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midehi2:

You must have done alot of them. By their smiles we shall know them. Lol

1. showered with someone of the opposite sex?
2. taken a pregnancy test?
3. lied about your age?
4. been fvcked or did someone who was too old?
5. sunbathed partially or totally naked?
6. had sex with a person whose name you didn’t know
7. fooled around with someone outside in nature?
8. been caught fooling around by a parent or a sibling?
9. got arrested and spent the night in a cell?
10. cheated on a test or an exam?
11. burped while you were kissing someone?
12. had sex in the back seat of a car, or the back of a truck?
13. hidden cigarettes or weed, so your parents wouldn’t know you were smoking?
14. been fooling around in a car and accidently honked the horn?
15. have you ever had sex with someone in a religious gathering?

Or share What's crazier than this that you've done

Muafrika2:
I doubt the truth in those statistics. It's why Ebola, HIV, vaccines laced with infertility inducing hormones are being used on the African continent.

If history is anything to go by, The African people have been increasing as the different modes of population reduction were employed by Europe- from slavery, to starvation to civil wars inoculation, disease etc. They all have a population increasing effect. I would advice these "concerned" international bodies to let Africans determine their own destiny.

Same here. It's not how it's posted. I just sent a craft. Follow crazyfacts on twitter

I am not sure which section this fits in, just sharing anyway
World population is an estimate of 7.8bn

Birth Rate
19 births/1,000 population
131.4 million births per year
360,000 births per day
15,000 births each hour
250 births each minute
Four births each second of every day

Death Rate
8 deaths/1,000 population
55.3 million people die each year
151,600 people die each hour
6,316 people die each hour
105 people die each minute
Nearly two people die each second

Let's general expectancy is 70 years, we will have a birth rate of 9.918bn per 70 years and a death rate of 3.38bn. A whooping 6bn difference. Which is the minimum to expect cos we both rates are expanding with birth on the increase.

At this rate, the planet is threatened with competitions for everything.

Experts suggests that since birth control is not working out in some continents, especially Asia and Africa, then death measures should be increased to check population growth effectively.

My own experience was diff. A girl I used to bleep in ibadan before she married eventually called me last January saying her husband is hardly around and isn't good at fvcking.

The husband I know is a traveller, but she was down to earth, she claimed she doesn't wanna fvck around so she'll prefer I come bleep her at interval.

Well, the husband is rich, she gets money from him and I played the game and enjoyed the ride then before we eventually stopped and she stepped up the game with another.

It was crazy but fun. I still bleeped her last December.

Bro dammy, don't let these guys mislead you. She's married, but enjoy the ride. #Lobatan

falseman:
I will only buy it if it's made of pure gold

Gold is nothing to look out for in a phone. It's not even priceless. Would prefer the titanium or a diamond phone

mrlaw93:
I dnt knw why Nigerians ve dis mentality that traveling abroad is d key to ending poverty. The same hustle u should ve invest ur energy in ur own father's land without fear of ur particulars expiring. U wil nw go to anoda country nd engage urslf in double the hustle wit fear of been caught. Hatred frm indigenes of d so called country. No freedom. ABEG! SHEY DEM DEY DO UNA NI? For me oo.. I will make it here in Nigeria. You too will make it here in Nigeria. Amen

It's the power of exchange rate

magicfairy:
wild sex or rape?

Simple definition, wild sex. What makes girls sweet and dirty in bed. She rode me all through and she's a pro all along

ERUDITEE:
mumuism. . .
absolute rubbish.
she was drunk that was y you had acess to her honey pot.





if to say na Yankee naw omo na straight jail.

I didn't ask her to drink. Plus she came all over me herself.

mallimillz:
cuddles man dat was same mistake I did in skul..I still regret nt bangin those bae go for her again and bang her more..pls don't bother apologise just wait for like a week den go bak doing a cool evening and try to talk swt words too her and den might b lucky to bang bang again

Thanks man. Now she's talking to me already. She demands that we sit and talk. A bit tensed but am loving it

andromida:
Play safe is all I am saying and if alcohol makes you lose reasoning consider staying away from it.

Maybe a next time

Penisinpenisout:
It seems like alot of people are breaking out of the friend zone
Could it be because of some of the degrading comment we give to people that get friendzoned on here?

Maybe friendzone is not that bad after all
Oh shit, i think we bleeped up..

@OP, That is not cool brah.

Lol

cruzita:
so u want to be the cause of their break up ?no worry e go reach u hand

We'll, she might be hurt, but I'll be a bit happy if I get to win her over afterwards. After all I'll been the side bf all along and I have been doing all since. He's not even making his presence felt.

And she ain't a saint either, she's good at what she does.

andromida:
Protected wild sex to avoid stories that touch.

It wasn't as if I planned having sex with her. So how could I have made such preparations. Or am I expected to go with a cd here and there?

Plus alcohol is a magician. So it's easy not having such thoughts

RexKex:
OP, why are you calling her? You had "wild sex" with her & she's probably sulking over the incident & calling her might even make things worse.

I know it's not that easy but since she has a boyfriend, why not leave her and look elsewhere? But I guess you won't. Not when her pusssy is made of diamonds...

Of a truth even if I can't promise love, I am sure I more than just like her. It's easy for me running this thread cos it's always anonymous. And again she's not here

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] you're one of the problems of this Earth..



She has a boyfriend, you're still disturbing her for God knows what??!, and you still fúcked her??!... You've been trolling her with all yo pvssy ass nigga shiit for 2years n 2months?? You're one pathetic motherfucker you know?? Don't you have any sense?? How can you want to be so selfish? What you feel isn't Love.. It's madness!! How will you feel if someone is doing this to your girlfriend??..


I even blame her for going clubbing with yo jerk ass.. [/color]

God, she's not even your sis. What if you were to be one?

andromida:
Leave her be for now for now here means till she is ready to talk to you when she is she will call you.

I hope you guys were protected because from what I've seen on NL when she gets pregnant the love dey fade.

Protected ke

Seem this thread since but felt it's not worth leaving a comment then.

Of course we all know. Sex and relationship is like bread and butter. Both only thrive when they are in good terms with one another.

Imagine in a relationship, the guy does the spending, be a comforter, an adviser, a watchover dawn all.

Anyway, what has the girl got to offer if not sex.

I can't miss three consecutive chances once she says yes.

Jessidaisy4:
Both the "guy" and "gurl" are stupid u

Yes they are. And in between, can I be your sugar daddy?

I have been a very good friend of this bae for exactly 26months, 2 Years and 2 months, but I have always loved her all along. I asked her out on three different occasion but she keeps turning me doe2cos she has a bf.

I know the bf, but they don't look to have a thing to me. She loves her but he's never there.

Now the issue is we went clubbing last night, not the first time though, and we had fun. Between she got a bit tipsy, and I was in the mood too. So overnight we had wild sex. She woke up very early this morning and started crying and left without saying a word.

Been calling her since but she's not picking up, rather she's rejecting it. I don't know if I should let her be or keep pressing.

But overall, last night was amazing. I still love to have more for she's tight mean!!!

I remember when I accidentally fvcked a girls pvssy. That feeling. Don't worry, we are 2geda. Maybe you should message me so. We can console each other

AroOkigbo:
Tomorrow, this snake will be killed again...
It is always being killed!

Always same picture everyday

Sparrow13:
You mean to tell me that, they were just walking when they saw the snake and kill it like that ?






If true I think they should all be drafted to the army

Na snakes soldiers dey kill?

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adeksam91:
It's April all d way..... I knew it!!..

That calender has been drafter since

misspicy:
No am not...its actually male that a enjoy the act most

I'll prove you wrong.

Ladies will. Do anything to get down with a guy, so far he's presentable and good at it. And some resorted to using dido. Especially the white girls.

Ladies can find thier way anytime is why they don't worry much about it. They have substitutes, but guys have to get a woman to get the real feeling is why we make it obvious

ayobase:
When you clean your ear with cotton bud, the ear is ticklingly excited and enjoys all d pleasures despite the ear drum being hit at intervals, while the cotton bud comes out dirty and 'broken'.


Did you get the message?

Sure. Let them know. I wonder why we chase them when we it should be the other way round anyway

cruzita:
it doesn't' mean its a favour because u guys can't do without it .girls can control dia urge but the men can't unless they do it so we are actually doing u guys a favour

We'll, seems you've been an uptown girls is why you didn't know many girls can't keep the urge too.

Go to clubs or get to see correct Street girls. You'll be amazed.

cruzita:
which favour? use your head ooo

Na favour na. When there happened to be shortage of banana, girls tend to use dido and eventually they resorted to doing it with dogs. They love it more than we think.

We are only doing them a favour

cruzita:
give u sound,dem be speaker

Aren't they suppose to show feelings?

vizkiz:
FEMALE bro. We guys do all the work and the only thing they know is laying down like a piece of firewood

Some of then wouldn't even give sounds

Tell misspicy o