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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 5:25pm On Nov 21, 2013
Luvola where are u ooo...come nd gist us on wat happened today..don't be an ingrate ooooo!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 5:54pm On Nov 20, 2013
bidexolags:


What about logistics trainee?

Broda am clueless as regards logistics...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 1:10pm On Nov 19, 2013
scobyy2007: @jumoke you are miss portable and @Aggiel I love your name Ijeoma!!! grin grin grin
Dis discoveries of urs is really sharking U ooo...don't temme u nursing crushes already...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 10:39am On Nov 19, 2013
Ifeanyim85: Pls has anyone been invited for a chat under HR. I did My interview with Consobrew on 7th Oct. and since then i hv not been called. Pls has anyone been invited for a Chat under Human Resource?
Bro..9 were called 4 Computer competency Test outta 18 of u who did d First interview. D same day, they had d 2nd interview which is d chat...presently dey are waiting like d rest of us to hear frm dem on what next...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by lummyguy: 7:55am On Nov 19, 2013
General emperor:
If u tink so,y u cm apply cm stil dey wait 4 list,
Bros weda na sentimental list or nt,if ur name no shw jst tk am say u fail ad move ahead bcs if u dwell on Naija sydrome na BP go hold d persn,cm 2 tink of it d questns wey nt moi moi so dey wud alwz b merit,naija neva worst rch stage of no merit
To answer ur question Sir, I applied cos I had hopes far beyond wat d exams af to offer...dis is Naija..all man for himsef God for us all...Plus dere is merit but its only 5%..nd to break down d 5% wud be best candidate in in each of d various centres..believe or nt dis is firsthand info..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 7:46am On Nov 19, 2013
luvola: embarassed cry embarassedi called the nos and he said i can not reschedule the interview.. cryi called the nos and he said i can not reschedule the interview..
wat course did u study? Am guessing it might nt even be finance u were inivited to be interviewed for...I applied 4 HR nd was posted to Marketing cos I studied communication...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by lummyguy: 6:50am On Nov 19, 2013
General emperor:

Bros if ur name shw U pass,if ur name no shw 4 d lst na hm b say u no pass,shikena,so wen I mean result am nt talkn abt raw sheets bt d list
Make I hear..no think am ooo bros..d List na compedium of compilation frm different quaters conjured to favour godfathers, friends, collegues and d powers dat be...d List is nt a determinant of who passes or fails as Merit is only 5%

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 6:43am On Nov 19, 2013
luvola: embarassed cry embarassedi called the nos and he said i can not reschedule the interview.. cryi called the nos and he said i can not reschedule the interview..
Sorry dearie..I guess u working already..ur condition better most of us still staying at home ooo..Consobrew or nt ur hands are very much busy so no think am ooo..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 9:20pm On Nov 18, 2013
luvola: send the nos to olaklives05@yahoo.com . Thank you
I hope u af called him ooo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 8:37pm On Nov 18, 2013
luvola: pls guys .. i just received this invitation for consolidation breweries ..... am suspecting this is a scam message .. i applied for finance then... help me out guys

Invitation for interview
Friday, November 15, 2013 10:02 AM
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From:
"john.adeola@consobrew.com" <john.adeola@consobrew.com>
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Dear Candidate,

You are hereby invited for an interview scheduled as follows:

Date: Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Time: 10.00am prompt

Venue: Consolidated Breweries Plc, 1st Floor Iddo House, Iddo, Lagos.

Send your up-to-date resume to this email address: john.adeola@consobrew.com

Please come along with the original copies of all your credentials, resume and a passport photograph.

Its no scam...get dere tomorrow by all means nd see wat it holds for U..rescheduling might nt speak too well of U cos dey af invited pple for interview in d same dept previously sum of dem are already in d chat stage sef..C dis as ur luck nd use it well..take my Candid advice...try nd be dere tomorrow

But if u still insist u wanna call d HR send ur mail..I will mail u his number...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 5:28pm On Nov 18, 2013
scobyy2007:

Have you been contacted after your chat with CONSOBREW?
Is it true d Chat has been postponed?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 3:37pm On Nov 18, 2013
Uchboggy: F*ck Consobrew and if you're a staff reading this,f*ck you too! *drops mic*
Bros take am easy Oooo..with or without consbrew we go def make am..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by lummyguy: 3:41pm On Nov 14, 2013
WMD:

Loughin out real hard . . . Funny u
Tanx 4 acting Mature though ...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by lummyguy: 12:33pm On Nov 14, 2013
NN na FK I swear...even NAF has started sending text messages to succesful candidates...dis NN ehn...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by lummyguy: 5:46pm On Nov 13, 2013
WMD:

sure u have issues wif choice of decent words. I knw wat NN has put u tru. . . .soweee ab't that pls
Dude dnt cross d line..u won't comeback
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 2:12pm On Nov 13, 2013
fashakinsegun: wink. Hi everyone, I did my interview on 17th Oct ( Finance), till now no Info on d status. Anybody wit the lastest info. Pls share
We are all waiting bruv..don't think any dept as proceeded pass d 2nd interview stage...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 2:10pm On Nov 13, 2013
While we chill as some1 said. Let's Solve dis Intelligent questions...
1) 1+1+1+1x0+1 =?

2) A teacher walks into d Classroom and says; If only Yesterday was Tomorrow, Today would have been a Saturday. Now on which Day did the Teacher make dis Statement?

I af 200 naira recharge cards to give out to d first person who gets both answers correctly
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by lummyguy: 8:57am On Nov 13, 2013
Even if I don't eventually make d list...am happy I was part of dis thread..U are d best...Happy waiting...Onward togeda
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy (DSSC) 2013/2014 by lummyguy: 1:19pm On Nov 12, 2013
WMD: say na when ASUU call off the strike before d list will b out o. . . pray so that they will Calloff soon . . . Una weldon o make una no vex abeg
Clowngrin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 9:23am On Nov 12, 2013
*sitting, watching nd relaxing wit a bottle of Hi-malt nd Popcorn....smiling to mysef and in Lil wayne's voice....'Dey finally are talking'....*

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 8:39am On Nov 12, 2013
Either ways, I brought d thread alive again....I deserve a CLAP grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 8:28am On Nov 12, 2013
Adaorable89: C'mmon guys, wots all dis? Is this the info we all are seeking for? Lummuguy pls don't take their comments personal. Pple are entitled to der opinion, they jst gave d piece of der own mind jst like u did earlier. So derz no need to strt attacking them. Guys, I apologise on his behalf...he's my friend. Hope dis ends here.
We nt quarreling ooo..we jes making tins clear to each other..*i tot we agreed on sumtin yesterday night*
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 7:10am On Nov 12, 2013
zubizareta:

Guy calm down...do you really expect people to login and contribute irrelevant comments to the thread when they have no useful info?
What u think might be irrelevant cud be relevant to sum other persons..different strokes for different folks..If u af a preconceived cause to a problem wud u be more relaxed than when u don't knw d cause of a problem?...Why do u think d process was fastened at first then for two weeks nw..it has being almost static?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 7:03am On Nov 12, 2013
tobiflink:

I wonder o. He expects people to just say rubbish if they have anything to say. Patience is key in the satge you're in, learn how to be patient.
"Saying rubbish"...ever heard of educated guesses or Calculated speculations? Like for example d day I went for my interview dere was a Long meeting wit d M.D...nd nw d Delay...so if I speculate dat d meeting cud af sumtin to do wit d delay wudnt I af given out information dat wud raise hopes But might nt be entirely true...Wake up u are a graduate...there is nothing like no info unless U are dead to thinking..all am asking every1 to do is share dere tot..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 6:57am On Nov 12, 2013
scobyy2007:
My guy don't be frustrated, your success in life doesn't depend NL info, so why vomiting fire for here? Guy cool down make I no suspend you Ooooo.....just kidding though. But seriously, calm down
Firstly, am nt frustrated cos my chances are brighter than most of U...Secondly Information on NL has gotten loads of people to Success..still in doubt ask my friend who will be travelling for his scholarship next year...nd Finally don't be deceived dat pple don't af info cos I knw wat I hear frm same pple on NL everyday...jes dat don't knw Y dey are refusing to share on d thread..I wud af bur its nt proper...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 4:20pm On Nov 11, 2013
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2013 by lummyguy: 5:30pm On Nov 09, 2013
Eheeeen....Nw dat pple are fighting for seniority ontop who first come NL...na 2009 I register...Abeg I qualify as Senior? wink cheesy wink...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 9:06am On Nov 07, 2013
A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.
The agent asked, "What's your name?"
The guy said, "My name is joystick van Lesbian."
The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."
"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."
The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like joystick van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you."
"So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and he left the agent's office.
FIVE YEARS LATER...... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter enclosed...
"Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like joystick van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed cheque is a token of my appreciation.

Thank you for your advice.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 8:06pm On Nov 06, 2013
damochewinner:

nobody is giving up bro... wink
Then hw come dis senior sales pple won't say nothing? All we hear is dat dey af been invited...nw dey suddenly turn nob
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 7:20pm On Nov 06, 2013
Looks like every1 has given up...poor pple..ladies nd gentlemen...d thread is officially DEAD
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 11:54am On Nov 06, 2013
In d spirit of relaxing d nerves nd reducing d tension. If u are opportuned conduct an aggressive marketing campaign for a week to make 33 a first choice brand in d beer Market, how will u go abt it?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by lummyguy: 7:31pm On Nov 05, 2013
Senr sales managers shud pls gist on our dere interview went...motcom....hw did it go nw?

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