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Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Got Fans Staring In Glamorous Outfits (see Photos) by lizfrosh: 8:13am On Dec 17, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Adekunle Gold Greets Asa By Kneeling Down On Stage As They Perform Together by lizfrosh: 8:07am On Dec 17, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: I Will Work For Governor Wike’s Re-Election - Davido by lizfrosh: 8:05am On Dec 17, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Is No More The Richest Blogger, Another Has Taken Over!! by lizfrosh: 8:03am On Dec 17, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Couple Slay! Bambam & Teddya At The Future Awards by lizfrosh: 8:03am On Dec 17, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Actress Tonto Dikeh Gushes About Her Man by lizfrosh: 11:41am On Dec 16, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Looking Like A Million Dollars To Jayce’s Thanksgiving Service by lizfrosh: 11:39am On Dec 16, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: I Don’t Live Fake Life, I Can Afford Whatever I Want – Angela Okorie by lizfrosh: 10:52am On Dec 16, 2018
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Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Is A Liar, Tithing Is Very Scriptural And Was Approved By Jesus by lizfrosh: 10:50am On Dec 16, 2018
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Celebrities / Get A Free Logo Now by lizfrosh: 7:08am On Nov 19, 2018
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Celebrities / Question Of The Day by lizfrosh: 8:28pm On Aug 22, 2018
What is the Opposite of SORRY?
Celebrities / Read or Miss: On The Run Season one by lizfrosh: 12:22am On Jun 04, 2018
Chapter one
It was Monday and the begining of a new week in lasgidi city. The citizens of lasgidi were very hardworking and they lived in peace and harmony.
Jack was woken up from bed by the noise from the busy street of the people of lasgidi city it was tough for him because his parents had an accident and now he left alone in this strange world.
Jack is a IT personnel and he works with one of the best media agency in lasgidi. He was very happy with his work and he was humble , honest and hardworking and the other staffs of his workplace likes him.
On a cool friday evening when Jack came back from work he decided to visit Mary at her house.
He quickly took his bath , wore a nice outfit and he entered his car and zoomed off. Mary is Jack girlfriend and she is a police officer and she is the daughter of Mr Mike who is a business man and he deals in imports and exports.
Literature / Re: A Must Read: Neptune mask Season one by lizfrosh: 11:16pm On Jun 03, 2018
Chapter three
King furry was really confused about what his wife told him and now he had this mysterious dream.
One hot afternoon the King Furry and his advisers were discussing matters pertaining to the development for the northern tribe when
the guards to the palace of the northern tribe brought in a neptunian named avra who was accused of stealing from the King's Garden.
Head Guard : Your Highness this man was found stealing from your garden.
Avra: Please dont kill me i am a orphan and i got lost while looking for my pet.
King Furry: Which tribe are you from?
Avra: i am from the south tribe.
King furry smiles and takes a deep breadth.
Adviser 1: i said it these south tribe are thieves.
Avra: Please dont kill me i was hungry that why i plucked the fruit from your garden.
King Furry: This is my final judgement you will become one of my slaves.
King furry stands up and goes into the bed room.
Literature / Re: A Must Read: Neptune mask Season one by lizfrosh: 1:10pm On Jun 03, 2018
Chapter two
A year later after the king of the north tribe died, Furry his son ascended the throne and every thing was going on fine in the north tribe. One morning Eva the wife of Furry was discussing the matters about the north tribe kingdom.
Queen Eva: My darling the way you are doing good is too much.
King Furry: Why do you say so.
Queen Eva: You are not making them work hard in order to improve the economy or dont you see how the south tribe are fairing .
King Furry: It seems you are making sense oo.
The north tribe population was larger than the south tribe and at that the south tribe economy was fast developing than the north tribe.
King furry could not sleep throughout the night he was thinking about what his wife told him in the morning. He had a dream where waged a war between the south tribe where he killed their king and made the south tribe people become his slaves and he became the king of neptune.
Literature / A Must Read: Neptune mask Season one by lizfrosh: 12:44pm On Jun 03, 2018
Chapter one
There was peace and harmony among the south and north tribe of neptune, Until one fateful day when the king of the north tribe had an illness the priest of both the north and south tribe had no cure or solutions they consulted their gods and many sacrifice were made but there was still no solutions .
As the day went by the king health get worser and the people of neptune where sad about the illness but there was nothing there could do about the illness. The king had a son named Furry he was a proud person and the north tribe of neptune did not like him at all but there is nothing they could do about it and he is the heir to the throne.
Three days later the king of the north tribe died, the people were extremely sad and they prayed that his son furry would rule them well. The burial was a great one the king of south tribe of neptune was also present at the burial ceremony.
Celebrities / Get In Here!! If This Happened Between You & Your Wife – What Would You Do? by lizfrosh: 10:02am On Nov 23, 2017
Hi Guys,
Someone posted this on the internet and I thought I should share this with you guys and hear from your own point of view.
Read below:-
Imagine you go to a hotel with another girl and after using the elevator to the 8th floor, as you enter your room while trying to settle down and arrange your things, then something happened…..
Your phone suddenly connects to your wife/girlfriend’s WIFI
What Would You Do?
We need your Candid response.
Drop your comment.
Romance / (TRUE STORY) bleeped 2 Sister Cos Of Ice Cream by lizfrosh: 9:16am On Nov 23, 2017
Growing up in my hood was fun, I was the cute kid, was kinda shy with girls but always end up having my way. I got spoilt on time, I had sex for the 1st time we I was about 10yrs old, and since then I have been sexually active. When I was I teenager, I had a new neighbor, they had 6 girls and 2 guys, 2 girls amongst the six where my age mates, I was very close to the family, they all love me (well almost everybody on my street love me cos my mom was into ice-cream business then and that's how I get most of the girls; "thanks mom"wink. So on this faithful day, I went over to my neighbors house, it was just these two girls that were my age mates and their younger ones that were at home, so got talking and they said I should give them ice cream, I said they have to pay for it. So I left their house and went to mine, the eldest one followed me, so I can give her the ice cream but I said no. We got to my house, finally agreed to give her the ice cream but before I gave it to her I held her and started squeezing her sweet matured boobs (though I have been doing that with both girls ever since) she just stood there and was moaning, I took her to the room, I undressed her I started sucking her boobs and fingering her, she reached for my dick and I gladly allowed her to have it, she kepts stroking it (handjob) while I was busy fingering her and sucking her nipples


Source: http://gisthuz.proboards.com/thread/142/true-story-bleeped-sister-cream
Romance / The Athletic Chick (18+) by lizfrosh: 8:48am On Nov 23, 2017






Omo men...i hust sya make i holla una one of my escapades ni oh as per jaiye jaiye Olu Omo1.....hahahha!!!
Neways while i was still in Uni imet this fine chick who was an Athlete(Track and field)..I was in the Football team and we were attending the Nuga games then in Portharcort... Now my teamates and other athlete know that i was a typical oshomo but coded... so when they saw me making enquiries about ho the new chick was ...i guess they were all just wandering when the film would start rolling...
Luckily for me she was a good friend of one other chick who plays Table tennis whom i don straff way back..so i just walked up to the TT chick(Ada..not real name oh) and asked how far with her freind..Ada just looked at me like"na wha oh...u do me finish still wan chop my freind"..I said"ha no be so oh...i just wan be friends..friends type of thing you know" Well she sha introduced me to her later in the evening...Damn my people...This chick was yellow bones(Indigbo chicks ...i hail oh) A butt so curved and thick to die for..She was quite tall...not so much of boobs but her hips were on point and abs were fantastic..Damn...That day sef she was wearing this half top and fitted track downs ..Boy(for my mind i just dey imagine doggy)
Neways..we sha got talking and after the tournament we exchanged numbers and i promised to kick it with her when we get back to campus..The next day immediately we got back to campus..i just hit her up and invited her to my crib(off campus accommodation was the only type we had in our UNI) She came over around 7:30pm and we got talking...as per na me nah..i ordered food and drinks...put on the gen...Tv and music in full flow...
We enjoyed all the serenre until when it was time to get to the main menu...Na so my girl just tell me say nothing for me oh...Ha, i was shocked like girl WTF!!!...i dint say it out oh but in my mind..i just dey wonder say wetin be dis nah.. She now told me that she had heard enuff gist about my personality and she said to herself that nothing will happen btw me and her if she comes over...I was kinda confused cos i tot..hey na me now...i dey fry any plantain wey enter my cabal nah...so i asked her where she got all this impression from...She said from everybody...Ha !! na wah oh...dem don label me Ashawo finish...Neways..i told her that ok oh, if you don't give me punene ...at least you will let me drink from the breast of life...She just bursts out into laffter like...: you this guy..you don mad oh....which one be breast of life again?".. I said that she has refused to give me sumting at least let me console my self with milk nah..abi she wan make i faint...She was just like my humor was killing her...I told her that by principle ..I NEVER force chicks to sex..it has to be mutually agreed upon...For me that's the fun in it...No drugs no force no rape...just mutual consent
After all the yarn sha...we just both lay naked on my bed while i Cupped the right part of her Thick curvy ass with my strong left arm( Midfielder lomo lati le now!!!) while sucking extra Cowbell milk like newborn baby...
... all through the night


Source: http://gisthuz.proboards.com/thread/141/athletic-chick-1
Romance / Computer Lesson (18+) by lizfrosh: 8:30am On Nov 23, 2017
Last night as I came back from work, tired as I was, she was by the doorstep like she had planned it all along. She knew the scripts and acted along very well. As usual of me being the quiet type, we had exchanged pleasantries and eye contacts, my dirty mind imagining all the very sexual things I could do with that petite sumptuous body of hers, I knew she was in heat but the fact that she was staying with her overbearing brother who doted on every step she took made life frustrating and miserable for her.
The chill breeze from my windows was soothing as I lay on the bed; my mind was adrift, floating on thoughts so erotic, I could feel my manhood spring to action. I was Hot and I wanted to get laid.
But as much as I tried to remove my mind from the object of my erotic fantasies, her image kept flashing over and over again. The signals she sent strong like pheromones were too much to be ignored.
She was new in the neighbourhood, and I was the silent killer, stealthy as a cat, deadly as the lion, I knew what she wanted, all I had to do was wait for the right time. I did not have to wait long.
I had my own ways with the brother as I am a techie kind of guy, the kind you would call to fix all your electronic, hardware and software problem, in-fact, I was his right hand man so much so that he did not notice the coded messages I passed to his sister and to make matters easier or should I say worse, he had asked me on several occasions before she even arrived to help her out with computer lessons anytime I was chanced.
At first I had delayed, the fact that she was beautiful and he was my friends also complicated matters, so when she approached me with the same proposal on computer things, my joystick could only nod in affirmation considering the prospects that anything could happen.
As I lay on the bed listening to the cool music from my computer system blast away, I was sure I heard a knock on the door. Initially I took my time until the knock persisted in a soft kind of way. This was no ordinary knock so when I opened the door, I was not surprised to see her, to say the truth, I was expecting her so sooner because it had been a week since she had arrived Abuja, and with the look in her eyes, I thought it wise to let her in.
She came in and sat in front of my computer system, toying with the mouse and clicking on the icons of the desktop. I asked about her brother and she told me that he had travelled previously in the day and won’t be back till


Source: http://gisthuz.proboards.com/thread/139/computer-lesson
Celebrities / ‘justice League’ A Disappointing No. 1 As ‘wonder’ Surprises by lizfrosh: 7:18am On Nov 20, 2017




“Justice League” was supposed to be the ultimate box office juggernaut.
The movie features a murderer’s row of superheroes: Wonder Woman, Batman, Cyborg, the Flash, Superman, Aquaman. Some of the world’s most popular stars — Ben Affleck, Gal Gadot, Jason Momoa, Amy Adams — fill out the cast. Joss Whedon, the writer-director behind “The Avengers,” one of the biggest ticket sellers of all time , helped write the screenplay.
Instead, “Justice League” collected a disappointing $96 million at North American theaters over the weekend, or 42 percent less than its franchise predecessor, “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice,” had over its first three days in March 2016. It was enough to top the weekend box office, but analysts had expected “Justice League” to take in at least $110 million based on surveys that measure prerelease audience interest.
Most movies would be instant blockbusters with $96 million in opening-weekend ticket sales. But “Justice League” is far from a typical movie. On top of the blue-chip characters it assembles, the film cost at least $400 million to make and market worldwide. (Overseas, “Justice League” collected an additional $185.5 million, with strong results in South Korea and Brazil.)
The lackluster domestic turnout for “Justice League” raises new questions about the ability of Warner Bros. to effectively exploit its DC Comics characters on the big screen. Warner has delivered successful television adaptations like “The Flash,” “Gotham” and “Arrow.” But four of the studio’s last five superhero movies — designed to sell mountains of merchandise in addition to tickets — have been considered letdowns, to one degree or another. “Wonder Woman” is the lone exception.

“Justice League” received
mixed-to-negative reviews . Rotten Tomatoes, the powerful review aggregation site, delayed posting a score for the film until the last minute as part of a new video initiative. That move was interpreted as an effort to hide a “rotten” score, especially since Warner owns 25 percent of Rotten Tomatoes. A spokeswoman for the site subsequently said that Warner was not involved in the decision to delay the score.
“The path to ultimate box office is all about the extremely lucrative Thanksgiving week ahead,” Jeff Goldstein, Warner’s president of domestic distribution, said by phone on Sunday.
The mood was dramatically lighter at Lionsgate, where executives were doing cartwheels over the audience response to “Wonder,” a heartstring-pulling drama about a boy with facial birth defects (Jacob Tremblay), his kind parents (Julia Roberts, Owen Wilson) and his highly unkind schoolmates. “Wonder” collected $27.1 million, according to comScore, which compiles box office data — triple what analysts had expected before its release.


SOURCE: http://gisthuz.proboards.com/thread/121/justice-league-disappointing-wonder-surprises

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