₦airaland Forum

nana:
me says what sorta arrangement?
You're in US and am in UK. Or do u deal with astral projection?

LOL, that ain't going to be no problem

the last time i checked, NYC to London is just about 4 hrs non-stop flight

nana:
Am fine
Nuffin special is happening.

Cool. Then we can arrange something to do this wknd

What says ye?

nana:
Hangout. . .duh!
Anyhoo. . .how are u doing?

I'm great. Howz ma mama doing?
Anything special for the wknd?

nana:
Oh. . .please!Tell that to your keyboard!

Oh, come on, nana, you know I do
We gonna hang out, you know

iice:
My loss. . .your gain. . . see it worked out perfectly!

Enjoy!

Well, as someone said, opportunity calls but once

nana:
Watagwan?

W'sup lil mama?
I miss ya

iice:
I did nothing o!

We are masters of ourselves (as much as we can be that is)

OK den, iice. It's your loss.
I'm gonna stick with nana

iice:
laughin ma frozen butt off

Oh! you wish!. . .

What happened to dear sweet nana

My good man. . .we are nowhere near perfect for each other

You made me do it, iice

iice:
Kinky
Do tell
And don't even mention youself

iice, what's there to tell?
you know, as well as i do, that we're perfect for each other

case closed

niceuzor:
witty and cute - you not everyone

Can you tell me what and what you know about Her

please be fast about it

Well, let's just say that I am one of the very few people on nairaland who's blessed to have seen the enigma named iice.

So she's cute, alright, and you can take that to the bank

iice:
Kinky
No such thing as perfect hence i don't do perfect
But there was such a thing. . .i am perfectly perfect in my perfect zone

Granted. You don't need perfect, you just need someone who's perfect for you.
And we both know whom that person is, right?

niceuzor:
Kinky Dawg - i'm being to suspect Her!!

_{She must be a Witch what you think?}

Hmmmm. Nah, I don't fink so.
I fink we like her b'cuz she's witty and cute

What says you?

desgiezd:
@ Kinky Dawg

I recommend magun - the one that makes trespassers bark like dogs or the one that makes them crow like cocks

Does magun really work? Please, do tell

niceuzor:
Iice plz calm Down Who re you and where did you come from??

you are a very difficult person!!! Haba.

Chei, this iice lady is amazing. Can you believe how many threads that have been opened on her name, on this forum alone.

iice, what's your secret?

iice:
Kinky
Indeed men are everywhere. . .good ones are hard to find true. . .
But i don't do perfect
Ahhhh don't worry about me. . .you did say, you were going back to your first wife
Let the opportunity pass. . .

Iice, why would you settle for very good when/where excellent is possible?
So why settle for not so perfect when you can have the perfect one?

Don'cha fink you deserve perfect?

Oh, come on, iice. Men are very easy to find, they are everywhere. But good men are hard to find. So it isn't every day that one finds a perfect gentleman like myself.

You should take advantage of this opportunity before it passes you by

@iice. you don't know what you're missing, baby

do you know how many nairaland ladies who are waiting on the wings to pounce on this opportunity you wanna give away? this is once in a lifetime opportunity, baby

desgiezd:
@ Kinky Dawg

I recommend magun - the one that makes trespassers bark like dogs or the one that makes them crow like cocks

Thanks. But does it work though?
I need something that work


Yes, I'm a jealous lover[color=#006600][/color]

niceuzor:
nice_iice didnt u see the thread i prepare for you!!

She's busy

iice:
Betrayer? ^{iice the betrayer. . .sounds like conan the barbarian}

What did i do now?

iice, you lost a big chance.
You and I were going to be nairaland super couple but you failed my test
How can you carry elephant corpse for head come dey pick locust for ground?

niceuzor:
yicob - me 2 i'm very suprise about him take a look @ his profile!! Newbbie

do you think he belong!!!

LOL, niceuzor, haven't you heard that the first shall be the last, vice versa?
Well, I won the trophy, thanks to aloib

@iice i'm mad

Betrayer

iice:
Cool. . .my job is done!
Wish ya the best!

Whatever!

yicob:
thank you niceuzor. and by the way whos kinky dawg? i believe he doesnt exist not to talk of dating iice. slippers get size!

LOL, yicob, you think you know?
You've no idea

-double posting-

iice:
Wetin naw
I was there jejely. . .you con say you wan try me?
Chaiii now na mack mama LOL. . .

OK then, I found you very intriguing and quite aluring, but not any more.
I think I'd be going back to nana. She has always been my nairaland #1 wife.
And she's very faithful as well

niceuzor:
mukina2 - and you also a Nice Girl too but if i may ask Where is Iice right now!!!

Kinky Dawg - plz don't i'm begging on behalf of her plz don't

its hard to get nice and caring girls this days,

You're absolutely correct, dawg. Iice is sweet, smart, cute, sensitive and caring. And best of all, she can walk on the wild side as well. Once you have her, she's the kind of gal that makes you go "wow! wow!! wow!!!". It was an amazing experience for me

And that's why I've been giving her all these chances to change her ways. So what says you, niceuzor? Do you think I should put magum on her or something. I just wanna have her all to myself, I don't like to share

da iice lady is my woman, but i'm gonna divorce her soon if care is not taken.

she's been playing the field a lot recently and i don't play that
however, i'm gonna give her one more chance to change her ways or it's over!

wow. faketan, you're one smooth playa. So you came in to help make my case and ended up taking over, eh. Playa playa, do ya thing, playa

@iice. you sef! wetin be ya own? The mack mama herself

Unbelieveable! iice, you're actually more kinky then i am and that's not common


[s]***kinky runs away from iice***[/s]

lol. of course, we can go off nairaland now.

our show isn't for public display, we're not exhibitionists

ok, iice, do you have a webcam?