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Jokes Etc / Re: What Do You Call This In Your Mother's Tongue? by lysaa(f): 7:25am On Dec 23, 2012
See ridiculousness lol
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian In HARVARD UNI. NAIJA No Dey Carry Last by lysaa(f): 7:16am On Dec 23, 2012
Old but still funny
Jokes Etc / Re: Phone Conversation Between A Chinese Guy And An Operator by lysaa(f): 6:16pm On Dec 22, 2012
Well, that's an ok joke..just ok.
Forum Games / Re: Make A Sentence From 5 Letters **reloaded** by lysaa(f): 11:33pm On Mar 06, 2012
Remember Our Lord's Eager to Save

Forum Games / Re: Ask A question,get A Wrong Answer Cont by lysaa(f): 11:24pm On Mar 06, 2012
No long tin

How is it ur concern?
Forum Games / Re: Say It And Prove It. by lysaa(f): 11:17pm On Mar 06, 2012
He's actually the one spoiling the good game he started.


If 50x + 50x = 1y
Find x in 4 letter word
Y in 5 letter word.

? the heck?
Forum Games / Re: Answer A Question With A Question by lysaa(f): 11:13pm On Mar 06, 2012
whats with the name u bear?
Forum Games / Re: I Hate It When: by lysaa(f): 11:09pm On Mar 06, 2012
I like wrappers; Hollandis, Silks, George, Asoke, kente, brocade etc. which is he?

O damn it when i talk this way
Forum Games / Re: I Hate It When: by lysaa(f): 10:03pm On Mar 06, 2012

*gives her a hug*
whats up with you?
S'all good, u?


^^^ mstchwww!

no hug person wife ooo

big head! angry
how do u manage to uncover people's secrets? Now I hate this. sad
Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by lysaa(f): 9:51pm On Mar 06, 2012

Booque u dey f up oooo,anything like dat direct Badosky.Ayam d voice 4 Women of Jokes section, by d time I letter-skin him alive walai he go tell u "Mo sorry mi mo mo".

*Badosky goes on a hunt for dat fish smelling scales"
angry angry angry sad

Hmm since when?

Politics / Re: Boko Haram Threatens To Kill US Ambassador McCulley by lysaa(f): 12:30pm On Feb 10, 2012
Useless boko haram! Do they think they can play man like some piece of chess?!
Politics / Re: Abu Qaqa: How Suicide Bombers Are Picked by lysaa(f): 12:24pm On Feb 10, 2012

It baffles me, if s'one will perpetrate all manner of evil and think of nothin but love making in paradise. For men wit 1 or m more women it is possible 2 satisfy them? it not easy 2 do it every day,n 365days. So having 77virgins its foolish an idea,beside its where d creator reigns some shameless coward are tinkin of mating there. D bombers are not virgins they expect any cos dont deserve any if d false promise is anthin 2 go bye- very! very!! very!!! fake religion
lol Funny yet so true.
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland Proposal! by lysaa(f): 12:09pm On Feb 10, 2012
No new gist since last year!
Forum Games / Re: I Hate It When: by lysaa(f): 12:07pm On Feb 10, 2012
I hate it when i start craving to meet new pple.
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland Proposal! by lysaa(f): 7:22pm On Dec 13, 2011
The surprise on the guy's face is so thrilling. Maybe when its established who these really are, i'll take a cue.
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland Proposal! by lysaa(f): 7:18pm On Dec 13, 2011
Do u mean u are just knowing this
Jokes Etc / Re: Xmas Chicken In The Kitchen. . .the Bomb! by lysaa(f): 7:04pm On Dec 13, 2011
bin gbagbo:

A couple bought a big fat hen on 2th december for the xmas the next day.
Oh heck! funny how some things don't just change.
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland Proposal! by lysaa(f): 6:58pm On Dec 13, 2011
Oh pharoh, this is not about me i mean. .u know me, i'm not ashamed to post my crap lol. U sure have connections as a man about the land so hit me with some juicy info when u get some.  wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Twice As Nice Lol by lysaa(f): 6:37pm On Dec 13, 2011
Mikuz meet me at rumuokrushi by 8am 2mao. .got biz for u! cool
Jokes Etc / Nairaland Proposal! by lysaa(f): 6:30pm On Dec 13, 2011
I'm not quite sure who these are but its been confirmed they are nairalanders. Further info on this should contact me@casting.com

Jokes Etc / Re: Message From The Queen by lysaa(f): 6:24pm On Dec 13, 2011
hmm samiller stop spreading fake rumor! angry
Crime / Re: Two 9-day-old Babies Abducted By Gunmen In A Private Hospital In Imo by lysaa(f): 8:39pm On Dec 03, 2011
This is crazy! Horrible things are happening lately and they're all geared towards rituals and the likes.
Jokes Etc / Re: Ways To Turn Off Unwanted Guyz by lysaa(f): 6:10pm On Nov 07, 2011
Even if na royal rambo 10 of u nor fit take me out. U dig?
Jokes Etc / Re: Bin In Luv by lysaa(f): 10:49am On Nov 07, 2011
Funny but doesn't strike as a new joke even tho twas pimped.
Jokes Etc / Re: Translate This Word To English by lysaa(f): 1:05am On Nov 07, 2011
Can do it in hausa tho- minini kai! inyarinya bakani akra walai. tongue
Jokes Etc / Re: Ajibel by lysaa(f): 12:52am On Nov 07, 2011
Ajibel is in Ikot Ekpene, ask Edet if u think i'm lying. . BTW, ajibel is an *****
Jokes Etc / Re: Ways To Turn Off Unwanted Guyz by lysaa(f): 12:42am On Nov 07, 2011
Studio CFR:

seeing it before

still funny sha grin
come this old man, u think say na ludo dem dey play here? "2 siking!" embarassed
Jokes Etc / Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by lysaa(f): 1:24am On Oct 11, 2011
The economy is so bad mickey mouse had to go to lego land cos he couldnt afford disney land lol to myself!
Jokes Etc / Re: This Section Is Crazy! But Can It Be Cured? by lysaa(f): 11:47pm On Oct 10, 2011

the solution to that must also contain INNOVATION.

let me paint a scenerio:


It gets a wierd name, something that goes along with PURGATORY, REFUGEE CAMP, KIRIKIRI ALCATRAZ etc.

Then inside this section there are just two subsections, MALE WARD and FEMALE WARD.

then once this facility is ready, the MOD's start sending all the banned members in there. they will have a MAXIMUM OF TWO TOPICS TO CHOOSE FROM in there and THEY WILL LOSE their ability to post on ANY OTHER PART OF THE ENTIRE FULL FORUM. they will be able to view all that the "free" members are doing but they cant do anything else for the full duration of the ban. of course there will be MOD's down there in charge of DISCIPLINE, WHO WILL ORGANIZE PANELS to settle disputes and ULTIMATELY TO CARRY OUT EXECUTIONS (outright termination of a membership)

To them it will be like getting sent to the Pen and when they finally get out to start posting on the normal forum, us the free members will be like ' hey yo! dude, Just got off the pen did yah? heard you were Mr. X's B*T*CH down there'. lol . They get to be called ex convicts and stuff you know, just STIGMATIZE them. Make the banning have more implications.

but truly wouldn't the picture look rosy around NL by that time?
Jokes Etc / Re: Solve Without Using Table by lysaa(f): 11:40pm On Oct 10, 2011
i get the gist!
Jokes Etc / Re: Smart Driver by lysaa(f): 11:37pm On Oct 10, 2011
im try.
Jokes Etc / Re: Yab Section! Let There Be Yabs! by lysaa(f): 11:36pm On Oct 10, 2011
wait first, what are u trying to do?

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