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Hiro2:
Just been reading comments since. Really love it tho'; Loyalblak n tophylee, una eh. Ur own tom n jerry fit lead to better thing sha (u knw what I mean). Carlosta, na u b boss na, as na u teach, let loyalblak show u say e don really learn. Taiocol n francistony, una 1 dy do lyk oyinbo boyz 4us bah? U no fit dy yab smal smal 4 pidgin. I adjourned ur case. Xavier!!!!! The G! I see u boss. Just leave loyalBlacky alone o; e go reap him fruits. To my seniormen; taylor n dapson. Fencing n wiring? Lyk criously? Its damn funny if u ask me. Mek una calm down o, na evry1 b king for him land.
Now unto the main matter.
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I sight yu brotherly...

firstEVA:
Is there any man who would not think this is too much? what is this for?

she cant hug, she cant run, she cant exercise, she cant sleep with her chest down, what is this for actually, i dont get it.

Not too much for...

“Bigger is better” is a good philosophy to live by.

Those people have obviously never heard of Mayra Hills.

Hills, professionally known as “Beshine,” is a German “model” who you probably won’t find populating the pages of your favorite fashion magazines anytime soon.

This is because Beshine is known for having the largest pair of fake breasts in the world, and there’s not a piece of designer clothing big enough to cover them.

You probably have a few questions, and while I won’t be able to answer “Why? Just… why?,” I can tell you that her measurements are 59-28-36, with her 32Zs (or a Bleep cup) weighing in at a total of 40 pounds.

If you’ve ever wanted to see what someone would look like with two overinflated beach balls stuffed into the front of her shirt, you’re in luck.

tophylee:
#Rotfl#. See shade eh! No, its 0.2g that my own network provides o! ....Lol... And why did you decide to shout the second part eh?! Cool your jets abeg o.....

Hmmmmm.... at least you don confirm say I no be robot

DrHost:
Pls if you wrote phy chem
bio nd eng in last post utme
pls kindly drop any que u
remember....... Please

The tin is,,,,just touch evry aspect.....dnt just focus on e.g{organic chemistry alone}

MY £200

XavierG:
The ministry is moving..



For some guys

XAVIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WHY YU DEY TALK LIKE..............





PALMWINE TAPPER NA...

u dey fall ma hand oh

dnt yu want ur ministry to move ni

@AIGEMARS I tink I spelt it wrong...



is dat really ur pinchure?

carlosta:
Loyalbalk007 you've touched so many places here on nairaland. Quite an active lad here.
Oh wait lemme check those u follow

Oops same old story Not a single dude

Bfr nko, man no be firewood

COMMENT LOADING....


WETIN I GO TALK SEF

U ALMOST NAILED ME


AM JUST LEARNING DAT ASPECT FROM MY BOSS









YOU!!!!!!!

1. The people who make your life more stressful.

Stress isn’t necessarily a bad thing — in fact, it’s what you make it out to be. If you believe stress is bad for you, then it will be bad for you. If you use stress as the motivator it is, to motivate you to act, then stress can actually be rather healthy.

However, you should aim to only be stressed by situations and not by people. If you have people in your life who are constantly managing to stress you out, that’s your mind telling you — and trying to motivate you — to remove them from your life.

Life is stressful as it is. You don’t need someone making it more so.


2. The people who use you.

To be fair, everyone uses everyone — and usually it’s OK. We interact with others because we find that it will benefit us in some way. If we didn’t believe it would, then we wouldn’t find sufficient reason to interact with them.

Sometimes we find people in our lives who use us in ways that end up hurting us. Most people will use us and by doing so, either maintain or improve our wellbeing.

Then you have those toxic individuals who use you and leave you worse off, sucking you dry and feeding off you like a parasite.

These sorts of people have no place in your life; don’t bring them into 2015.


3. The people who don’t respect you.

Every respectful person deserves to be respected in return; that’s how respect works. If you find that you have a person or people in your life who have difficulty giving you the respect you give them, tell them to buzz off.

Have enough respect for yourself to never allow others to disrespect you and remain a part of your life.


4. The people who always manage to hurt you.

People can be silly sometimes. The people we keep a part of our lives are the people we care about — or at least, that ought to be the case. Some of these individuals, sadly, end up hurting us and causing us pain.

The problem is that when others cause us pain, we’re reminded of how much those people mean to us. If they could hurt us emotionally, we must care for them and what they think of us a great deal — so we allow them to remain a part of our lives.

Often, we’ll even allow these individuals to take up more room. People hurt other people — it’s just the way the world works. But if you have someone in your life who can’t manage to stop hurting you, do yourself a favor and cut that person off.

Pain is only good if it teaches you a lesson. In this case, the lesson is to stop allowing others to use you as a punching bag.


5. The people who can’t seem to stop lying to you.

Everyone lies. In fact, within the first few minutes of meeting a new person, that person is likely to lie to you a handful of times. Most lies are harmless, but that all changes when the people who are lying to you are the people you trust.

Fill your life with trustworthy people and you’ll be far better off. You can find lies just about anywhere. Finding the truth, on the other hand, is much more rare.


6. The people who smile to your face and then insult you behind your back.

These are the scum of the scum, cowards that don’t have the guts to speak their minds. These individuals enjoy pretending to be your friend while telling the rest of the world that you’re a piece of sh*t.

These people will ruin your reputation and, as most of us now know, reputation matters a whole lot in the world we live in. Only idiots would start a new year with these sorts of individuals in their life.


7. The people who don’t care about you, but love to pretend they do.

We’ve all had people in our lives who act like our friends only when it’s convenient for them.

These toxic individuals are “pseudo friends” — a lot of fun to hang out with, and more than willing to accept help, but when you need their help they’re miraculously nowhere to be found.

These individuals are especially toxic because they give you the illusion of a safety net. You think you can lean on them for support, but when you reach for their shoulder, you fall over and hit the ground.


8. The people who drag you back into your old lifestyle.

Life is only interesting and exciting if it’s constantly progressing. Only when we’re constantly moving forward, constantly improving ourselves and our surroundings, are we able to find contentment and happiness.

Most people always manage to keep people in their lives who are holding on to the life you once had.

You have worked hard to progress and make changes, but these individuals prefer life the way it used to be, and do their best to bring you back to the cave you just crawled out of.

Be wary of these folks, they’re often difficult to pinpoint and always manage to revert the progress you worked so hard to make.


9. The people who hold you back.

There’s a fact to life that I’ve grown to accept over the past few years — a fact that isn’t especially pleasant, but nonetheless necessary to accept as truth: Many people in your life, the people you call friends, shouldn’t be a part of your life.

As time passes, we change as individuals. Our hopes and goals change, often leaving the relationships we have in place outdated.

Many of the people in your life likely don’t want to live the life you’re building for yourself. Because they’re egocentric, they’ll do their best to create their version of their ideal life and drag you into it.

Most times, people fail to create the life of their dreams because they surround themselves with people aiming for something entirely different.

If your goals aren’t aligned, your lives aren’t either.


10. The people just taking up space.

Everything in life is limited. Resources are limited. Time is limited. Space is limited. What you can accomplish within a lifetime is limited. We can’t, and never will be able to, have it all.

This is why you have to be very careful with not only what you choose to do, but with whom you choose to do it with.

You can only maintain a handful of strong relationships at any given time — you just don’t have the time, energy or mental focus to handle more.

If you’re filling your life with half-assed individuals, you’re bound to create a half-assed life. If someone isn’t adding to your life, then, by default, they’re taking away from it.

tophylee:
#Rotfl#. See shade eh! No, its 0.2g that my own network provides o! ....Lol... And why did you decide to shout the second part eh?! Cool your jets abeg o.....

hmmm...............

O ga ooh

tophylee:
Maybe that's cos you're still a faceless phantom?.... #giggles....... You know what to do.

my pic has been there since,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, AM NOT A ROBOT

GUESS ITS NETWORK{1G}

SEE YABBING,,,
NA WA OH

tophylee:
What Here?! Nah nah nah. I was referring to your whatsapp profile joor.

Madam I neva c ur msg ooh

Eversmiling1:
alryt have added u ..adeyemi aisha adebimpe is ma facebook id....

1. Avoid the boys who brag about constantly drinking/smoking/partying.

Cue the eye-rolls because we all know these guys. They’re the ones who show up 20 minutes late to class every day because they were binge-drinking until 4 am.

They’re also the guys who drop “trill” and “swag” and “dope” in every other sentence.

Alright, so I may be generalizing, but you get the point, right? Chances are, these are the boys who are only looking for a hookup or are way too busy figuring out when the next EDM concert is.


2. Listen to what he says.

Is he saying things like, “That girl is ratchet,” or calling you a “slut” or “bitch”? This matters! If he is saying this about others, imagine what he could say about you. It’s all about respect, ladies.


3. Watch out for the guy who says all the right things.

This is the guy who knows exactly what to say, when to say it and how to say it. He’s a smooth talker and chances are, he’s said this to many girls before you (and will to many after you, too).

Watch out for lines like, “I just had to come over and say ‘hi’ to you,” or “You’re the most beautiful woman in the room.”

Now, listen up, ladies, don’t automatically dismiss a man if he drops one of these lines — they may be genuine after all. Just be smart and don’t be fooled easily.


4. The nice guy isn’t always so nice.

He may just be a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Trust me, I’ve learned this lesson the hard way (one too many times).


5. If it’s past 10 pm, then it’s not a date.

If you actually like this man, don’t respond to his late-night text asking, “Wyd?” because chances are, he doesn’t just want to hear about your day.

I hate to break it to you, but he’s not just inviting you over to watch Netflix, like he claims.

So, unless you’re ready for that next level, I’d suggest meeting up with him at a different time. Preferably lunch. Or dinner. Or anything not last minute.


6. Repeat after me: “I will not stalk him on Instagram.”

This one is pretty self-explanatory. Don’t go crazy and look up every tiny detail about your man.

So, he still has some pictures up with his ex and has one too many pictures of him with his mom. Just stop. For your sake, don’t do it.


7. What does he want from you?

Does he just want sex? Are you only a rebound? Ladies, what are his intentions?! Don’t let him string you along on a series of “hangouts” and “meet-ups.”

If you’re unsure of where you stand with him, just ask. If it’s not what you want, then move on.


8. At the end of the day, just go for it.

You can’t know who someone is based on first impressions alone, so take the time to get to know him if you’re interested.

You never know; he might turn out to be the worst date you’ve ever had (which makes for a good story), or he may turn out to be a genuinely good guy.


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DollyParton1:
Am the baby of the house. And I never experienced these..
Well, except the you are next ish.and of course am next after my immediate elder sibling.

REALLY?

carlosta:
What's going on
Hmmm you wan kill two birds with one stone
Here no be dating site oo
#joking

OGA....WISH WAY NA...no b me first talk to the chic nii



#KIDDING

tophylee:
Lol....... No profile photo though........ What's up with that....... Looks very queer if you ask me. Oya fix one and reveal yourself before I send a message.

but emmm you dnt av a photo here on nairaland

tophylee:
Lol....... No profile photo though........ What's up with that....... Looks very queer if you ask me. Oya fix one and reveal yourself before I send a message.

I don sheynge am naaaa lmao!!!

tophylee:
Not @ all.......let me have your number.

MATURED MINDS!!!
Ooooooooooosheeeeeyyyy!!!!
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Being the baby of the family isn’t always as glamorous as many people think.

For years, oldest and middle children have been claiming that the youngest “gets away with everything” and is “clearly the favorite.”

They have a sort of prejudice against the babies of the family, and it’s time the issue was addressed. What they don’t realize is that being the last born comes with its own set of problems.

Don’t let the stereotype fool you. Here are nine struggles that only the youngest child will understand:

1. If your older siblings were captains of their sports teams or super geniuses in high school, you live in their shadows.

Even if your parents don’t admit it, they noticed. And, so did everyone else. They noticed when you didn’t make the varsity team or honor roll. How could they not? Your older siblings breezed through high school successfully.


2. You’re expected to attend as good of a college as your older siblings.

If your older sibling goes to Harvard, you better be prepared for Yale. Or Princeton. Or anywhere of equal academic standing. You can’t be the one to break the Ivy League streak. You just can’t.


3. Once your siblings leave for college, you’re the only one left for your parents to focus on.

And, oh, do they ever. Your parents focus all of their time and energy on you once your siblings move out.

You’re the only thing between them and an empty nest, so they cling to you for dear life. They need to know where you are, whom you’re with and what you’re doing at all times.


4. People blatantly refer to you as “[insert older sibling’s name here] little sister or brother.”

You have a name. Seriously, you got one at birth. Just like everyone else. It’s right there on your birth certificate. It would be cool if people could learn it and then use it when they talk to you.


5. If they aren’t referring to you as your sibling’s little sister or brother, they are referring to you as your sibling.

One name is easier anyway, isn’t it? It’s totally understandable that people just lump you and your older sibling under one name. Hey, sometimes even your parents accidentally do it. Your actual name isn’t that important, anyway.


6. You’re tired of hearing, “You know, when your older sister/ brother was your age…”

Well, he/she is not your age anymore. He/she is older. So, let’s all do a Queen Elsa and let it go. You are constantly subjected to speeches about what your siblings accomplished by the time they were your age and you’re sick of it.


7. You wore more hand-me-downs than you can even remember.

While your siblings got to go out and buy all new clothes, you were the lucky recipient of his/her old stuff. Worn-out t-shirts, stretched-out pants and whatever else was in his/her closet is now all yours to wear. Yay.


8. You have to hear people constantly tell you, “You’re next!”

No matter the occasion – your older brother’s wedding, your older sister’s baby shower, etc. – you will be told you are next. Your older siblings got married and are having babies, so you should be right behind them. No pressure, though.


9. Your parents baby you, no matter how old you are, and not always in a good way.

Since you’re the youngest, you’re clearly the most incapable. Even though you are a young adult, there’s simply no way to know how to do anything on your own.

1. Chivalry is only dead if you let it die.

2. You can’t redo the most important moments in life. So do them right the first time around.

3. You shouldn’t date only for the sake of dating.

4. The way you see the world is your own personal version of the world — no one else shares the same exact version of reality.

5. It’s impossible to fail if you refuse to give up.

6. Often, we find that wrong decisions were what led us to the right place.

7. If your life is easy, then you’re not trying hard enough.

8. The “One” exists, but there’s more than just one of them out there.

9. If you keep sending nude pics, there’ll be no reason to want to see you naked in person.

10. If people aren’t adding to your life, they’re taking away from your life.

11. There are always opportunity costs; you can’t have it all.

12. Your health should always be your first priority.

13. Intelligence can be bought — and for a lot less than a college education.

14. America is no longer the greatest country in the world — at least not objectively.

15. Religion is both the greatest good and the greatest evil in the world.

16. Your religion isn’t any better or more righteous than anyone else’s. It’s just a different version of the same theory.

17. Humans aren’t any better than animals. We’re just smarter; there’s a difference.

18. People are mostly made by nurture, not nature.

19. There’s always another way to skin that cat.

20. Sex can be a beautiful thing, but it won’t be beautiful on its own.

Lexxybooy:
yollo! Waddup mahn

my boss

tophylee:
Lol..........I was only responding in kind o....

Du u mind if we chat on whatsapp pls?

NEXT...

LIKE IF U THINK NEUER WILL WIN

na wa ooh

I GUESS THERE SHOULD BE A THREAD FOR 2015/2016 POST UME....SO PLEASE,TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN..ABEG..MAKE UNA NO DERAIL THIS THREAD...NA BEG I DEY BEG

tophylee:
Yeah.......I guess so too.

I guess ur really funny

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av worked there b4..very nice place..
that's if you ar interested..