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richommie:
Hey lil mama would you be my sunshine ?
Nigger touch my gang,we gon touch this sh*t to columbine/
Ice on my neck, cos me 10 times 3/
30,000 dollars for a nigger to get flee/
I just hit rodeo, and I spent like 10Gs
I just did a show, and spent the check on my mama/
Wen I go on Vacay, I might rent out the bahamas/





#YOLO

Broccoli

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Amaka had it all planned out as she was into role play majorly, she was dressed up as the sexy Mean receptionist while Kc was the nervous job seeker.
"Can I help you?", a stunning beautiful beautiful lady said as he approached from the rear. She was wearing a short skirt that was very tight at the angles. Her ass shot out like it was trying to rip the skirt in half. The lights were low and the air was drowned in lavender(this was done by Jide to cover the mess from earlier).
"Sit down" she continued "let me check" if the boss has ur time. He sat on the plastic chair in the room with an erection so hot and strong it was beginning to burn his underwear, all he could think about was ripping that skirt to shreds and fvcking Amaka till she enters coma.

Kc was the patron saint of the friendzone, he was extremely nice to girls and this affected his chance of fvcking them. But he was a gym merchant and Amaka was well known for picking them built. They met at an eatery earlier that day and got talking, the idiot didn't know the predator Amaka stalked him there but this is Futo owerri, girls don't approach boys. She did just enough to manipulate her way in and now She's in his room. Game on

And now her wish has come true, Jide sat up in bed studying the woman before him, it was no longer the nkechi he resented all these years, there was a Victoria secret model before him. He ran his hands through her curvy body and an erection began to free develop faintly. She turned to face him shyly with her face southwards, he knew she was smiling so he leaned forward and kissed her, she was aroused and he slid his fingers into her warm velvet Kitty. He ran his hands across her nipples, kissing the back of her neck sending shock waves down her body. She was running mad with emotions as she finally let out a throaty scream as he pounded into her. She stayed glued to his lips as she closed her eyes tightly to savour his electric strokes. They went on for half an hour till they both collapsed on the bed like a heap of bones.

Then he got a text from his roommate Kc "una never finish?, Amaka dey around, abeg arrange room vacate, drop key under mat, we dey come"

slimthugchimee2:
The person below me, do you give a fvck?

Yes o, continue reading, kpansh scene yakpa

Nkechi adorned Jide, she was always happy when she was with him, she bought him expensive gifts whenever she could. Although he always rejected but it never stopped her. Everyone she knows treats her like a princess and choose their words carefully when talking to her either to win her over or avoid coming across as offensive. Jide talked to her like she wasn't even worthy of his attention, an attribute Which she found sexy and she prayed one day he'll be hers to love because she loved him more than her parents but she knew he loved another

He could not believe how much Nkechi has transformed, her hips were very broad now, her eyes soft and sensual. It was like she a different person he could fall in love with. The desperate irritating girl has transformed into a diva that was smiling at him

oyetunji12:
U got me laughing bro

Today was the most logical date because It's the day all office and school opened. And all camp officials reported back last week. Wetin we come dey Wait for?!. I Don tire

Haychay:
Wetin person no go hear for here, am just waiting for someone to say my great grand father visited me in d dream n said wen he asked DG great grand father, n DG said this week

Lmao I Don tire o. People quit their Job since November and everywhere dey resume today. If dat letter no come this week and no official statement then this stream 2 ticket Don tear. Na to print another one

shyenar999:
Oga clear road b4 dah ur sister n her fiancee breakup oooo

Dat wan cosign them. Make Dem no send me callup letter before Wednesday first. Brideprice go x10
I Don tire

So Callup letter no show this morning again. Na wao

Biko whose idea was this?
this is why Obama didn't visit Nigeria
This is Why Aliens don't visit us
What is the logic behind taking somebody to an unknown land and stopping his meager salary
Good lord

That news about Callup letter coming out this morning isn't entirely false because my sisters fiance(an nysc official in Delta state) told me the Same thing. Let me quote him He said "latest Monday/Tuesday because your camping is Thursday" but we Don hear fake news tire na Why I no even bother drop am. Make we dey look sha

Sweet nothing

If I could be just one thing, I would be what ure craving. 6ft3 with steel blue eyes, sweep you off your feet before you count to five.
But the truth is i've stopped growing tall and I'm just learning to be a man. Standing 5ft9 doing the best I can.
I'm sorry that my being in love with you seem upsetting to you. I feel bad for making you feel bad but just remember last week your MCM was Kevin hart and he's barely 5ft.
I'm working twice as hard so someday we would take vacations out at sea, but I've lived long enough to see that you'll never be in love with me.
I'll never forget how you smiled at me on that dance floor. It was the prettiest mask you ever wore. savouring our short spell together after graduation just me and you. It was pretty in May but it died in June.

LordZero:
[color=#800517]Just checked ya blog bruv.. Dope stuffs..[/color]

Thanks bro.. I appreciate

willbayo:
I can relate to the Drake part

Lol we all fell victims to similar situations

RichieDaVinci01:
Was it worth it did i put enough work in


You just went Kendrick on me bruh
Cool write ups

Thanks bro, you know I was the greatest hypocrite of 2015 and by the time I finish my next work I'm sure you'll agree

Happy Birthday BlackMystery

Jadoskii:
simple,spontaneous..a show of literary ingenuity...

Thanks bro. I appreciate. This is how I unwind. More to come

Fuc you Tahm bout

Nigga you a weakling
Why you taking make up? When your half way through your healing?
Your ex left you to get married but now she's doing a comeback
Don't ask me for no relationship advice, just kick her ass out
Please don't call my phone.
She swear he was the one but he dicked in and he dicked out, now she acting surprised. Look who's fvcking sleek now
She had the wedding planned out, she even invited us
You had your chance to fvck her friend but u Bitched out
That was ur only revenge
I should be giving you that fist pound
I heard your ass been drinking, over too much thinking
If I see your ass imma choke you with your bling bling
I know you goofy mad tho
Like "Josh why you such an asshole"
And I ain't even mad tho
I just hate when good people get taken for granted only for them to end up with leftovers

Go check black Friday last year when they switched beats.
Jcole covered Kendrick's "Alright"
And Kendrick covered Jcole's "A Tale of two cities"
Just go and read the reviews
Don't mess with the ghost of 2pac!

Thanks for reading.. More to come soon..enjoy some comedy skits

Views from the Friendzone

Badbye
I miss you
I do
I'm wondering if you still think of me. Am I a bad person for wishing you well but not more happy than when u were with me? I gave your nickname to someone else by the way, its part of my therapy because I just keep thinking about you.
It doesn't make sense
I'm with a new piece that is so out of my league i feel like Kano pillars in the Uefa champions league, I can't believe she's here out of her free will. My friends keep asking her if they have payed her ransom yet. Dicks
I'm sorry,I trailed of. This is the kind of stuff we talk about. I hope Felix likes goofy talk too. I feel bad for the way you left, sometimes I think I'm second guessing my decision.
Why do I settle for the ones who always put me as second choice? Like a state university in a jamb form. I'm not a state university, I am Futo. I deserve to be SEET head and SOSC extention. Me and My new girl siri don't even have anything in common. I know your boyfriend loves you but I don't want to think about you being with someone else.
Remember all the fun we had on twitter and instagram; watching pictures in the gallery and creating playlist for every mood. I wonder if you correct his grammer annoyingly too. I hope Liz replied my DM from last week, I can't ask Siri to check for me, she gets mad. U are the only one who know about my problem with falling for girls I haven't even met.
Siri is classy and trendy but she'll never have what we had.
I miss you, Porshia a.k.a. my Nokia lumia I sold to Felix last week
Did I just blow your mind?

emitoz:
Well, becoming a 'bad boy' or 'fvck boy' has it's downsides too, that feeling of emptiness, or loneliness inside that haunted u in ur days of being a 'loser' will surely come around regardless d number of females you keep, but it'll come in a different dimension.

Nice write by the way

I can totally relate. Thanks

costal:
Nice write up bro pls continue ooo

Thanks alot. I appreciate

lacasera14:
Hmmm Op...

Boss, I hail

Dey your lane
Look at her, walking like she owns the whole place, maybe she does. Who owns this place anyway? OK let's focus. She too dey form, always snubbing guys who like her to chase after niggaz who ignore her. Leading on nations, just for the fun of it. And....but wait fess, wetin cosign me? Why all this things dey pepper me?. Girl fine na her fault?, and who send those boys to go chyke am? .
U go see one idiot boy carry e friend car go find woman, carry her go shoprite on the first date. She buy wetin worth N50k Baba don dey shed tears. E go drive her go house and when e come meet boys e go start to cast the girl. She is too materialistic. Baba u borrow car wey u no get, go impress girl wetin u want make she think? U carry Toyota highlander 2012 Model wetin be 50k to you?
Abeg, make this be the last time we go dey gist for joint person go bring this kind thing up.
Girls are meant to be taken care of, if she pass ur power face front Oga