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Autos / Re: Adult Electric Bike For Sale Delivery To All State In Nigeria by Longpriq: 12:18am On May 12
These are nice i only hope the batteries can sustain the bike
Food / Re: Fufu (Akpu): How Much Do You Buy This In Your Area? (Photo) by Longpriq: 4:43pm On May 10
DaddyCoool:


It depends on the quantity and quality of soup. There could be so much soup and meat fufu is irrelevant.
Logic! grin
this applies only to a glutton not a hungry man
Food / Re: Fufu (Akpu): How Much Do You Buy This In Your Area? (Photo) by Longpriq: 3:30pm On May 10
DaddyCoool:


Well, in that case just say 2 for 250 or 4 for 500.
Sorry for calling you a damed liar for saying price of something goes up if you buy more!
thats ok your are just being logical. all i'm saying is one can never be enough no matter the logic you use in consuming the fufu
Food / Re: Fufu (Akpu): How Much Do You Buy This In Your Area? (Photo) by Longpriq: 2:14am On May 10
DaddyCoool:


Liar!
120+120=240
i know someone was going to say that. but the real reason is that it goes for N125 naira but who goes around with N5 these days thats why they grudginly sell for N120 but once you're with a higher naira note lets say N500 Then you understand better. I can clearify your point without any abuse. there was no need calling me a liar, when i made that comment i was just returning from the shop i got some wraps. its the new price here, sadly we are getting used to it
Politics / Re: Bolaji Ariyo, Owner oF Mami Chula Beach Declares Support For Lagos-Calabar Road by Longpriq: 11:47am On May 09
Clap for him while he cries in private almost never heard of that place but landmark Hhmmn... Its ok by the way where is our president sef?

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Autos / Re: Super Clean 2018 Upg Ford Mustang Shelby For Sale by Longpriq: 11:22am On May 09
Hw much?
Food / Re: Fufu (Akpu): How Much Do You Buy This In Your Area? (Photo) by Longpriq: 10:55am On May 09
Here in PH its sold for 120 or 250 for two wraps!

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Romance / Re: I Just Discovered Something by Longpriq: 11:24pm On May 03
SuperOnyi:


shocked


Some of your comments are just so weird, who created Rivers state? The people known as Ikwerre (whose relatives are in Rivers and Imo) have existed way before Nigeria or even Rivers state existed. You Nigerians must stop defining people's border with this artificial borders created by Nigeria and Europeans.

How's Rivers an Ijaw state when the Ijaw people are older than the state and even Nigeria?
bro polish this a little do more research then turn it into a kdp book if you can. Nairaland is full of misinformed lot

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Romance / Re: I Just Discovered Something by Longpriq: 2:09am On May 03
Long live ONELGA bross i need buy house for Omoku

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Replies Umahi: Your Claims Of Inciting Igbos Against FG Baseless by Longpriq: 12:49pm On May 02
TechBaron:
Omoh.

Nairaland has turned to Obiland.


There's no day that God will wake us up, that we will not see a thread about Peter Obi.

Even conversations that doesn't relate to him, he will be roped in one way or the other.

Eg.

Topic: Man accuses wife of cheating...

1st Comment: Women dey cheat low key, but Na men own dem dey always cast.

2nd Comment: Nawa ooooo

3rd Comment: Na Anambra Women Cheat pass, Peter Obi failed to curtail cheating among women when he was a Governor, yet he wants to become president.
no be small

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Romance / Re: Women Are Lesbians By Default Settings by Longpriq: 1:01pm On May 01
DonroxyII:
grin ... Imagine this kain story u wan hide grin ...

Most of The Religion Girls are Baed ooo .... They learnt alot of Oddities in their Private wards looking for a Nigga they would unleashed their Demon Upon without being judged .... They sabi passed all these clubs Baddies infact they are the real Baddies.....

The girl that challenged me I no sabi kiss & taught me how to kiss was an Hijabite Ahlu-Sunnah grin ... Her issues was that she comes faster while I have Delayed Ejaculation(Fvcking for long without cumming) ....

Many people are hiding alot under that skull of theirs waiting for a Fellow Demon to Unleash it all Out grin ....

But Oga, You be Demon ooo .... I have alot of peeps like you I dey Follow here ... !
baba don drop him own oya you drop those people you dey follow we seff wan follow dem too

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Crime / Re: Reno Omockery Awkwardly Dresses Like A Street Tout Again (no Cufflinks) by Longpriq: 6:24pm On Apr 30
You are reno stop disguising
Education / Re: What Are The Most Useless Courses In Nigeria? by Longpriq: 1:27am On Apr 30
How about project management?
Food / Re: A Pot Of Soup I Prepared Today (4,900) by Longpriq: 7:09pm On Apr 26
sonssyo:
I couldn't go to work today because I was not feeling fine,however yesterday I bought some items to prepare this;
Stockfish -1500
Dry fish-2000
Okro-700
Pumpkin -200
Uziza-200
Fresh pepper-300
Ogbono-left over, crawfish and others I bulk buy
Total-4,900
And it came out this way
Fellows please come and join me soon location South east,Dubai of Africa to be precise, I be proud Anambrarian grin grin
that does not look like fufu pls what swallow is that
Nairaland / General / Re: Now That The Naira-Spraying Crackdown Has Begun by Longpriq: 10:13pm On Apr 17
otipoju:



Na, we dey spray dollars well well in USA. Its common in strip club and Nigerian/ African parties.

Americans don't spray that much because dem no dey like to give person money. Even some parties dem go expect you to bring your own beer sef and even if you dey do birthday na your friends go buy their drinks and food with their own money.

The good thing about making spraying of naira a crime is that it will reduce show off and oppression at parties.

I don't k ow how strip clubs go take survive though because na the effizy for strip clubs be that.
omo this one go affect strip clubs no be small but show off is kinda engrained into our culture we celebrate wealth and riches unlike oyibo people lol

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Nairaland / General / Re: Now That The Naira-Spraying Crackdown Has Begun by Longpriq: 4:42pm On Apr 17
olunke:

Mutilate the dollar an see how Interpol will getp you
this doesn't relate with the post
Nairaland / General / Now That The Naira-Spraying Crackdown Has Begun by Longpriq: 4:12pm On Apr 17
Nigerians hate feeling connerd, now that the law has start prosecuting the big boys for spraying Naira, i think the demand for Dollars is about to hit the roof again, this would hurt the Naira
Politics / Re: EFCC Recovers ₦‎32.7 Billion From Humanitarian Affairs Officials by Longpriq: 12:59am On Apr 15
Was it in cash?
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Longpriq: 2:09am On Apr 13
Guest911:
27 inch curved gaming hp monitor with base stand and 6ft hdmi cable and power cable.

Price is N100k negotiable with all accessories

Contact 0816.3589827
pleasd whats the model number of this monitor?
Romance / Re: One Most Important Thing You Must Not Allow A Girl Do For You by Longpriq: 12:59pm On Mar 27
Savedday2:
Bros, allow the ashawo to feed you more, eat her money anyway you can. Don't ever worry about her whereabout. Do like you don't see her.

Don't take nonsense from her and always laff with her at her front, but be busy cooking community breakfast for her.

Always ensure to use a condom for your safety and laminate her fuckup and keep it in a safe place.

Me, I don't serve any girl breakfast oh! I only serve them community breakfast. That why you see that after my breakfast dey always attempt killing themselves. The weak among them will always commit suicide.

Remember, make her feel that your huz is her permanent home and u are her last bus stop despite her rubbish. Then serve her community breakfast and see if she can finish it.


WTF, lolz
oga you evil. hahaha
Programming / Re: Are People Still Interested In Learning Tech On Nairaland? by Longpriq: 12:48pm On Mar 27
CORPSEFUCKER:
Post proof you're really hack sultan or GTFO loser


you dont have to be rude, if you dont believe its him just slide bro

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Programming / Re: Are People Still Interested In Learning Tech On Nairaland? by Longpriq: 12:30am On Mar 27
I Have always been facinated about tech robotics, coding etc. ATM the means to pursue these deep desires seems elusive but if i can get a lifeline why not? I will gladly give it my all

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Romance / Re: I'm I In Trouble? This Man Will Not Stop Giving Me Money by Longpriq: 2:24am On Mar 20
You seem really scared does this guy even send up to 150k?
Agriculture / Re: CBN Resumes Agric Funding With ₦‎100 Billion by Longpriq: 11:21am On Mar 15
What is the use of these if you cant guarantee their security at the bushes and farms. Dem wan tiff this money if not the best thing to do na to setup fertilizer processing plant

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts Drug Consignments, Busts Factories, Arrests 2 Grandpas by Longpriq: 3:34pm On Mar 10
Did i just see the name buhari mohammadu? Lolz. Past and govmt
Travel / Re: These Pictures Will Make You Miss Owerri by Longpriq: 1:31pm On Mar 09
This is a nice thread pls @ the o.p can you recommend spots someone can check out when ever they come to owerri / imo state?

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Technology Market / Re: Urgent sale- Dell XPS 15 9560 - #SOLD by Longpriq: 2:37am On Mar 08
Which one is 9650? Do you mean 9560?

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Politics / Re: Elon Musk's "Politics Is Tribal" Post Gets Over 140k Likes In 24 Hours by Longpriq: 2:24am On Mar 08
Asonaijaaso:
Elon is wrong on this one.

Politics is 70% Logical and 30% Tribal.
if politics was indeed logical tell me one logical person who would vote in Tin.ubu
Politics / Re: Anambra & Imo States University Teaching Hospitals: Pictures by Longpriq: 1:51am On Mar 05
All these jobless ghanians trying to start an online quarrel between brothers
Politics / Re: Food Imports From War Torn Ukraine Sparks Protests In Europe by Longpriq: 1:47am On Mar 05
guysbewise:
And he could not even get a locally made shoe for his own body-guard.
and I just check your feets, i couldn't find the ones tinubu got for you

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