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VillageGOAT:
ha... Thank you very much for this title, i promise to make this village a better place, but baba, loveablechi na fine girl oo, to maintain her beauty no go easy, and you come make her my princess? You want make i dey budget 1 billion every year for the maintenance of her beauty and na fraiser go dey sign the budget. The budget fit contain 50 million for brazillian hair, 250 million for skirt and blouse, 100 million for lipsticks, 100 million for eye pencil, 300 million for shoes and high heels, 50 million for powder, 100 million for feeding allowances, 50 million for transportation allowances and 50 million smiling allowances, because her smile alone no free, you must pay for am...

Baba, you want make i run down? E no go easy oo, so my one and only princess is lyndalyn55... Thank you

VillageGOAT:
baba, you know that am a pastor, and fraiser is an elder in our church, so he knows that i can't do such things, but in zecharia Chapter 4 vs 9, the lord said i should pray for suogal, so give her my number, tell her to come fasting for the night vigil in my house, a power packed programme, filled with the touch of the lord, elder fraiser would come with the anoiting oil for the anoiting service, you can just stay in your house, nothing will happen,,, halleluia...



Chai, page 100
this land is a special land
cc
okitaiji
fraiser
jay4000 sorry i mean ray4000

the price of this land goes to the highest bidder
the starting price is 1 trillion dollars
incase you want to buy it, you can contact my agent on 080-419-911-02


i officially dedicate this land to my lollipop and sugarbaby - lyndalyn55

SMartins1:
Hello lyndalyn55, Happy new month + Sunday!
Hope you're having a wonderful day?

jubrealguy:
lolz.....and fraiser eez not like that oo

Fraiser:
lol... Dis your neighbour is fyn o... Shey me too no go com collect house beside you house lyk dis

VillageGOAT:
babe you know that in zecharia 3 vs 5, the lord said that ''without butter, a bread can never be sweet'', so it is only butter that can make a bread sweeter, and it is sugar that can make a tea sweet... And adding plantain to one's rice makes the rice sweet and also adding lyndaly55 beauty to chief villageGOAT heart make everything sweeter, sorry i mean adding stew to the rice and plantain makes everything sweeter

and babe, my sweet lollipop, you know that it was in the night na, and here in banana island, everywhere is always dark, so when i reached starlet street, i got down from my prado jeep and ON my torch light to look for you, but i saw aliko dangote and he told me that he saw you going out, then fashola saw me and told me that he saw you when you entered candicejay house last night, that was when i became happy...

I am vewi vewi happy to see you
fraiser can you see how beautiful my wife lyndalyn55 is? Sorry i mean how beautiful my neighbour lyndalyn55 is?

VillageGOAT:
babe, did you help me and see the sugar in my tea and the plantain in my rice, my one and only lyndalyn55, i have been searching for her since with my torch light, did she sleep in your house last night?

Aieboocaar:
oya share d testimony! wetin dey make u hapi?
oh wait lemme guess!... ur boo propose to u for dream abi?

VillageGOAT:
yes babe, chief adamsaka the owner of two plots of land in ota is here for you, incase you need someone to take you round mushin, sorry i mean round the world, to places you only see on T.V

GROOOVE:
lyndalyn55 before u disappear again good morning o

Aieboocaar:
Miss G.M(ghost mode) na u be dis? how far na
who bring u out of ghostmode?

Honeybash:
lol i no put your own na fraiser own dey

CandiceJay:
Special good morning to all my wonderful sisters. Lets have fun today

IghravweIG:
Good morning my beautiful people of Golden city hamlet.
Special shout out to all the pretty ladies in the house:
Barongmj, Honeybash, CandiceJay Lyndalyn55
e tal. Hope ya'll had a pleasant night?
Mr Kbs466, Me never see ur brake light o.
How body na?
Oyehomie, How ur side.
Baba Fraiser, I greet u o.
Ogas dem Groove, Jamesdman, Villagegoat, Eaglevision, Aieboocaar, iamdynamite, undisputedk and the rest ogas dem, I troway salute o.

daudae1:
THIS is 2016 not 2015 and this is kazaures time not Olawunmi.

daudae1:
ADAMAWA YOBE AND BORNO may camp in one camp.

Meesquared:
y am I hearing that second stream is for people that worked it or married people.. lemee know please

GROOOVE:
married pple shey? Oya NL ladies show face
abishaddy ladycomfort candicejay rosey33 teemakagu northkendal tiwaladeboo honeybash barongmj dadizgirl goodgirl247
lyndalyn55 will u marry me? promise i'll be a good husband

jubrealguy:
are u so sure it won't be changed ds time owing to the fact that BH activities is on the very low

ladycomfort:
. Please what will happen to those posted to borno , will they camp in borno?

GROOOVE:
Oboy sunnepa17 whether this rumour correct or not our 4 choice for SOD stand ground gidigba

CandiceJay:
Can u people stop spreading unfounded rumours, did nysc tell you there won't be a stream 2. People re trying to get over d fact dat dey didn't make stream 1, u're here adding ur own negativity to it. Keep ur chances to urself nd lets follow d timetable till 21st. Make una mind una self o

DonColz1:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONGOING PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 1: (ENDING ON THE 27TH OF APRIL)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 1: 4 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 27TH OF APRIL)



ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 19 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 27 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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lyndalyn55
marvluv
logodwhiz
dtobs
oyehomie
fraiser2
grooove
ray4000
aleora
brosjay3
jico87
ighravweIG
kbs468
aieboocaar
captainkool15
nathoneal
jamesdman
fraih
jubrealguy
eaglevision
armynu
candicejay
maccabi
skydweller
blizzydodo
ruky8
iamdynamite
THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1


Why was my name first mentioned *Just thinking out loud* lol
NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY: No great man lives in vain, the history of the world is but the biography of great men - THOMAS CARLYLE.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTES OF THE DAY:

1) unity in command is essential for victory - ODUMEGWU OJUKWU

2) For me, justice is the first condition of humanity- WOLE SOYINKA
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HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup with his eyes open is not afraid of anything - MARTIN LUTHER KING Jnr (1900)

2) The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear clothes, does not guarantee it to join the dinning table - PETE EDOCHIE

3) There is a difference between ''i was there'' and ''i was not there'' because if a police man see you near a crime scene and you said ''i was there'' , my brother your own don done, you go turn the prime suspect for the crime when you reach court, infact na you kill am.- VILLAGE GOAT
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DTOBS:
Sweetheart; have never denied the fact that I've come short of that responsibility but at the same time, I've been engaged in other things since the CUL was released hence my tight schedule and limited time. I will soon come back to this and I was very very happy to see the countdown done by villagegoat today;this shows that we re all capable to do this and it's just a privileged for me to have gotten to that in the first instance.
Once again, am very sowie for that.
Moreover, now come back of ya shell with immediate effect ooo.



To other mentions I will respond shortly, gat to run somhwere else now. Thanks

hardiodun:
Chai, daudae don come with hin killer 'breaking' news again oooo

LogoDWhiz:
Sorry about that.. I apologise on his behalf.. Don't worry. the countdown will be back.

And please don't go back to ghostmode. Contribute top the discussion. Either here on in the other thread.

As a matter of fact, i just asked a question over there. You an help me out by answering me

Oyehomie:
U beta cm bk frm ds ya ghost mod make u no turn to ghost...anyway, i get u.....

IghravweIG:
To me, the deed has already been done.
This place have started gaining the right momentum.
I personally feel we can co-exist.

Oyehomie:
Lynda...to b candid...those kinda ''rights'' i don't enjoy....if u had bn a committed membr of that city b4, u wont be sayn ds o....

Sunnepa17:
ℓ̊ can feel wot ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ goin thru @GC buh btw, ibi ile, ibeyen naa ile ni...so no shaking...we stand here also gidigba

Armynu:
Had an ulterior motive, that was y I chose Borno. Sure you reason is as good as mine.