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tenmariner:
I Neva in the first place addressed u abusively like u stated in your last statement. Discussing football on a faceless forum isn't tantamount to throwing caution into the wind. And yes, I am a United fan. Just maybe our current position got the wrong side of me.

I didn't abuse you, I only said I hate pessimists. I also called you a troll which you are. You are an arsenal fan oga. A pessimistic gayner.

tenmariner:
Our last 3 games. Walford could have pulled a draw. If we continue that way, very very dangerous

Do you handle your everyday life in such a pessimistic way too? I sincerely hope not.

tenmariner:
Lol.. So it's now we are just noticing that. Immediately we were so flat footed against arsenal and allowed that defeat I knew arsenal won't drop points again. They have one of the cheapest fixtures remaining and trust me, spurs and Chelsea will fight this till d end. We can as well kiss the top 4 bye bye

There are no group of people I hate most in this world than pessimists. What kind of rubbish talk is this? So arsenal won't drop points because you will be throwing the ball into the net for them? Oga you are an arsenal fan. On behalf of United fans worldwide I reject you. You belong to the gayners. You can as well kiss your sense goodbye. Fucking troll.

tenmariner:
Issokay... I am a United fan and our current style of play doesn't suggest we can put up that fight for top four

No make me vex oo. Which current style of play? What's our current style of play? You are judging based on only the Watford game? When we were obliterating teams where were you? All these trolls in fan's clothing.

MhisTahrah:
Do you even know what instruments I'm talking about here?

Gawd!When do we start?
I've done so many things (good stuff).I was wondering which one you heard.

Thanks mynd44.That was fast.

Maybe the instruments I am thinking of are different from what you have in mind oo. Be clearer, tell me in a more understandable language what instruments you are talking about.

You must be fully ready to receive the Holy Spirit before we start, so when we start depends on you. Prepare your body and soul and mind to receive him and tell me when you are ready for us to start. I will also have to prepare you for the miraculous and wonderful encounter ofcourse.

So you have been going about doing good huh? Oya start spilling, what have you been doing?

MhisTahrah:
The instruments you offered to donate are the only ones needed.


I no longer speak in tongues.

My what?What did I do?

Mami you have to work with me here. How can my instruments be enough?

Oh, I know the cause of that and I also have the perfect solution. You need intense evangelism. You need the kind of evangelism that will make you focus fully in the holy-spirit. I will intensely evangelise to you and ensure that the actions and words of the spirit are forever engraved in your memory. Infact, you are going to be so spirit filled after the evangelism that you are going to come for follow up by yourself. And trust me, you are gonna speak in new and powerful tongues. Tongues that only the heavens can understand. Also, anointing will definitely flow.

I was kidding, I didn't hear anything. Or did you do something?

SkimpleD:
You no wan dream again for life?

I have dreamt, now I want to actualize my dreams bro.

MhisTahrah:
Lol, you can donate instruments o.

Have I gone that far from the Holy Spirit.This follow up should be for new believers not backsliders like me.

I dey like Dele.

I will gladly donate instruments, but it is necessary that you donate too

Hmm, i don't really know how far you have fallen. Tell me how far you have fallen so i can decide if just evangelism is enough or follow-up is necessary. Follow-up can be for both new converts and backsliders na.

I have been hearing your scores, well-done.

SkimpleD:
My guy!

I think say your head no wan correct before ni.

By the way, make them just lose so that the 50k bet go dey draw near abi?

You get am The more they lose, the closer the 50k bet gets

But chelsea gats lose too oo

Useless thread



7000 though

SkimpleD:
Make Arsenal win?

You can't do that, you need arsenal to lose more than i do

Na mouth you dey

SkimpleD:
Happy new month scummies.

Happy new month you foul spirit

MhisTahrah:
No practical instruments ni o.

Do you 'evangelize' that well? I think I've been backsliding of late, maybe you could come and 'evangelize' to me too.

Now we here!How are you?

Madam you must be joking, with practical, everything necessary must be involved.

Hmm, i felt it in my 'spirit' that you have been backsliding. This is not even a matter of maybe, i am coming to 'evangelize to you as it is a matter of utmost importance. I will also follow up on your activeness after evangelizing because it is my duty to make sure you are 'active and spirit filled'

I am fine, been really busy lately. How are you?

nitrogen:
Mehn, this Pogba Na werey sha. He is going to Real Madrid.

Na you dey carry am go there?

Thecassanova:
I love your tears

Mugu

Chelseafan1:
I feel the pain on these Man utd and Arsenal fans.

We're making that top 4, na una two go comot.

You wan bet?

Thecassanova:
Let’s pretend you haven’t cheated a team before. We’ve all benefited from ref mistake before bros.

i will beat you oo. Cheats

SkimpleD:
Wetin you go like take to take cool down this hot afternoon?

Make dem arrange chilled anointing oil for you?

Chelsea's two fluke goals must be cancelled, only then will i cool down.

But just bring chilled hollandia, lemme manage it

SkimpleD:
Coman ‘Un-rob’ it

Thunder faya your left ball

Sorryball is here to stay

Thecassanova:


How Market haters?

Shut up you PDP supporter

So shameless you had to cheat poor cardiff city

Cardiff city has been robbed. Even Skysports deemed it a dubious equalizer.

PDP

Leyqute:
Home wrecker

But but, it's only night nurse i want na. it's not like i want to keep her, i will return her when she has finished treating me

airmark:
Sorry I don't have a nurse as lover. But I know someone who can help you with euthanasia.

Thunder will fire you

i don't need a medical nurse, i need a "bedical" nurse. cooperate na. You want me to die?

Oasis007:


E dey collect better Money nah, with no work like Nigerian Senators!

Big time yahoo yahoo

olabode89:
Lmao! Yeye

Gotcha

olabode89:
Lmao! Are you okay??

Dirty mind.


Thesaurus

Definitions of
preek
An address of a religious nature (usually delivered during a church service)
Synonyms:
boetepreek, boetpredikatie, donderpreek, donderspeech, homilie, kanselrede, leerrede, predikatie, redenering, sermoen, zedenpreek

Today is sunday, go and wash your mind in the blood of the lamb.

Who wants to suck preek?

These Mofos keep making it easier for Man utd to make top four.


Up Sorryball

Oasis007:
Madrid or PSG should pls come for Sanchez! Perhaps he should join Rooney, Ibra in the MLS, or at worst move to the Chinese League to join Oscar and Co.

Though I celebrated his Signing like of many of Dudes here, but he's signed up for short term fix and has honorably failed the Club - perhaps should not have played Piano during his Unveiling, rather jog with Ball!

What is honorable about his failure?

eph12:
Is there something you know that we're not aware of? I know you're not referring to airmark's newly wedded wife

I just want a night nurse to cure me of my persistent "strengthlessness" Newly wedded or not, night nurse is night nurse.

airmark:
You are always without strength, you better go and do medical checkup.

Send your lover to come and check me na. Na night nurse I need.