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Education / Re: Nigerians Songs You've Been Singing Wrong All Your Life. by mahakurci010(m): 9:28am On Jul 09, 2016
Space booked. I will coment later
Celebrities / Re: Man Scammed Over Afrocandy's Video (Photos) by mahakurci010(m): 10:59pm On May 08, 2016
ChangeIsCostant:
d man no get sense at all ...10k for video of this old mama when u fit download many videos of hot girls online for FREE
Give me the site names to download them. plx
Romance / Re: What Do You Guys Think About This Twerk Video by mahakurci010(m): 12:06am On Apr 25, 2016
let me reserve space. I will coment after watching the video
Education / 20 Most Popular Slangs Used By Nigerian University Students by mahakurci010(m): 4:52pm On Apr 22, 2016
Nigerian University students are known for their usage of certain words exclusively understood by them. Listed are some of those words.
A typical gathering of young Nigerians
There are many words in mainstream Nigerian English that started out as university student slang words but are now in general use in Nigeria.
In fact, many people don’t recognize these words and their meanings as nonstandard.
Check out 20 of the most popular slangs used by Nigerian university students:
1. Behind: A refined person
2. Dub: It means to cheat during exams by copying another person’s test answers word for word.
3. Chips: Small papers where as much as can be written to take into the exam halls to cheat.
4. Gist (sometimes misspelled as “jist”): In both formal and informal Nigerian English “gist” now means light informal conversation, especially about other people’s private business.
5. Cassava flakes: This simply refers to Garri.
6. Form: To put on airs, that is, affect manners with intent to impress others.
7. After one: A girl with one child prior to marriage.
8. Popsy: An informal word for father.
9. Mumsy: This is the feminine version of “popsy,” which is an informal word for mother.
10. FFF: Friend for food.
11. Swag: This is a pompous manner of walking intended to impress others.
12. Aristo: Married men that like young girls.
13. Runs: It generally tends to be used to denote illegal or immor*l activities.
14. Jambite: This refers to a first-year undergraduate.
15. Bakassi: A girls’s bum.
16. Fashi: Forget.
17. Number six: It means one’s brain.
18. Toast: To talk to a girl.
19. Bone face: To snub somebody.
20. FFO: For food only.
Pets / Re: How I Trained My Dog To Walk Off The Leash by mahakurci010(m): 12:17am On Mar 31, 2016
crotonite:
VERY LONG TO READING IT I CANTING READING IT AT ALL. pls any people should reading sumarizing it 4 mead.
with this your English u can read it all in some minutes now. tongue
crotonite:
VERY LONG TO READING IT I CANTING READING IT AT ALL. pls any people should reading sumarizing it 4 mead.
with this your English u can read it all in some minutes now.
Education / Re: Universities With Wireless Internet Access by mahakurci010(m): 8:23pm On Mar 25, 2016
princeisah26:
futminna bosso ITS free
my gee its not free o u pay it with ur registration fee
Education / Re: JAMB Change Of Institution/course by mahakurci010(m): 5:59am On Mar 24, 2016
It's still going on now. Just go to the jamb office direct.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Politicians Most Difficult – Jega by mahakurci010(m): 10:44pm On Mar 17, 2016
Tunami:
yes, expecially nigerian politicians.
That is what he said.
Education / Re: The Top 10 Dirtiest Cities In The World by mahakurci010(m): 7:07pm On Mar 13, 2016
I reserved d space. i will comment when it reach front page
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Hosts Wives Of Diplomats To Celebrate International Women's by mahakurci010(m): 10:33am On Mar 13, 2016
third to comment
Career / Re: Female Graduate Is A Taxi Driver In Abuja (photos) by mahakurci010(m): 12:30am On Mar 09, 2016
ChappyChase:
And 1.1million people registered JamB this year!
1.5million not 1.1million

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Education / Re: Full List Of Best Universities In Nigeria By NUC by mahakurci010(m): 11:17pm On Mar 07, 2016
Where is Federal University Of Technology Minna (Futminna)
Education / Re: (photo) Funny Letter From A Student To The Teacher. by mahakurci010(m): 1:06am On Mar 06, 2016
students of last generation.
First to comment.
Education / Re: Jamb 2015/2016 Cutoff Mark Is Out by mahakurci010(m): 6:39am On Mar 04, 2016
simdam500:

So this is what the op couldn't paste here undecided
What about Federal University of Technology Minna?
Travel / Amazing Story by mahakurci010(m): 10:43pm On Feb 29, 2016
Amazing Story...... An American Man Walked Into A London Restaurant!..As Soon As He Entered... He noticed an African man sitting in a corner.So he walked over to the counter,removed his wallet and shouted,"Waiter! Am buying food for everyone in this restaurant, except that black African guy over there! So the Waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food to everyone in the restaurant... except the African.. However,instead of becoming upset,the African simply looked up at the American and shouted,"Thank you!". that infuriated the man ...So once again.. the American took out his wallet and shouted, "Waiter!.. This time am buying bottles of wine and additional food for everyone in this bar..except for that African sitting over there!... So the waiter collected the money and began serving free food and wine to everyone in the bar except the African.... When the waiter finished serving the food and drinks..once again..instead of becoming angry, the African simply smiled at the American man and shouted... Thank you!!!.... that made the American man furious... so he asked the waiter what is wrong with the African man...I've bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except for him...but instead of becoming angry... he just sits there and shouts "Thank you..is he mad..The waiter smiled at the American and said...NO HE IS NOT MAD..HE IS THE OWNER OF THIS RESTAURANT.... am sure you're already laughing....today I prophecy to you....you shall be favoured by people who never knew you..if only you can type AMEN!!!!!
Education / Re: Which Country Is Best For Msc??? by mahakurci010(m): 1:52pm On Feb 28, 2016
Actually it depend on d course u want to go for. there are some countries that are better dan U.K in some particular courses.
Education / Re: DIRECT ENTRY Admissions 2016 by mahakurci010(m): 12:15am On Feb 27, 2016
ayindepremier:


#FPTB!
Yes
FPTB.
plx can i swap to cyber security science with my ND in computer science?
Politics / Re: Militants Threaten Blow-up Of More Oil Installations by mahakurci010(m): 6:27am On Feb 23, 2016
Booking space. i will coment when i wake up

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by mahakurci010(m): 1:54pm On Feb 22, 2016
Plx i want to Apply for DE in Futminna but i studied computer science in my ND and want to change to Cyber security science. nd some advice. tnks
Education / Re: DIRECT ENTRY Admissions 2016 by mahakurci010(m): 12:12pm On Feb 16, 2016
Harjibode:
Just like the UTME admission thread is buzzing,let keep this thread buzzing too.


School: Federal Polytechnic, Ilaro

Course:Building Technology

Aspiring: Federal University of Technical, Minna



Let's us know your school school, aspiring school & course.



I declare the thread opened=>>
lets hook up.
Federal polytechnic Bauchi
Course: computer science
Aspiring: federal university of technology minna
Course: Cyber security science.
Finished with Distinction.
tnks.
Education / Re: DIRECT ENTRY Admissions 2016 by mahakurci010(m): 2:44pm On Feb 15, 2016
Federal polytechnic Bauchi
Course: computer science
Aspiring: federal university of technology minna
Course: Cyber security science.
Finished with Distinction.
tnks.
Education / Re: #nametheuniversity: Can You Answer This? by mahakurci010(m): 1:37pm On Feb 15, 2016
ABU zaria
wow first to comment
Phones / Re: Post The Screenshot Of Your Lockscreen by mahakurci010(m): 1:22pm On Feb 14, 2016
This is mine

Education / Re: Futminna 2016/2017 Aspirants Thread by mahakurci010(m): 6:00pm On Feb 13, 2016
hello admin. i am going to finish my OND this year. plx can i apply with awaiting result?.
Sports / Re: Nojim Maiyegun Nigerias 1st Ever Olympic Medalist Who Is Blind &Lives In Austria by mahakurci010(m): 2:48pm On Jan 20, 2016
Nice one to him and our country. bt i have never had of him
Politics / Re: Fashola Poses With His Wife In His Office As He Prepares To Hand Over. PICTURES. by mahakurci010(m): 12:43am On May 27, 2015
finally i can now post comments on nairaland. After one year of following.

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