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PoliticsRe: Peter Obi's 65th Birthday: Man Buys Fuel For Keke, Okada And Car Owners by MadMonk: 6:13pm On Jul 20
Before you know it now one thief will counter this by going to a fuel station with a bag full of stolen public money to celebrate either PBAT or APC or even the Iya Alakara worldwide!😃
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Never Condemns Biafra Or IPOB - Ali Modu Sheriff by MadMonk: 11:54am On Jul 07
That Ali Modu Sheriff is a free man and talking about a man whose shoe he can't lace morally tells you everything you needed to know about Nigeria and hee current political leaders! The same Ali Sherrif of all crawling reptiles!
BusinessRe: 'I Make N2.5million Monthly': Corn Seller Sparks Social Media Debate(video) by MadMonk: 11:20pm On Jul 06
The Feds don program this one to justify the akara scenario painted recently!
PoliticsRe: How Fake Agency ‘DG’ Adeyemi Outsmarted Federal Officials To Secure CBN Accounts by MadMonk: 4:10pm On Jul 05
Did the man also concort the budget itself? Because that must have been the only damn way his nonexistent parastatal got into the budget Come to think of it, how many other nonexistent parastatals do we even know that are in the same budget?!!!
CelebritiesRe: Seyi Vodi Tells Peller To Go Back To School (Photos/Video) by MadMonk: 5:31pm On Jul 02
This advice wouldn't have happened if YCEE hadn't happened!😁
CrimeRe: Adeniyi Adeyemi Matthew: Fake Agency DG Fraudulently Opened CBN Account –Onanuga by MadMonk: 10:22am On Jul 02
This is beyond ridiculous! Just imagine this happening under Goodluck Jonathan's administration with APC in opposition! Heavens would literally fall and rightly so! But now it's under the APC, we're being urged to exercise constraints and restraints and to listen to the Presidency's explanation of this madness! So one can simply walk into the CBN and open not just one account but a bunch of them for a government agency without proper kyc or verification by the bankers' bank!
CrimeRe: Adeniyi Adeyemi Matthew: Fake Agency DG Fraudulently Opened CBN Account –Onanuga by MadMonk: 10:06am On Jul 02
This is beyond ridiculous! Just imagine this happening under Goodluck Jonathan's administration with APC in opposition! Heavens would literally fall and rightly so! But now it's under the APC, we're being urged to exercise constraints and restraints and to listen to the Presidency's explanation of this madness!
PoliticsRe: Sowore Mocks Peter Obi: They'll Soon Deregister Your Marriage. What Can You Do? by MadMonk: 11:53am On Jul 01
Sowore is a delusional and confused political iconoclast hellbent on setting ablaze anything, including himself, in his confused and completely disorganised fight for political power!
Foreign AffairsRe: South African Activist Phakel Says Each SA Citizen Can Earn 1M Without Working by MadMonk: 10:43am On Jul 01
If it's without working, "earning" isn't the appropriate term for this!
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa Makes Fresh Move To Deport Chidimma Adetshina by MadMonk: 6:58pm On Jun 30
What the hell's wrong with the babe sef? What hell's she doing in the damned country up till now?😐
BusinessRe: Akara Business: And So What? by MadMonk: 3:28pm On Jun 28
The energy and time spent writing this long thing in defence of 50K proposal to start Akara business is more than enough to write a meaningful public letter to the Prseident to stop listening to lies and liars and do something urgent to arrest the security and economic slide prevalent all over the country today! This totally shameful!!
PoliticsRe: State Police Will Face Funding Crisis, Abuse By Governors — Balarabe Sule by MadMonk: 10:39am On Jun 26
As if we haven't been seeing governors buying a lot gears and equipment for the Police in different States since the return of this stupid brand of democracy. Again, how well funded is the Federal Police? Again, let the governors protect their own people first and let the Federal government assist when and where necessary. The current arrangement has failed and there's nothing wrong in trying something new. Besides, the governors have had a free pass on security for far too long while the Feds get the stick for even a domestic violence in faraway Wudil!
PoliticsRe: Cubana Chief Priest Unveils ‘city Boys’ Lamborghini & Rolls-royce (video) by MadMonk: 7:16pm On Jun 24
Asiwaju's campaign should cut this guy loose! He adds absolutely nothing to the campaign!
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Gave 177 Cars To Traditional Rulers, Judges In Anambra In 2013 by MadMonk: 10:03pm On Jun 19
He gave them out to verifiable, living human beings, he didn't steal them or inflate their prices! Next allegation, please!
PoliticsRe: Dayo Amusa To Peter Obi: You Can’t Criticise Without Giving Solutions by MadMonk: 10:01pm On Jun 19
This is beyond you, handy! Stick to the budget skits and No 4 Edidi Lane movies and know peace!
PoliticsRe: To Answer Interview Questions, He Could Not – Daniel Bwala Mocks Peter Obi by MadMonk: 3:13am On Jun 18
And this is coning from a double face, double talking mercenary who set himself ablaze before the whole world while purporting to answer questions at Al Jazeerah studio a few months back! Once the capacity to feel ashamed disappears, man and wild animal become one!!
BusinessRe: Dangote Refinery Slashes Petrol Gantry Price By ₦75/Litre by MadMonk: 9:28am On Jun 16
Even when no single ship has crossed the strait of hormus since yesterday? This doesn't add up one bit! Baba has been using the conflict to cash out on all of us!
PoliticsRe: Soludo: Igbos must not waste our votes again, I endorse Tinubu for second term by MadMonk: 8:04pm On Jun 15
Professor ndi ala! How can a supposedly highly educated man say that a vote cast based on the dictates of an individual's conscience is a waste simply because the candidate the person voted for didn't win?
SportsRe: Morocco Will No Longer Submit Bids To Host African Competitions - Fouzi Lekjaa by MadMonk: 1:24pm On Jun 14
They should Bleep off the African continent and all African competitions altogether! Simply because Senegal and the rest of the world resisted the brazen attempt by the disgraceful CAF to hand them the Nation's Cup on a platter just for hosting it!! It's become glaring that Morocco and its present generation of Gen-z players kind of think themselves as superior to Africa and would rather be elsewhere! They should quit Africa and migrate to wherever that suits them and leave us the Bleep alone! Imagine Morroco looking down on Africa, especially the black part of Africa, which is all but the whole Africa! It's not their fault though! Just imagine the types of leaders in black Africa, especially Nigeria, where bandits and outlaws have almost brought g the country to its knees while the very people who are supposed to stop the nonsense are busy cashing out from the very activities threatening to destroy the country! Damn!!!
CrimeRe: Bello Turji Names Baby Born In Captivity After Him, Conducts A Naming Ceremony by MadMonk: 7:42am On Jun 14
It's nonsensical and laughable to say he bought a ram! He stole it!! That nigga never buys anything!!!
Science/TechnologyRe: Python I Caught This His Morning by MadMonk: 8:51pm On Jun 12
You caught him doing what?🫥
PoliticsRe: 2027: ADC & NDC Will See Election Practical In Rivers, They Will understand-Wike by MadMonk: 12:10am On Jun 01
A rigging machine who also is benches in Nigeria's legal profession! The joke's on Nigeria!
CrimeRe: Family Finds Missing Son Locked In Prison For 18years Since Age 14 Without Trial by MadMonk: 9:02am On May 31
Nigeria is a very dangerous place, folks. Let's be very careful and perhaps prayerful always, please. This is the third time I'll be encountering this sort of blood cuddling story of incaceration without a case file or a charge! First was a very disturbing story which played out before and Ibadan High Court around 2010 or thereabouts. A kid sent by his father to buy kerosene, I think, got grabbed by a raiding police patrol team didn't return home that evening. The family searched everywhere, including police stations across the city and finally gave up. 18 years later, a friend of his father was visiting a relative incarcerated at Agodi prison and got spotted by the boy ((now a man) as he and other inmates were being brought back from court even though there was no case file or crime attached to his name! A judge of the High Court of Oyo State subsequently freed him after his old father and family engaged a lawyer to file for his release from the marathon illegal detention!

My own younger brother also suffered the same fate and spent 2 years plus at Kirikiri prison in Lagos. Again, no case file, no charges. It took a lawsuit before Lagos High Court to get him out finally. Even the Judge couldn't believe it someone could be incarcerated in a prison without any charge or court order to that effect! Like I said, this is a very dangerous country where weird things happen to absolutely innocent people daily and without consequences! May God help us!🙏
PoliticsRe: Folashade Tinubu-Ojo Rejects Justice Forum, Mandate Movement by MadMonk: 6:50pm On May 28
I hate APC as a party but the Iyaloja is right! All forms of sectionalisn or schism should be avoided in political parties!
BusinessRe: Which Nigerian Bank App Is The Worst In 2026? by MadMonk: 10:57pm On May 24
Polaris Vulte by a distance!
PoliticsRe: For participating in APC Primary, Osifo Has More Courage Than Obi - Onanuga by MadMonk: 8:34am On May 24
Yes, we agree! Osifo's Dutch courage and your mickey-mouse primaries are not the solutions to the escalating security and economic challenges crippling this country! The earlier y'all wake up from your daydreaming the better for your old asses!😐
PoliticsRe: Bayo Onanuga Knocks Obi Over ‘Gun To My Head’ One-Term Vow by MadMonk: 11:18am On May 14
May be heard should change it to "gun to Onanuga's head!" instead! 😁
PoliticsRe: Nothing Has Changed, What Matters Is The Overall Interest Of APC - Gov Fubara by MadMonk: 4:15am On May 14
Where else could you go, bozo? Once a chicken, always a chicken!🙂
Foreign AffairsRe: U.S Intel Suggests Iran Has Considerable Military Capabilities, Countering Trump by MadMonk: 10:03am On May 13
So Iran won the war, right? Poor US & Israel!😗
PoliticsRe: Wike Visits APC National Chairman, Nentawe Yilwatda, In Abuja by MadMonk: 8:38am On May 13
Obviously to thank him for bullshitting the dummy governor who couldn't stand up for himself even when his entire State was ready to fight to death for him!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Cannot Borrow Its Way To Development – Oyedele by MadMonk: 8:33am On May 13
Say what! They will soon pursue you! Talks like that got the other man fired!! The only economic principle this government knows is borrow! borrow!! borrow!!!

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