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Hmmm. iice, r u sure you can handle it?
sorry, iice, i don't fink you're ready for this, yet

omo faketan. you're ma man forever!
good job, dawg. good job!

@iice. come now, mek you no play innocent with me, you sabi wetin i dey tok about.
but mek you no squeeze am just yet. wait until i get there b'cuz i'm gonna show you how to do it the right way

@djcrooky. My brother, I weak for naija men o. The way they keep dropping their phone numbers on every thread because they are looking for women makes me wonder whether there are scarcity of women in naija. I mean, do they really expect any responsible woman to call them simply b'cuz they dropped their phone number on the world wide web?

I have asked this same question on several threads: do people actually call these guys that drop their phone numbers here?

@iice. sleep tyte. i hope you don't squeeze anythin' tonite

@iice. i'm ready when you are, lil mama

@aloib. why now? you just raised my hopes and come scatter am again.

@faketan. chei, you be ma persin!
let's hope that iice is a calabar person behind the sheet.
in fact, i'll be looking forward to that

@faketan. thanks for the tip, dawg

i actually prefer to put everything on the floor
it makes it easier to get as kinky and as wild as i want

@aloib. a gentleman doesn't kiss n tell. however, you always ask your friend, iice, to give you a hint afterwards

@iice. na true o. i'll start to stalk you now, i've got a thing for calabar women.
i wanna see what you guys are working with

@faketan. I sabi what you mean sha, but true me I can handle it.
They don't call me Kinky Master for nuttin'

aloib. r u for real? Is iice a Calabar chicka?
Yummy! I've always wanted to be with a Calabar babe
I've heard so much about them

Hmmm. I don't trust you guys no more. So mek I stick with my States side girls.
All you Naija - Asian chickas got other ideas

@aloib. i'm mad at you

@iice. et etu iice

aloib. you didn't answer the question.

do you go either way? are you angelina jolie's younger sister?

@aloib. hit me up if you're serious. i like to travel

@iice. her wives does she go either way?

@iice. i don't mind sharing

@aloib. good point, but that pic is old tho - about 5-6 yrs old.
So do you wanna invite me over? I will definitely make it less boring. I promise.

And by the way, which part of Asia are you located?

See, that's why I told you that kids of nowadays are much bolder and naughtier than we were. I caught some 10/11 yr olds doing that the last time I went to naija. I was grossed out, I gotta tell ya.

But, hey, I did worse during my time

well, invite me over for a wknd rendevous then you can have your proof.

I've never been to Asia before, so that would be fun

@why did I edit my post.

Well, I felt that I give out TMI. I like to remain anonymous

Oh, do I really?

Holla!

I kid you not

@aloib. dats moi

why

mamaput, what about fingering?


I know many teens and even pre-teens do that a lot

I think she was probably serious, but you guys scared her away.

I used to live in New Jersey and I know how desperate some naija girls can be when it comes to finding someone to keep their bed warm. Most of these women have everything except a man (a good house, a good car, a good job etc).

And we all know that a woman needs a man to be complete, forget all their shakara.
So an e-mail like hers doesn't surprise me at all based on what I have seen and experienced in real life.

Somebody (a very beautiful and well educated woman) once promised me a car and a condo, if we are to get married

@mamaput. Oh, I got you now. I wasn't thinking in those terms.
I thot you wanted to check her for STDs

But on a more serious note tho, boinking between teens and even pre-teens kids is very common. I grew up in the 80s and it was very common amongst my mates at that time; so it would be much worse now, I presume

So Ralvy, did she call you?


Some of you guys are unbelieveable, indeed

@mamaput. are we not over reacting a lil bit here? Do you suggest he takes a 13 yr child to do all the necessary tests because she boink with another 13 year old?

C'mon now!

Unless you meant that this 13 yr old guy might not have been her only client. Which is absolutely possible, by the way