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And BOOM!

Just like that, all the evidence that he pees in his sleep is gone.



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Trying to divert attention from the fact that a black man doesn't really have any business in Costa Rica asides drug smuggling.

Soon, she'll accuse innocent airport workers of hiding drugs in her bag.



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Back when women didn't reek of rotten fish unlike feminists of these days that can kill a grown man just by spreading their legs for a few seconds.



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pocohantas, pay attention to this chart below:


Row 3: means you are a woman after my own heart
Row 2: I will give you the silent treatment and fvck but no head for you.
But you see Row 1, take a good look at it. If dem born you well to wear any of dem near me, walahi I will look for a big stone & scatter your flat skull then store you in the deep freezer till night so I can dispose your rotting corpse.



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www.nairaland.com/attachments/9301470_img20190502122559_jpeg2e077ee1d4855d0d1611128398c2cc6f
Judging by the way her jeans have been ripped, I can confidently conclude that this wicked white man forced himself on her before this picture was taken.
Look at the eye-bags on her, you can tell she had been crying.
Her boobs also look fallen which is telltale sign that he tore her bra & there's no more support.
Look at the vaseline / olive oil in that glass shelf - definitely used for lubrication since menopause couldn't let her get wet naturally.

This evil man must be brought to book before he defiles our other female artistes.



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Don't waste your time.
Nairalanders are too stupid to listen to metal.

They prefer garbage from their indigenous yahoo heroes and oloshoic role models.


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She just indirectly told men not to date her.
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Olufela30:
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and what's she shuffering from ? I mean Aunty kemi !!

Nothing.

She's just displaying the symptoms of menopause.
Can't you tell how similar her rants are to pocohantas'?


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crestedaguiyi:
if you force a pence through a zipped bag it will open, all you need to do is to hold the 2 zip and pull it over the opened area and the bag will zip again as if no one touched it.

This, ladies and gentlemen is how you know those who used to rob us back in the days of unity school boarding houses.

This guy is a confam thief.



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olsome:
For the guys, when a lady has disturbed you so much about your financial status, show her your good worth, but ask her if she is a virgin.

At this stage, she will freak out and get very angry.
She might even get violent at that point.
Her speech will become incoherent, spit will fly out of her mouth easily and she will keep ranting about something that doesn't quite answer the simple question.


Feminists ehn...


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Mrakeli:
JReports suggest Ronaldo has spent €11million (£9.49million) on the unique Bugatti which was first presented to the world at the Geneva Motor Show 2019.

Odion Ighalo cost Shanghai Shenhua €5.8m two months ago.




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"I was shocked because you weren't phased fazed..."

I thought they said this internationally acclaimed olosho was janded?



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wifeesnatcher:
[s]You must be a kid to be going to the extreme of opening mail just for one unproductive attention here. I've never see someone as dumb as you before mumu of the year
As for alibaba he's just a noisemaker, I'm not a supporter of illegal deal but campaign against yahoo is just like putting water in a basket. Until govt stand to their responsibility all these yahoo, kidnapping and fraud won't end
We have ministry of youth from federal and state level. Ask this ministry their achievement and impact so far on the same youth? The dividends other youth who don't have resources upto Nigeria are enjoying Nigeria youths aren't enjoying it just because of nonchalant and selfish attitude of our leaders and you're screaming end Yahoo [/s]

You are a useless yahoo boy & you shall be shot dead by SARS if you do not change your fraudulent ways soonest.

Lazy, shiftless and unproductive nonentity.



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Judging by the way her jeans have been ripped, I can confidently conclude that this wicked white man forced himself on her before this picture was taken.
Look at the eye-bags on her, you can tell she had been crying.
Her boobs also look fallen which is telltale sign that he tore her bra & there's no more support.
Look at the vaseline / olive oil in that glass shelf - definitely used for lubrication since menopause couldn't let her get wet naturally.

This evil man must be brought to book before he defiles our other female artistes.



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Three dirty & uneducated no-talents.
Where do these street urchins see themselves in five years' time?


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Ugly goat.
My preeq is just charging and falling anyhow and I know my preeq is not usually indecisive.


The only good thing about ugly girls is that their kpekus are always tighter than their age mates due to low patronage.
If not, I won't be reaching for my vaseline.

She should just thank her stars.



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If this is love...
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...then I'm glad I've never experienced it.



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jchioma:
[s]Dem don start ?

#Bring Back Our Zamfara Girls![/s]

They wanted Next Level hardship so...
#KeepTheZamfaraGirls


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I hate hypocrisy so if Yahoo boys remain, then SARS must remain.

#EndYahoo


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