₦airaland Forum

gidgiddy:
This is how the Nigerian state has killed many people in detention, willful and deliberate denial of adequate medical attention

Where were you when the people were calling the Nigerian state a Zoo?

Jamiubond009:
Dem want distract us from balablu's failings

Exactly what you said in the last administration; is your brain too weak to always be distracted?

001Lagos:
Lagos state is for true sons and daughters of Lagos . So if you're from Osun, Ogun, Ondo, Oyo and Ekiti , know that Lagos is not your state of origin so stop attaching to Lagos by force .

They are actually not our problem but the flat heads are.

Chinkoalhaji34:
Yorubas are so advanced, we can now use AI to translate our laws while others struggle to keep up. Omo Yoruba, no one can stop us!

You are looking for yeebos trouble

mamaafrik:
your forefathers are the tiny are tiny brained, na why everyone dey call you mad man

Mad man?? But with bigger brains than you.

mamaafrik:
Go and meet your unfortunate parents.

Deranged fowl

Tiny brain

GODPUNISHALABI:
Trying to whitewash the useless police image no be only swat na navy seal ode

Something seem to pain you about this achievement

mamaafrik:
Your parent no get sense because if they do there is no way they would have given birth to a slow poke who can't comprehend a simple message.
You are a yabaleft runaway,messing up yourself .

Akumaamojudi.

Yaba left effect can be treated but a small brain can never grow.That's why you'll be like that till eternity. Some messing yourself on nairaland.

Sheistoopretty:
Congratulations

Watch how these wretched poverty-ravaged use_less goodfornothing men of Nairaland come after her and say things like "Toto business is selling" " all thanks to clitocurrency""

They think every girl is like their sisters at home

97% of Nairaland men can't even afford 2 square meals a day right now not to even talk of 3


Nigerian men are Use_less..... All of them

Thank God YOUR FATHER IS ALSO A NIGERIAN MAN

kingar:
Essay writing. So without the constant use of Toyota 4Runner and Lexus our almighty special squad wouldn’t have been able to trace them even after series of kidnap cases by same gang.
Alright

Is that the only part you can speak on? Such a pessimist.

mamaafrik:
You are an oloriburuku person.

Your unfortunate mom need to take you back to yaba hospital.

Na your type ladies they avoid because you have a small dick.

Having small dick is FAR better than having small brain like you. Stop exposing yourself on nairaland.

Melagros:
COMRADES, Nigerians can over do things, and I don't know why

You'll why if you were in their shoes

mamaafrik:
Have you wondered why people liked my comments;because they know the Domino effect of what I wrote.

But check yours; wetin you see.
Oloribuuku



Your papa no get sense

You are too dumb to be moved by likes. Have you also wondered what " birds of the same feather" means? Those are dumbos like you.

mamaafrik:
it's is like you want to be unfortunate in life,don't you?

How many fortunes have you made in your entire life on nairaland? Mumu!!

mamaafrik:
The Fulanis on our farm need to be flushes out 1st.

Go flush them now

Augustine2244:
Ewoo! Lol! In your deranged mind?
Well, satisfied.
I have just taught you the real lesson in life.
Check your mental status before you quote someone.
Animal on Crack.
Mess up again.
I will correct you.
See an uncivilised swine correcting someone.
Lol!
Please go and register with the nearest mental hospital before you go totally overboard.

Ok. I will. But hope you've learnt a lesson or two.

Augustine2244:
Lol! What a shameless mumu you are.
Instead of concealing your good, you are still barking like a frustrated rabid dog.
Show a sane person in your house,if you have one.
Of course you don't because you are an animal on steroids.
How can I mention your name or church to tutor an animal like you?
Lol!
Compound idiotic Olodo,show a sane person in your house our dialogue starting from the original post and ask them if you are not COMPLETE DEMENTED ANIMAL.
I didn't insult you and you started with insults.

Well, satisfied!!! I've just taught you the real lesson in life i.e think deep before you voice out.
Mess up again I'll correct you.

Augustine2244:
And you are too dumb to attack like a Rottweiler dog on attack mode.
Did I mention your name or your church?
Do you need a choke chain to control your rantings?

What a shameless mumu you are, instead of concealing your goof you still dey talk. You mustn't mention my name or church for you to be tutored.
Show a sane person in your house ( if you have one) our dialogue starting from the original post & ask them if you bleeped up or not. Olodo

Augustine2244:
Forget all the Christian bullshit.
Traditional wedding is the main wedding itself and without White wedding, the marriage is 200% valid through and through.
A couple who have done the trad can have sex anytime, anyday, because they are already married.
Marriage rites have already been performed between the two families and sealed.
White wedding is just a complementary ceremony, nothing more.
Just watch how foolish religious fanatics from all these useless Pentecostal churches would come to attack this concept and criticize it harshly, quoting the Bible or misquoting it basing on what their useless pastors churned out from their demented brains.

You are too dumb to call Christian activities bullshit& some denomination foolish. If you have a valid point say it without attacks on anyone.

dawnomike:
I think we should start from what is a 'Wedding' and when does 'Marriage' actually takes place.

Once a man pays the dowry, and the couple receives the blessings of the parents involved; the marriage is sealed already.

Every other thing is just Legal or religious validation.

So, once I pay the dowry and the two families agree and bless the union.... That's all!!!



#MyOpinion

very correct

maiunguwar:
This fake man of Dog should go and rest jare

As fake as he is, he still holds more value than YOU wasting your life on nairaland

Akwamkpuruamu:
They should rest.

Dstv things are costly. Fuel dey high, electricity unstable, your subscription rate high... Just know say this season will have the lowest viewership ever

The fact that YOU can't afford the cost of subscription does not mean everyone cannot

thesicilian:
His talent is moulding racist idols

And yours is ability not to mind your life.

Infolenka:
I think sex is overrated and I don't know why people are so obsessed with it.

I am going to share things I consider better than sex.

Feel free to add yours if I don't mention it.

Lets go.

Such a glutton you are; SEX is sacrosanct, nothing can take its place except you remove the feeling from the brain.

henndukwe18:
I was shocked wen i found out that tissue paper was stuck in my ear since last month. Be fore last month, i had catarrh, i knew it was a sign of malaria bt i hd no money for malaria drugs so i bought actifed to cure d catarrh first, normally wen i blow my nose it will feel as if air filled up in my ear, then it would clear after some secs, bt this time only d left ear clears while d right clears after some mins, it ddnt bother me dt much.

After i cured d catarrh, i noticed dt my right ear dsnt hear clearly as my left ear, i first thought it was due to the catarrh, then i started thinking maybe it could b because i listen to music with only my left ear, maybe it made my left ear to b more sensitive than d oda so i started plugging my earpiece on the right ear bt it still ddnt balance even wen i inreased d volume to the highest.

After 2 weeks the catarrh came back since i ddnt take malaria drug d first time, this time wen ever am talking, i feel a kind of bass sound in my right ear, after curing d sicknesses it stopped bt it ws stil nt as clear as d oda ear, i cleaned my ear bt there wsnt much wax in it and it still ddnt help d situation.

Last week, i started noticing that anytime am taking my bath, wenever i pour water in my right ear, it gets stuck instantly and refuses to flow out normal on its own unless i put my finger in it. I felt maybe my ear wax has accumulated again bt i ddnt get chance to clean it until last night. I felt something was obstructing my right ear, i thought it was too much wax bt ds one was a little bit hard to penetrate, wen i brouht it out, it was a white substance mixed with wax, it felt just exactly as a tissue paper soaked in water, i was shocked, i went into the bathroom and started rinsing my ear with water, i asked my brother to look into my ear and he comfirmed that my ear was very dirty, i thought it was just wax bt wen i asked him the colour he said it was whitish in colour, the ball of tissue was deep inside my ear canal and very close to my ear drum, he knew he had to b very careful to get it out, we thought of using a broom stick bt it wont be strong enough to drag d tissue out and if we used the hard part of a broom stick it will obstruct his view, d only tin we had in mind to use was a needdle (not the pointed side). We started operation, it tickles allowing someone clean my ear since ears are sensitive organs bt i had to be very steady to avoid rupturing my ear drum, it took him a lot of positioning, steadiness and carefulness, i had to hold my outer ear so dt he can see clearly and know wen to stop inserting the needle, it was tickling and painful each time he touched the tissue, i will be hearing a bass sound in my ear, the moment he starts draging it out, the pain increases since the whole movement was creating friction in my ear canal, there is a point he will drag it to and my ear will block just as when u block ur ear with ur finger, if i cant take d pain anymore i would remove my ear from it and he will end up having small pieces of the tissue, after few trials he dragged out a huge piece of the tissue, i felt a little bit relieved bt there were stil more of it inside and deeper than d previous ones, this time i could feel my ear drum and feared that i could loose my hearing, my ear canal started getting hot and i couldnt take it anymore so i told him to stop, at a point i felt maybe i need to see a doc, i poured water in my ear to force it out, blew air out of my ear, shook my head many times bt it wasnt working cos d ball of tissue inside was too large to be forced out with water, it needed something to drag it out.

I started doing research on similar situations, many of them were removed by docs, some used water, some used olive oil, i even thought of drinking water and forcing it out from my ear bt i ddnt see any result like dt online, I poured olive oil in my ear n slept with my right ear facing down. I woke up this morning n nothing happened, since d pain has stopped, i told my brother to resume, he saw blood inside bt it wasnt flowing out, since d needle caused d wound we had to use a broom stick, after few trials he removed half of the tissue paper, the last one remaining inside was small enough to pass through my ear bt it was exactly on the surface of my ear drum, we cant risk puncturing my ear drum so he forced water into my ear and i shook it out, immediately dt piece left, my ear was back to normal, as we continued doing that we were able to flush out every thing, i took a pain medicine and antibiotics to avoid ear infection.

I use ear buds b4 to clean my ears bt after the cotton wool got stuck in my ear, i stopped using it and started wrapping tissue paper on a match stick and using it to clean my ears. I thougt it was safer since i can easily drag it out. The mistake i made was cleaning my ear immediately after bath, maybe there was one time a large piece of tissue melted in my ear and i ddnt notice.

Next just go to hospital, you are not a doctor.

Praxis758:
Nigerian police are more of curse than fighting criminals.

A curriculum to educate the NPF about true policing should be designed. The guys in police uniform are organized rogues trained to protect evil against the good.

In as much they get money from it.

michlins:
buy from fuoani or there are lots of vendors here on nairaland selling original LG TVs

Hisense, I don't know sha

What if I don't have your said dealers in my place?

adecz:
💀💀☠️☠️💀💀

Skull Miners Association Of SW Nigeria😁😁

Na wah for my people o

eme1n:
Who's preparing for war?

Who again? Yeebos now

Codepain:
The erring pastor should be jailed, and his son dismissed from the army.

How can someone attack a man and beat his wives, including a pregnant one, for slaughtering a ram in his own compound?

See how all Yorubas come together to discipline the pastor. This is how society should be run—with justice and fairness.

I hope the Igbos can learn something from the sophisticated ways of the Yorubas

Do yiebos learn anything?