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PhonesRe: Codes For MTN Users by Lolaandy(op): 12:10pm On May 06
Hope the admin won't remove this one too












Lemme go and create another one
PhonesRe: Codes For MTN Users by Lolaandy(op): 12:10pm On May 06
Hi
TravelRe: US Resumes Visa Processing For Nigerian, Other Foreign Doctors – New York Times by Lolaandy: 4:30am On May 05
Mr dee Jay please play me





First Time in America by Naira Marley












First time in America
Disturbing America!












Stupid con3












Nobody is suffering in America












America is Paradise!












Why am I even angry!
Foreign AffairsRe: We Didn’t Vote For This: Americans React As Fuel Prices Surge (Pics) by Lolaandy: 4:27am On May 05
Travel to USA
She is the best country in the world, a land flowing with milk and honey
There is pure gold on the streets
Free women for you when you reach there
Unlike Nigeria, NEPA doesn't carry their light
Motor car is free
House is free there
They will give you one mansion or skyscraper to be living inside
You will be dinning with Kings and Presidents when you are there
Everybody is rich
There is no poverty in USA!

God bless USA!
HealthRe: Some men Aren't Suppose To Be Gynecologist Says An angry Pregnant Woman, See Why by Lolaandy: 11:59pm On Apr 27
Wetin dey your body wey you still dey call private?










Walk pass the streets, some will even be showing it to you!
PoliticsRe: We Don't Want Soldiers In Our Community Anymore – Plateau Residents Protest (Vid by Lolaandy: 5:01pm On Apr 24
If you lock your door because bad people are passing , when good people pass you won't know!












Don't throw the baby out with the bath water












Trust but Verify!
PoliticsRe: Insecurity Will End After 2027 Elections — Akpabio by Lolaandy: 5:28pm On Apr 14
These guys don't want peace!











They want ****** always!
CelebritiesRe: Sahara Reporters, You Have 1 Hour To Prove Your “Fake Story” — VDM by Lolaandy: 5:26pm On Apr 14
Mr X has the video












But the video na A.I
Foreign AffairsRe: Five Lessons Israel Learned From Its War With Iran – At A Cost Of 50–100 Billion by Lolaandy: 9:37pm On Apr 10
I heard that they Israelis came to that place after second world war 1947, and that it was the Muslim Arabs that accommodated them after they have been expelled from Germany, Britain, Italy, Spain, Russia and so on.





Anywhere the Israelites visit, they were sent away for their wayward attitude,



And one guy said it is likey they will also be pursued away if this their way persists!










Maybe that was why the other Muslim countries pay light attention to them.
On the armband of their soldiers they drew Mossad map that they will take over some parts of Sinai Peninsula in Egypt, All of Palestine, 33 percent Saudi including the two Mosques of Mecca and Medina,
But what they are misplacing is that there is already protection of God SWT on those two Masjids, because you cannot invade them.







Suratul Al-Fil ("The Elephant"wink(Quran Chapter 105, verses 1-5) is the 105th chapter of the Qur'an, a 5-verse Makki surah detailing Allah’s destruction of Abraha’s army—who aimed to destroy the Kaaba—using birds that pelted them with stones of baked clay.

It highlights Allah's protection of the Kaaba, power over tyrants, and occurred in the year of Prophet Muhammad’s birth.Key Aspects of Surah Al-Fil:The Narrative: The Surah recalls how Abraha al-Ashram, the king of Yemen, led 60,000 troops and elephants to destroy the Kaaba in Mecca.

Divine Intervention: Allah sent flocks of birds (Ababil) that pelted the army with small, baked clay stones, annihilating them.Outcome: The army was left defeated and broken, described in the Quran as "chewed up straw" or "eaten stalks".Context: This event is known as the "Year of the Elephant," occurring roughly 50 days before the birth of the Prophet Muhammad.

Lessons: It teaches that Allah is all-powerful, protects the sanctity of the Kaaba, and can destroy even the most powerful oppressors with minimal resources












In one narration that we were told by our ustaz in islamiyyah, the grand father of the Holy Prophet SAW, told the king, you see those camels, they belong to me, return my camels,
You see this House(Kaabah) belongs to God, if God wishes for you to ***** it.








King of Abasa and his troops were destroyed












In summary, Israel is heading to destruction if they dare try to invade the Holy Kaabah.







Let Israel remember what happened to King of Abasa!
CelebritiesRe: Big Yansh Babe Sade Johnson Banned On Twitter by Lolaandy: 9:12pm On Apr 10
Falz the bad guy once said "God save me from Karishika!
FoodRe: 140g Bag Of Rice In Nigeria by Lolaandy: 6:53pm On Apr 09
Alhamdullilahi some have food but they cannot eat some can eat but they have no food









Always be grateful
PhonesRe: Codes For MTN Users by Lolaandy(op): 4:09pm On Apr 08
*344*2*1#
*121*248#
*121*3#
*121*4*1#
*121*4*3#
BusinessRe: CBN Tightens BVN Rules From May 1: 5 Key Changes To Know by Lolaandy: 3:53pm On Apr 08
I saw one opay office when I was just coming back from stadium roundabout,












Now that fintech like opay and moniepoint are competing with commercial banks,












Do CBN even exist?












Fraud nowadays na like pure water
No one advised me to stop using moniepoint after the guy doing court order for me said "ah ah oga na everyday your money dey hang?"












Pls Scrap CBN!
PhonesCodes For MTN Users by Lolaandy(op): 3:39pm On Apr 08
MTN codes
*312*3*4#

*312*3*4#
‎*312*65*4#
‎*406*3#
‎*121#
‎*344# then press 7
‎*312*1# then press7
‎*312*65*2#
‎*121*6*1#
‎*312*87#
‎*312*65*3#
‎*312*88#
‎*312*561#
‎*312*562#
‎*312*127#
‎*121*4*3#
*312*199#
BusinessRe: Union Bank: How Controversial Transactions Led To CBN Takeover by Lolaandy: 9:28am On Apr 08
One Hundred and nine years old bank,










Is there any town in Nigeria wey no get that Bank?
PhonesRe: MTN & Airtel Internet Getting Worse Lately? Anyone Else Experiencing This? by Lolaandy: 9:20am On Apr 08
Read today Guardian newspapers, they reported it was due to the war in the Middle East, under sea Internet cables might have been vandalized or disrupted, and don't forget all these guys MTN, Airtel get servers in UAE and Middle East, that's why,












Saudi and UAE were both seriously hit by this war, so that is why, many of their facilities have been vandalized,











Many are still stranded in Airport, can't move can't go anywhere












WAR, WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! (RUSH HOUR BY JACKIE CHAN)I
CrimeRe: Pastor Dies In Guest House After Spending Night With Female Member by Lolaandy: 9:17am On Apr 08
Tell that guy who typed above that











Ghana is not far from Nigeria, just enter bus from Nigeria pass Lome and Cotonou, you will reach there,
After all we dey the same Continent!
PoliticsRe: Sheikh Muhammad - Vote For Tinubu If You Like The Poverty, Hardship, Insecurity by Lolaandy: 9:12am On Apr 08
Peter obi 64 years
Atiku 79 years
Tinubu 74 years


If Tinubu loses 2027, and any one of Atiku or Peter Obi enters, both of them are old cargos who ought to go and rest in their homes politically,




But due to greed and selfishness they are still canvassing people for support and votes






Tinubu almost fell in Turkey and he is still contesting 2027,


Atiku is even older than him.
And by 2027 he will be above eighty,







If Tinubu finished eight years Peter obi will be 72 years!






So what are we even talking about here?



My God!
PoliticsRe: Sheikh Muhammad - Vote For Tinubu If You Like The Poverty, Hardship, Insecurity by Lolaandy: 5:58am On Apr 07
Well you guys didn't even vote for him in 2023
PoliticsRe: FG To Boost Cybersecurity With New Council As NDPC Probes Data Breach by Lolaandy: 5:55am On Apr 07
They keep telling those guys the next method they will use












Don't you know those guys too hear the news?
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Has No Integrity by Lolaandy: 10:02am On Apr 05
Op don't worry trust "you know who" with his stamp "gbam" will soon land on this your "you know what" thread









BANNED!
PhonesRe: Help! I Can No Longer Use Facebook On My Phone by Lolaandy: 9:57am On Apr 05
Mr don't disturb yourself






Open another account
Foreign AffairsRe: Meet Hamideh Soleimani Afsha Who Will Be Deported By The US by Lolaandy: 9:57am On Apr 05
As if USA na heaven
BusinessRe: Nigerian Fintech Breaches: Fcmb's ₦677M Logic Flaw, Sterling's 900K PII Leak by Lolaandy: 4:52am On Apr 02
See this one just dey play!












When the mind is willing it will find a thousand ways, when the mind is unwilling it will find a thousand excuses!












We need to raise good minds!












Why are ant fraud agencies spending billions of naira to fight fraud?












The monies they have used to fight fraud, they can donate it to charity or give to the poor or less privileged!







And lastly how are the mgt of banks treating their staff?
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Considering Automatic Citizenship For Anyone Willing To Fight Iran by Lolaandy: 2:09am On Mar 31
Can any good thing come from America?












Save Donald Trouble oh sorry Trump!
CrimeRe: Plateau Attack: Death Toll Rises To 27 In Angwa Rukuba Community by Lolaandy: 2:34pm On Mar 30
Funny thing about Now is that They( politicians ) are busy thinking about 2027 and how to retain their power.












If you like stop killing yourselves












If you like ******, nothing concerns them!
PhonesRe: Heavy MTN Data Users, This Is For You by Lolaandy: 2:32pm On Mar 29
Leave it for some while it will show 1gb for N200












Code wey we don't dey use tey tey







Try these ones too but e dey select sim sha


*312*88#
*312*200#





*671*200*1#

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