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Crime / Re: Reno Omockery Awkwardly Dresses Like A Street Tout Again (no Cufflinks) by Longpriq: 6:24pm On Apr 30
You are reno stop disguising
Education / Re: What Are The Most Useless Courses In Nigeria? by Longpriq: 1:27am On Apr 30
How about project management?
Food / Re: A Pot Of Soup I Prepared Today (4,900) by Longpriq: 7:09pm On Apr 26
sonssyo:
I couldn't go to work today because I was not feeling fine,however yesterday I bought some items to prepare this;
Stockfish -1500
Dry fish-2000
Okro-700
Pumpkin -200
Uziza-200
Fresh pepper-300
Ogbono-left over, crawfish and others I bulk buy
Total-4,900
And it came out this way
Fellows please come and join me soon location South east,Dubai of Africa to be precise, I be proud Anambrarian grin grin
that does not look like fufu pls what swallow is that
Nairaland / General / Re: Now That The Naira-Spraying Crackdown Has Begun by Longpriq: 10:13pm On Apr 17
otipoju:



Na, we dey spray dollars well well in USA. Its common in strip club and Nigerian/ African parties.

Americans don't spray that much because dem no dey like to give person money. Even some parties dem go expect you to bring your own beer sef and even if you dey do birthday na your friends go buy their drinks and food with their own money.

The good thing about making spraying of naira a crime is that it will reduce show off and oppression at parties.

I don't k ow how strip clubs go take survive though because na the effizy for strip clubs be that.
omo this one go affect strip clubs no be small but show off is kinda engrained into our culture we celebrate wealth and riches unlike oyibo people lol

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Nairaland / General / Re: Now That The Naira-Spraying Crackdown Has Begun by Longpriq: 4:42pm On Apr 17
olunke:

Mutilate the dollar an see how Interpol will getp you
this doesn't relate with the post
Nairaland / General / Now That The Naira-Spraying Crackdown Has Begun by Longpriq: 4:12pm On Apr 17
Nigerians hate feeling connerd, now that the law has start prosecuting the big boys for spraying Naira, i think the demand for Dollars is about to hit the roof again, this would hurt the Naira
Politics / Re: EFCC Recovers ₦‎32.7 Billion From Humanitarian Affairs Officials by Longpriq: 12:59am On Apr 15
Was it in cash?
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Longpriq: 2:09am On Apr 13
Guest911:
27 inch curved gaming hp monitor with base stand and 6ft hdmi cable and power cable.

Price is N100k negotiable with all accessories

Contact 0816.3589827
pleasd whats the model number of this monitor?
Romance / Re: One Most Important Thing You Must Not Allow A Girl Do For You by Longpriq: 12:59pm On Mar 27
Savedday2:
Bros, allow the ashawo to feed you more, eat her money anyway you can. Don't ever worry about her whereabout. Do like you don't see her.

Don't take nonsense from her and always laff with her at her front, but be busy cooking community breakfast for her.

Always ensure to use a condom for your safety and laminate her fuckup and keep it in a safe place.

Me, I don't serve any girl breakfast oh! I only serve them community breakfast. That why you see that after my breakfast dey always attempt killing themselves. The weak among them will always commit suicide.

Remember, make her feel that your huz is her permanent home and u are her last bus stop despite her rubbish. Then serve her community breakfast and see if she can finish it.


WTF, lolz
oga you evil. hahaha
Programming / Re: Are People Still Interested In Learning Tech On Nairaland? by Longpriq: 12:48pm On Mar 27
CORPSEFUCKER:
Post proof you're really hack sultan or GTFO loser


you dont have to be rude, if you dont believe its him just slide bro

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Programming / Re: Are People Still Interested In Learning Tech On Nairaland? by Longpriq: 12:30am On Mar 27
I Have always been facinated about tech robotics, coding etc. ATM the means to pursue these deep desires seems elusive but if i can get a lifeline why not? I will gladly give it my all

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Romance / Re: I'm I In Trouble? This Man Will Not Stop Giving Me Money by Longpriq: 2:24am On Mar 20
You seem really scared does this guy even send up to 150k?
Agriculture / Re: CBN Resumes Agric Funding With ₦‎100 Billion by Longpriq: 11:21am On Mar 15
What is the use of these if you cant guarantee their security at the bushes and farms. Dem wan tiff this money if not the best thing to do na to setup fertilizer processing plant

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts Drug Consignments, Busts Factories, Arrests 2 Grandpas by Longpriq: 3:34pm On Mar 10
Did i just see the name buhari mohammadu? Lolz. Past and govmt
Travel / Re: These Pictures Will Make You Miss Owerri by Longpriq: 1:31pm On Mar 09
This is a nice thread pls @ the o.p can you recommend spots someone can check out when ever they come to owerri / imo state?

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Technology Market / Re: Urgent sale- Dell XPS 15 9560 - #SOLD by Longpriq: 2:37am On Mar 08
Which one is 9650? Do you mean 9560?

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Politics / Re: Elon Musk's "Politics Is Tribal" Post Gets Over 140k Likes In 24 Hours by Longpriq: 2:24am On Mar 08
Asonaijaaso:
Elon is wrong on this one.

Politics is 70% Logical and 30% Tribal.
if politics was indeed logical tell me one logical person who would vote in Tin.ubu
Politics / Re: Anambra & Imo States University Teaching Hospitals: Pictures by Longpriq: 1:51am On Mar 05
All these jobless ghanians trying to start an online quarrel between brothers
Politics / Re: Food Imports From War Torn Ukraine Sparks Protests In Europe by Longpriq: 1:47am On Mar 05
guysbewise:
And he could not even get a locally made shoe for his own body-guard.
and I just check your feets, i couldn't find the ones tinubu got for you

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Religion / Re: Where Is The Garden Of Eden Located On Earth ? by Longpriq: 4:44pm On Feb 28
In africa but definitely not in Nigeria as of 2024
Politics / Re: Do U Know That Goodluck Ebele Jonathan`s Children Went to Nigerian Schools? by Longpriq: 12:21am On Feb 28
Now you all are saying he was a good president, when he was in power some of you loud mouthed fellows where the ones posting thread every day looking for his removal i hope you enjoy the rewards of your efforts
Properties / Re: Anambra Landlady Refunds Tenant After Finding Out She Is From Ebonyi by Longpriq: 5:16pm On Feb 24
You cant build a blog this way
Romance / Re: Ghanaian Woman Cries After Finding Out Boyfriend in Nigeria is Only 13 - (video) by Longpriq: 5:06pm On Feb 24
Careente7:
This thin called love dy do me like scam right now.If it’s not financial freedom that’ll have to make me leave my comfort zone,I’ll confidently sing you a Kdot:
“I love when you count me out “x4
“Fck it up” x4
“Fckin it up”



No comment; next question.
....Ma name in your mouth shu shuuu.
Technology Market / Google Shutting Down Gmail? by Longpriq: 12:38am On Feb 23
I saw a screenshot of the announcement on twitter how true can this be?
Food / Re: Garri Is Now 600 Per Derica. Family People How Are You Guys Coping? by Longpriq: 11:43am On Feb 14
Jewessgratitud3:

900 hundred in your area? Na wa o.
some shops are even selling N950

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Food / Re: Garri Is Now 600 Per Derica. Family People How Are You Guys Coping? by Longpriq: 11:13am On Feb 14
That same is 900 here Smh...

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Technology Market / Re: Iphone 13 by Longpriq: 12:47am On Feb 14
What is mdm?
Politics / Re: Cement Now N9500 Per Beg. Someone Bought Today by Longpriq: 11:58pm On Feb 13
Exactly, we need to teach Obi a lession
Webmasters / Re: Wikipedia’s Most Popular Articles Of 2023 by Longpriq: 12:09pm On Feb 13
Gentlelox:
no
i will appreciate the name of the app then
Family / Re: American Tiktok Influencer Shares Her 'Glow Up' From A Baby To A Cute Teenager by Longpriq: 1:14am On Jan 09
Pootle:
atutupoyoyo
lolz What does this really mean?
Romance / Re: What Is The Use This Thing? by Longpriq: 11:55am On Jan 06
Thats where cheating ikwere men hide their ring

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