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PoliticsRe: Rivers Rerun: APC Leading PDP After Results In 11 Seats~The Cable by lordfizco(m): 1:00pm On Dec 12, 2016
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Ambode And D'banj Open Lagos Beach Soccer Tournament by lordfizco(m): 12:50pm On Dec 12, 2016
cheesy
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Ambode And D'banj Open Lagos Beach Soccer Tournament by lordfizco(m):
Éko for show grin

GOD bless Lagos

GOD bless Osun

GOD bless Oyo

GOD bless Ondo

GOD bless Ekiti

GOD bless Ogun

GOD bless YORUBALAND grin grin
PoliticsRe: Photos : Lagos CP, Fatai Owoseni Orders Release Of Woman Who Stole Plantain by lordfizco(m): 12:46pm On Dec 12, 2016
Hmmmm!!!! I pity the lady sha shocked
HungerBad huh
PoliticsRe: BREAKING : Army Stops Wike From Entering Phalga Collation Center by lordfizco(m): 12:06pm On Dec 12, 2016
If e misbehave kick his Ass undecided wike u never see anything grin
PoliticsRe: Photonews: Aregbesola Commissions Oodua 90.9 FM by lordfizco(m): 11:37am On Dec 12, 2016
Johnnyessence:
The governor of the state of Osun, Ogbeni Rauf Adesoji Aregbesola yesterday commissioned the Oodua 90.0fm radio station in Ile-Ife, Osun state. Pictures from the colourful event are below. http://osun.gov.ng/2016/12/12/photonews-aregbesola-commissions-oodua-90-9-fm/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=photonews-aregbesola-commissions-oodua-90-9-fm.
FamilyRe: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by lordfizco(m): 11:29am On Dec 12, 2016
9ise:
When she sent u on errand and u dare deliver d msg half way home on d top of ur voice, like:

you: moin mi, won ni oni #80 lo wa (my mum, she said she only has dt of #80)

den, she would not even reply til u enter. at dt point, ur excited mood would b quenched wif enuf ready made Ifoti n Abara.. she would b like:
mum: o shey lo gbe megaphone? (y dont u go announce it to d world?)

Love my mum gan
hahahahaha same with my mum to grin cheesy grin grin May God bless our mother's for us grin

In other news after ur mother give u IGBAJU OLOYI grin u will be like cheesy ....

FamilyRe: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by lordfizco(m): 11:16am On Dec 12, 2016
crusufixo:
Holy me....... i have laughed my a** out. haaa...... ... i laughed so hard that tears rolled down freely.......

Kai...... mehn....... this ya post is something else. Funny enough, you are not far from the truth

I have seen some yoruba mothers in my neighborhood beating their kids to the extent that one would think this kids were adopted or househelps

But then, if another person attacks these same children unjustly, she would pounce on them and possibly tear them down like angry lioness
na so my bro ooo cheesy grin
FamilyRe: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by lordfizco(m): 9:02am On Dec 12, 2016
YORUBA MOTHERS!!!
Yorùbá mothers are the best when it comes to child
upbringing.
Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps:
IGBATI,
IFOTI,
IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN,
IFAKUN,
ILADI,
ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you were adopted.
IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is that you will confess your sins
on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose
those who committed the crime with you without
hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new
pants.
Now ABARA is the worst.
Apart from all these, we have an advanced one which
is called IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and
your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be
looking for what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of the other
slaps aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI! It can reset someone to 3D
(DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home
and you will say it's in my pocket ma.
God bless our parents for the good upbringing.
If you were brought up in Yoruba land, regardless of
how caring your mother was, you'd have
encountered one of these slaps.
PoliticsRe: See What Was Done To A Young Thief Who Was Caught After Raping A Man's Wife.PICS by lordfizco(m): 10:45pm On Dec 11, 2016
ShootToKill:
Afeez the dirty yoruba muslim. e pain u? grin
find something tangible to do,idiot huh
PoliticsRe: See What Was Done To A Young Thief Who Was Caught After Raping A Man's Wife.PICS by lordfizco(m): 10:32pm On Dec 11, 2016
ShootToKill:
See him yoruba muslim face. Cursed people!
Igbo talking undecided cursed man.
PoliticsRe: See Photos Of Sen Akpabio Consoling Akwa Ibom Gov Over Church Building Collapse by lordfizco(m): 9:23pm On Dec 11, 2016
Nawa oh sad
PoliticsRe: Magnus Abe Of Apc Celebrates With His People After He Was Declared Winner by lordfizco(m): 8:16pm On Dec 11, 2016
Pidgin2:
Are the people celebrating with him there up to 100? You guys keep acting like novice, I don't know if it is presence or what? Go to Rivers state and see what is on ground instead of commenting from one remote village
chai!! see painment cheesy cheesy
Stop politics of hate undecided and go and sitdown.
PoliticsRe: (photo) Nigerian Police In 1948 During Colonial Era. by lordfizco(m): 7:59pm On Dec 11, 2016
cheesy cheesy grin grin yee my belle ooo.
PoliticsRe: Magnus Abe Of Apc Celebrates With His People After He Was Declared Winner by lordfizco(m): 7:43pm On Dec 11, 2016
Dats good,with all dia gra gra in river A.P.C still win huh
Wike grin how far cheesy https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ct420.gif
CelebritiesRe: Osuofia & Gov Ikpeazu At Best Of Nollywood Award In Aba Last Night(photos) by lordfizco(m): 2:21pm On Dec 11, 2016
EgusiSoup:
Igbo people and mediocrity.

Whatever we do in Lagos, they want to do too.

Proud Yoruba..
I wonder ooo undecided and if dem never come lagos dem never blow cheesy
PoliticsRe: Ooni Has Healed Nigeria’s Wound, Says Buhari by lordfizco(m): 8:44am On Dec 11, 2016
Presidiotbuhari:
Who's ooni?. Thunder fire buharii and that useless afonjanic ooni.......Old foools
e knw go better for obi of onitsha

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