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cue64:
then u should proly listen to k Dots early works, like
vanity Slaves
night of a living junkies
and determined

Somebody that went to school is calling Kendrick Lamar a commercial rapper
I no blame that guy

sarmiie:
Yeah I see your point.....even though j.Cole is arguably as good as kendrick, people still d*ckriding kendrick like he's the second coming of Christ!!!!

You obviously don't know who Kendrick is
Nigga had two of his songs competing against each other for Rap song of the year last grammies
Won 3, got 13 nominations
Cole got just 3nominations, same number Kendrick won
Cole started way before Kdot and he's like 3yrs older too but the legends of rap I.e. Dr Dre, Snoop Dogg and others gave him the name "The God MC" because no one does it better.
But Jcole is insanely good too and they both close friends
Just saying

ts hard out here for a love-vendor in these streets, from where I stand unlooking the various hundreds before me, I've come to notice that in my school, boys outnumber girls like 50:1, this is the sole reason it is hard out here for a love-vendor. Five years have come and gone and we're counting the last days before we leave this place, I can't help but regret all the time I wasted chasing after girls, I know regretting is not a good thing but bruh I regret every minute of it, five years of chasing after numerous girls and the only thing I have to show for it is a very low cgpa, I was sitting in church on July 12, 2015 and I remember vividly how the memories came back flooding my thoughts, the face of every girl I have ever hit on came to line up in front of me like some kind of transparent bio data of rejection. Questions like "was it worth it?" and "did I put enough work in"? always flooded my brain, how much money and man hours have gone to waste, only God knows, sometimes I've put myself in harms way just for a girl that never called back. Why did I do all these?, was it the feeling of being loved, wanted?, I don't see myself as a needy person but the picture of myself being painted disgust looks at.
Masturbation became an acceptable substitute for sex, telling myself that it keeps me from having sex with the wrong person knowing fully well its a lie, i couldn't even get ugly girls to f**k me, I now know the name of various pornstars and think its ok to use their pictures as wallpapers to justify my actions. I even follow them on Instagram. Where is my self esteem?
I run after girls I shouldn't even be seen talking to on a daily basis, take insults from girls younger than my younger brother just because I fear rejection, Desperation has turned me into a needy person, I've become a slave to the maiden that once begged to serve me, and she is ruthless with her power, but if she was smart, she would know that no amount of punishment can kill a slave looking forward to his release date.
Currently sitting on a chair sipping white wine, I snap out of my reminiscing, things I thought I wanted don't seem so important anymore, my phone is flooding with messages from girls I thought I never had a chance with.
What more cam I say
THESE THINGS HAPPEN

33bandit:
I can totally relate to the first story ..lol lesson learned tho .be a bad boi at all cost

That's the only way out of the friendzone

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What's the most effective way to escape the friendzone?

Bad Romance
"I do"
She said as she beemed with smiles. The entire hall erupted with a chorus of clap rounds. She has always been beautiful but she looked exceptional today. All her family were present, very tall set of boys; her brothers. She was the only girl in a male kingdom.
"I now pronounce you man and wife". The Reverend said and the kiss lasted just a little longer than normal. The love of my life, I've always loved her from afar but not today, all the way back to primary school, she was so neat and charismatic, always wished she'll come my way even when she was my junior back in secondary school. I never showed any real intention but it was burning inside like a 50% vodka. Finally got a chance with her years after but i wasted it. Twice. Convinced myself it wasn't meant to be but somehow we always cross each others parts.
I can no longer hide it, the thought has taken over my mind and I'm acting psychotic, grab my jacket as i head for the cathedral but I'm too late. Jane belongs to another now.
"To love and cherish, in sickness and in health, Till death do us part" were the last words i heard.
" I think i lost the only piece that ever fell in place, now i realise she was the one, and I'll never see her face again"
A large crowd gathered front of the cathedral as the attention of the bride is drawn by her elder brother Franklin.
She looked at the body on the stretcher covered with blood all over with tears in her eyes, shell shocked as she slumps.
Goodbye Jane

Blue balls supreme
My eyes caught her leaf green lingerie on her balcony with her double d's resting calmly on her hands, she had seen me first telling from the evenly spread smile running across her face, "please take the stairs"she said in her igbotic English accent, this was usually a turnoff for me but not today, all i could think of was F***ing her brains out. Her room was nice, met all the requirements for a girls room, her online personality gave me a hint of what to expect from this escapade, i was yanked out of my thoughts as she asked me what she could offer me, it was then i noticed she has been talking the whole time...after much deliberation we arrived at vodka, giving me more hope on getting some action. After shots after shots and light conversation, she started dancing to woju by kissdaniel, then she really got into the mood and started grinding on me, dance ke?, i grabbed her waist and started rocking her and proceed to squeezing her ass but she pushed away shyly and started dancing alone...after several failed attempts i started wondering God how do i f**k this girl, after dancing and talking i didn't realise it was 9:45pm, going back to my school now was a death wish, so i opted to spend the night, she didn't like the idea but she agreed as it was for safety reasons..we proceeded to watching a movie and that's when i trailed off into sleep zone, i was half awake when i noticed movements in the room, apparently nepa had taken the light and she just shutted down and proceeded to sleep, at the corner of my eye i saw her take off her bra and panties, I can't really recall the exact feeling now but I remember it was like seeing your doomed betting ticket you were about to tear turn around in dramatic fashion. I was pretending to be asleep of course, she came and lay next to me as I try to size her up with the corner of my eye, picked up her phone and started tweeting, I moved slowly and made it look like I just woke up, she looked at me and smiled, I teased her and she responded with a sensual giggle, I proceeded to kiss her but she stopped me, "please I want to sleep, I have to see my mum by 10am", I'm so tired...i told her I understand but in my mind I totally blew up, you've got to be kidding me, this b***h has been reminding me about this night for two weeks, she even called last night to remind me, for what?!, to sleep beside her for four hours?,..As soon as I was conscious enough to see daylight, I grabbed my shirt and put on my shoes hurriedly, skid down the stairs and was feeling the cold morning wind on my face before she could even wake up..i was gone

Quick sand
It's like a game of chess, Him vs Her, only that the playing field is far from level, it's just one girl against ten boys(minimum), each of them has just one move, but the girls moves are endless, she advances, she's so pretty, charismatic, look at the way she smiles at you, she wants you just the same way you want her, I mean why not, its not like u're not a catch yourself. She's a paragon of beauty and you'll be lucky to have her as your girlfriend.The stage is all but set, you just need a final sign to pop the question, anything at this point will do, a kind gesture, a show of jealousy when she sees you with another girl, anything..Finally you see it, whether it actually happened or you manufactured it, it really doesn't matter now, you make the arrangements, dinner at a fancy restaurant or your place, make her feel very comfortable, then you start "Vivian, you know we've been friends for a long time....
yes, she's smiling, I told you it would work, today she's going to walk out this restaurant in my hands as my new girlfriend, all the girls that ever dumped me will rue the day, this news will spread to all parts of this school....
You're cut short by the growing worrying look on her face, what's wrong you ask?, she hesitates and say nothing, just give me sometime to think about it..you get home and compose three paragraphs of the sweetest message you can think of , she doesn't reply but its cool..
You call two days later because u're trying to play it cool and not rush but she doesn't pick up, when you finally run into her she makes an excuse about how school work had been tying her down
A week passes and nothing from her, now she's not returning your calls, you're now angry, how can she treat you like this?, you try to curtail it but it doesn't work because the feeling is burning inside you like a wild fire.
You finally go to her house and confront her about it, demand an answer no matter how painful it might be
Then she relays to you how she doesn't want to ruin the friendship you guys have and tells you she has a boyfriend when what she really meant to say was get away from me you disgusting short fat pig, u're unattractive and u should be lucky to have me as your friend, u had no right to ask me out. What will people say when i start going out with someone like you?, you're not even instagram material, u're not even comfortable not to talk of rich, u live with a roomate and still collect money from ur parents each month. So how will you take care of me?
You begin to sink immediately, how did you get here?, solid ground looks so far, how did you not know you've been walking on quick sand, now you just have to watch yourself sink into the friend zone pit just like the rest. Depression begins to creep in, u turn to weekend and drake, withdrawing to urself while she doesn't even remember anything. Check mate nigga!
NEXT!

Ajibolatao:
NAIJA GIST
NOT ALL PCMs WILL BE POSTED WITH 2016
BATCH B
Due to the large numbers of PCMs for batch B
2016, The NYSC board earlier had split the PCMs
into two batches. Our correspondent,Bisi
Fagbemi,spoke with an NYSC official who
disclosed that not all PCMs for 2016 Batch B
will be posted in January with stream 2. He
further said that the total number of PCMs is
over one hundred and seventy thousand and that
doubles the total number of PCMs for 2016
Batch A. He further added that those that will b
posted have been sent an SMS in other to keep
their mind prepared against when to print their
call up letter.
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They sent that notification message to everyone's dashboard. Go and check yours you will see it.

[quote author=thedewunmi post=51568124]Good morning OP. I am a stream 2 victim and obviously am sad about it. The rumours am hearing is that NYSC will not mobilize everyone in stream 2 because their population is too much. The rumours further stated that only those that got text messages will be mobilized with stream 2 and that the rest of them will have to go with 2017 Batch A. Now my question is that, how is this possible?? Has it ever been done like this before??. If you have any supposed information concerning stream 2, please be willing to share. Thanks Sir/Ma[/quote


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