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See my Calabar Friend oo.

Hmmmm

Please

Very creative

Lolzzz...........Chaiii. And person go still buy am ooo!!!

How true

Hahahahahahahahah.

#ItsAllowed

Too too funny

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Kidnapping Everywhere. !! God please assist the force to help catch those ..................

DECLARATION OF ASSETS.
Since our president and his vice have declared their assets, it is very important that l also declare mine too as a good citizen... and it goes thus:
1. Four pencil trousers.
2. 9 T-shirts.
3. No wife
4.No Son, and no daughter.
5. One bathroom slippers.
6. Three shoes.
7. Two ties.
8. Half bag of pure water.
9. One drum of rain water.
10. One bottle of Oil as a cream (ororo eran dindin).
11. Two GSM (1 Nokia & 1 BB-).
12. Three kongo of Black yam flour (elubọ iṣu).
13. Six ankara.
14. 3 pots and one kettle.
15. One set of spoons and a set of plates.
16. One lantern.
17. One stove.
18. One gallon for buying kerosine.
19. One carpet and one Mouka foam.
20. 32 inch LG Plasma Tv.
21. Seven and a half girlfriends (2 in Lagos, 2 in Abuja, 2 in Ibadan, 1 in Port Harcourt, 1/2 in Calabar).
22. Four boxerṣ and Three undies.
23. N1,010 @ GTbank, and N1,005 @First Bank .

the guy taughts......



Mehn how this Night go be !! Must I marry her to offset Papa bills

DECLARATION OF ASSETS.
Since our president and his vice have declared their assets, it is very important that l also declare mine too as a good citizen... and it goes thus:
1. Four pencil trousers.
2. 9 T-shirts.
3. No wife
4.No Son, and no daughter.
5. One bathroom slippers.
6. Three shoes.
7. Two ties.
8. Half bag of pure water.
9. One drum of rain water.
10. One bottle of Oil as a cream (ororo eran dindin).
11. Two GSM (1 Nokia & 1 BB-).
12. Three kongo of Black yam flour (elubọ iṣu).
13. Six ankara.
14. 3 pots and one kettle.
15. One set of spoons and a set of plates.
16. One lantern.
17. One stove.
18. One gallon for buying kerosine.
19. One carpet and one Mouka foam.
20. 32 inch LG Plasma Tv.
21. Seven and a half girlfriends (2 in Lagos, 2 in Abuja, 2 in Ibadan, 1 in Port Harcourt, 1/2 in Calabar).
22. Four boxerṣ and Three undies.
23. N1,010 @ GTbank, and N1,005 @First Bank .

Just too funny !!

We they break fasting with BOTTLES





















## based on Bottles(B.O.B)

Carl Ikeme. Kudos !!

Lolzz. The owner of the fone just died. Hehehehhehe. Sooo funny

Daughterzion:
Let me start flying then. Smh!

. ''You be winch''.

I will make this list ''4 great black men of all times''

Their normal talk is that ...... We never said anything like that

Tea shoe paper....... Limp stick

So this is what some one get for serving his FATHERLAND...








Totally wrong.

I wished I had the time to go through this.

Since the coming in of the Famous Dullard. It has just been Gabbage-in-Gabbage-out (GIGO)

#modified whenIFinnalyGainedAdmission::: 1. I thanked my God 2. I am still thanking my God 3. I will forever thank my God

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