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veggy

o thats not a job common!

gigolo

lets say a 1/2daful day. .lol.

was indoors all thru, but well, took a ride round to str8en my legs. how'bout u?

senseless is the game that has been on here, can't u guys just adhere to instructions?

oh not u again!

court-jester

hi babes, hi welli dear. u guys are rocking the land. i hail.

ate

dodo (fried plantain)

Men are like….Commercials. You can’t believe a word they say.

men in trees

lol. I expected a reply that, I don't care tho. keeps me laughing on.

1. Men are like….Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
2. Men are like ….Vacations. They never seem long enough.
3. Men are like….Bank machines.Once they withdraw they lose interest.
4. Men are like ….Weather. Nothing can be done about either one of them.
5. Men are like….Blenders. You need one but your not quite sure why.
6. Men are like….Cement. After getting laid, they take along time to get hard.
7. Men are like….Chocolate Bars. Sweet,smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.  8. Men are like….Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
9. Men are like….Commercials. You can’t believe a word they say.
10. Men are like….Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
11. Men are like….Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.
12. Men are like….Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. 
13.  Men are like….Lawn Mowers. If your not pushing one around, you’re riding it.
14. Men are like….Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
15. Men are like….Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
16. Men are like ….Snowstorms. You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long he will last.

more?. . .

Men are like,  Computers.
    Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like,  Coolers.
    Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like,  Copiers.
    You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like,  Bike helmets.
    Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.

Men are like,  Used Cars.
   Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

Men are like,  High heels.
   They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like,  Curling irons.
    They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like,  Lava lamps.
    Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like,  Mini skirts.
    If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

Men are like,  Noodles.
    They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Men are like,  Plungers.
    They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like,  Placemats.
    They only show up when there's food on the table.

thanks babes. c ya soon.

so gbor? where dEm deY?

babe, i need to go sleep. its been a hectic day for me.

nmirioyi

he's been lonely maybe.lol


hey, there was a guy on idols west Africa auditoning that said he wanted to sing Ronry by Akon. and he went. .
Ronry,
I am so ronry. .

it was so funny.

bane

Welli congrats, u won. . .































Nothing!!!! hehehehehe

snake

uga seller

uga be ego o ne? 

U guys are playing a priceless game now.

nothing much, my exam was cancelled. its a shame  


my superman. wetin dey na?



Ib, hope u are getting stronger na Dat kind thing them mean.

bands

instead of unequal yoking, do the blending

God's up, now thats true.

lie: I so don't need to rest

hey welli, miss u, miss ur angry face on that thread. lol
how was ur day?


tboi, sup?

fans

today was such a waste! i can't believe it.

match them or yoke them, the result is uneven

dance