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zangiff: Man United is loosing by Two Goals

yep.

ayusco85: No one is perfect, however being a United fan is close enough.


Glory Glory Man United. I see them(liecester) winning 3-1

:-D:-D:-D.

melojames: My prediction: Man Utd 0 : Leicester city 1

i agree.:-D

Antell95: There was no Chelsea in 1992?

not popular then.

Antell95: Stop making noise...

Following you right away!

hehehehe.ok nah,u're welcome.

missberrypop5: go ahead. Explain.

ok.
Back then(in the olden days,when teams were weak,manure were busy winning their so-called trophies(there was no chelsea then,there was no jealousy ooh).
In 2001(not sure), when abrahimovic bought our GREAT CHELSEA(don't vex ooh.hehehehe).with his wealth,we started clicking small small.
Then,in 2004, THE SPECIAL ONE WAS APPOINTED and we won our first epl that season.the nxt season,the same thing happened nd jealousy started developing from manure fans. As things went on,we were winning so many trophies nd the jealousy kept increasing more nd more.when manure saw that it was too much,they now diverted to ucl nd they said that we will never win it.
In 2012,when we won our first ucl,they cried(eg. my brother)nd. they were like CHELSEA! CHELSEA! CHELSEA!.we will hate u FOREVER.that's it.

Buoyantic: guy u just stupid,as in u mumu read my word you be fool

ok. BASTARD. I don't have time for SILLY people like u.BYE BITCH.

Ekiseme: what if you ends up getting shocked?

it ain't happening bro.as far as costa,fab nd hazard will play.

ginajet: I have got so much love for my chelsea brothers.... you guys are just too much... chop knuckle abeg

*chops it* don't worry babe.na our turn to shine. dis season is OURS.haters here (on this nairaland)will die or suffer heart attack after our sucess.

Antell95: Chelsea. 1 Man City. 7

this one na off point.be serious please.no STUPIDITY HERE.

missberrypop5: By there post we shall know them. Na only shellsea fit deh jealous man united fans like this .

JEALOUS!hahahaha. Why should i be jealous of that midtable team.
To be sincere,manure started it first(the jealousy).if u want,i will explain.

ginajet: * take it... kisses..... see you tomorrow* thinking what to wear now...... ammma wear my blue chelsea home jersey and my black Jean...... oshey.... date don set, na to go buy Andrew liver salt remain

go nd sleep well my dear cos 2moro,we will shock our haters.
#teamchelsea.

Liverpool will still finish above man7thnited this season.
Coming from a chelsea fan.

missberrypop5: which club do you support?

why do want to know?hah. U want to hit me now.hahaha,anyway my club is better than ur haggard club.
#TEAMCHELSEAFC.

PRINCEHPXP: i guess u are a fan of CHELSHIT mtchewwww....*spit on yur ass*

G0 AND DIE.noisemaker.they'll shock u 2moro.

Antell95: that was then

hahahahaha.see his mouth like then.bro,it's this season nd i won't forget that thrashing.i kinda love it.

missberrypop5: Chelgini? I'm a man united fan biko lol see as him use pet name on top ni. #laughing in Suarez voice. Buabuabuabuabua

oh God,why pretty lady like u dey support that old,haggard,sinking,noisy club.

Fresia01: arsenal,, d home of pretty gals!!!

TRUE! i agree.

Fresia01: wen u hear that's a noisy club,what comes to ur mind......... chelsea!!!

manure fans are baba for noise making.not chelsea.just note that.

Antell95: And Liverpool wants to beat Man Utd

swansea bleeped manure nd mkdons bleeped u guys sooooo HARD.

Antell95: On that day, Liverpool shall weep in the hands of Di Van Ramadel

sharap,as a cfc fan.
liverpool>manure.

kennosklint: oya na ..one one plate of hot monkey pepper soup u bet?

ebola pepper soup, hahahahaha. I no dey bet.

Onyiridike: I am a Nigerian lady with a lot of experience about life especially when it comes to relationship and marriage. Experience is NOT just passing through a situation but what you did with the situation.

Obviously, our young ladies always list ridiculous criteria that a man they will date/marry MUST possess. Among those ridiculous criteria, height is always a priority. Gone are the days when character is placed above physical appearance.

When I was an undergraduate, a certain young man approached me and told me how he loved me and wanted to date me. He is an enterprising young man, very intelligent and handsome. However, he is not very tall; just 5ft. 7 inches in height. Of course, young ladies don't take decisions independently. This is why they are easily influenced by friends and relatives. My friends then said: "Never! My man MUST be 6ft and above, so tell him capital NO". I rejected the young man.

Today, he is happily married with a lady who is by far more beautiful and talented than me. I almost shed tears on their wedding day. Meanwhile, all the so-called very tall men that I dated are ONLY interested in my vagina.
So far I have learnt the following:

1. Most tall men believe that their height is a 'master' key to every ladies heart and therefore, their ONLY achievement is ' I am a tall dude and ladies are dieing for me'.

2. Most tall guys are NOT caring because they have this notion that a lady should count herself lucky to date them.

3. I am yet to understand that unique or remarkable thing about tall men.

Fortunately, I repented because it occured to me that all those times, I was ONLY playing my friend's script. I wanted to feel among and brag that my boyfriend is equally tall. I gave a guy who is not very tall a chance and I started enjoying my paradise on earth. We are married now. All my life, I have not come across such a wonderful person. He has it all:

1. He is God-fearing and generous.

2. He is handsome and a great orator

3. He is educated and intelligent

4. He cooks for me when I am tired (caring)

5. He satisfies me sexually ( oh! What a heavenly feeling)

6. He got a good dress sense

7. He is social

8. Among others

I am not in any way trying to say that tall guys are bad. As a lady, I am only advising other Nigerian ladies to see a man beyond height. The height issue is over-hyped and even unnecessary. You may NOT get a second chance like me.

Finally, based on my experience, I have come up with a quote:

"A man is NOT known by his height but by his heart (bravery) and meritorous achievements".

GREAT! WONDERFUL! Lucky u op. I hail u ooo.

kennosklint: 2moro ya eye go clear no wori.I don book u...

hater,u will be shocked tmorrow.i don book u too.chelsea go break ur heart big time.

kennosklint: My arsenal must win 2day..dat one sure me..can't wait 4 chelsit trashin 2moro

DREAM ON!

GAME ON!
ASSNAL MUST LOSE TODAY.

Buoyantic: bald headed monkey what's your business?

she's my sister(chelseafc family) u SILLY BASTARD.

Buoyantic: c diz fish head what do you know about football?

what is wrong with u.why the insult. What has she done wrong,if u like u type your own eeh you FOOL.

coogar: you mean robin van persie?



at least he won a league title with us. if he had remained with you lots, there woulda been nothing to retire with.



since mata moved to old trafford in late january, he has contributed more league goals/assists than oscar, hazard, willian, ozil, david silva, thomas muller & arjen robben.

bro,u are high.pass me that weed of yours.

donefezy: Chelsea fans how market

market fine my brother.still unbeaten nd at the top of the table.

sinokingz: jealous of confused club I dnt tink so

WHAT! Confused,u don't know what u are talking about.

Superstar007: Chelsea haters plenty oh
Na only draw oh, them come beef us like this and its mostly Arsenal/man utd fans
Chai! See wetin too much defeats fit do man pikin

thank u very much.just a draw nd they are all rejoincing as if we were thrashed 6-0.they are sooooo jealous of chelsea.