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Splinz:
Oh yes! It's all about sex. What! What were you expecting from a fornicator? Good news of the Kingdom? Hell no!

The earlier you guys stop deceiving yourselves, the better. You can't go into a so-called relationship with an active sexual person, and then expects him to abstain all of a sudden from having sex, based on mere infatuation mistakenly called love.

Wonna know where to find love? Look up to God and His true children!

u must be a joker.

Tiny23:
Yes o,right from primary school.

Tiny23:
Yes o,right from primary school.

primary skul up to tertiary level I hope u are not a lazy type sha

iyke926:
Proudly 5 and 10.

I don't just love sitting at the back but it got to be close to the door or a window.

bcus of breeze or in case of kasala

hernandson:
number 5 for sure

lolzzz. O.Y.O

Mofpearl:
Belong to 2,8,10, 11& 13 including the oversabi group.

u are endowed

Tiny23:
3

lolzzz, sleeping is ya hobby.

Jfrankination:
belong[s]

lolzzz, I am not understanding u

ktj19:



Funny, but wait, which one you be

me lolzzz, I belong to 1,2,10&11.

NLProblemChild:
few.. I mingle alone

lolzzz, I knw ur type; one man mopol

NLProblemChild:
I swear I belonged to number 5 recently...

so u no get frnds for class

asuustrike2009:
He does because in psalm 115:3 " But our God is in the heavens: he hath done whatsoever he hath pleased"
New Living Translation
Our God is in the heavens, and he does as he wishes

lolzzz, bro, there are lot of things that God can do but will not just do. where u just quoted emphasized that fact. going through the bible apart from the case of Adam who later blame God, there is no account of such in the bible.

AngelicDamsel:
Back then in school ... We the boys distractôrs

u are indeed a distractor, no doubt abt dat

asuustrike2009:
At the beginning of my write up, I said that Yahweh rarely match mate but it doesn't stop the fact that he will.

he can but reading through the bible he doesn't.

THUNDAR:
well compiled! thumbs up!

But I did not see the:
OVERSABI'S: Those one that knows everything ominiKnowest, they can even correct lecturers the ITK groups: I too know

its true ooo. lolzz

asuustrike2009:
Yes it does, why because you're seeking the the face of the lord by asking him to grant your desires. You're reminding him of his word and promises which he should oblige to based on his word. If you don't ask you wouldn't get it. Why do think this present Christians fast and pray for God's revelation and their spouse? Everything we need in this life can be gotten through God's word.

what I mean by matchmaking is the notion of there is somebody that has bn predestined to be ur wife/husband. it is different from praying to God for good husband/wife oo

asuustrike2009:
He doesn't at all but you have to remember that he also said ask it shall be given

that portion u quoted doesn't correlate with match making nw.

oluwashedy:
We're just 23 too

pls wht department is dat

asuustrike2009:
What are they?

going through the bible, I tink GOd doesn't match make atall

Wilgrea7:
God doesn't match anyone... majority of matches are from the pastors themselves and the other minority is from common sense

tnx bro

asuustrike2009:
God doesn't match make if you don't seek his opinion. He gives you the choice to choose be it good or evil. Marriage isn't compulsory at all it's a matter of choice even though the will of Yahweh is for man to have companion. The above ministers didn't marry because they had huge task that marrying wasn't an option as their wives will be neglected. In this era marriage is necessary because an average man has sexual feelings towards the opposite sex, that's why apostle Paul advocate marriage to avoid fornication. If you can withstand sexual orge leading to sex then you can decide not to marry.its not a sin if you don't marry but becomes sin when you commit fornication

tnx though I'm not convinced wit some points of urs.

Trizyd:
We no reach 10 in our department

is ur school located in Nigeria.

ivolt:
Not really, it is the imagination of pastors and christians that make it seem so.

u mean notin like dat exist

GloriaNinja:
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN " ONLY TOLERANCE, UNDERSTANDING AND PATIENCE MAKES A MARRIAGE WORK, EVEN PRAYERS TOO.

tnx. but u knw this is the theme of any message preached on marriage in all Pentecostal churches?

Tahrah:
Number 4

lolzzz.

marriage has become a very big issue in the christiandom. different pastors have preached, written books, organized seminars on marriage. most have concluded that GOd actually match make judging by the case of Adam and eve. but somebody argued that GOd stops matchmaking since Adam blamed God that he was deceived by eve whom God gave him. also in the preaching of Paul on marriage which many pastors will always avoid during marriage messages, Paul sees love as the major perequisite. also in psalms, he who findeth... etc. my one million questions are:
1. if God is a matchmaker, what is the essence of genotype test which is mandatory in most Pentecostal churches, is civilization more than God.
2. why is it that dere is always an alternative if the partner breakup before the marriage
3. why is it that some persons will claim that they find it difficult to love the person they see through revelation.
4. is marriage compulsory??
, if yes, why is it that most people that God used in the bible like Elijah,john,Ezekiel,Isaiah,Elisha, Paul etc did not marry.
if no, then, in my opinion, God doesn't match make.

pls mod, help forward it so as to gather opinions.

Tahrah:

where do u belong??

I’ve observed that in every department In school, there are this set of students you would always find in your department no matter what. Well, with enough said, let’s start from somewhere.
See below:
*1. THE S.U(s):*
These sets of students are always “spiritual” thus looking @ every other student in the class like sinners. Any small issue,they would start quoting bible!

*2. THE EFIWES/GURUS:*
Theses one’s are the first class students always reading at the slightest opportunity. At times,they make you look very unserious. They hardly joke/play in the class. Always reading!

*3. THE SLEEPING MACHINES :*
I have two of them in my department. Chai,they can sleep for Africa! Morning,afternoon or evening lectures,they are always dozing or sleeping like tomorrow no dey.

*4. THE DECEIVERS:*
I call them the deceivers Coz these sets of students are the most playful in class. Always too playful either lecture is on or not. The deceiving part of it is these people read like teracopy behind close doors,have good grades yet always too playful. Most times,they appear unserious but let result come out,you would be shocked to see them with the best grades. The foolish students joins them playing not knowing what He does behind closed door

*5. THE COOL DUDE/BAE:*
These ones hardly talks in class. They just enter,sit,write and leave the class. They only tend to talk with just two people in a class of 200

*6. THE WAVES STUDENT:*
You only see these ones whenever there’s test,pratical & exam. Sometimes,you wonder if truly they are students.

*7. THE CAUSE TROUBLE:*
At any slight opportunity,they don cause trouble. Fight with this,fight with that. Hardly will a week go by without them fighting anybody. They can also implicate the whole class at times.

*8. THE ACTIVISTS:*
this set of students hate cheating like mad. They challenge unserious lecturers,corrupt class reps who all they want is to milk you dry and yet embezzel course notes money. They challenge any decision that is against the interest of the students.

*9. THE OLODOs:* These ones no sabi anything! They can even tell you to spell their name for them or remind them their matric number. Sitting with such people during exams can be frustrating. They beg you to spell for them even after telling them answers!

*10. THE FRONT/BACK SITTERS:*
No matter the circumstances,these ones will always sit either in the front or at the back. Some even have permanent sit they assigned to themselves.

*11. THE FUNNY BONES:*
A day without them in class,it always boring. They can make joke out of anything! Even lecturers are aware of their humorous attitudes. No matter how the whole class is serious or tensed up,they would always make you laugh.

*12. LATE COMERS:* Morning,afternoon or evening,they are always late to lectures so much that lecturers know them as serial late comers.

*13. TALKATIVES:* Football,fashion,politics,celebrities,movies,lecturers,coursemates,they would always have something to talk about. They hardly keep quiet. They can talk from now till rapture comes.

marvin902:
whats the name if you dont mind me asking...

Yorubas will say "onibaara nbole nbo"" somebody shud help interprete in English.

this is total trash, do they give trophies for appearing 114 in champions league, or for scoring the 500th goal. u don't only judge player by goal scoring alone. let's judge by honors/trophies won. messi has won 32 honours/trophies in his 12 yrs career (2005-2017) he only went trophiless in 2007 throughout his career.
ronaldo just won his 25th honor/ trophy in his 15yrs of his career (2002-2017) he went trophiless in good five seasons; 2003,05,10,13, and 2015.

messi won five balloon Dior(4 on a roll which has never happened in the history of football) ronaldo has not won the 5th. with all these honours/trophies, it is obvious that messi is football personified while ronaldo is just an hard working player.

ezychris:
Football star, Cristiano Ronaldo whose name is written into just about every football record book there is, has on Saturday night added more to the growing list with Real Madrid’s victory against Juventus.


Below are five records he added just in one night:

1. He became the first player to score in three Champions League finals.

2. He beat Lionel Messi to finish as the top scorer in this season’s Champions League. He has now been top scorer in more Champions League campaigns than anyone else.

3. He scored the 600th goal of his career (for club and country combined). He also scored Real Madrid’s 500th Champions league goal.

4. He became the 20th player in history to win four or more European Cups

5. Ronaldo drew level with Raul on 144 Champions League appearances, putting him joint fourth on the all-time list.

Spectacular isn't it?

Source: http://www.ezydanielsblog.com/2017/06/see-5-records-cristiano-ronaldo-broke.html?m=1

this is total trash, do they give trophies for appearing 114 in champions league, or for scoring the 500th goal. u don't only judge player by goal scoring alone. let's judge by honors/trophies won. messi has won 32 honours/trophies in his 12 yrs career (2005-2017) he only went trophiless in 2007 throughout his career.
ronaldo just won his 25th honor/ trophy in his 15yrs of his career (2002-2017) he went trophiless in good five seasons; 2003,05,10,13, and 2015.

messi won five balloon Dior(4 on a roll which has never happened in the history of football) ronaldo has not won the 5th. with all these honours/trophies, it is obvious that messi is football personified while ronaldo is just an hard working player.

yrex01:
some guys will say cr7 made it at man.u now at REAL,. the que is which team was d best den at England MESSI Z JUST EVERYTHING IN FOOTBALL but CR7 z great also !!!

u nailed it

OVA200:
Is runner up a title? Juventus lost 5 consecutive champions league final and 6 final lose in total but they won maybe 2 Barca won 5 and lost maybe 1 or 2 now tell me which is a better side?

And moreover u20 and Olympic is not considered a major international trophy.


By the way please read my lengthy epistle of both of them above.

u made some reasonable points in the epistle u wrote but I disagree with some too.


if u claimed that Olympic and FIFA u 20 are not considered as international trophies, is euro dat ronaldo won considered one?? don't forget that euro is like Africa cup of nation limited to Europe alone. FIFA u20 and Olympic is not limited to a particular continent o.