CandiceJay:


Hi Greyworld, so sorry dis is coming late, just got in. Try GRAFT or DRAFT... not so sure

Not an issue dear, well Pls try again those ain't correct. Happy sunday, may day new month.

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 12 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 20 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
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armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
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amodu
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THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



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FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail - RALPH WALDO EMERSON.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
bad advisers are many, good advisers are very few- W.F KUMUYI
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HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face is capable of murder- MICHAEL FARADAY(1999)

2) the buttocks are like a married couple, though there is a constant friction between them, they will still love and live together - PETE EDOCHIE
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SHORT JOKES:

1) johnny a bus driver was arguing with his conductor on who was more brilliant
DRIVER- You nor go school
CONDUCTOR- haba! I go school pass you
DRIVER- oya wetin be 2 times 2?
CONDUCTOR- Ahan! Very easy, dat one na 22 naaaa
DRIVER- FOOL! Person tell you the answer for back

2)OKITAIJI- teacher i saw the strap of your bra
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- okitaiji, get out, no class for you for a week

RAY4000 started laughing...
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- why did you laugh?
RAY4000- I saw both straps of your bra
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- Get out, no class for you for one month

Teacher candicejay bends down to pick the chalk that fell down and fraiser started walking out of the class
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- Fraiser, why are you going out?
FRAISER- The thing wey i see now ma, i think my school days are over
teacher faints

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HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

HAPPY NEW MONTH AND HAPPY SUNDAY MY PEOPLE

VillageGoat, wat aff i efa done to you? haba. Na dis kind
joke u see to feature me in? Il make sure none of my sisters
look ur side again

I graduated from Uniben

okitaiji:
blocked head giftiebrown to follow bae upandown no go allow him learn book nah lol...

Guy yu get mouth sha.
Mean while d puzzle is stil unsolved.

Aleora:
ohhh cool,mine is 12 abi she go kukuma join me##how u dey?

M ցմժ jarey nd ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ?....api new mnth nd First Sunday

giftiebrown:
i pronounce dem both husband md wife...i nominate Sunnepa17 as dier official driver and okitaiji dier toilet cleaner

Lolzz....guy wake up yuu 2 D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ dream

gpstars:

from a source someone helped me check n gave me my correct callup no n state of deployment .. I only gave him my name n states I choosed finished

not even d full name, only surname go do. checked mine wit a guy from my schl since march 23. we be 5 wey check from him d same time, 3 of dem don follow stream 1, na d state wey we see for dat guy side those 3 guys see wen dey print their letter. he ask for d states I pick, enta my surname in d 1st state I call for am, "no name found", same with d 2nd and 3rd but wen he enta my surname for d 4th state(southwest), Alas, it displayed my FULL NAME and my call up nomba. All d same, 21st go soon reach.

loveablechi:
I graduated from Uniben

Mass communication

okitaiji:
hahaha this your head no correct at all..

ahh u wan trespass against sunnepa17 wife? that's means you wan die be dat

Abi ooo....ℓ̊ go soon kill ɦɨʍ if ɦɨʍ head no wan correct...lolzz

Greyworld:

Guy yu get mouth sha.
Mean while d puzzle is stil unsolved.

don't worry candicejay, barongmj and hardiohun will solve it soon

come to think of it, where is my barongmj? *in the voice of psquare* l dey miss you die

Greyworld:

Not an issue dear, well Pls try again those ain't correct. Happy sunday, may day new month.

SMART
The answer is SMART... i think

SMartins1:
Elder Okitaiji, do this for your man. let's not go into the letter.

HNM man + Happy Sunday

OK as a benevolent guy fabulicious babe is waiting patiently for you... go and take ur bae away

suogal:

thanks Okitaiji for pointing this out. Ray4000 what have you being doing behind my back. I have only been away one day. am very jealous over my own o

My Angel don't mind okitaiji his just joking. You no I love more than anything

suogal:

thanks but no thanks, am not coming. I have my personal pastor who I see whenever I want to for prayers

Yh, that's my baby let them know. Thief them.

Aleora:
hehhahahhahahah no mine me I wan buy key lock d mouth sef

that's my sugar abeg send me let me buy the key for you, I will also buy chain this giftiebrown legs for one side

Aleora:
wao tnxxxx am also blushing o

continue blushing while I go buy your ferari car

loveablechi:
I graduated from Uniben

Greatest Uniben

Department?

Greyworld:

Not an issue dear, well Pls try again those ain't correct. Happy sunday, may day new month.

come oo this one that you are cracking our babes, what is the reward for that.. candicejay say she no ans again until you attach benefit.. abi I lie candicejay

okitaiji:
OK as a benevolent guy fabulicious babe is waiting patiently for you... go and take ur bae away

Elder okitaiji, I don't understand this ur proverb. who am I takn aways

SMartins1:

Elder okitaiji, I don't understand this ur proverb. who am I takn aways

na one fine, beautiful and elegant babe call fabulicious I am given to you as your wife... u go enjoy her wella

CandiceJay:



SMART
The answer is SMART... i think

Wowowwwow! Dis gal is truly intelligent wondaful. Tnks.

MAY DAY MAY DAY MAY DAY

Seun Seun Mayday!!!!!
Your platform has been hacked and it's cruising down from a very high altitude. Mayday Mayday!!!

I've been trying to navigate to the Nysc batch A stream 2 thread, alas it appears I find myself in the romance section.

It's an emergency call, do something

Meanwhile, CrazyMan you're yet to reply my mail o.

okitaiji:
na one fine, beautiful and elegant babe call fabulicious I am given to you as your wife... u go enjoy her wella

Elder Okitaiji as spoken #gbam
here is a keg of fresh palm wine from Villagegoat's bar!!!

where are you fabulicious

VillageGOAT:

baba, you know that am a pastor, and fraiser is an elder in our church, so he knows that i can't do such things, but in zecharia Chapter 4 vs 9, the lord said i should pray for suogal, so give her my number, tell her to come fasting for the night vigil in my house, a power packed programme, filled with the touch of the lord, elder fraiser would come with the anoiting oil for the anoiting service, you can just stay in your house, nothing will happen,,, halleluia...



Chai, page 100
this land is a special land
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okitaiji
fraiser
jay4000 sorry i mean ray4000

the price of this land goes to the highest bidder
the starting price is 1 trillion dollars
incase you want to buy it, you can contact my agent on 080-419-911-02


i officially dedicate this land to my lollipop and sugarbaby - lyndalyn55

thank u.

Thrillest, what's up with you? hope you're enjoying the CITY?

To be sincere, it been informative really but I just can't help all this rumor that we won't be going to camp this month, that it July. I don't know if anyone could help clear this doubt. Am really confused here To be sincere, it been informative really but I just can't help all this rumor that we won't be going to camp this month, that it July. I don't know if anyone could help clear this doubt. Am really confused here

SMartins1:


Elder Okitaiji as spoken #gbam
here is a keg of fresh palm wine from Villagegoat's bar!!!

where are you fabulicious

that's my Inlaw, I know you will take good care of my angel fabulicious. but if I hear say you d chook eyes for other bae I will redraw my own from you.

my dear fabulicious follow your new Boby smartins1 to his house and report back to me how far he has treated you... I give you my blessing

Thrillest:
To be sincere, it been informative really but I just can't help all this rumor that we won't be going to camp this month, that it July. I don't know if anyone could help clear this doubt. Am really confused here To be sincere, it been informative really but I just can't help all this rumor that we won't be going to camp this month, that it July. I don't know if anyone could help clear this doubt. Am really confused here

I thought we had left ds rumour-spreading stage. NA wa oooo

Thrillest:
To be sincere, it been informative really but I just can't help all this rumor that we won't be going to camp this month, that it July. I don't know if anyone could help clear this doubt. Am really confused here To be sincere, it been informative really but I just can't help all this rumor that we won't be going to camp this month, that it July. I don't know if anyone could help clear this doubt. Am really confused here

Brotherly/Sisterly,
We have passed dis rumor stage na, haba. Whenever u hear such
rumors, leave them be. In fact "unhear" them. People just want to
give u worry dats y dey spread such unfounded talks nd i do not
want you to worry. Stick with facts for now, one fact is NYSC
timetable has not changed.......
To others that will still come along with rumors they've heard, pls
we don't want to hear it (no offense). We re keeping it positive here
so join in d positivity. Gracias

#Copied

I ain't spreading rumors pls. I am only trying to Clear a doubt here pls

Noted

okitaiji:
that's my Inlaw, I know you will take good care of my angel fabulicious. but if I hear say you d chook eyes for other bae I will redraw my own from you.

my dear fabulicious follow your new Boby smartins1 to his house and report back to me how far he has treated you... I give you my blessing

My eyes sees nothing "else" but my fabulicious candy...will take very good care of her.