Celebrities › Re: VeryDarkMan: I Have Recovered ₦78m From ₦180m Stolen From My NGO Account by Makamatic: 10:00pm On Dec 29, 2024 |
No be vdm they disturb me now , na nigeria economy , politics and work matter they disturb me now .. make vdm and bobrisky go die , bunch of useless distractions |
Health › Re: Lady Shares Shocking Skin Effects After Taking Postinor-2 Daily by Makamatic: 6:58pm On Dec 29, 2024 |
She they bleep raw everyday wey she they take postinor pass paracetamol |
Agriculture › Re: Travel Out Or Cocoa Farming by Makamatic: 12:15pm On Dec 29, 2024*. Modified: 9:52pm On Dec 29, 2024 |
Run away and never come back till you get that schegen passport ... run away , run away , run away
NB: dear OP the last person that asked a question similar to this on this same nairaland years back is now regretting why he didn't run away ... run away without looking back |
|
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Makamatic: 7:36am On Dec 28, 2024 |
Gucciboy: Hello check your mail Sell your gucci take chop , stop destroying your lineage online ah ah . In 20 years time , how you go feel say your child friend go they taunt am say him father na online bambiala years ago 😤🫢 |
Travel › Re: Memoirs From Chile by Makamatic: 1:20am On Dec 28, 2024 |
maasoap: U be first class mumu and jobless going through all these, chai! Having said that, must everyone vote for your preferred candidate? Time for you to grow up and be adult. This thread might have helped your pathetic sorry ass, do I give a fvck? No. But you can do me a favour by telling the kid to stop calling me back here, both of you need to grow up Ya'll apc and yoruba ronus wished him worst but he's shining in the country you call a 3rd world country and getting more kaunas that you can ever imagine but you're on nairaland hating on every young men who speaks the truth about the situation in the country .. useless old bastard who's so jobless he stay in politics section all day Ozour |
Politics › Re: Senator Ndume Circulates Video Of Mile-long Queues Outside Tinubu’s Lagos Reside by Makamatic: 7:14am On Dec 27, 2024 |
See the other day on nairaland , all these APC almajiri were begging tunubu to pay N-POWER money so they can use it to buy data to insult hard working Nigerians who are feeling the brunt of their master policies , drink paraga and smoke jedi . Na life be that so huh house slave 🥺??
How can people fall in love with their oppressors who steal their commonwealth while handing nothing to them . |
Travel › Re: Memoirs From Chile by Makamatic: 9:57pm On Dec 26, 2024 |
maasoap: Who is this motherfvcker and asslicker? I guess you just came out from under the rock. Why putting your smelling mouth into the matter that you neither understand nor concern you? This is how you normally cause trouble for yourself for just trying to impress a stranger who neither know you nor give fvck about your pathetic life
What's my business with what he decide to do with his life. He should grow up and stop being childish. We're the ones who played tribal politics when Obi was the presidential candidate who got highest percentage of votes from his region? Thunder fire your smelling mouth.
Hate? Where did you see hate or you have brain impairment? If he's progressing abroad, good for him and probably good for you, the asslicker as well 
Mumu, me be Tinubu, Buhari or Jonathan wey dey rule your papa? I would have forgotten about the first motherfvcker but he keeps mentioning people to keep his thread alive. Old fool shouting murafucker , i wonder how the pronunciation would be with that your thick ibadan yoruba accent 🤭. Weren't you the one that quoted me in politics section but ignored you cause i dont respond to idiots , tribalist and touts like you . Now coming over here to see you still behaving like a idiot doing this to OP who in nearly 5 years that has helped a lot of nairalander in programming and travel tells me you're an enemy of progress . Hehehe , While you think tensa is a stranger to me , you wanna bet I first you to comment on this thread you hypocritical bastard ? Look mugu , let me tell you something , if you like hate on us for talking the truth on how the country is , you can't do us nada . No worry in 10- 15 years time , on this same thread , you'll see us post our brabus , mercs , Lambo and you'll be in sifia pain before youll then die from heart failure .
|
Travel › Re: Memoirs From Chile by Makamatic: 3:26pm On Dec 26, 2024*. Modified: 10:09pm On Dec 26, 2024 |
maasoap: As long as it is about the politics you brought to your thread, na cruise. Other than that, your living condition, good or bad is none of my concern. I only visit this thread each time you mentioned me, otherwise I might have forgotten about you. Dirty APC man , he has left your agbado country and he's getting the racks where he is , get that into your thick skull mugu . Only you go play tribal politics in nigeria , hate on young men progressing abroad because they say how dead this country is under APC .. if you die , say Allah go grant you aljannah so ? |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Pastor Kumuyi's Son Joins Father In Ministry, Powerful Testimony by Makamatic: 8:07am On Dec 26, 2024 |
Chairman and CEO building the empire . Hehehe😂🤑🤑🤑 |
Romance › Re: Who Even Started This Money Bouquet Thing? by Makamatic: 8:00am On Dec 26, 2024 |
If only you know how alpha male them girlfriends go collect money from simp hand and hot fvck for simps room .. you go know say nobody be simp ..
The girls want money , the boys want sex . It's transactional. |
Travel › Re: ''Stop De-Marketing Your Own Country'' - South African Lady To Nigerians - (vid) by Makamatic: 7:48am On Dec 26, 2024 |
God punish una , when ya'll where demarketing the country In 2011- 2015 , nobody talked now you want to suppress our freedom to criticise our country .. OP , if you they support good thing , good go follow you , if na bad thing you they support , bad thing [agbako] go they follow you .
Because of N-POWER free money , SW and Northern youths no longer have sense , House slave 🤧 |
Family › Re: Confused On What To Do.....please Help by Makamatic: 7:30am On Dec 26, 2024 |
Bea1234: Why you no invest your 8 million abi 80 million for Naija economy before you tear race?
Before you left Nigeria you were pro japa, but since you left Nigeria you now feel like every other person is stuck here and making mockery of us.
Typical Naija mentality. So you think you left Nigeria early.. na mugus wey go listen to you I pity You sabi read book so ?? That's nigga has always been pro japa and a tech optimist .. |
Politics › Re: Social Media Not A Reflection Of SA-Nigeria Relations - South African Government by Makamatic: 7:11am On Dec 26, 2024 |
Ehm , is that why you guys choose to attack nigeria in any little incident
|
Politics › Re: Stampede: Stop Politicising Tragedies, Sunday Dare Tells Obi by Makamatic: 6:19am On Dec 25, 2024 |
People who politicise the 2012 fuel subsidy , 190ngn/$ .. hypocrites |
Politics › Re: I Have Been Distributing Food In Bourdillon For 25 Years, No Stampede- Tinubu by Makamatic: 5:51pm On Dec 24, 2024 |
Fvck , so all the ronus people on nairaland are N-power beneficiaries. see all of them crying for the freebies from apc . We're all slaves but the ronus and arewa people are house slave mehn . Damn |
Romance › Re: Apostle Femi Lazarus Announces Departure From Twitter (X) (Photos) by Makamatic: 5:44pm On Dec 24, 2024 |
papyjaypaul: HitRun made a valid point and somehow, it is his fault. Some days ago, on this NL, someone said that nudity will become a norm in 2025 based on the people posting nudes and having no problem with it. These are not porn artistes, these are regular people. If the platform cannot regulate itself, it will fall and many people have complained about this and not just HitRun or whether you are clicking on it or you are indiscplined. And what doctor306 said was right ,, ever since I started blocking porn , far right political and Misogynistic view on my X feed I don't come across them .. yahweh , baltasar engoga nude pics and videos. ,I nor see am . those john doe (agba)misogynistic talks I nor they see am too . The only far right view I see are from crypto bros as most are republicans due to the republicans acceptance of cryptocurrency |
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson, Dakore Egbuson & Sinach Share Christmas Family Photos by Makamatic: 5:08pm On Dec 24, 2024 |
See as all of them they shine especially mercy Johnson, she and her family just they chop politics money while the mass that elected them are suffering |
Romance › Re: Bring Back Old Nairaland #bringbacknairaland by Makamatic: 11:01am On Dec 24, 2024 |
DeeScan: Right..
bringback ashawo thread
#bringbackoldnairaland
ashawo thread is the only thing i miss about the old nairaland
what's that guy name that likes going in raw again sef ... Watch it flow like a boss .. Aro1 |
Crime › Re: Green Circuit Association International (gcai) Pays Familiarization Visit To Dpo by Makamatic: 6:17am On Dec 24, 2024 |
All the names mentioned are edo people .. then swear for us with in-jew . |
Science/Technology › Re: In 1822, An Arrow Shot In Africa Landed In Northern Germany by Makamatic: 7:53pm On Dec 23, 2024 |
As at 18 century the Europeans where already doing research's on the etymology / migratory characters of birds while our forefathers were killng them with arrow . No foresight to even study the birds everything na to chop chop .. |
Politics › Re: 80 Year Old Palestinian Grandmother Killed By Isreal. by Makamatic: 7:59am On Dec 23, 2024 |
ElSudani: Wow! The only definition of injustice to many of you is only when it is done to you. Mallam . boko haram , iswap and lukurawas they deal with northern nigeria , face Nigeria leave another country .. hypocrite |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Makamatic: 5:40pm On Dec 22, 2024 |
WrriterNg: Yes and it's not as expensive as he makes it seem.
Just find out and you'll be shocked. 450k for just one
|
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Makamatic: 4:36pm On Dec 22, 2024 |
WrriterNg: 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡
Walk into any popular supermarket in Nigeria and ask for caviar.
Come and tell us the price. I'll tell you , only highend restaurant and dealers have caviar . If its not from sturgeon then it's not caviar , na fish egg |
Romance › Re: My Relationship With My Wife, Fully Explained by Makamatic: 3:32pm On Dec 22, 2024*. Modified: 4:39pm On Dec 22, 2024 |
Ringstonermasks: lol e pain u Wetin pain me ?? Las Las all of us go face reality and you go still show insecurity come talk about your wife on nairaland village square while other men and her bosses are spanking her doggy ass IOH |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Makamatic: 3:28pm On Dec 22, 2024 |
WrriterNg: No sir. I don't know where caviars are gotten from.
I'm a villager living in a mud house and have never seen electricity before 🤡 🤡
Something that supermarkets here sell for like 50k per kg. Kip quiet and stop been ignorant |
Romance › Re: My Relationship With My Wife, Fully Explained by Makamatic: 3:00pm On Dec 22, 2024 |
Ringstonermasks: lol, e pain u Say wetin ? Na my marriage they nairaland village square ? You guys over estimate yourself online 😂😂 . Nigga always weeping about his broken marriage online while his wife is fucking her sideboys from one hotel to another , oboy you need to see a counsellor from all these emotional stress , pelé a lot has been through you |
Romance › Re: My Relationship With My Wife, Fully Explained by Makamatic: 1:23pm On Dec 22, 2024*. Modified: 2:55pm On Dec 22, 2024 |
Ringstonermasks: hahaha
nobody asks u to open my trend. My wife can't even dream of leaving me, she loves me more than her parents sef
u on the other hand, u are irrelevant in a faceless forum. I am sure your useless father got ur mum pregnant out of rape and dey gave birth to a product of expired semen. Your mum must have avoided ur father so bad that u are frustrated at the word "Wife". Nonetheless, u know me bt i don't know u. Do you lyk to know Y ?, let me tell u. That's because i am important and lyk a celebrity to u nd u are inconsequential and completely useless.
I can even bang my mother and i can pay her to bang my dog too, if u doubt it, drop her phone number and i will send u video proof.
Next time u want to troll someone online, make sure u troll a meek person, cos i don't take nonsense from stupid people. Immature slowpoke already wrote an epistle .. basketmouth wey they bring him family issue come nairaland village square for people to judge that's means neighbour and family done tire to judge . Na your children I pity pass , having a mad fool as a father is quite painful |
Romance › Re: Biden Before Leaving Stacks Federal Court With Catholic Jezebels by Makamatic: 7:47am On Dec 22, 2024 |
This one na psychiatrist patient , he break loose and we nor come know who give am phone too.. |
Romance › Re: Endpart Of Sliced Bread: Is It Really For Elders/fathers? by Makamatic: 7:41am On Dec 22, 2024 |
AllBlack: you wan use a whole goat head to compare with slice of bread? na wah oh.
e get wetin elders dey drag... no be bread. I tire oo ... my papa no even care about head or tail of bread that one no concern am .. give am bread make he chop enter road |
Romance › Re: My Relationship With My Wife, Fully Explained by Makamatic: 7:35am On Dec 22, 2024 |
Everytime/ everything my wife my wife , who wants a cry baby and a loose mouth for a husband . Whining Bitzh azz nighas , I'm sure your wife is more mature than you hence she ran away because she'll be thinking of how she got married to a slow poke like you |
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Makamatic: 9:46pm On Dec 18, 2024 |
omooba969: Make una die the matter na, haba! Stray bullet don hit our swaggerlicious pastor Tobi now. 
Abeg, enuf vawulence already, na to invite descarado to your turkey feast make peace for reign...bikonu.  Round 2 Turkey giveaway 😂 NB : I don't support bambiala (giveaway) |