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 Literature › Devilish Comedian The Sequel To Evil Comedian Episode 1 by Love2sing(op): 5:48pm On Mar 25, 2015 |
Otega, you have not told me why you came back home, or, has the university gone to mid term break? Angel asked, looking fearfully at her son who was lying like a NEPA pole on his bed with ear piece on his big head like that of a well known Nigerian musician. The boy was just nodding his head to the rhythm of what was coming out of the ear piece, maybe Daddy Showkey music. Am i not talking to you? She drew the ear piece from his tiny ears. Mummy, what is it na? He asked, getting up from the bed. Why are you here, are you not supposed to be in school after staying at home writing Jamb for 22 years? His mother asked. Yes, mummy, i am supposed o, but i have to enjoy house small for the last time before entering school finally na, allow me. He pleaded. This is not a good reason. She said. Okay! He said. Let me say the truth. Read more: www.njuwo.com/2015/03/devilish-comedian-sequel-to-evil.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland General › Photo: Two Storey Building On Fire In Okota, Lagos by Love2sing(op): 1:17pm On Dec 30, 2014 |
A two-storey building in Wilson Avenue, Taiwo bus stop along the Ago Palace way in Okota Lagos caught fire a few moment ago. Fire service needed urgently. Could this fire incident be as a result of carelessness from Read more: www.crownnewshour..com/2014/12/photo-two-storey-building-on-fire-in.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland General › Ebola: Female Health Worker Confirmed With Virus In Glasgow Gartnavel Hospital by Love2sing(op): 9:35am On Dec 30, 2014 |
Ebola is still hitting hard in Sierra Leone as a female health worker who returned from Sierra Leone on Sunday night was diagnosed with Ebola. Read more: http://crownnewshour..in/2014/12/ebola-female-health-worker-confirmed.html?m=1 |
| Literature › Being Wicked On Weekends Episode 6 by Love2sing(op): 11:46am On Dec 27, 2014 |
She started talking, Ofego you are stupid, you are a village man, you are an uncivilized cow, is this is ice cream? This is yoghurt! You don't even know the difference between a yoghurt and an ice cream and you call yourself a man. Are they not all the same, if you don't want to lick, give it back to me. Just because I bought an appertizer for you before the main event which is the fast food ice cream, you are insulting me, I don't blame you, it's the love that I have for you I blame. Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/being-wicked-on-weekends-episode-6.html?m=1 |
| Family › A Friend Did This On Christmas Day by Love2sing(op): 6:54am On Dec 26, 2014 |
This morning, I called my friend Ojobo and said, Hello Ojobo! He said, Yes Ofego, what is it? I said, you were so drunk last night. He said, Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/a-friend-did-this-on-christmas-day.html?m=1 |
| Phones › Wonders Shall Never End MTN Customer Care Agent Also Needs Free Browsing Code by Love2sing(op): 2:25pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
I called MTN customer care to request for something. They picked and said, Ye'llo! Welcome to MTN customer care, my name is Chima, how may I help you? Eh-en bros. I said. I heard there is one latest cheat in town now, Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/wonders-shall-never-end-mtn-customer.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland General › My Father Wants To Take My Girl From Me by Love2sing(op): 11:51am On Dec 23, 2014 |
I went to my father and asked, Daddy, what do I give my girlfriend as Christmas gift? He asked, How does she look? Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/my-father-wants-to-take-my-girl-from-me.html?m=1 |
| Education › What She Brought by Love2sing(op): 11:20pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
The School Of Agriculture's Dean Of Admissions, Abraka, Delta State University, was interviewing a newly admitted student. He asked, Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/what-she-brought.html?m=1 |
| Family › How My Grandpa Did Not Share His Properties To The Wrong Hands In The Family by Love2sing(op): 4:16pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
For sometime, my Grandpa was having serious hearing problems as he got old. He finally decided to go see a doctor. Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/how-my-grandpa-did-not-share-his.html?m=1 |
| Family › This Is What U Get When U Convince Ur Fiance To Join Ur Church Before Marrying U by Love2sing(op): 1:00pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
My sister who is of marriageable age came home happily and informed mummy that she had met a man who would marry her. Is he a catholic? Mummy asked. No, he is not. She said. Then try to convert him. Mummy adviced. All right mummy. She said. After some months, she came back crying. Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/this-is-what-you-get-when-you-convince.html?m=1 |
| Family › What My Three Years Old Son Said To Me by Love2sing(op): 8:47am On Dec 18, 2014 |
My three years old son who just started school came back from his first day in school and I asked him, What did you do in school today? He shrugged his shoulders and said, Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/what-my-three-years-old-son-said-to-me.html?m=1 |
| Literature › Christmas Hullabaloo Episode 4 by Love2sing(op): 7:55am On Dec 18, 2014 |
What are you doing here? How did you find us? Where is Ofego? Toothpick asked. I'm here! Ofego came out of hiding. What is this little witch doing here? He asked. That's what I'm asking her o. Toothpick said. I followed you people! Oreva baby said. Let's go, let's go, their native doctor father is coming with his juju. Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/christmas-hullabaloo-episode-4.html?m=1 |
| Health › Medical Doctor Goes Back To Medical School To Start All Over Again Cause Of Dis by Love2sing(op): 6:47pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
My father was in the hospital last friday for check up. The doctor asked; Do you do exercises daily for good health? He replied, Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/medical-doctor-goes-back-to-medical.html?m=1 |
| Health › How Police Were Scared Of Ebola When It Was In Nigeria by Love2sing(op): 5:07pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
A Policeman stopped a man at a checkpoint; Hey, Mr Man, park there, park, I say park! Officer, good morning! The man said. What is good about the morning? The police asked. Officer please, I am not well. You are stupid, how does that concern me? The police shouted. Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/how-police-were-scared-of-ebola-when-it.html?m=1 |
| Family › Getting A Life by Love2sing(op): 4:45am On Dec 04, 2014 |
Demola and I have been married for three years now. Ever since I came into his house as wife, everything changed. It seemed he already gave me all he could give while we were dating. Demola never stopped caring for me, but he starved me of attention and intimacy. We had sex only when he felt like. We were living like we stumbled on each other in the house. Read more: http://www.mynaijastories.com/getting-life/ |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Love2sing: 4:44am On Dec 04, 2014 |
GETTING A LIFE --------------- ------------ Demola and I have been married for three years now. Ever since I came into his house as wife, everything changed. It seemed he already gave me all he could give while we were dating. Demola never stopped caring for me, but he starved me of attention and intimacy. We had sex only when he felt like. We were living like we stumbled on each other in the house. Read more: http://www.mynaijastories.com/getting-life/ |
| Literature › Insult Of The Highest Order by Love2sing(op): 4:00pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
I saw two little boys from afar across the street fighting, and ran to separate them. They started staring at the me. The first said to the second, You see what I was telling you. You see, I told you, here it is. Now you are seeing it clearly now. Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/insult-of-highest-order.html?m=1 |
| Literature › The Faith Angle Episode 3 by Love2sing(op): 8:52am On Dec 01, 2014 |
The hustling and bustling never ends in Warri central park. The drivers, conductors, passengers, hawkers, pickpockets, touts, hawkers, beggars and all sorts of humanity mingle in the open space. Ejiro was busy calling in passengers into an 18 seater bus. The commission for a loading a bus was N100 naira. If he had luck was on his side, he could load ten buses before midday and earn N1000. The competition was stiff. This was Warri where everyone was looking out for himself. The driver of the vehicle was a burly looking fellow. He sat on a bench in one of the food joints in the motor park gobbling up a plate of eba and egusi soup. “Abraka! Abraka! Abraka!” He called out to a man on black traditional attire with a bowler hat. Read more: http://www.mynaijastories.com/faith-angle-3/ |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Love2sing: 5:24am On Nov 30, 2014 |
MONEY MAKING IDEAS 101 --------------- ------------ Here are some money making tips for you. You can take them with a pinch of salt or with a cube of sugar. ***************** - Become a dating guru It is no secret that some people have a natural ability of attracting the opposite sex and are more successful at dating. There are guys who walk into a room, an occasion, a party etc and when they leave, they leave with twenty phones numbers gotten from the ladies in the room while others struggle to get a single phone number. This is not fair o! If you are good at attracting the opposite sex you should let in your friends on your secrets for a fee. Become a dating guru! Even if the last time a girl agreed to go out with you was 15 yrs ago in your village, you can still pose as a dating guru. I tell you there are thousands of lonely people out there looking for love. Read more: http://www.mynaijastories.com/money-making-ideas-101/ |
| Health › Why You Should Have A Pot Belly by Love2sing(op): 5:14am On Nov 30, 2014 |
Pot bellies also known as beer bellies are common sights these days especially among the male population. The craze for 6 pack abs seems to be dying down among the men folk. The pot bellies I am referring to in this context are the ones that come as a result of dietary choices and behavior not the ones that are symptoms of kwashiorkor disease or the ones sent in by spiritual forces from the village. Do you have a pot belly? Don’t deny it! A pot belly is a hollow chamber used for storing beer, odeku, isi ewu, akpu etc. It is located in the abdomen region of the body. What causes pot bellies? Read more: http://www.mynaijastories.com/pot-belly/ |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Love2sing: 5:13am On Nov 30, 2014 |
WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE A POT BELLY --------------- ------------ Pot bellies also known as beer bellies are common sights these days especially among the male population. The craze for 6 pack abs seems to be dying down among the men folk. The pot bellies I am referring to in this context are the ones that come as a result of dietary choices and behavior not the ones that are symptoms of kwashiorkor disease or the ones sent in by spiritual forces from the village. Do you have a pot belly? Don’t deny it! A pot belly is a hollow chamber used for storing beer, odeku, isi ewu, akpu etc. It is located in the abdomen region of the body. What causes pot bellies? Read more: http://www.mynaijastories.com/pot-belly/ |
| Family › The Hidden Strategies For Attracting A Rich And Handsome Bachelor For Marriage by Love2sing(op): 5:05am On Nov 30, 2014 |
Hello ladies I am hiding somewhere to type this write up. This is because I am being pursued by scores of angry wealthy young bachelors who are furious over my insistence on leaking these hidden secrets to you all. I have chosen to leak these secrets because if I don’t take care of my single female friends, who else will? My dear young lady do you want to get married to a rich man? Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/the-hidden-strategies-for-attracting-a-rich-and-handsome-bachelor-for-marriage/ |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Love2sing: 5:04am On Nov 30, 2014 |
THE HIDDEN STRATEGIES FOR ATTRACTING A RICH AND HANDSOME BACHELOR FOR MARRIAGE --------------- ------------- Hello ladies I am hiding somewhere to type this write up. This is because I am being pursued by scores of angry wealthy young bachelors who are furious over my insistence on leaking these hidden secrets to you all. I have chosen to leak these secrets because if I don’t take care of my single female friends, who else will? My dear young lady do you want to get married to a rich man? Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/the-hidden-strategies-for-attracting-a-rich-and-handsome-bachelor-for-marriage/ |
| Literature › The Faith Angle Episode 2 by Love2sing(op): 9:25am On Nov 27, 2014 |
THE FAITH ANGLE Episode 2 --------------- ------------ #21 Oleh street was a long block of one bedroom apartments built facing each other in a square pattern. The compound was fenced round by a low un-plastered cement wall. Two flats were self contained while the rest were single rooms with occupants sharing toilet facilities. The toilet was a pit latrine located at the back of the compound. It was separated from the rest of the buildings by a tiny clump of bush and plantain trees. The shared bathroom; a small aluminium roofed enclave fenced around by cement wall stood behind the toilet. Ejiro pushed open the creaky black gate and walked into the compound. Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/faith-angle-2/ |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Love2sing: 9:18am On Nov 26, 2014 |
How to Protect Google AdSense Account From Invalid Clicks --------------- ------------ For an ordinary blogger, Google Adsense is the most easily and the most trusted means to make money through blogging. Nowadays, getting Google Adsense approval is somewhat hard, especially in some selected countries. And moreover, even if you get your adsense account approved, the next threat against your account is about getting banned. Read more: http://clearsoft.org/how-to-protect-google-adsense-account-from-invalid-clicks/ |
| Webmasters › Low Adsense Earnings ? How To Increase by Love2sing(op): 8:58am On Nov 26, 2014 |
Low Adsense Earnings ? How to Increase --------------- ------------ For an ordinary blogger, Google Adsense is still the best and most easily accessible means, to make money through blogging. Among st the PPC advertisers out there, Google Adsense provides the best rates to its publishers, that too with a great variety of advertisements. Moreover, the trust in Google, makes many bloggers opt for Google Adsense over the others.if you are facing low adsense earnings, you can increase the same with some tips. Still, many bloggers do not make much money out of Google Adsense. Making money out of Google Adsense is easy, if you follow this correct tactics. Read more: http://clearsoft.org/low-adsense-earnings-how-to-increase/ |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Love2sing: 8:57am On Nov 26, 2014 |
Low Adsense Earnings ? How to Increase --------------- ------------ For an ordinary blogger, Google Adsense is still the best and most easily accessible means, to make money through blogging. Among st the PPC advertisers out there, Google Adsense provides the best rates to its publishers, that too with a great variety of advertisements. Moreover, the trust in Google, makes many bloggers opt for Google Adsense over the others.if you are facing low adsense earnings, you can increase the same with some tips. Still, many bloggers do not make much money out of Google Adsense. Making money out of Google Adsense is easy, if you follow this correct tactics. Read more: http://clearsoft.org/low-adsense-earnings-how-to-increase/ |
| Family › An Easter Miracle by Love2sing(op): 8:41am On Nov 26, 2014 |
AN EASTER MIRACLE --------------- ------------ Don’t think for a moment I never felt the pain You can’t imagine The hurt and the shame They put the nails through my hands Pierced my side, please understand It wasn’t easy, but it was worth it!” Vivian sang into the microphone alternating her rich alto voice as the tempo of the worship session increased. She was the lead vocalist of the church choir. The choir members looked splendid in their shiny black and white outfit with a touch of blue. It was a medium sized choir of 20 singers and a rich variety of musical instruments. It was a Good Friday evening service at HALLWAY BIBLE CHURCH Markudi. Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/easter-miracle/ 1 Like |
| Education › The Cell Membrane by Love2sing(op): 5:05am On Nov 24, 2014 |
THE CELL MEMBRANE --------------- ------------ “What is the function of the cell membrane?” Dr Philips Edoza threw the question to the students in the lecture hall as he gazed down on them from his elevated position. It was a sultry Monday afternoon and the sun was up in the sky blazing down on the earth. Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/the-cell-membrane/ |
| Health › In A Bid To Please Himself Man Ends Life by Love2sing(op): 8:45am On Nov 21, 2014 |
In A Bid To Please Himself Man Ends Life --------------- ------------ As the days go by, strange things are happening in this world of ours. We are really at the endtime. Just to please himself, see what a man did to himself. The man was at Elegushi Beach strolling around. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/in-bid-to-please-himself-man-ends-life.html?m=1 |
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