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Read the quotable quotes from President Jonathan and then decide if you want this clown to be your president for 4 more years after he has ruled for 6 years

1. “CNN has said our Economy is growing. The best Economists are at the World Bank. Now you have all these Nigerian Economists talking nonsense. Do they know better than CNN or World Bank?”

2. “Nigeria is not poor. Come and see the amount of private jets Nigerians parked at Kenya Airport when we went to Nairobi for Conference. Kenyans were just looking at us with envy. How can you say Nigerians are poor”

3. “Nigerians need jobs. Vote for me and i will create Unemployment”

4′. “We are giving special Scholarships to our First Class Graduates…….in ten years time, they are going to take us to the Moon”

5. “How can you jus say $20 billion is missing. If that kind of money is missing, the Americans will know. They know everything”

6.”Corruption is not stealing. If you put yam where a goat is, the goat will eat the yam.”

7. “If you go to Lagos and shout “ole ole” they will stone you well well. But if you shout “corruption”, people will jus be looking at you.”

8.”Why should i declare my assets? I don’t give a damn!”

9.”People are just raising false alarm. How can 200 children go missing jus like that? It is our enemies trying to cause confusion. But we are investigating the matter”

10. “We are going to rebuild the Chibook school. And we are going to build high fences round the school to protect them next time . Yes Yes.”

11. “People keep saying,why don’t we go to Chibook, why don’t we go to Chibook. Aaah, we can’t go to Chibook jus like that. The Boko Haram people will fire at us.”

12. “This Abuja bombing is not by MEND. We know it is by Boko Haram. They are everywhere. Boko Haram is even in my Government.”

13. “Boko Haram are our siblings. You can’t set the Army to go and wipe out your family”

14. “Mend tried to kill me. They came to bomb me in Abuja. That is why we jailed Henry Okah in South Africa”

15. “I did not plan the Election postponement. Even my Service Chiefs did not consult me.”

16. “If i knew Election was going to be postponed, why will i waste my time and Federal Government money to go and campaign in Bayelsa.”

17. “I am the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces. You don’t expect me to go and be fighting in Sambisa forest. People jus talk anyhow”.

18. “We are going to buy Guns and give good Pensions to our Brave Soldiers, so that when they are killed, their families will not suffer”

19. “Some people just call themselves Statesman for nothing. They jump about and talk like motor park touts.”

20. ‘After God and my Parents, the third person i thank most for my life is President Olusegun Obasanjo.”

21. “I want to apologise to the people of Rivers State for not bringing any Projects here. It is because i don’t want people to say i am doing favouritism. Vote for me and in the next 4 years you will see my hand”

22. “I am the sitting President. If there is any trouble, it is me that the United Nations Secretary General calls. Everything is on my head.”

[While these quotes may sound too bad to be true, be assured this is NOT just some prank. THESE QUOTES ARE DIRECTLY FROM LIVE INTERVIEWS AND SPEECHES OF PRESIDENT JONATHAN! You can literally verify them for yourself by doing a simple google search!]

Seriously, is this the kind of President Nigeria deserves?

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he presidential flag bearer of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Retired General Muhammadu Buhari, has notified the Federal High Court in Abuja of his plans to file preliminary objection to the suits challenging his eligibility to contest the election.

Buhari, through his counsel, Wole Olanipekun (SAN), is also challenging the order of substituted service on his client by the court, on the grounds that the election has been postponed and there is no urgency to warrant a substituted service.

This development came up in court when the case was called for mention.

Having listened to both parties, Justice Adeniyi Ademola adjourned to February 23 for all parties to filed the necessary processes in court with regards to the suit .

Barrister Max Ozoaka approached the High Court seeking a pronouncement on the eligibility of General Muhammadu Buhari on the allegation that he lied that he obtained the West African School Certificate and the said certificate was in the custody of the Nigerian Army, which denied the claims.

Soruce: http://www.channelstv.com/2015/02/09/buhari-seeks-court-approval-to-file-preliminary-objections-to-suit-against-him/

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WHO IS A RESELLER/PARTNER
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FUNCTIONS OF A RESELLER
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SETUP COST
The One Time Setup fee is N100,000
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SALARY STRUCTURE OF A RESELLER
After 3months of setup of a particular school under you, you begin to receive N500 monthly from each school under you. Let say for example you have 100schools that have been setup under you then it invariable implies that you will be paid N500 x 100schools = N50,000 monthly so far that particular school continue to use our web-based software platform. This is aside of the initial N40,000 you get paid during setup.

Frequently Asked Questions

What happens after 3 months of free Subscription and Hosting?
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You can generate 3 different kinds of scratch card
* Result Checking Scratch Card
* School Fee Scratch Card
* Admission Scratch Card

This is not just a school model that is just for result management. It contains different modules and all these modules are embedded in one Platform in which you can manage all administrative activities of your school easily.
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THESE ARE THE WHOLE FEATURES

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One day after one of his hero pilots was burnt alive by ISIS, and broadcast for a horrified world to see, King Abdullah of Jordan took swift and decisive action.First, he executed the two ISIS prisoners who the group had sought to be released, hanging them by the neck at dawn yesterday.Then, in an unprecedented act of personal vengeance, the King, a trained pilot, was said to be planning to personally lead a combat mission to bomb ISIS positions in Syria.This is governance in action. Here in Nigeria even though 10,000 are bombed, the people are always On Their Own.

Watch Video view the link below

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4031148361001/report-jordan-executes-prisoners-after-isis-kills-pilot/?intcmp=related

nenergy:
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Sorry I meant the BBM version

Nice information

nenergy:
Create a bbm channel. Its better that using your bbm pin.

Noted, but to create a BBM Channel, the OS has to be upgraded which slows the phone.

TakeNote you aint paying a dime for any info disseminated

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