₦airaland Forum

Infolenka:
I think sex is overrated and I don't know why people are so obsessed with it.

I am going to share things I consider better than sex.

Feel free to add yours if I don't mention it.

Lets go.

Such a glutton you are; SEX is sacrosanct, nothing can take its place except you remove the feeling from the brain.

henndukwe18:
I was shocked wen i found out that tissue paper was stuck in my ear since last month. Be fore last month, i had catarrh, i knew it was a sign of malaria bt i hd no money for malaria drugs so i bought actifed to cure d catarrh first, normally wen i blow my nose it will feel as if air filled up in my ear, then it would clear after some secs, bt this time only d left ear clears while d right clears after some mins, it ddnt bother me dt much.

After i cured d catarrh, i noticed dt my right ear dsnt hear clearly as my left ear, i first thought it was due to the catarrh, then i started thinking maybe it could b because i listen to music with only my left ear, maybe it made my left ear to b more sensitive than d oda so i started plugging my earpiece on the right ear bt it still ddnt balance even wen i inreased d volume to the highest.

After 2 weeks the catarrh came back since i ddnt take malaria drug d first time, this time wen ever am talking, i feel a kind of bass sound in my right ear, after curing d sicknesses it stopped bt it ws stil nt as clear as d oda ear, i cleaned my ear bt there wsnt much wax in it and it still ddnt help d situation.

Last week, i started noticing that anytime am taking my bath, wenever i pour water in my right ear, it gets stuck instantly and refuses to flow out normal on its own unless i put my finger in it. I felt maybe my ear wax has accumulated again bt i ddnt get chance to clean it until last night. I felt something was obstructing my right ear, i thought it was too much wax bt ds one was a little bit hard to penetrate, wen i brouht it out, it was a white substance mixed with wax, it felt just exactly as a tissue paper soaked in water, i was shocked, i went into the bathroom and started rinsing my ear with water, i asked my brother to look into my ear and he comfirmed that my ear was very dirty, i thought it was just wax bt wen i asked him the colour he said it was whitish in colour, the ball of tissue was deep inside my ear canal and very close to my ear drum, he knew he had to b very careful to get it out, we thought of using a broom stick bt it wont be strong enough to drag d tissue out and if we used the hard part of a broom stick it will obstruct his view, d only tin we had in mind to use was a needdle (not the pointed side). We started operation, it tickles allowing someone clean my ear since ears are sensitive organs bt i had to be very steady to avoid rupturing my ear drum, it took him a lot of positioning, steadiness and carefulness, i had to hold my outer ear so dt he can see clearly and know wen to stop inserting the needle, it was tickling and painful each time he touched the tissue, i will be hearing a bass sound in my ear, the moment he starts draging it out, the pain increases since the whole movement was creating friction in my ear canal, there is a point he will drag it to and my ear will block just as when u block ur ear with ur finger, if i cant take d pain anymore i would remove my ear from it and he will end up having small pieces of the tissue, after few trials he dragged out a huge piece of the tissue, i felt a little bit relieved bt there were stil more of it inside and deeper than d previous ones, this time i could feel my ear drum and feared that i could loose my hearing, my ear canal started getting hot and i couldnt take it anymore so i told him to stop, at a point i felt maybe i need to see a doc, i poured water in my ear to force it out, blew air out of my ear, shook my head many times bt it wasnt working cos d ball of tissue inside was too large to be forced out with water, it needed something to drag it out.

I started doing research on similar situations, many of them were removed by docs, some used water, some used olive oil, i even thought of drinking water and forcing it out from my ear bt i ddnt see any result like dt online, I poured olive oil in my ear n slept with my right ear facing down. I woke up this morning n nothing happened, since d pain has stopped, i told my brother to resume, he saw blood inside bt it wasnt flowing out, since d needle caused d wound we had to use a broom stick, after few trials he removed half of the tissue paper, the last one remaining inside was small enough to pass through my ear bt it was exactly on the surface of my ear drum, we cant risk puncturing my ear drum so he forced water into my ear and i shook it out, immediately dt piece left, my ear was back to normal, as we continued doing that we were able to flush out every thing, i took a pain medicine and antibiotics to avoid ear infection.

I use ear buds b4 to clean my ears bt after the cotton wool got stuck in my ear, i stopped using it and started wrapping tissue paper on a match stick and using it to clean my ears. I thougt it was safer since i can easily drag it out. The mistake i made was cleaning my ear immediately after bath, maybe there was one time a large piece of tissue melted in my ear and i ddnt notice.

Next just go to hospital, you are not a doctor.

Praxis758:
Nigerian police are more of curse than fighting criminals.

A curriculum to educate the NPF about true policing should be designed. The guys in police uniform are organized rogues trained to protect evil against the good.

In as much they get money from it.

michlins:
buy from fuoani or there are lots of vendors here on nairaland selling original LG TVs

Hisense, I don't know sha

What if I don't have your said dealers in my place?

adecz:
💀💀☠️☠️💀💀

Skull Miners Association Of SW Nigeria😁😁

Na wah for my people o

eme1n:
Who's preparing for war?

Who again? Yeebos now

Codepain:
The erring pastor should be jailed, and his son dismissed from the army.

How can someone attack a man and beat his wives, including a pregnant one, for slaughtering a ram in his own compound?

See how all Yorubas come together to discipline the pastor. This is how society should be run—with justice and fairness.

I hope the Igbos can learn something from the sophisticated ways of the Yorubas

Do yiebos learn anything?

Chicagograduate:
Pastor Chris rises the dead.He makes the cripple to walk again.He heals cancer and AIDS patients according to his televised miracle healing outreach.
However,this is a small work for him to do.If he can't, it means he doesn't have faith in himself.
So Christ embassy church and the valuable equipment should be burnt into aches simple because I said chris should stop the fire with a miracle healing prayer? Aftermath of the fire incidence,church members will be ask to donate for the rebuilding of the church and purchase of the church equipments that were destroyed.What is the sense in that?

The only sense is you shut your mouth if you are not a church member to donate.

GrandBroz:
Could this be true love or japa route

It could only be "mind your business "

squash47:
Those people are living very good life than you. You're not the only one making progress too.

You just sounded like one of his secondary school friends.

DMerciful01:
The fed.min of health warned that..smokers are liable to talk rubbish.

You sound like one happy slave according to Eedris

Xscape1993:
Their religion....

Their problem

Righthussle:
Rest madam, Nigerians are hungry. Na who don chop dey talk about Hollywood and Nollywood.

What a confusion; you never chop yet you have money to do nairaland. Misplaced priority!

IjawUnited:
Please go away from NL 😞

And go to where? Is nairaland your hometown

ironheart:
maturity states that you make your comment and educate me because this is a public forum instead of resulting to insult, its shows your level of Stupidity. Learn to appreciate other people views and when you feel they are wrong, educate them.

;DDid that maturity also tell you to pay people back by calling them names? Bros, we are both immature.

ironheart:
Labour is just a political tool used to distract the masses from the real issues on ground

See mumu talk

tuzle:
that is where u get it wrong, not all non Christian songs contain lyrics that are bad. We have songs about so many things.

Good luck

haphizz57:
Which part of north is dis?

Oshodi

tuzle:
where did I try to convince u to follow God my way. U were the one who said pastors shouldn't listen to worldly music. U are more of the fanatic because I am very sure u believe ur way of worshipping God is better than mine just because I listen to "worldly music".

Ok, go ahead & listen to one corner if you like.

Tokskob2008:
The one that made me rich of course!

The other one just stayed because she also didn't have any option, trust me if she had better options back then she would have left abi no be ladies of nowadays we dey talk about

See "thinklessness" and you need a professor to tell you that the one that made you rich is for her to stay, as soon as you go broke she pack her things. Nairaland babies tho.

Chidonsky:
I concur with government on this as most private company hardly pay 35k let alone 250k

See mumu, wetin this one know?

ObaOfBeninNahMu:
Story for his bastard followers

Another online troll spotted

yyba:
Mumu fraudster

This is one online troll

tuzle:
u can as well show me the part in ur own bible that state otherwise, since u believe listening to a song that doesn't have God won't allow u make heaven.

Serve your God your own way now, must you convince others to follow you? That is fanatism o. Nobody stopped you from listening to Awilo if you like.

tuzle:
the key to heaven is accepting Jesus and listening to a song won't stop that provided u do all what God asked u too and their is no where in the bible it says u can't listen to song that doesn't have God in it. Salvation for a clergy is not going to be different for any other individual too, so provided he does what God asked him to do, listening to don't worry be happy won't change his part to heaven simple.

Why not create your own bible then? Name it your own version.

tuzle:
the phone u use is it not s worldly thing, created by worldly people but u use it. If u think a music is worldly and need to be abstained from because it doesn't have God in it, then u should as well stay away from anything that belongs to the world too. Because I don't see how a song like "don't worry, be happy" will reduce one interest in serving God.

Always confused as usual
1. First of all I'm not a clergy but just a free fact sayer.
2. Secondly, nobody says you can't use phone, tv, cars, etc because these are necessities, but what necessity is in wordy music to a clergy? Where will it take him to?
3. Don't worry be happy" I already told you is only a human consolation not a key to heaven. Can't you comprehend?

SadiqBabaSani:
Sowore is the most foolish Itsekiri man alive

Incidentally, he still get sense pass you better e doesn't hide on nairaland to insult people.

NeckingNgulping:
The fall was huge. He can fall down and die, no reasonable Nigerian will mourn his passing.

Since he doesn't want to stay with his grandchildren and rest, he's going to rest with his ancestors.

Well, I don't succumb to wishing anyone dead

IgOga:
One reason Sowore may never be Nigeria president.

Why make jest of an elderly man tripping.

Sowore is not a good soul

Better shut up, why did elderly man not respect his old age & go home to rest?

MaziX:
Anybody can fall.. let's stop this rubbish

But not a "great fall"

hafeeanubasy:
Silly and hateful opposition!

Which opposition is friendly before?

franchasofficia:
Tinubu heartlessly filled virtually all federal government appointments with mostly Yorubas.


Tinubu has already empowered too many Yorubas using federal government appointments in virtually all sectors more than even Buhari did for Fulanis.


President - Yoruba
Chief Justice of Nigeria - Yoruba
Customs Comptroller - Yoruba
IG of Police - Yoruba
Chief of Army Staff - Yoruba
Prisons Controller - Yoruba
Immigration Controller - Yoruba
EFCC Chairman - Yoruba
CBN Governor - Yoruba
FIRS Chairman - Yoruba
Minister of Interior - Yoruba
Minister of Finance - Yoruba
Chief of Staff to President - Yoruba
and many more that I cant list here.

Imagine if an Igbo President did this? Yorubas will cry blood and call Igbos every unprintable names. But now that a Yoruba President is busy appointing mostly Yorubas into every position, Yorubas are smiling and calling it politics. Please make una de take record of all these because tomorrow Yorubas will lie and deny this.


No other Nigerian President dead or alive has ever appointed only his tribesmen into all major political positions except Bola Ahmed Tinubu and you people are here shedding crocodiles tears.


Tinubu has created a very dangerous record, Nigerians will never forget. Yorubas should not cry fowl tomorrow

There's no need to cry fowl now, in as much e no reach yeebos hand.