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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 4:56pm On Apr 10, 2019

sod09:
oga jorginho is a good player just because he failed in your system doesn't mean he's bad
guardiola wanted him before your club hijacked him, blame the system not him unless you telling us kante have a good season also.
At napoli he never played as a DM

So everybody Guardiola wants is automatically a good player? Guardiola also wanted Fred too you know?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 4:53pm On Apr 10, 2019

femiti:
....you may win the battle tonight but never the war ahead.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 4:51pm On Apr 10, 2019

SkimpleD:
Go take hot milk my guy.
After work today, fess sleep for like 2hours, shower then wake up around 10pm to check scores.

With that, you wee be alright

I no blame you, i no blame you at all. Na Smalling and Young i blame. If no be say them useless, you for no write us off like this. embarassed

Oh milk, i love milk cheesy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by LoRdCaT(m): 4:47pm On Apr 10, 2019

MhisTahrah:
Lol!I can hardly wait to be 'mesmerized and hypnotized'.

Don't mind me oo. I am ugly embarassed

You will run away if you see me. tongue

It will turn out like this:

+We plan to meet at Lekki conservation centre, you are eager to see me so you arrive there before me.+

LoRdCaT: Hello Ayo, where are you?

Tahrah: I am at the entrace, beside the black car, i am wearing a red crop top hoodie. I have been waiting for you.

LoRCaT: But i am 8 minutes early. I am sorry i kept you waiting though, i am walking towards you now.

Tahrah: Wait a minute, are you the one wearing the white T-shirt with the inscription "His royal awesomeness"?

LoRdCaT: Yes i am.

+Tahrah starts looking around and thinking of how to escape like she has been locked in The Escape room+ grin

LoRdCaT: Why are you looking around and pacing like that?

Tahrah: I need to get out of here, i just need to get out of here. grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 4:15pm On Apr 10, 2019

SkimpleD:
Lordcat my guy.

I come in peace.

You better start supporting united now before we disgrace Barcelona oo grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 4:13pm On Apr 10, 2019

Debroslink:
Even though I never underrated United in any of my post, it's good to realize that you admit United's slim chance tonight.

But then... I know in football anything can happen

Admit what? Where in my post did i admit any slim chance? Do you have problems with comprehension?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 4:12pm On Apr 10, 2019

Debroslink:
Which one be all these threats ehn? Just stay humble till after next week.

Stay humble say wetin happen? I repeat what dafuq is a barcelona? Does your brain have stomach ache? You stay humble you barcabot! tongue

Oh i was not threatening, i was making a promise.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 4:08pm On Apr 10, 2019

biomustry:
Same will happen to you though

Nothing of such will happen to me cool

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 4:06pm On Apr 10, 2019

SkimpleD:
Small thing just dey para you.

OYa put 10k for Messi not to score

You will be alright

Bros i no dey para, i no fit just let una dey troll us like that na. tongue

I no dey bet on wednesdays grin

I dey alright already joh. But we go beat barca sha.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 4:03pm On Apr 10, 2019

airmark:
Happy that you've got strength to type this. Have you started using Max ATP?

I had to pull out strength from nowhere to type that. tongue

I will now conserve my remaining strength so i can use it when we win tonight. cool

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 4:00pm On Apr 10, 2019

Unlimited22:
Bros, do what you want to do abeg. No energy to even read this long story.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 3:59pm On Apr 10, 2019

biomustry:
e go shock you double sha

Amen oo. I pray make e shock me double oo. I need blessings wey go shock me double tongue

If i receive blessings wey shock me double, then how you think say my enemies go react? na die them go just die na grin

Man Utd beating Barca and proceeding to the semi-finals of the UCL is one of those numerous double shocking blessings that i need cool

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 3:55pm On Apr 10, 2019

Unlimited22:
Excuse me, are you playing against Chelsea? And haven't you seen all my posts saying I'm behind United?

We are not playing against chelsea but you and your fellow shekpe drinkers have been camped on this thread since morning, trolling even before the match starts.

Oga you have been talking from both sides of your mouth all day. Pick a hustle and stand by it. You said that the final you all want to see is barca vs Juve, you are also definitely gon troll us if we lose. You only added that "i am behind united" part so you can say "i said so" if we win.

So you remember that we are not playing chelsea when i said i will troll you if we win but you conveniently forgot that we are not playing chelsea when you said you will troll us if we lose right? Oga park well. undecided

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 3:40pm On Apr 10, 2019

Debroslink:
You just stay for fence and troll whosoever fails tonight right?

My own is when man utd wanted to face Juventus, they bragged. When PSG came, they also bragged a lot.

Now Barcelona is in town, and all they do is to give quotable quotes or say things like "in football anything can happen" gimmicks.

What the Bleep is a Barcelona? the only Barcelona i know is the city in spain. tongue

Just pray you win today or today will be the last day you will log into Nairaland without fear.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 3:33pm On Apr 10, 2019

Mehn, see the way everybody is writting us off like barca has never been beaten. Them no even dey write off Sunderland like this if them wan play Man city. Well i like it though, the internet will literally shut down when we beat barca today, this is the perfect opportunity to shut these haters up forever.

PS: Airmark
SkimpleD
Unlimited22 and co. If we win today ehn, the way i go take troll una e go be like say chelsea lose 10-0 to Yeovil

As for Debroslink and his fellow barcabots that are already talking shit even the ball is kicked; if United by any chance wins today, i will burn your thread down, i will chase you all around Nairaland until you deactivate out of frustration.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by LoRdCaT(m): 2:29pm On Apr 10, 2019

MhisTahrah:
Nah, seeing is believing.

Blessed are those who believe without seeing for they shall win LoRdCaT's heart and be called his. tongue

If you wish to see my eyes before you believe then you must be ready to be mesmerized and hypnotized tongue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 2:23pm On Apr 10, 2019

biomustry:
E go be like this today

"Great tackle from matic
He pass the ball to pogba
Long pass to Martial
He dribbles pigue
Crossed to lukaku
What a lovely finish from Lukaaaaaakuuu!
Still 5 mins to go"

Man u 1-5 Barca

Ode

E go shock you like electric angry

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 2:20pm On Apr 10, 2019

slimghost:
He will surely grant your heart desires. Amen. But we will still beat Barca.

Amen.

Of-course we will beat Barca, Ole will shut them haters up today.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 12:13pm On Apr 10, 2019

Today is the day. It is either we beat Barcelona or they beat us. angry

E no dey pass like that. grin

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by LoRdCaT(m): 10:49pm On Apr 09, 2019

MhisTahrah:
How tall are you?What inspired your moniker?

I am about 6ft2in. My eyes inspired my moniker. You can guess how my eyes look right?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by LoRdCaT(m): 5:41pm On Apr 09, 2019

Nayo08:
;Da week abi

Yes oo. It might even take longer grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by LoRdCaT(m): 5:40pm On Apr 09, 2019

MhisTahrah:
No I want to marry you.

Hmm. Can you do snake in the monkey shadow style? That is a must have attribute for you if you want the privilege of being called my wife tongue

Tell me your age and abilities first and I might just consider you cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 5:35pm On Apr 09, 2019

slimghost:
Happy birthday Lordcat. Beating Barca tomorrow would be a perfect birthday gift for you.

Thanks bro.

Beating Barça will be a good gift but not the perfect gift. There is something bigger which I desire. God knows what I desire and I hope he gives me this perfect gift.

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Science/Technology › Re: Wild Boar Killed By Hunters In Abeokuta, Ogun State (Photos) by LoRdCaT(m): 11:01pm On Apr 08, 2019

mcyemite:
some myths have been proven to be true, fiction is just imaginary..

If something is proven to be true then it wasn't a myth in the first place.

Science/Technology › Re: Wild Boar Killed By Hunters In Abeokuta, Ogun State (Photos) by LoRdCaT(m): 10:51pm On Apr 08, 2019

mcyemite:
more of fictional creation

What is the difference? Are myths not fictional creations? You go Sabi do oversabi well well o.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 10:46pm On Apr 08, 2019

Kagd10:
Birthday boy, lordcat happy birthday. More grace to you.

Don't know much about the Aries. The ram. Learnt they are innocent, quiet but fierce. People such as Dangote, Tinubu,
Simi,Alexx ekubo etc al.

Which one are you?

Amen.

I am all of the above and some more grin

Thanks for the good wishes bro.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by LoRdCaT(m): 10:40pm On Apr 08, 2019

airmark:
Good gift from Hazard to lordcat, happy birthday to you.

Thanks for the birthday wish, but Hazard na fowl.

Science/Technology › Re: Wild Boar Killed By Hunters In Abeokuta, Ogun State (Photos) by LoRdCaT(m): 9:48pm On Apr 08, 2019

FriendNG:
I don't agree. We are not on the same level with them. Respecting their freedom is what makes us higher.

If we think and act like they do, then what's the difference?

I like wild animals, at least for the unborn generation to be able to appreciate nature.

Today we don't know what dragons are, what dinasours are. I'm afraid the next generation will only know elephant in Pictures and movies.

Which dragons? Dragons are just myths nigga.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by LoRdCaT(m): 9:45pm On Apr 08, 2019

Nayo08:
bro the cake hasn't arrived yet o

I ordered it from jumia. You know how they delay sometimes grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 9:43pm On Apr 08, 2019

pharod:
Happy birthday brotherly... You are blessed beyond measure...

Amen. Thanks bro

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 9:42pm On Apr 08, 2019

codedguy1:

Pharod has educated me grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 9:41pm On Apr 08, 2019

pharod:
I think it's Many Happy Returns...

Oh thanks.

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