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a stone's throw from yaba centre to the left.

woh yu min yu wan tu dis mi?

by.dot fillage!

lol

@mykali
ahn-ahn. . that was just to compensate for the upper-cut.

na u o nigezie warri wannabe chicken! AKA studio $^&@

u could never know.

rebrand u mean. lol

mykalicious

warri wannabe, u don come?

don't make Lysaa look like a garment that could be turned inside-out, outside-in now.

ben na big time suspect na

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding,

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see, Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you
want to
see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
calls
for
back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer

slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Off icer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The
woman
steps out
of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car
and
murdered
the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands
it to
the
officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have
a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the
owne r.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!


P.S: I am that older woman, u shouldn't, wouldn't, couldn't mess with me.

os courfe, for example ben's siggy, thats his way.

dunno, my mind slips me.

it depends on the direction. Which one u mean?

m so Chinese in my left mind

yeah i realized early enough. Since u know its cheap, u're on ur way out and i'm glad for u

wear comfy shoes and u're good to start off ur drive.

and sweeliet came like an angel to bare u on her wings all of a sudden she turned into a masquerade and was spitting fire.

i knowed

still dont get it. who is stanley?

we did that together b4 i accepted Christ into my life. . u should do the same.

who be stanley?

tytylayor:
who do yaga yaga, go see yaga yaga

ty

suh kin fake link! suh kin fake link!

dat na the same voice wen dey ask for inside ATM 'anything for the boyz?' be dat

who do anyhow go see anyhow.

Pomade is useless right now, cos he's high.

yu cum hia naw. . knocks him on the head.

wen yu cum tu clas, pay at ten tion.

erm, i know say i be human being, thank u.

su pah lingo hia. LOL.

can't be bothered to care less, i still have much to last me thru the yr into nxt. U need a loan?without dividends o.

the promo ismind blowing, from ben 10 to 20001

. .and halt! hold it there! don;t even start the story, i heard twas awful.