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Nairaland GeneralRe: You're Digging Your Graves, Fight Hasn't Started - Wike Tells Fubara, Others by madone: 7:25am On Oct 21, 2024
Fight will start in 3years time when Sim will need vote. That time he will speak english to his people on what has has done so far. RIVER STATE is under a siege of leader fighting after office.
From all indication wike will serve Tinubu then you will want ro go for Presidential race then Tinubu will kick him out. Then he will start attending seminars and inaugural lectures and opening ceremonies and graduation parties just like Rotimj Amechi is doing right now. After him Sim will also fight with his subordinate and the chain continues.
FamilyRe: Will My Life Get Better When I Got Married? by madone:
grin find a good girl to date first, then open ya ears to listen to her words of advice. No marry tiktok branded eeeediot ooo. Follow these steps
1. Get a job; it doesn't have to be a big job just something to get you some money at hand and keep yoir mind busy.
2. Change your wardrobe with some decent wear not expensive but clean and good fit. Some few shirts and trouser well ironed and neat will do.
3. Rent a room if you dont have one. Ask for family support just get a roof over your head, depending on the town you live get something decent not expensive, keep it clean.
4. Join a society and become active, it could be a church or mosque just be active and get involved with people and activities. And be friendly dont look down on your self
5. Start your search for a good girl there are many of them. Dont go to facebook group , tiktok, dating app or any thing social media. Just check thru your work place or a primary or secondary school close to your work place or close to your house, or your church or mosque you will see some young female teachers, no look yansh or breast look character there are no glory or destiny in big yansh or breast.
6. Look for girls in your religious group. You will see them those calm, focus girl them dey there, visit other religious organised programs you will still see them. The truth is that there are girls out there praying to meet a man like you.
7. When you meet the girl dont form dont lie, be real with her if she wan stay your sincerity will keep her.
8. If she agrees to date you the open your ear and listen to her advice then keep away from other girls and useless guys i bet you if you do well to love that girl yoir life will change.
TravelRe: This Is How Fuel Is Being Smuggled From Adamawa To Cameroon by madone:
chrisxxx:
This is the reason for the high cost of fuel in Nigeria. The aim is to increase fuel cost at tandem to its cost in Cameroon and other areas they smuggle it to.
you think fuel transported like this will be cheap when it gets to its destination? It will be very expensive. Moreover this is not the reason fuel is cost or scarse in Nigeria
Foreign AffairsRe: Human Shields In Israeli - Gaza War by madone: 6:38am On Oct 19, 2024
FreeAllOppresse:
Because the world started in Oct 7 right?

It's funny how every parrot keeps shouting Oct 7 as if it happened in isolation.

Since you are too lazy to google it, here are some links:

1. https://reliefweb.int/report/occupied-palestinian-territory/pulling-trigger-first-resort-palestinians-killed-israeli-army-and-settlers-2022-enar
Reporting number of Palestinians killed in 2022.

2. https://www.hrw.org/news/2023/08/28/west-bank-spike-israeli-killings-palestinian-children
Another report by Human Rights Watch

It seems people here only started knowing about the war since Oct 7 like it was peaceful before then. Do some research instead of relying on this garbage troll-infested site and MSM.
grin clap for yourself, ou see my friend Your biggest problem is where you get your informations from. You are so quick to go there to fill your already biased mind. This is how they keep feeding you with this trash till they recruit you as a suicide bomber. Then you kaboom

This war we are reading today startd in 1948 when 5 arab nation invaded israel
https://history.state.gov/milestones/1945-1952/arab-israeli-war even when other nations dragging border came up with a border agreement and stopped their aggression on israel
hamas which took power in 2007 in Palestine ( even though they were terrorist) sort every means to break every treaty that was set.
Did you read about how the 2021 war started?
Israel has always retaliated they always respond to Hamas aggression.
The only problem is that when they respond they will respond in a big way.
Then hamas and the arab world will come with cheap blackmail just as you are doing now here Blackmailing the moderators to push your post to front page even when you know that there are rules for posts to appear on front page.
You need to first go and lesrn how to love yourself and live your fellow human.
PoliticsRe: Oyo Governor Seyi Makinde Officially Enters 2027 Presidential Race by madone: 2:31pm On Oct 18, 2024
grin yoruba man set to unseat another yoruba man. What's the plan
Foreign AffairsRe: Human Shields In Israeli - Gaza War by madone: 8:58pm On Oct 17, 2024
FreeAllOppresse:
The mods will probably never let this see the light of the day. But we will keep creating awareness of Zionist crime.

Also don't equate Zionism to Judaism!!! Zonists are to Jews what ISIS (et all) are to Muslims .
stop blackmailing the moderators if they dont want your post yo be read it wont be allowed at all. No dey use sentiments dey post things if yoir post get the qualification to enter front page i am sure they wont hesitate to allow it there.
I read thru your post weldon. I was hoping to see where you would talk about OCT 7 attack.
Foreign AffairsRe: PM After Sinwar Killing:Those Holding Hostages Will Be Spared If They Surrender by madone: 7:50pm On Oct 17, 2024
grin so these guy dey with his 72 fresh virgin now. My question is why do they alwsys delay yo go inherit these virgins.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Kills At Least 21 In Strike On Christian Town In North Lebanon by madone: 5:17pm On Oct 17, 2024
This is the kind of headline some haters want to see. Watch and see how this thread blows up. Fight wan begins for here, even moderator will not understand some o fthe grammar that will be unleashed here soon.
HealthRe: People That Commit Suicide Deserve Respect 4 That by madone: 6:51pm On Oct 16, 2024
Wetin happens lets call tge elders to settle this matter. Why is there so many bast.rd in this post by the way who wan kill himself leave us for this T pain regime
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel To Macron: "You Are A Disgrace For Aiding Our Enemies" by madone: 6:01pm On Oct 16, 2024
grin hot slap
PoliticsRe: Igbo Leader Insists On Evacuation Of Corpses From Mortuaries by madone: 9:52am On Oct 16, 2024
Burial is very expensive in the east. Its like festival everyone want to cut your neck. Tradition of burial and marriage rites should first be reviewed in igbo land
SportsRe: Libyan FA Threatens Legal Action Against Nigeria For AFCON Match Boycott by madone: 8:18am On Oct 16, 2024
grin sabi libya get mind kidnapp full country squad. Them for ask for random na Bastardz. The evil that runs in their blood is not different from their brothers Ham*s
EducationRe: Shame To Southern Nigeria And Their Politicians by madone: 7:19am On Oct 16, 2024
grin who loose st the end ibori career ended amechi is now a wailer, obasanjo is nagging and wailing saying both things they didnt ask him. South south is bigger than anyone and so is Nigeria
CareerRe: Why Are My Southern Brethren Resigning From The Federal Civil Service Jobs by madone: 3:23pm On Oct 15, 2024
PEACE2023:
Pray not to get sick. If you get sick, USA, Canada and UK join together can not save you.
A young Nigerian doctor 35 years old died in UK on Saturday.
pwople get sick and die. You just mentioned one person in UK dying on Saturday because social media is strong. Do you know how many people young and old get sick in nigeria and dying everyday unreported? Do you know how many people die from boko haram unreported. Do you know how many people paying tax to bandit and boko haram unreported. Just thank God you have a good job and Nigeria is different from your end. Just pray not to be disadvantaged in Nigeria.
TravelRe: Night Travels And Kidnappings Along Nigerian Exp. Ways by madone: 11:58am On Oct 15, 2024
CandyOps:
Night Travels along Nigerian Expressways should be considered an Xtreme sport.

So... It's 3.16am Tuesday morning and we're stuck along Benin-Sagamu expressway as information reaching us says there's an on-going operation few kilometres down the road.

Not an operation by medical doctors!
Rather an operation by men of the underworld.

We've been stuck here by the military check point off Odogbolu road for over 30 mins waiting for any incoming vehicle to confirm the situation ahead b4 we proceed.

We all alighted the luxurious bus while we waited.

It was such a cold and misty morning with very poor visibility. There was so much mist in the air you couldn't see further than 50 metres away.

The moist silver-lining of mist hovered above the thick vegetation of forests that flanked both sides of the roads.

The air was cold, clean & fresh 💚

It kinda reminded me of the crisp healthy feeling you get when you forest-bath or take a dip in a clear village stream.

I took in a couple of deep breathes and fill in my lungs with the unpolluted air around me. I could feel my lungs tingle with happiness!

... unlike the city air that makes you want to exhale immediately you took it in.

I couldn't help but wonder the diverse form of wildlifes that had their homes in the forests around us.


The men formed small circles to talk and kill time and some people took a leak... while we waited on incoming traffic for confirmation of situation at hand.

One driver of a commuter Hiace bus got tired of waiting and hit the roads.

We had over a dozen trailers, flatbeds and other luxurious buses packed alongside ours.


The men dared each other to move on but common sense held us back as the only form of arms we had on was a few machetés which was no match for a semi-automatic Kalashnikov -- the choice weapon of an average kidnapper.


It got me thinking about the security mess our country faced. It got me thinking how anyone could fall a victim.

I couldn't help but wonder how it would be if we was held up by those marauders and taken into the thick embrace of the dark forests...

I understood instantly the grave dangers road travellers face on a daily and the near-impossibility of a successful search and rescue ops in such cases.

Hmmm!

The echoes of the voices of the men around me arguing for and against the fact that it was impossible for a 10-man gang of kidnappers hold us all to ransom snapped me back to reality!


Another half an hour passed, b4 the bright beams of an LED headlamp broke into our vision and we saw a convoy of 5 cars with a siren blazing coming towards our direction.


It was a clear indication that the roads were free but we needed confirmation.

As the vehicles approached, we thought it was the Po Po or the military but nah... It was an ambulance and a few other vehicles behind it.

They gave us the green light to go on an we all boarded the bus again and hit the roads... This time the driver maintained close distance with the vehicle ahead and kept a good 60 - 80km/hr.


Hopefully, I get to my destination safe and sound. But in the meantime, it's onward together we go.
PEACE2023 this is one of the reason a man wil choose to resign his job and japa.
CareerRe: Why Are My Southern Brethren Resigning From The Federal Civil Service Jobs by madone:
PEACE2023:
It seems you don't understand the implications as I highlighted above. Meanwhile must of them don't have good jobs abroad.
Can you please tell me what a man is looking for if not shelter, mobility, raise a family and live in good health.
Outside this what are you looking for please?
Don't mention security because USA is not save, Canada and UK are not save.
Meanwhile none of this develop countries can guarantee you long life and prosperity none.
thank God you mention security. But you didnt mention value for money, life expectancy, health insurance, a workin society, future of children. Many Nigerians travel not just for shelter and food but for the future of their children i know some persons who are very well to do in Nigeria and have relocated abroad for the future of their children. I see your points in the post you made but there are many sides to this japa matter.
Foreign AffairsRe: Soweto Shuts Down Foreign-owned Shops After Kids Die Of Food Poisoning (PICS) by madone: 11:52am On Oct 11, 2024
grin things always go south in south african.
PoliticsRe: Deregulation: Oil Marketers To Import Cheaper Petrol — IPMAN by madone: 11:40am On Oct 11, 2024
angry see how nigerians will start fighting for IPMAN
get ready to see post like "allow them to import fuel jare"
"Once they import will will come down"
grin grin all the people that wanted to kill themselves support buhari and Dangote i hail una oooo. Bubu dey shutter between UK and Nigeria. He will be placed on pension till the day he dies. But una dey here dey shout grin with the same old phone and borrowed mb. grin for those killing themselves over T. baba next 8years you will be here too. grin
PoliticsRe: Most Nigerians In Lebanon Reluctant To Return Home Amid Conflict - FG by madone: 12:34pm On Oct 07, 2024
ottersberger:
While I understand the visuals of citizens returning home from a conflict zone, the other question that must be asked is whether these Nigerians are really safer in Nigeria.

Nigeria in its current political, economic and security state is a conflict zone. Perhaps more so than Lebanon.
God bless you ooo
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Canadian Woman With Drugs At Lagos Airport by madone: 12:29pm On Oct 07, 2024
bepositive11:
There is some truth to what madone is saying. Look at Canadian news. You will never see news about kidnapping for ransom, ritual killings, etc.
which of the news station sir. And did it state its the native committing those crime. Its same set of people like the woman above doing those shitty stuffs my dear
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Canadian Woman With Drugs At Lagos Airport by madone: 12:27pm On Oct 07, 2024
grin dont cry man is that the one you are on i think it doesn't work for you anymore go meet your doctor forstronger pills ok
lebron7:
Go and take your schizophrenia medication
Coon !
CelebritiesRe: Verydarkman Releases A New Voice Note Of Bobrisky Discussing His Issue With Efcc by madone: 11:20am On Oct 07, 2024
Na omly poor man pikin they go prision
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Canadian Woman With Drugs At Lagos Airport by madone: 11:07am On Oct 07, 2024
slimthugchimee2:
95% of Canadians are not native
very correct
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Canadian Woman With Drugs At Lagos Airport by madone: 9:27am On Oct 07, 2024
lebron7:
You really no get sense o
Dumb coon
yhen yehn yehn
thank God you are dwelling in the left over of my stupidity. Backyard animal like you.
Native goat. If the truth dey pain you then leave yahoo and have a decent life. Eeeeeediot
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Canadian Woman With Drugs At Lagos Airport by madone: 9:20am On Oct 07, 2024
mmsen:
It's the typical oyinbo worship that a lot of braindead Africans do.

The same 'native' Canadians that he is talking about are the descendants of Europeans who left their homeland and killed the actual native Canadians and then lied about it.
wake up man hating the oyinbo man brings you no gain or honour. Learn to emulate good thing so your life can improve.
Once an African want to be stupid he start calling fellow african unenlightened as if he has arrived his Africaness. you are not more passionate about african heritage than i am.
My forefathets spoke the truth and so will i.
If you like cry i will repeat my statement
Native Canadians are more decent than many Nigerians and Filipinos.
Simon ekpa your brother is in a oyinbo man land fighting for biafra.
Sowore your brother retires each time to oyinbo man land to find peace
Nmamdi kanu escaped to oyinbo man land to fight for the right of his people
Your presidents and governors travel there to vet treated and train their children in schools
Are they all oyinbo man worshippers. The earlier you locate your bearing the better for you.
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Canadian Woman With Drugs At Lagos Airport by madone: 9:07am On Oct 07, 2024
Maysdevices:
Whats makes Canadians more decent and religious than her if Cannabis is legal in their country?

Why are you defending Canadians so much when violent criminals are still found there like everywhere else?
what makes you think
That cannabis is a passport to hell or the root of evil? its not my dear do u know how many cannabis you injest into your system yearly just by taking drugs especially pain relief. Yoir country that ban the use of canabis have they all made heaven or does it have a more healthy society is it not more corrupt
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Canadian Woman With Drugs At Lagos Airport by madone: 8:57am On Oct 07, 2024
360command:
this man, which country are you in? Canadian na Canadian. And you keep writing about native canadian been decent . Despite their small percentage in the overall population they are the highest numbers of Canadians locked up in prison.

This same native canadians you appraise so much control the smuggling route of cigarette into the country.

When it comes to homicide rate, they are the highest.

So please let us breathe on this subject matter that they are chill compared to the chinko or Philippines cause they are not.
did you read your write up oga noah, its like understanding of english is our problem. You quoted me because i said Canadians are more decent than many nigerians and Filipinos and that the woman is not a native Canadian and her root should be tranced and added to the news heading .
Then you added profiling. Which I simply defined what profiling is and the tendencies. Now you are calling Canadians cigarette smugglers hahahaaa i never said they dont have criminal elements there i only said they sre more decent under the phrase more decent

You should know why they smoke and decide to smuggle cos they smoke too much. because of their weather condition
And you know nicotin can be addictive.
They are not into Internet fraud , canada still remains one of the safest countries (use your google )
All i am .saying is the news headimg should be well addressed. To either a canadian based Philippino, or something to reflect her country of origin cos if na Nigerian now it will be a nigerian based Canadian.
Always try get the point of someones statements before jumping to comment or quote
RomanceRe: What Does She Mean When She Say's "This " ? by madone: 7:07am On Oct 07, 2024
grin let me add some little changes to this your situation. Just imagineyou and a fellow guy work in the same office and you became so close and you become homies they one day you went to buy him lunch and you added fish. And on opening the lunch he was like but guy you should have known me well by now. Or maybe yiu discussedto a point where you asked him if he was dating a particular guy in your office then he be like haba guy you suppose done know me well by now na....
From the above situation will anything still enter your head.
I don't know why you guys will just be thinking f.ck f.ck once you are with a lady. Wvery gesture means f.ck.
If you like her open up and tell here you like her and stop insinuating nonsense.bf you know it now one day yiu would want to kiss her out of over thinking and insinuating.

Follow this steps if you like her
1.Find out if she is single
2. Prepare your mind to be straightforward with her
3. Open up about your feeling to her but keep it opened ended let her know if she is not ok with u dating her its fine and it changes nothing about your friendship or closeness
4. If she agrees good luck if she say noo that you guys at6e just friends then lock up and just remain the normal guy
5. After the rejection act as if nothing happened and remain cool as ever atleast she now knows if she choose to slow down on your friendship no worries but remain casual as ever you may still win her.
6. If she agrees make sure you keep doing what brought you guys together in the first place which is gisting
7. If the reverze is the case that is she is the one liking you and you dont like her make sure to define the relationship quick and stop showing her unnecessary affection

digitaccountant:
We are casual friends and greet each other and chit chat from time to time. We are not officially dating and haven't spent an hour discussing together before.

But an event brought us together and as we were discussing , she said "You should have known me by now".

In your view and experience : what does she mean by that ?

Although I wanted to respond by asking her : How Could I know you ? Am I dating you ?

Would those questions have been wise to ask ?
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Canadian Woman With Drugs At Lagos Airport by madone: 6:44am On Oct 07, 2024
360command:
e no mean. You can't be a security personnel. To think there is a group of race that partake to a crime is absurd. You need to change your mindset.
its not mind set look at the image of the woman ooooooooo. Make them say chinko Canadian based not Canadian woman the heading is wrong. In Investigation there is what is call profiling. Which is
the recording and analysis of a person's psychological and behavioural characteristics, so as to assess or predict their capabilities in a certain sphere or to assist in identifying categories of people.
From the above definition i can tell you for free that woman is not a Canadian period and i said native canadians are more decent than Filipinos. Even Indians are more decent than Filipinos.
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Canadian Woman With Drugs At Lagos Airport by madone: 6:29am On Oct 07, 2024
Herkim:
She is a Canadian period , don't defend criminality, call a spade a spade
you no dey understand me i no call her saint. I am only saying tjis one no be full blooded native Canadian. Na immigrant ooooo.
If you ready the post you see she is a master student foing this to pay her school fee. Na chinko originally na dem dey run this kind of this. Wetin dey vex me pass is thst they are quick to discriminate. Pray you dont jam a chinkos in a pack on a foreign land. The news heading should be a chinko-canadian or a canada based chinko. Of na Nigerian committ this crime now they will remove the canada and say a canada based Nigeria. Make them call her orignal country. Make them ask her her real country. If na south korea, japan Philippine, Bangladesh, Nepal etc male them ask her well and the new well headed so their people will know that chinko sef they run street.
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Canadian Woman With Drugs At Lagos Airport by madone: 6:14am On Oct 07, 2024
angry yhen yhen yehn yehn yhe mumu see truth say inferiority. Clap for your sef you don blow grammar.... mtcheeeeew
May you wake from that your obscurity.
kalvoken:
Chai, this one is gone. Inferiority complex of the highest level.
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Canadian Woman With Drugs At Lagos Airport by madone: 6:09am On Oct 07, 2024
360command:
boss no dey go too far. If her passport says Canada, just leave it as that..
boss no mind all these chinko jare. This k
One na just immigrant. Real Canadian natives no get head for this kind if mumu trip. Na all this poor Filipinos and their fellow chinko dey form Canadian

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