adaora015:


Ok .... Whenever ure ready , let me knw with a bottle of champagne, roses and ferari

*fraiser* if buy that Ferrari..... U will need to disclose , Inshort declare all ur Assets @ the village Court oooo in order to access whether looting or Frauding is involved !! Thanks .

WeedyGonzalez:
There was a country

Yes oooo , where we are serving currently in our various homes without no Allawee.

Yekaamor:
I heard it too....it's this morning

Eyah .. So na there *Coming Soon* be this BA ?
Why all this na ....... No funds ?

flamingsword1:
From what I heard in an audio conversation between kemi and a pcm, it seems we are not going to camp soon. In fact the money has not even been approved

Biko ... Is this audio recorded this morning or stale ones

Fraiser:
chai... Baba why u go dey burst my bubbles like dis na wen u know sey EbyNicole dey my syd... I go disfriend u o...

Bro ... I no mean to burst ur bubbles oooo , na later *lopsie* they clear me matter say she miss u ni oooo and she need text am to me in proverb , shey u grab !!

Fraiser:
lol... D remaining single dudes go still chill till we don dey satisfied ni o...

Okay oooo make them chill oooo .. But me dey excluded oooo plus *Thrillest* na my switim my honey pie now oooo abeg make una leave that lane oooo ..

Fraiser:
oya comot honeybash from dat list jor, hw u go dey mention my name wit okitaiji, which kyn defamation of character b dat? Take ur tym o...

Okay , baba I will remove *honeybash* from this list ... But this Mr oki na Scam oooo why he go dey talk say mansion dey for honeybash already na waoooo I go need re-file his case for village court be that ....

Thrillest:

No mind me jare. Am alright

Okay dear , Good morning & how's ur night !!! And I hope this nysc ish isn't getting to yhu that much sha .. Coz personally me tire for there prolonged story oooo

Thrillest:
#NYSCNOTSCRAPPED ...
PRESIDENCY CLEARS THE AIR!

Contrary to the rumour renting the social media that the National Youth Service Scheme (NYSC), established since 1975 by then Head of State General Yakubu Gowon (retd), has been summarily disbanded and scrapped by President Muhammadu Buhari, alongside post Jamb tertiary institutions exam, UMTE, authoritative Villa source has promptly denied such as unfounded and legally illogical.

"NYSC is a creation of the law. Only another law can repeal it."

- Garba Shehu (Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity)
Copied from nysc official Facebook page

*Thrillest*

Wow ... Firstly I would say ur post here is Good news plus have been waiting for days now for u to say a word here in this village ... How u , bae ?

okitaiji:
lmao... u know sey I be one of the chief in this village so we marry anyhow we like, ask fraiser he will explain more. but as per to pay lavy to help your ministry I will come to service your chamber

So are yhu now saying *fraiser* is your partner in crime now , BA ?? U can marry as u like , what abt the remaining single dudes in this village are they castrated or wht ...?

okitaiji:
my bae has finally agreed, fraiser u d see ba

Hurray ... But no forget say u have reached ur limits of women oooo here in this village , but any other added advantages u might need to secure a new wifey yhu can come over to village court to pay levies/fines .. ASAP !!! Plus other documents u need To sign . Abishabby , Slimfitdiva & honeybash need to be present too


Remain bless .. Mr Oki !!!

Fraiser:
babe dont mind him o, na d boko of dis village b dat, team forced marriage, tank God sey hin never kidnap u, oya com sitdan for my syd jare, make we dey enjoy dis cold zobo nd kilichi togeda...

Fraiser:
babe dont mind him o, na d boko of dis village b dat, team forced marriage, tank God sey hin never kidnap u, oya com sitdan for my syd jare, make we dey enjoy dis cold zobo nd kilichi togeda...

*clears throat * hey ... *Lopsie* just text me now say u never pay for ur 5litres of palmie whey u drink ooooo !!!

Fraiser:
oya gimme ruler make I measure ur tin first bfor I know wetin go talk...

Bro what's the actual measurement needed for a sound relationship ... plus u know u will need to take the measurements in two places I.e first measurement b4 Ere*tion and second measurement with Ere*tion...shey u grab

Dr Meyer fraiser...

EbyNicole:
Lol no be small tin but let me pardon him 4 now sha

Ok bae , how's ur day ?? Plus hope ur not too bored about this nysc ish ..

EbyNicole:
Lol so you married me without my consent,my hand no dey oo

Baby ... Its called marriage @ first Sight , but incase u need to file up any case or issue we have a village court here with good lawyers thou

eelipumper:

You talk well my brother. In addition, I feel sometimes we neglect the good ones cuz they don't suit our so called taste. Guilty of that though.

Yep sure ... Girls do that too they neglect a nigga all becoz of so called taste ish !!! Eitherways Good relationships still exist thou just rare somehow..

okitaiji:
As my liar sorry lawyer during my court case with slimfitdiva, i promise to do what u want. infact Edynicole is my wifey now, i will take u to one of my mansion tmao... Abeg make slimfitdiva nd Abishaddy no hear am oo

I thought the house is meant for *honeybash* now ...

eelipumper:
I broke up from a very serious relationship during February period, hoping I'll use the camp period to get over it.... Oboy!! Till now, I still never recover. Some girls can break heart sha. I need everyone to answer abeg, to ease up the tension. What do ladies really want in a relationship.? I've been in over 20 and yet Still confused.

Keyword - *they aint satisfied* only if ur lucky to jam one .... 4/10 in our generation !!!

Note : its either the real girls are taken or rare and vice-versa

BlackGoldBoy:
Na so 4th of june go.. ..camp we no enter.. ..NYSc mgt they talk "soon".....soon go soon come....i jus hope say wen "soon" go go we go don enter camp.. ..I greet Everyone!

Na season film oooo.... We dey wait for the *season finale* coming soon !!!

Fkhalifa:
PCM we must do everything within our capability to avoid delay in pass out, we are passing out same date scheduled for stream1

Abi which kind foolish talk be that sef

I wonder ... Oooo , passing out same time sounds awkward to me !!! Coz the tag name never changed its still #nyscbatchAstream2

fraiser2:
for wia? Baba wen I don dey on palmie level na den my brain dey sharp pass, I go com dey reason like obama, anytin I tell u under shayo level no doubt am baba na confirm, infact d hospitality of lopsie sef is enof to brighten my brain.

*clears throat * Hospitality of Lopsie ...

Lopsie - you are the best babe ...

Skydweller:

oga fraiser2, i salute your dual nature. You outsmart that mod. Kudos. Secondly, i thank you specially for the info. I go believe this info because you no get past record of failed infos. For this reason i go go buy hypo to take sama my white nicker wey i don use play football. Tunde! Tunde! Con go buy me hypo and klin. Camp don ready.

Lmao .. Meanwhile fraiser just comot from *lopsie bar * na 5litres of palmwine he drink .. So the nigga no dey hin real eyes ooooooooo !!!

Fraiser info na 4/10 Oooo

uchelvlink:
National Youth Service Corps - NYSC
2016 BATCH 'A' (STREAM II) ORIENTATION COURSE COMMENCES SOON
The NYSC Management wishes to inform prospective Corps members that, based on the assurance received from the Federal Government regarding release of funds, the 2016 Batch 'A' (Stream II) Orientation course will commence soon.
Prospective Corps members are, therefore, requested to watch out for specific date for commencement of the exercise, which will be announced as soon as all necessary logistics are put in place.
Management empathizes with the affected prospective Corps members, and appeals for continued patience even as all efforts on the matter are fast yielding results.
Signed:
Management
2 mins · NOCEN 2014 GRADUATES

Okay , Ma'am ...

barongmj:
Any1 this belives what this woman said would belive that Bill Gates is black. Are they just knowing the number of PCMs camping? We registered about 6month ago nd our various institutions sent our names way b4 then. Was 6month not enough to get extra cash for 5500?the change of date isn't even d issue bt d lie of an excuse given like we r some sort of gullible illitrates

Abi na ... .. Its now they knew the actual figures per batch , what about the period whereby graduates that registered isn't up to 220 thousand graduates as she claimed .. The remaining funds will be sent Back to FG , BA ?

CandiceJay:
I put a call through to Miss Kemi and il summarise d convo

The issue we are having is that the FG always budgets for 220 thousand graduates per batch. Now this year, there are 275 thousand graduates for batch a. No funds for the extra 55000 graduates. Now, they re trying to get the FG to approve more funds. She also has pleaded with the DG to issue a statement to PCMs which is very important. So they will definitely call us up bt only wen the extra funds is approved.

*clears throat* in a nutshell if I'm ryt , wht she's saying is 220 thousand graduates has already been mobilized for batch A , BA ? So we are the remaining 55000 thousands graduates seeking for funds !!! Smh , May God see us through..

wman:
Breaking News : FG SCRAPS NYSC SCHEME... WE WILL ALLOW SERVING CORPS MEMBERS TO PASS OUT Says FG As NYSC DG Appeals For Calm...

The Federal government has scrapped the National Youth Service Corps NYSC in a bid to cut down spendings. This was reached after today's Federal Executive Council Meeting. It will be recalled that the Federal Government had scrapped Post UTME to enable JAMB carry out its statutory responsibility of conducting admissions into the nation's Universities, Polytechnics and colleges of Education.
Meanwhile, all youth corps members currently serving now will be allowed to round off their service year with full financial benefits .

Will yhu keep kwayet , Gerrarrrrrrrrrrrrra hia ...

Sunnepa17:




Chaii lonngmann don snatch my wife away 4rm ♍ƺ oooo.....

Abi na bro .. I just dey look the scene whether u no go fight for ur love like this

daudae1:
NYSC are not serious......LET the protest Begin!! NYSC BLEEP UP!!SCRapt this NONsense..BUHari and Kazaure are failures...NOnesense

Yhu just dey realize say them be f*ck boys...

Kinghenreey:

I swear that's a nice idea. few days back, I frustrated one of NYSC mobilization guy. I ve always tried his number and the guy will not pick. Naso i just vex say today oo na me and you. I promised myself to give am 200 missed calls. when the thing reached 63, he picked am. Naso me too vex i no con talk. I CONTINUED this for about an hour by putting ma phone on Auto-dial. after like over 100times, the guy con switch off the phone. i con leave for abt 2hrs and then strt again. I can feel the FRUSTRATION all over him. I Con send am message that "what you just felt is a little portion of the frustration i face everyday wetin for una good news." Aswear that day it felt as if i won a TROPHY. I will willingly do the same to Minister of Finance if i catch her number. If them say i no go rest, Aswaer they too no go rest

Lmao ... Crazy dude , that's dope thou

uchelvlink:


but it doesn't take 3minutes to open a new Gmail account na!

Attagirl ... Plus gmail no Dey write attendance

uchelvlink:
I just needed to remind them that we Shall be in Camp by Saturday and Sunday!

When that day comes, some of you will say i told you!

So i repeat, we Shall be in Camp Saturday and Sunday!

Shey na Redeem camp bae or which one ?

uchelvlink:
Thanks for the update, but we shall be in Camp Saturday and Sunday!

Smartins 1 , come see ur babe oooo ... Na Saturday and Sunday camping she dey yell since ooooo