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Pets / What Goes Around In An Animal's World Doesn't Comes Around by Lonelypath: 8:33am On Nov 21, 2014
What Goes Around In An Animal's World Doesn't Comes Around
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He reared thirty young hens, my late grandpa. It got to a time he felt the one and only old rooster was getting old to perform and he decided to buy a new one, this time, a young one. The old rooster welcomed the young one saying, you are welcome to join me Mr Young, we will work together towards productivity. What do you mean?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Lonelypath: 8:33am On Nov 20, 2014
Face Lift - Alternative Natural Ideas You Need To know
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Facelift procedures is an effective way to improve appearance and boost self- confidence. As the quest to always remain young and beautiful with youthful look continues to grow, many women end up.

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Health / Face Lift - Alternative Natural Ideas You Need To Know by Lonelypath: 8:33am On Nov 20, 2014
Face Lift - Alternative Natural Ideas You Need To know
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Facelift procedures is an effective way to improve appearance and boost self- confidence. As the quest to always remain young and beautiful with youthful look continues to grow, many women end up.

Read more: http://.com/face-lift-alternative-natural-ideas-need-know
Health / Vaginal Odor And How To Treat It With Home Remedies by Lonelypath: 7:08am On Nov 20, 2014
Vaginal odor and how to treat it with home remedies
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Vaginal odor which is often accompanied by itchiness in the vagina, Redness, swollen (in some cases) and fishy or rusty smell is a common problem among females. Vaginal odor is nothing but an unpleasant odor that comes from the vagina. It can be caused due to bacterial or yeast infection, sexually transmitted disease and even due to poor hygiene/sanitation. Vaginal odor can be really embarrassing;

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Family / Secretary Takes Me To Her House To Expose Me by Lonelypath: 3:32pm On Oct 15, 2014
Secretary Takes Me To Her House To Expose Me
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Two days ago was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me. My parents forgot and so did my children. I went to work. Even my co-workers did not wish me. As I was about entering my office my secretary

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Religion / This Man Wants To Wreck My Marriage by Lonelypath: 1:00pm On Oct 05, 2014
This Man Wants To Wreck My Marriage
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Is it a criminal offence to get married? Just because I am married and my wife is Miss Nigeria some people don't just want to let me be. I was in the office when my wife heard a knock on our door. She went to open it and saw one man who asked her if she

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/this-man-wants-to-wreck-my-marriage.html?m=1
Religion / See How His Blessing Located Him On A Monday Morning by Lonelypath: 7:08am On Oct 05, 2014
See How His Blessing Located Him On A Monday Morning
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A supervisor of a building project, an hotel building, was walking around the building one monday morning. He noticed a friend of mine leaning against a wall looking around. He approached him and

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/see-how-his-blessing-located-him-on.html?m=1
Autos / Cars In Nigeria And The Stickers On Them by Lonelypath: 5:24am On Oct 04, 2014
Cars In Nigeria And The Stickers On Them
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Lol, when will Nigeria stop being amusing. Maybe when Derby County wins the Uefa Champions League. Hmm! Where do I start from cause I'm engrossed in laughter at the moment. Okay! Cars in this Nigeria of all places now zoom the streets with stickers associated with the class the car belongs to. Just look at these. On most jeeps like

Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/10/cars-in-nigeria-and-stickers-on-them.html?m=1
Politics / Outcome Of Past Nigeria Independence See Them Here by Lonelypath: 4:58am On Oct 01, 2014
Outcome Of Past Nigeria Independence See Them Here
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I was given admission into a university, Delsu, Delta State University Abraka, to study history, not my dream course, my substitute course. Those that wrote JAMB will understand. After screening and stress in file submission, I appeared in class, not as a witch doctor but as a student.

From: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/10/outcome-of-past-nigeria-independence.html?m=1
Family / See How My Wife Made My Father In Law Place A Curse On Me by Lonelypath: 5:14am On Sep 28, 2014
See How My Wife Made My Father In Law Place A Curse On Me
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My Father-In-Law came calling but I hid myself. He barged in to where I was hiding and shouted; Ofego where are you? I replied; Sir, I heard your voice and I hid
myself because I beat my wife. He asked; Why did you beat your wife? I replied; The apple you ask us not to eat, the wife you
gave me.

From: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/see-how-my-wife-made-my-father-in-law.html?m=1
Family / This Family Is Finished by Lonelypath: 4:40pm On Sep 27, 2014
This Family Is Finished
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A co-worker of mine, where I used to work, whose family is very rich was sent to England for his master's degree. I've not seen him since he left but just two days ago. I'm not a gossip o. I'm just keeping you people informed. So here we go, just two days ago, I heard he called his Mum from England.

From: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/this-family-is-finished.html?m=1
Nairaland / General / Re: I Wondered All This In Just A Minute by Lonelypath: 6:36am On Sep 27, 2014
agohmamuda: wat shall it profit dis O.p to have brain and still be mad?
What shall it profit this poster to reply a mad man?
Nairaland / General / Re: I Wondered All This In Just A Minute by Lonelypath: 6:34am On Sep 27, 2014
echobee: Ops,
Hp all is well? undecided
I'm wondering if all is well too
Nairaland / General / I Wondered All This In Just A Minute by Lonelypath: 4:44am On Sep 27, 2014
I Wondered All This In Just A Minute
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So I was alone and started wondering; What profit a man that has a BB but no subscription? What profit a man that has an android that the screen is broken? What profit a man that has a china phone that there is no music? What profit a nokia man that has a nokia S40 or S60 without free data bundle? What profit a man that has a samsung galaxy, that has a broken screen? What profit a man that has a facebook account.

From: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/i-wondered-all-this-in-just-minute.html?m=1
Literature / Warri Ofego Episode Ten by Lonelypath: 5:04am On Sep 20, 2014
Warri Ofego Episode Ten
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Ofego went to a woman in a
neighbourhood and requested for water to wash his hand and leg. The woman willingly gave him a bucket of water and a towel. She kind heartedly assisted him in
washing the hand and leg and drying them off. After drying, she went inside house to get Ofego vaseline to rub. As she was
inside, her husband showed up.

From: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/warri-ofego-episode-ten.html?m=1
Romance / For The Guys This Is How To Handle That Girlfriend Of Yours When She Does This by Lonelypath: 7:16am On Sep 19, 2014
For The Guys This Is How To Handle That Girlfriend Of Yours When She Does This
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What's with girls and pretence this days, my girlfriend called me last night and said; Dearie I miss my period. I asked; Which of the subject? Maths Or English? She queried; So Ofego you have another girlfriend. I never knew you are a player.

From: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/for-guys-this-is-how-to-handle-that.html?m=1
Education / My Secondary School Geography Teacher And His Lack Of Knowledge In Geography by Lonelypath: 12:21pm On Sep 17, 2014
My Secondary School Geography Teacher And His Lack Of Knowledge In Geography
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Alcohol surely turns the well learned to a well learner. My Geography teacher in secondary school Uncle Sam, who happens to be my neighbour, went to drink at a beer parlour after school on a friday. While his wife was at home waiting for him to come back as usual.

From http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/my-secondary-school-geography-teacher.html?m=1

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