hahaha

we organise a group chat on whatsapp for abu engineers both aspirants and students,,please drop your numbers so we add you immediately.
NOTE:strictly engineering students and aspiants.
...tanks....

na wao A.B.U x playin wf ma patience,,isn't it?.....

holy sh*t abu site x on duty

really feelin dx thread really feelin dx thread

Akpos went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with Ebola and that God had healed him. When he finished, he tried to give the microphone to the second man who was waiting to give his own testimony, but the man refused to take it: The following conversation ensued: 2nd man – I have no testimony. Give it to Pastor. (Akpos tried to give the microphone to the Pastor) Pastor – I’m not in charge of testimonies so give it to the Senior Pastor. (Akpos goes to the Senior Pastor) Senior Pastor – Brother in Christ, the mic is yours. It’s a gift from the Church. You may take it home.

blind marrige

" A girl was with her
father when she
saw her boyfriend
coming
GIRL: Have you come
to collect your book
titled "DADDY IS AT
HOME?" by Ngozi
Okafor
BOY: No, I want that
your hymns book
called "WHERE
SHOULD I WAIT FOR
YOU?"
GIRL: I don't have
that one but may
be you should take
the other one titled
"UNDER THE MANGO
TREE" by
Chimamanda Adichie
BOY: Fine, but don't
forget to bring "I
WILL CALL YOU IN 5
MINUTES" while
coming to school
GIRL: I will also bring
you a new one too
titled"I WON'T LET
YOU DOWN" by
Chinua Achebe
Then;
DAD: Those books
are too many, will
he read them all
GIRL: Yes dad, he is
very smart &
intelligent
DAD: Okay don't
forget to give him
the one on the table
titled "I AM NOT
STUPID, I
UNDERSTOOD
EVERYTHING YOU'VE
BEEN SAYING" by
Shakespeare! And
also the one on the
dinning table titled
"IF YOU GET
PREGNANT PREPARE
TO GET MARRIED"
by Wole Soyinka
Hahahaha..... common
don't leave it there
pass it on because
you never know
who needed just a
smile.

hy guyz it being a while

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