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thepussyhunter:
well good to know

so you gonna tell me how she looks now?

Ask her bro, i have no idea

obainojazz:
You now agree you are murphy too.

I agreed to no such thing

HeyCorleone:
Murphy you're Murphy..

Okay. keep stamping your feet and yelling

diggz:
Lordcat why you no wan gree collect your Murphy jejely?

Na by force?

obainojazz:
You

You are day dreaming.

thepussyhunter:
oh.......so theres something "here" afterall

its alright bruv.........carry on

and i'm sorry

Lol.. i was flowing with the joke bro. Apologies are unnecessary.

thepussyhunter:
sorry man....its all a joke

but i why do i have a feeling you've seen a pic of tahra (like she willingly showed you with the condition of showing no one else) and you're angry cos i'm making it seem like you betrayed her trust and told me the size of he thompsons

Lol.. i know you are joking. There is no way i can tell you that because...

Tahra:
Cat,cat.

You know i didn't Tahra and i know you are joking.

obainojazz:
Lol. Leon definitely homo, Murphy must have changed. Leon now on a revenge mission.

You know the Murphy he speaks of?

HeyCorleone:
This is funny. Considering the fact that everyone thought you was gay.

You are making them think that

Ibime:
They are gay.

Leon talks like homo, and we already know Murphy aka LordCat is a Catfishing transgender.

god forbid that i leave all these sweet pussies for bony ass.

HeyCorleone:
At all.. Lordcat Murdith.. I remember you writing that down on the walls of 409 where I also inscribed my infamous moniker coupled with my million dollar quote.. I'm sure you remember that..

What's a murdith? i dont remember because i have never seen it.

obainojazz:
I've got this figured out....murphy and leon are partners. Murphy dumbed leon.

You be Weyrey; D Maybe You are right.



Leon are you heart broken? i am not your ex. o dig pussies only. find your Murphy somewhere else.

HeyCorleone:
You're associating yourself with the Yoruba tribe all in a bid to shake me off.

My name is Cat and i am a lord. I don't know your Murphy.

HeyCorleone:
So now you're forming Robert Langdon?? Please..

BTW did you finish that Percy Jackson series?

What's percy jackson?

HeyCorleone:
swear by the gods you're Murphy ..

which kind person be this nitori olorun.



I don't know your Murphy.

HeyCorleone:
Murphy Murphy..

You know you gave yourself away the moment I typed Phallus and you got my name..

I didn't get your name from You typing phallus, i got it from your moniker.

Ibime:
Randolph and Mortimer tingz.

Don't flatter him please.

HeyCorleone:
Murphy. Oya stop it..

You started it.

funlord:
What a name!

Lordcat? Why is a man with such a lofty title searching for you?

Bros i have no idea, i know the dude though. He has it hugeeeee

HeyCorleone:
Murphy quit messing with my head biko..

You are the one messing with your head.

JayKayMaybachz:
Hian

Abeg swear better swear for am.. Him no well

HeyCorleone:
Besides here it says you're most active in "Romance, EPL, and Religion" sections.. I gotta say that's typical agnostic Murphy..

So because i am active in Religion section that equals me being an agnostic? You are not serious. I am a Christian and i don't know your agnostic Murphy.

thepussyhunter:

i learnt from the naughtiest of dem all

and yea na im.........but i like boobz more and i hear (from lordcat) you've got some pretty huge grapes there

Please stop lying in my name..

thepussyhunter:
really? ..........so mrcat gave me the wrong info.........unless of course you lying and trying to play the "humble card"

And ermmm how 'bout we ask lord.cat who he calls "naughty girl"..........cos shes the one (the naughtiest of dem all)

Bro i know you are joking but please you are doing more harm than good here.

Tahra:
Mrcat told you that?Na wa o.Lordcat,come over.

I told him no such thing Tahra, he probably came across one of my posts.

Tahra:
You.

What did "me" do?

HeyCorleone:
That's why I said "except there's no haystack".. So you're basically a bare needle in a very obvious place to spot.

Anyways how're you, and how's your junior brother?

There was no need for the " haystack part"


Which brother? I am an only child.

diggz:
You are a good lady

Yes Daddy

Tahra:
I'm gonna pretend I didn't see this.

You can't pretend you didn't see it. But don't worry, not everything is meant for public view so we will revisit this, PRIVATELY.

thepussyhunter:
ur whatever you're doing with tahra
last i heard you guys were _____

Complete the sentence bros.

Tahra:
Mind your business.

You are my business


Ah, so you have a crush on him, interesting.