke who has been a source of inspiration to many since the release of her best seller ‘On Becoming’ delivers her most revealing question and answer session yet as she talks to the magazine’s team.


Celebrities / MBGN 2017, Ugochi Ihezue In New ‘beauty With A Purpose’ Campaign Photos by lizfrosh: 3:09pm On Nov 18, 2017





The grand finale of the Miss World 2017 competition is taking place today. Nigeria’s representative, Ugochi Ihezue has succeeded in scaling through to the top 15 in the pageant and we couldn’t be more proud of her.

Many of us have been eagerly anticipating and hoping she makes it to the top five and then bring the crown home just like her predecessor, Agbani Darego.
The competition which is taking place in China will be airing at 7:30 PM, but with the time difference it will show 2:30 PM Nigerian time.
Earlier today, Ugochi shared photos from her ‘Beauty with a purpose’ campaign and they look absolutely beautiful.
The program is a registered charity and a non-profit organisation associated with Miss World which raises money and participates in humanitarian projects across the world.


SOURCE: http://gisthuz.proboards.com/thread/103/ugochi-ihezue-amazing-purpose-campaign
Celebrities / Kate Henshaw Puts Her 6 Packs Abs On Display And It’s Impressive by lizfrosh: 11:27am On Nov 18, 2017
Nollywoood actress turned bodybuilder, Kate Henshaw, who recently gave body fitness advice to men and women on how to maintain healthy living by continuous physical exercise, took to Instagram to share the photo where she flaunted her 6 packs abs for the world to see, as a result of her consistency.
Fitness enthusiasts and actress Kate Henshaw, is letting us all know getting a 6 packs is very possible.
She took to Instagram to share a photo of her toned midriff writing;
It’s possible!! 6 packs loading….
Age is nothing but a number!!
Don’t stop for NOBODY!!
Be motivated!!
Don’t care about what they say!!
IT’S YOUR JOURNEY!!!!!!!!!


cC; lalasticlala

SOURCE: http://gisthuz.proboards.com/thread/102/kate-henshaw-packs-display-impressive

Celebrities / Here Is The All-female Bobsled Team Taking Nigeria To The 2018 Winter Olympics by lizfrosh: 11:08am On Nov 18, 2017





The female trio of Seun Adigun, Ngozi Onwumere and Akuoma Omeoga trending again as they have become the first African team to quality for the bobsled category for the Olympics in 2018.
They have written their name in the history books as they scaled through the five races required to qualify for the 2018 Winter Olympic Games which will be taking place at PyeongChang in South Korea.


SOURCE: http://gisthuz.proboards.com/thread/100/female-bobsled-nigeria-winter-olympics
Celebrities / Must Read: The Oregun Boys (16+) by lizfrosh: 9:27am On Nov 18, 2017
This story contains 5 episodes only and may contain trashy talks, thanks for reading.
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Welcome to the land where life is fun all day long, where there is no dull moment, where everyday is fun time. Where businesses moves and transactions are made.
Welcome to the land of Oregun, Welcome to our land and zone, welcome to the place of hustling.
We are Oregun boys, we hustle more than the hustlers that hustle in the streets of oregun.
We work hard 24/7 Just to get the money. Money and girls is all that matters. Clubbing is the best way we have fun.
Oregun is our home and life, we breathe and stand for Oregun.
Oregun boys are hot and on fire, so don't try us because we might just take you down to the land of the death.
We are citizens of Oregun, we are Oregun itself and this is our story.
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Micheal: "Oh boy yesterday night was hot!", he said expressing his excitement.
Frank: "Asin ehn, see as n*ked babes just dey scatter for us", he said demonstrating how it happened.
Godwin: "I no even know when I finish my money on top that girl big yellow fanny", he said.
Chuks: "Mehn those babes bad o", he said.
Segun: "Oh boy me carry one enter one room o, the babe wan kill me on top bed", he said.
Micheal, Frank, Godwin, Chuks, and Segun had gone to a nightclub on Friday night which was super amazing. The club was a strippers club filled with n*ked young ladies.
Godwin: "[Laughs] no be you go carry wetin pass you", he said.
Micheal: "Shey I warn you Segun, but you no hear, you think say na your cock long pass", he said.
Frank: "Segun you done forget say na me get the biggest fattest and longest cock", he said with a smile.
Chuks: "Frank you lie, na me. Abi you done forget the last girl wey we enter her cunt the same day, the scores wey she give us", he said.
Frank: "Forget your side jare, that day I just dey sick", he said.
Godwin: "[Laughs] na lie, Shey na all of us here do the bet and she agree, and Chuks win you", he said.
Chuks: "Thank God say all of Una dey there that day. Segun you be my boy na", he said.
Segun: "I don hear, but know say one day I go beat you for the game", he said.
Chuks: "E no go ever happen", he said.
Chuks: "Guys we must to reach that place today again o, my thing still dey scratch me badly", he said.
Chuks: "The drinks wey I drink no allow me enter cunt o, and I need am badly", he said rubbing his private part.
Segun: "[Laughs] Ah Chuks you too like To-square", he said laughing.
Frank: "[Smiles] Segun you don start again, which one be To-square?", he asked with a smile on his face.
Micheal: "[Laughs] Na t*to dey fear am to talk o", he said laughing.
Godwin: "No mind Segun, him go dey claim good boy but Na him like t*to pass all of us", he said.
Frank: "Godwin you no lie jare, Na Segun like t*to pass", he said.
Micheal: "Chia!, all of Una done spoil finish see the kin thing we Una dey talk this early saturday morning when 8 never reach", he said squeezing his face and folding his hands.
Chuks: "Shut up jare, ashewo like you", he said making all of them to burst into laugher.
Micheal: "[Laughs] Yeye boy", he said.
Segun: "Chai!, I just remember something o", he said.
Frank: "Wetin be that?", he asked.
Segun: "Linda tell me say she go come with her friend today", he said.
Godwin: "Wait shey Na with that her fine oyimbo friend Cindy?", he asked with his face all lightened up.
Segun: "Yes Na she", he said.
Micheal: "Guy I go come your house o", he said.
Frank: "No just try am o, na me get that fresh fish", he said.
Chuks: "Make una no try am o, Una go allow me first enter am then leave the remaining for una", he said.
Godwin: "Make una better stop this joke, Na me tell Segun make him arrange the babe for me", he said.
Segun: "No be lie, the babe Na for Godwin", he said.
Chuks: "See na me senior Una for here o, so na me suppose taste am first", he said.
Frank: "Senior ke, na just months you use take senior us here", he said.
Chuks: "Shut up, I be 18years now and Una still be 17+ una never reach my age", he said with a smile.
Micheal: "[Laughs] you be real case this boy Chuks", he said.
Segun: "Abeg make I dey go, before she come", he said.
Godwin: "Guy wait make we go together", he said as he followed Segun.
Segun and Godwin left leaving Frank, Micheal, and Chuks there to continue chatting.
Frank: "Thank God say them don go", he said.
Micheal: "Why you talk so?", he asked.
Chuks: "Hmmm, Frank your way no pure o", he said.
Frank: "Na your own con pure pass abi Chuks", he said as he brought out something from his side pocket.
Chuks: "[Smiles] Correct guy, as if you know wetin I need now", he said.
Micheal: "Guy why you no bring am out since na, see as cold dey catch me", he said.
Frank: "Guy no vex, if I bring am out Segun and Godwin go finish am one time", he said as he gave Micheal and Chuks part of the substance he brought out of his pocket.
Micheal: "Chuks I hope say you hold lighter?", he asked.
Chuks: "Sure na, always on me", he said as he brought out the lighter from his pocket and lightened up his weed.
Frank: "This weed strong o, I buy am for one of my consumer hand. The guy tell me say na the new weed wey dey in town now", he said as he took the lighter from Chuks and lightened up his weed.
Micheal: "Nice, Chuks no go rush this one o", he said collecting the lighter from Frank then lightened up his weed.
They smoked puffing thick smoke into the air, spoiling the atmosphere with the smell of weed....... To be continue.
Celebrities / Re: Gisthuz Is Giving Out Airtime To Five Lucky People by lizfrosh: 7:56am On Nov 17, 2017
slyrone:
I tied to, but I it showed a pop up that registration is disabled on the forum

try again it is network errors
Celebrities / Re: Gisthuz Is Giving Out Airtime To Five Lucky People by lizfrosh: 7:45am On Nov 17, 2017
FortifiedCity:
Let's agree, will you credit my phone with 10k airtime if I sign up

just try and see
Celebrities / Re: Gisthuz Is Giving Out Airtime To Five Lucky People by lizfrosh: 7:37am On Nov 17, 2017
FortifiedCity:
Show me the ones you've given out already


this is the first time
Celebrities / Re: Gisthuz Is Giving Out Airtime To Five Lucky People by lizfrosh: 7:33am On Nov 17, 2017
FortifiedCity:
For how much airtime?
If it's not up to 10k, forget it

TRY AND SEE
Celebrities / Gisthuz Is Giving Out Airtime To Five Lucky People by lizfrosh: 7:28am On Nov 17, 2017
IT IS FRIDAY AGAIN #TGIF GISTHUZ IS USING THIS MEDIUM TO REACH OUT TO HIS LOYAL GUESTS.
WE ARE GIVING FREE AIRTIME TO FIVE LUCKY PEOPLE.
STEP ON HOW TO WIN THE AIRTIME
STEP 1 : SIGN UP HERE AT GISTHUZ
STEP 2 : MAKE AT LEAST 1 POST
STEP 3 : DROP YOUR NUMBER ON THIS POST


Celebrities / Where Your Acne Is And What It Looks Like Can Tell You What’s Causing It by lizfrosh: 11:12am On Nov 16, 2017
Why is that you always tend break out in acne over and over again in the same areas of your face?
Why do you get cystic acne along your chin and jaw, but only blackheads and whiteheads on your forehead? Why do you have acne even though your skin isn’t oily at all? Why are your cheeks a mess, but your T-zone is pristine?
It seems to be that where you get acne on your face, and what type of acne you get can give you some clues about what the root cause of it may be. If you know the root cause, you can treat your acne more effectively.
In this article, I’m going to introduce you to three different resources I’ve come across that relate to this concept. The first one is Chinese face mapping, the second is a chart that Fran from High on Health came up with, and the third is a chart from the acne ebook ‘ Diagnose Your Acne ‘.
Keep an open mind about these things – none of them are 100% accurate, conclusive, or true for everyone. They’re just guidelines that may or may not be accurate for your particular case of acne. I hope you find them interesting and enlightening nonetheless!
Chinese Face Mapping
Now, in your travels around the internet looking for a cure for your acne, you may have already come across something called Chinese face mapping.
Chinese face mapping is part of their ancient medicine system and is based on years of observation. It brings forth the idea that different parts of your face correspond to specific organs and body systems. So checking out your problem areas could give you some clues to what the underlying imbalances are.
This is an extremely popular concept right now amongst beauty gurus. And it seems like everyone on the internet has already written about it, but of course, all the interpretations see READ MORE
Nairaland / General / 6 Goals Of The Website "Gisthuz " For Year 2018 by lizfrosh: 6:17pm On Nov 15, 2017
1).Earn $50 per month with my website

2) Have 5,000 Twitter Followers

3).Have 5,000 Facebook Fans

4). Have 15,000 Email List Subscribers

5). Publish 2 Blog Related E Books

6).Have 1 million unique visitors per day

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Romance / Re: COMPLETE STORY ~ Must Read: My Sex Experience With A Customer Care Lady (18+) by lizfrosh: 3:43pm On Nov 15, 2017
FINALE

Me : This is tosin if am seeing this well.
*Handed it to Tope*
Tope : Tosin Yes he is Could he do such why would he do such act huuh he is disgusting!!!!
Topes dad: Oh you mean it is that stupid Tosin I would make sure he rots in jail.
Tope : Yes dad he should!
Dpo : So you mean you identify the person on these present idCard.
Tope : Yes he his my former Boyfriend.
Keji : Please sir can you free me now seems you have got the real person.
Sergeant : noo you. Would still be with us here till we make good researches about it who may guess if it was a setup by a person.
Keji : Please sir I can’t do that tell them Abbey You know I can’t do that please let them let me go .
Me : Nooo I don’t know anything oo I don’t.
Dpo : Take this lady back Provide her foods Okay?
Sergeant : Yes sir.Madame Let’s Go.
Keji : Abbey Please don’t Let Them Take me back please I am dying here.
Tope : Another day you won’t make silly promises tcheeeew.
Dpo : Hello sergeant set to go for an arrest you would need to go to the counter for the address and other info.
Topes dad : Okay Dpo I would call you at night Okay.
Dpo : Ok sir.
*Hmm Dpo still they call person sir where we go con put ourown Tosin don die *
They got to READ MORE ON THE SEASON FINALE
Romance / Re: COMPLETE STORY ~ Must Read: My Sex Experience With A Customer Care Lady (18+) by lizfrosh: 3:33pm On Nov 15, 2017
episode 10



*waking up Early Morning it was at thr hospital I was shot in the leg huuh it hurts*
Tope: sorry still rest.
*With happiness*
Tope : Daddy ,Daddy he is awake!!
*Topesdad ,doctor and police entered*
Tope’sdad:Sorry my son how are you know.
Doctor : You need to rest please lye down.
Me : what happened here because am confused.
Tope : When I was coming I heard a gunshot and it was from the junction so I called the police that something his happening at the junction the nearest police got there and I was fast approaching them I saw them carrying you I shouted your name and they said I do I know you they just shot your leg and you are unconcious.
Me : Haaa who did I offend why.
Doctor : there is nothing wrong with your leg in three to four days it would be relieved and you should walk.
Police : Mr abbey sorry.did you recognize the person that shot you.
Me : hummm No.
Police : Did you quarell with anybody before leaving home?
Me : Huuuum Yes!
Police : Who?
Me : Keji my former girlfriend.
Police : Sergent francis set the arrest for keji .
Police : thank you Mr abbey we would need the adress from you .
Me : No problem!


*i gave them the address and they went*
Tope’sdad : Sorry ok we caused this I won’t let the person go scot free .
Tope : Yes dad the person must rot in jail Dad,
Me : Its not the problem I pray I would be able to walk again!!
Topes dad : You would, tope told me all about you she said you need a job and an appartment I would do that sooner before these week runs out.
Me : Thank You sir
Tope : Thanks dad.
Tope’sdad : Hope you are not a player because I don’t want my daughter to be played with.
Me : No sir I don’t do that.
Tope : Yes dad I trust him .
Tope’sdad : wait what about tosin?
*GhenGhen*
Tope : I don’t even know where he his tcheeew…
Tope’sdad : are you guys not inlove together again.
Tope : Dad that guy his just disgusting we are not more together.
Me : Yes sir that guy is a lion he gets angry with everything he slaps her anyhow shout at her,and a lady is not supposed to be treated that way.
Tope’s dad: Ok God Bless you two.
Chorus : Amen ooo.
*Three days later I was okay and discharged as the doctor said now walking but not well and at Topes house*
*Police. Came in*
Police : Keji is not responding maybe you guys need to see her.
*We all chorused ok we dressed Up Getting there sitting at the Dpo’s office Keji was brought in*
Keji : Abbey please help me I don’t know anything about what they are questioning me here oo please with tears .
*She has been tortured*
Me : Keji Why did you send people to Kill me after all the pleading what did I do wrong?
Keji : it was just an angry
Romance / Re: COMPLETE STORY ~ Must Read: My Sex Experience With A Customer Care Lady (18+) by lizfrosh: 3:29pm On Nov 15, 2017
episode 9

Me : Hello.
Tope : hmmmm(Relieves) How his your body now.
Me : its better
Tope : don’t just get drunk again like that.
Me : It wasn’t purposely done!
Tope : Wait sef who was that fool shouting at me this morning on your phone.
Me : Me my phone was switched off through out this morning maybe you were redirected to another place .
*Hmm chai if she gree this lie na sure jackpot ooo*
Tope : Maybe so why were you drunk .
Me : Because of my life am I just going to keep staying at home no money no rest always thinking.
Tope : ahhhh I feel for you oo don’t worry in time I would get a house were we would stay and I would get a job for you Don’t worryand did you see my text?
Me : No!
Tope : check your inbox I really mean all in the texts check it !!I love you!!
(Cuts)
Kunle : Oga ade you don win jackpot oo!
Me : Na your wahala be that .
*But in me I still love keji*
(Kunle left)
*This people don dress me up sha I forgot to ask Kunle maybe she didn’t see my Joystick well don’t let me go to another Journey in thoughts*
*I just got my self dressed Up Yeah it is time to go apologize to Keji*
“Getting to AsoRock on sunday chai I thought they said sunday was repentance day but hell no sunday for Aso Rock Na sinners day”
*In getting there I met that her aunty*
Me : Sorry Ma.
Aunty : Yes how may I help you?
Me : You have forgotten me I was the one keji introduced to you yesternight .
Aunty : Ok Ok how as everything been
Me : Fine has keji been doing well with you?
Aunty : Yes yes since are fiancee left she has been with me and helping me .
Me : Fiancee?
Aunty : Yes.
* see as the woman to be blaberring ask one question double answers, Nawa oo*
Me : Whereas where is Keji herself?
Aunty ; she is coming ok.
Me :Alright.
*Not upto 6Minutes Keji Just Entered*
Keji : Aunty motide bawoloja*Mean aunty am back how is market*
Aunty : Well fine..
Me : Keji?
Keji : EhnEhn What do you want?
Me : Can we talk ?
Me : Can we talk ?
Keji : Talk No Problem?
*I drew her to the back of the shop*
Me : Keji I don’t understand your plans what are you exploiting?
Keji : Meaning?
Me : What are you insinuating;you never told me you have a fiancee.
Keji : so?
Me : Why would you just send my girlfriend away like that and what was the s*x for!
Keji : EhnEhn so after you left me with all the things you collected from me you think you can go scot free I just pursued your girlfriend;am still having a big trap for you !!
Me : You are very wicked oo,what did I take from you which is not normal in a relationship abi?
Keji: well it is not normal for that s*x I just had the little out of my things you betrayer!!! Wretched fool..
Me : Haaaa!
Keji : You better get out of here before I treat your fuckup .
Me : Ok oo am sorry if I had done any wrong Bye.
*Mehn serious thing oo because all what she’s saying here is a flimpsy excuse which kind maltreat be that one.*
Me : (saying to her)Devil.
*Brought out my phone Dialed topes number*
GrinGrin
Me : Hello Love!!
*We don approve ourselves. Niyen*
Tope : Hello sweety,so how are you know?
Me : Am fine I seem depressed can you come over to my place?
Tope : Huhhh you know I still came there today why don’t you come to my place.
Me :Haaa Your Place?
Tope : Yes now!!
Me : Soldiers house me I no fit try that one ooo!
Tope : (Hahaha) My dad is back from travelling and he said he wants to see you!
Me : Ehn !!Hope no problem sha?
Tope : No problem,he even wants to talk to you.
Me: haaa!!
TopesDad : Hello
Me : Hell ‘ll’o s’I”I’rr.
*Shaking voice*
TopesDad : Don’t be afraid my daughter as explained everything about you to me Please I would like to see you.
Me : Ok sir am on my way
Tope : so where should I pick you
Me : That Your Junction
Tope : Ok expecting You.
*I dressed up got to the junction called her I was there and it was another case *
Gunshot so I fell because I was afraid but I was shot to me I fell and felt unconsious*
Romance / Re: COMPLETE STORY ~ Must Read: My Sex Experience With A Customer Care Lady (18+) by lizfrosh: 3:20pm On Nov 15, 2017
episode 8

(Yawns)
Me : Keji what’s the problem. who are you shouting with on my phone?
Keji : Is it not one stupid girl she said her name is tope ,who is tope?is she your lover?
Me : Yes.
Keji : So you already had a lover and you didn’t let me know all this while.
Me : I can explain !sit let’s talk .
Keji : what are we talking about moreover you had a fiancee ! You didn’t want to tell me yesternight because of the enjoyment you want to have .
Me : No just sit let me tell you what happened !
Keji : what did you want to tell me what happened the lies you gave to me yesternight ,you want to tell another no I can’t take this from you Ok?Bye and this is the last time we see
*Omo water fell off my eyes because the love I have for these girl is more than Mtope ooo *
Me : Please wait! Please….
*Took her bag and left *
See as I dey pursue this girl for street begging like say I had no other option Na lie ooo*she was just shouting at me the disgrace was too much in the Estate guys started to laugh at me even girls wey dey Eye me they laugh me
*What do they think sef me Mtcheew I was just coming and boned them on ma way to the beer parlour they knew it was rear for me getting to the bear parlour early morning I just kept my phone on the table it was ringing I checked it ,it was tope *oloshi* continued drinking because I ordered bottles of orIgin I didn’t know what happened till I opened myeyes on my bed around 8:16 sha*
KunlesadKunle is my area nigga but we are very close)Guy nawa for you oo why did you just get yourself drunk like that it is unsual of you.
Me : wo bone am jare !
Kunle : well your girlfriend just commot here.
Me : Keji?
Kunle : which one be keji keji kor keta ni na Tope come here.
Me : tope .
*Pinched myself if I was still sleeping*
Me : kunle which one dey do you which tope ?
Kunle : You dey READ MORE
Romance / Re: COMPLETE STORY ~ Must Read: My Sex Experience With A Customer Care Lady (18+) by lizfrosh: 3:17pm On Nov 15, 2017
episode 7

I tried Calling Back But No She didn’t pick, Many thoughts came to my mind likr should I go to visit I said No it was 11:30PM and I slept Off in The morning I just saw a text*
*Abbey GoodMorning sorry for not picking your calls I know how it would feel I don’t want to hurt your feelings please let’s be friends*
“Which Kind friends Be Dat One?”
I resend a text message
*Tope why are you treating the person that love you like this you said you don’t want to hurt my feelings why don’t you love Me! Give it a try please!*
“I called here phones she wasn’t picking wo let me go take beer before I die o f thinking*
—My getting to Aso Rock where I want to go take 4Bottles on. Entering I just jammed Someone by turning to say sorry it was my former girlfriend which we lost contact a year ago she didn’t know my new appartment—
Me : ha sorry ma.
*Facing back parking up the things that I wanted to help her by facing her it was “Morenikeji” But people shorten it as keji her friends call her missK*
Keji : Abbey?
Me : Keji?
*We hugged *
Keji : were have you been?
Me : were you left us na ,abi(Hahaha)
Keji : Serious oo where have you been all these days ,have been searching for you most of your people don’t know where you her why?
Me : I just needed a little Privacy ,U know?
Keji : Your girlfriends is also removed from your Privacy
Me : Nooo ,let leave that story what are you doing here?
Keji : ha see question I do stay here with my sister in working here ok.
*Keji Keji keji wan bi bayii ni sinyii oo(Come here now)*
Keji : Are you still here?
Me Yes na you don’t trust me I would still take 6bottles before I go away from here
Keji : I can’t just wait to see your abs.
Me : Ok Ok Go to your aunty.
*I was just on My Third Bottle when this girl came to me started gisting the. Worst part there is I saw a scene there whereby there were armed robbers there they wanted to be high before they go for robbery before we knew it SAS(Special Anti Robbery Squad) just entered as they entered *
Sas : Hello everyone we are not here to disturb any of you we are just here on information let’s make our research and get out of here.
*My mind rest small because I no say sas no bad force the fit start to they fire everyboy and ah never ready to die this life sweet they searched every where and they got to a table where big guys where they searched there bags they saw guns they shot there legs straight took them away*
*Hmm back to the chart as this girl they tell me say she miss me she never colect Joystick na hime Text Enter My Phone Na Tope *
Romance / Re: COMPLETE STORY ~ Must Read: My Sex Experience With A Customer Care Lady (18+) by lizfrosh: 3:14pm On Nov 15, 2017
episode 6

*I sha had a hide out and escaped Thank God they didn’t know my house*
*The second day while I was in the toilet cleaning up my self no bruise it was only when I was running I. Fell that was the only one so I had to take care of my self I just heard a call from my phone I just rushed there and it turned to a missed called two Missed call from Tvoice*
Me : Did these girl want to carry another set of soldiers to me again.
*Believe me I love this girl like die She just called Back and I said today I must tell her how I feel about her*
Tope : Hello .
Me : Hello.
Tope : How are you.
Me : am fine so why did you call,did you want to bring another set of soldiers.
Tope : No am very sorry it won’t ever happen and I have told that arrogant am not more interested.
Me : Please don’t oo I don’t want to ruin you and your fiancee’s relationship.
Tope : Am just tired of him.
Me : Ok.
Tope : So how is your body hope you didn’t wound.
Me : No just a little bruise and am treating it now.
Tope : Ow am very very sorry I felt pity for you because I knew how you would feel.
Me : Just for a friend it is nothing.
Tope : But really you made that arrogant loose a tooth.
Me : Am very sorry I didn’t mean to do that that he just raised my ability with his sayings.
Tope : Dont mind him that is how he does jealousy would not kill him.
Me : Ok I have something to tell you and If I dont I may not feel happy .
Tope : What you know we are friends and I won’t want anything that would not make you happy .
Me : I have feelings for you.
Tope: how.
Me : how is it going to be that I will be the only person you feel about , think about ,cherish most,confide in, put your trust ,always love,be with forever.
*I didnt know how those words came into my mouth then she just mute for like 10seconds *
Tope : so go straight to the point.
Me : Let me be the person to put the best feeling into your life and be happy for life.
Tope : Just go straight.
Me : I love You Tope.
Tope : You say what?
Me : I Love READ MORE

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Romance / Re: COMPLETE STORY ~ Must Read: My Sex Experience With A Customer Care Lady (18+) by lizfrosh: 3:10pm On Nov 15, 2017
episode 5


*she just peeped through the window and exclaimed *
Tope : My fiancee is here ooo.
Me : He is welcome.
*I was ready for that guy no matter what but I remebered I was in a soldiers house ,soldiers everywhere why did I even come self and she told me it is dangerous oo but no problem,still with courage*
*He just opened the door,remember his name is tosin*
Tope : Welcome my love.
Me : Good afternoon Mr tosin.
Tosin : what is good about the afternoon mtcheeew.
Tope : What happened my Love.
Tosin : what wouldn’t happen didnt I tell you not to see you with this brat,didnt I.
Tope : No tosin he his just a friend.
Me : Tosin why would you just qualify an human like you that way?
Tosin : (Hahaha) are you not a brat ,I didnt know she is to cheap to go out with a low class guy Like You.
*Haa my head just spark but I remembered it was a soldiers house *
Tope : I said he his just a friend.
Tosin : What friends his there in Male and Female Common Dont Joke with Me.
Tope : You are to jealous .
Tosin : Because of this stupiid bastard.
*I just stood up he has reached his boundary*
Me : Tosin abi what is that your Name. In Your Life I said In Your Life don’t ever call me a bastard .
*He just pushed me and said*
Tosin : Yeh what do you want to do.
*Seems he wants to know what I want to do let me show him.With force I just pushed him. He fell on the chair I made sure I removed one of his teeth because I knew I was going to be dead of beating from soldiers so I satisfied my self what are the trainings for.*
*Her shouting made the soldiers come in draw*
Soldier : Who be this man.
* Slap beating they were like 6 The girl was just like*
Tope : Please leave him alone please….
* I just found a way to escape out of that house it was the luckiest day on my thinking but the soldiers were still chasing me hai*
* I don die*
Romance / Re: COMPLETE STORY ~ Must Read: Sex As She Taught Me by lizfrosh: 11:44am On Nov 15, 2017
episode 5


We bathed each other,dried up and went back into the room. She wore only her panties,lay in the bed and asked me to join her. I asked if we could watch a movie,she said it would be better if we just lay there and talk. She crept towards me,rest her head on my chest,while i played with her hair. This was the perfect picture,i had imagined something like this all my life,but i never knew it would be better in real life,almost an epiphany. Then she started talking. ” You know am older than you right?”. “And your not really 23″. “Your a baby,but a cute baby”,she added with a chuckle. I contemplated arguing it,but knew it would be futile. This girl knew me so well,almost more than myself. We had known each other for just 3 days,but it felt like a lifetime already. It would be difficult weaning myself off her,she was a hard drug in my brain already,and if this was a dream,i prayed never to wake up. “Am sorry i lied”,i finally spoke. ” I was scared you’d stop if you knew i was younger than you”. “I knew the from the very first day we chatted”,she replied immediately. I thought about asking her why shes with me,but decided against it. Instead i asked her if she noticed me in the bank,she said no. Then we didnt say anything anymore.
We justlistened to the sound of our breathing. I had so much i wanted to ask her,but i didnt know where to start from. Even scarier was the idea of saying the wrong things. I didnt realize i had been thinking for quite some time. When i looked at her she had fallen asleep. Her face looked calm,serene and at peace. In my mind no one could ever look this beautiful when they slept. My heart was hers already,there was no question about that. I adjusted my self,taking care not to wake her. Gently i lay down,spooning her from behind,i kissed her neck,held her hand and fell asleep. This angel was gonna wake up in my arms,no one could change that now. I woke up with a start,it was a dreaml


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Romance / Re: COMPLETE STORY ~ Must Read: Sex As She Taught Me by lizfrosh: 11:43am On Nov 15, 2017
episode 4

Finally my knucklehead friends left. Steph and i joked about what had just happened. I went to the door and locked it,this time i had a genuine reason to. I didnt want anyone coming in again. “You know they like you”,i said. “They are just being nice”,she replied. “Nah,like seriously they do,i havnt seen them this excited about anyone before”. She smiled in her usual dazzling way. I drew my curtains,put on some music. I wanted to make the mood sensual,like they do in movies. Only that my taste in music was crap back then. I was playing Lil wayne’s Da drought 3 mixtape. I sat back on the bed,enjoying the music. She tapped me playfully. “Is this what you play when your alone with a girl ?”,she said. This totally hit me by surprise. “You dont like the music ?”,i asked. “I certainly dont”,she replied,”lemme give you some real good music”. She stood up,went to the music player,brought out her phone,connected it to the player. The first song was Shania Twain’s You’ve got a way with me. I can never forget that first line,the music slowly eased into my being,taking over. She came back to the bed,sat close to me,her eyes bore deep into my soul. We sat there,in silence,listening to the music. Maybe she was waiting for me to make the first move,but i was inept,inexperienced,naive to say the least. Her dreamy eyes had become cloudy,a S#xual hue adorning it. She moved closer,our lips were inches apart,the sweet scent of her vanilla flavored lipstick filled my nostrils. She leaned in and kissed me,her arms wrapped around my neck. I tilted my head to the side,to better accomodate her lips,my eyes were closed,this was my first major kiss as an adult,this was my moment,and i didnt let go. She climbed on to my legs,sitting on my member,without breaking the kiss. I cant tell how she felt,but i know how i felt,i was in pure heaven,kissing an angel,with the softest lips ever. I dont know how long we kissed,but it was pretty long,when we finally broke the kiss,she told me i was a good kisser,i didnt know what to say,as it was my first kiss,i had no prior experience. She planted kisses all over my face and my neck,the look on her face was s*xy** and magical. The


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Romance / Re: COMPLETE STORY ~ Must Read: Sex As She Taught Me by lizfrosh: 11:39am On Nov 15, 2017
episode 3

The next morning i woke up a different man,i
felt new. Today was gonna be special,i just
knew it. Theres something about special days,it
tells on you. You feel happy,light hearted and
cheerful. I went about my morning chores
humming a tune. Her footprints were still on my
mind,threading softly,making everything feel
good. Friends that entered my room that
morning noticed,i couldnt hide it,no i just
couldnt. “Wetin dey do this guy this morning
sef?”,one of them chimed in. “Abi u don win
lottery?”,another one added . I didnt reply
them. I kept on humming. Then i remembered
a cartoon series we were all crazy about back
then,it was this dark new comedy about african
american stereotypes,BOONDOCKS. This
character called granddad was especially
funny,and he had this signature tune,whenever
he was excited about something,he’d go about
humming ‘new day,neeeeeew
day,newwwwwww hu hu hu hu’. I switched to
this,and they all burst out laughing. They knew
something was definitely up. Afterall I had been
scarce around the house this past 3
days,yea,something was definitely going on. I
dismissed their assumptions,went on about
cleaning my room. It was already in a dreadful
state.
Nothing was were they were supposed to
be,everything was dirty,in complete
disarray,welcome to my life before Stephanie.
There was something missing,a woman’s
touch,it was definitely missing. I saw it in my
friends’ rooms,the ones that had girlfriends,


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Romance / Re: COMPLETE STORY ~ Must Read: Sex As She Taught Me by lizfrosh: 11:15am On Nov 15, 2017
Episode 2

I quickly took my bath,put on my best attire. I
wore a v-neck polo shirt and jeans. I thought
about dressing formal,but something told me
she wouldnt care how i looked. Her style was
bohemian and carefree,so i had to follow suit. I
got to the bank as early as 7:30 am,i was
prancing around like a confused cat,maybe i
looked suspicious,as the security men kept
looking at me. I pretended not to see them.
Emotions on my face changing, first i would
smile,then i would grin with terror at the
prospect of spending the day with this strange
girl. What if she had made a mistake
yesterday,because of the stress,she probably
wasnt thinking straight,how will i know what to
say ? how on earth would i portray myself as
confident. My mind was still racing in a million
places when i saw her coming. My God was i
wrong,i regretted how i dressed
immediately,she looked stunning,she wore a
black knee length skirt,a pink top,medium heels
that looked designer-ish,and a facinating smile.
If i had been awestruck the day before,today it
was something else. I was smitten,dazed,in
love. Yea i w



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Romance / COMPLETE STORY ~ Must Read: Sex As She Taught Me by lizfrosh: 11:04am On Nov 15, 2017
EPISODE 1


I was naive as a kid,just a shy nerdy kid. s*x was foreign to me and i neva really found out about it till i was almost 19. Whenever my friends talked about their s*x escapades as teens, i would listen with keen interest,basking in the euphoria of the tale. It was as if i was living vicariously through their steamy stories. I rememba John’s stories d most,he was confident and had many older brothers. We looked up to him,although we were mates. Talking to girls was easy for him,and he had them around him always. I can recall vividly how he told us about having s*x in the school toilet with a girl named Clara. I felt hurt and intrigued at the same time because she was my ultimate crush,and we were just 14. I could not grasp it,how she could do something like that . Whenever i saw her walk by,the concocted image of John and her,writhing in S#xual ecstasy,would form in my head,and i would immediately avert my eyes,so as not to give away my emotions. Nevertheless i still enjoyed the stories,they were the highlights of my s*x life as a teen. I went thru secondary school without even kissing a girl. My fantasies were filled with them,hmmmm,gir



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Romance / Re: COMPLETE STORY ~ Must Read: My Sex Experience With A Customer Care Lady (18+) by lizfrosh: 10:52am On Nov 15, 2017
EPISODE 4

*When I got Home that Day Believe me I was not my self “Because that day was the first day I heard a guy shout at his gf seriously it was disgusting” I heard to call her*
**Calling After 5times call**
Tope : Hello.
Me : Tope am very sorry for what happened hope I didn’t make any harm.
Tope : Not really he was just upset and have begged him.
*Seriously the first time I heard a girl say she begged a guy*
Me : Why? Isn’t he the person supposed to beg?Why was he even shouting at you?.
Tope: Not really he said am acting like a LovePeddler,which day did I start flirting with guys well he reported me to my dad.
Me : Why is this not the first day ?why is he even acting like that he looks matured na,why should your dad say you should beg him.
Did You Know something I hate him.
Tope : hahaha Don’t be like that is just your friends fiancee .
Me : well ever




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Romance / Re: COMPLETE STORY ~ Must Read: My Sex Experience With A Customer Care Lady (18+) by lizfrosh: 10:45am On Nov 15, 2017
Episode 3


Tope : Hello Abiodun.
Me : Oh sister tope.
*It was that same person I saw on that profile picture with that her thrilling voice I knew it was her *
Tope : Come in.
Me : Ok thank you.
* I entered the car then I sat I was first carried away I just heard a little tap on my back*
Tope : Biodun what happen?
Me : Nothing.
Tope : You were just lost in thought Now.
Me : ha ! (Laughs) I was just seeing something am never believing .
Tope : What is that?
Me : seeing you by my side a dream that is coming true ! You Know.
Tope : Laughs which dream, two friends seeing there self.
Me : is that how people meet?
Tope : Yes people meet anyhow as God is wanting.
Me : Did You know something.
Tope : What ?
Me : You are the exact have been thinking if it was true.
Tope : How?
Me : The Exact lovely voice , the exact promising diva have been thinking about .
Tope : Thank You Very Much.
Me : Hmm good I wish you could read my heart.
Tope : stop joking me, would you like to go to my house
Me : Yes of course it better knowing my friends house.
Tope : Ok.
* she drove the ca.
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Romance / COMPLETE STORY ~ Must Read: Sex In Traffic (18+) by lizfrosh: 10:40am On Nov 15, 2017
Episode 1
It was on a fateful Thursday evening while I was heading home from work. The weather was cloudy and quite breezy showing that the heavens would soon let out a heavy downpour. After I’ve driven for about 5mins from Asokoro junction towards AYA, I met a very horrible traffic gridlock and someone was seriously waving me down. I was able to see her through my rear view mirror and she finally caught up with me because of the traffic. The way she called out my name gave me no option but to reluctantly help her open the front door.
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Romance / Re: COMPLETE STORY ~ Must Read: My Sex Experience With A Customer Care Lady (18+) by lizfrosh: 10:33am On Nov 15, 2017
Episode 2


The call came in and it was the Care Lady
Tope: Please who am I talking to.
Me : Its Abiodun.
Tope : Abiodun ? Which one? How related are we?
Me : It is the one you talked to hours ago on the customer care line.
Tope : My number?
Me : Yes that I called on helping with my subscriptions which are not deactivating.
Tope : Oh yes I remember ! Has it been resolved?
*The voice was still charming after work I had to confess*
Me :Yes; Seriously Sister tope you have a very very good voice .
Tope : (Laughs) Thank You.
Me : Its is the Best voice have ever heard in my life
Tope : Thank you very much I appreciate .
Me : are you on any social Network Like BBM /facebook.
Tope: yes
Me : can I have your BBM PIN please.
Tope : Ok 7******.
Me : Thank you we would get in touch later you have to rest .
Tope : Ok Mr Abiodun Bye.
Me : bye.
(Hanged Up).
* I just switched On My music storing the Pin on my Note then slept off.
It was Morning after doing all the house chores went for some weight lifting and press ups I took My bath And I settled in then Invited her on BBM in minutes later she accepted and she sent.*
Tope : PING!!!
*i checked her profile picture,Haa she looked like that diva I used to dream about when still staring I still heard another message While tapping the back button.*
Tope : PING!!!
ME : Hello Good Morning.
Tope : Same,please is this Mr abiodun?
ME : Yes; seriously am just in another hea


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Romance / COMPLETE STORY ~ Must Read: My Sex Experience With A Customer Care Lady (18+) by lizfrosh: 9:57am On Nov 15, 2017
Its is getting to new year and I have to renew all my Mobile Plans which where getting Difficult Now calling the customare care agent waited for about 7Minutes getting frustrated almost wanting to cut it off.when it reached 10minutes a person picked it was a lady.
CareLady:Hello goodafternoon there my name is Elliot tope may I no who am speaking with.
Me : My name is Alli Abiodun Adam.
CareLady:So may I know why you are calling?
*The voice was thrilling I had to pretend as if I didn’t here her ,for her to repeat it*
Me : Sorry what did you say?
CareLady : Pl



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