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sinokingz: if e no funny mak I turn 2 glo sim card

no problem.

[quote author=dotcomnamename][/quote]dortmund 2-0 assnal.deal with it or u go nd die.:-P:-DB-)

dotcomnamename: Obviously you're suffering from Trachoma

hahahaha,just sharap.u know what am talking about. DRY COMMENT.deal with it.

thegoodjoehunt3: Chelsea scored because Fabregas fouled a player and the referee waved play on. That was a clear foul by Fabregas.

did u saw the chances we missed.it could have been 4-1.

ginajet: hold me tight because I need a hug right now if not amma cry

don't cry sweetie cos all is well,still unbeaten. After we beat city this sunday,everybody(except haters) will be happy.

dotcomnamename: Thats your opinion

Yeah, actually that's everybody's opinion too. NO LIKES.
Dortmund 2-0 Arsunal.how about that.

dotcomnamename: Phone RINGS……….. Mourinho picks the phone..



MOURINHO: Helo who is on the line?

ANCELOTTI: Its me your friend Carlo Ancelotti

MOURINHO: Haaa, Carlo how’re things in Madrid?

ANCELOTTI: Things are hot O! I don’t even know whether Real Madrid will sack me

MOURINHO: Haaa, you deserved to be sacked. How could you allow Di Maria and Ozil to join those people?

ANCELOTTI: But I thought you are leading the EPL table at the moment?

MOURINHO: Leading what? don’t you know Chelsea before? My team are only pretending, they are leading the table temporary, were you not alive last season? You know where we finished last season.

ANCELOTTI: But you have Diego Costa, Hazard, Willian, Ramirez, Terry and others? They can win you the EPL and CL.

MOURINHO: Win what? Stop there, do you watch them in World Cup? They can make Germany lose to MK Dons in league one. They only know how to pretend at the beginning of EPL season. I won’t be surprised if they go trophyless again this season O!

ANCELOTTI: Haaaaaaaaaa, if you go trophyless again this season Abramovich will sack you O!

MOURINHO: I know, I’ve already prepared myself to receive the sack letter O!

ANCELOTTI: I watch that goal machine last weekend, did you see that goal he scored against Man City?

MOURINHO: Who?

ANCELOTTI: Alexis Sanchez of Arsenal, that boy is a wizkid, he even pakurumo… Don’t let your defenders near him O!

MOURINHO: Haaa I’ve warned John Terry and Cahil to stay away from that boy Sanchez O!

ANCELOTTI: How is Wenger?

MOURINHO: Wenger? Arsenal fans are looking for him, they will beat him to coma if they find him o, he deceived them by saying he would sign players, he only sign this wizard Sanchez and some replacement, he refused to sign defensive midfielder and vermaelen replacement O!

ANCELOTTI: I know Wenger very well, he is a specialist in stingy, if Wenger give you One dollar to buy something he will collect his change o, very stingy man.

MOURINHO: Mind your speech towards Wenger O!, don’t try to call him specialist in failure because you will go trophyless, it happened to me last season, 24 hours after I called him specialist in failure, that was the beginning of my failure until I went trophyless for 2 years now. So mind your speech towards Wenger O!

ANCELOTTI: Thanks for telling me, but how is Fabregas doing?

MOURINHO: Fabregas what? He is there pretending with assist, he will soon flop, Barcelona are waiting to laugh when he start to flop in few months.

ANCELOTTI: So who is going to win the EPL in England?

MOURINHO: Haaaaa, I don’t know oo, the league is still open until few months, but please don’t tell anyone I say this o.

ANCELOTTI: So Arsenal still trophyless now?

MOURINHO: No oo, Arsenal are ruling London at the moment, they won two trophies within 3 months, only God knows how they did it o. I’m even beginning to think maybe I have a spiritual problem O! I was not like this before.

ANCELOTTI: Well, take heart, your time will come again.

MOURINHO: I have to go now, I need to attend to this pretender Diego Costa, he’s got another injury, we are in serious problem now.

ANCELOTTI: Wait wait wait, How is Manchester United doing?

MOURINHO: Haaaa don’t kill me with laugh o, Watford are better than Man United now o! They finished 7th on the table last season, they won many pre-season matches but only to start offering 3 points again early this season in EPL. They’ve spent about £150 million now and managed to beat QPR 4-0 a newly promoted club that Tottenham also beat 4-0 recently, they’ve been celebrating since last weekend till now just because they beat QPR O! You really need to pray for Man United because I don’t think they will go to Champions League again this season.

ANCELOTTI: You don’t mean it, are you serious? Anyway, I will call you later, I’m trying to persuade C.Ronaldo to stay at Madrid as he’s threaten to leave.

MOURINHO: Let him come to EPL, he will flop, he thinks EPL is like before? Haaaaa… I will ring you later.


End of Conversation

DRY, not funny at all. Try smthing else.

ichidodo: [color=#1980BC] Tears of anger......I told you huntelaar will take care businness.Now,if you are happy and you know it clap your hand??.... [/color]

this FOOL,just go nd die.it's just a draw nd we will still qualify easily.

ichidodo: [color=#1980BC] Take your pain and bitterness elsewhere..stup.id f**ker.. [/color]

this MUMU, u again.

ginajet: I feel like....... But Drogba why na ? why? why?

don't worry babe.it's just a draw.we will bounce back against mancity.only a FOOL will think that chelsea will not qualify.

ichidodo: [color=#1980BC] Mumu,don't worry,Huntelaar will take care business...don't hang yourself o!. [/color]

lol,u are the real MUMU,everybody knows that.
We are still better than assnal(mumu club for mumu people like you).

sinokingz: u rili need 2

hater detected.pls leave this lovely thread.just go nd hang urself.

ichidodo: [color=#1980BC] Will you shat ap?!.. [/color]

what are u doing here u poo of a guy.just GO AND DIE.

ceeceeco: PREDICTION; Chelsea 3 - 1 Schalke.

no, chelsea 3-0 shackle04.

Wow! Wow! Wow!.
Good news for manure fans cos manure will be playing ucl tonite against mkdons at abakaliki national stadium.they have arrived already.
MANURE V MKDONS.
Venue: ABAKALIKI.
TIME: 7:45pm.
Channel: Nta abakaliki. ENJOY.

manee2: No o o o wonder!... No wonder Wenger isn't married.. He keeps on dating our strikers.. Chamahk,bendtner, giroud now welbeck.. Teh him to stop signing women as strikers nd watch arsenal improve.

how can he date that UGLY WELBECK.

Cecediva: To all my fellow UNITED fans I LOVE YOU ALL. Our season just begun, i weep for some fake club occupying ist position. what happened to arsenal will be dia portion dis season.

With todays performance alone DI MARIA have just send message to sm yeye rivals.

chelsea will crush manure.i assure u that.we are the best team now.

Cecediva: Lol... DI MARIA is hazard and fabregas combined 2geda. I hope u dnt wana compare FALCAO with diego costa. Costa wey stay 4 bench tire when falcao dey athletico sotey dey send am go loan.

haa,my cece, why u dey talk like this nah. Be sincere please.
Costa>falcoa now.
Hazard & cesc>dimaria.
I hope this will do.

IYANGBALI: a journey of a thousand miles,begins with a step,just watch us grow

lol, story, blah blah blah nd bullsh*t.

Cecediva: hey! Shut up... We are in 9th position

okay,my mistake. But just enjoy it while it lasts cos it comes once in a while. nd eeemmm,finally u will sleep well tonite.:-P:-DB-)

lomprico: Even if we are at d bottom, I can see that u are all scared. In John Rambo's voice; "Chelsea!! (Thunder) we are coming to get u!"

sharap,u won get who? Ur master.eeh.
U won make we use koboko flog una.B-)

lomprico: If we lose shame on us, wen we win shame on us! Ur hating no get part 2 o! All our haters are just scared that we are bak to take our rightful spot, at the TOP! GGMU!

chelsea(we) are the team currently at the top.manure, i think they are in 12th position now.

Bennyberry: lik i said it just d beginning.remeba 2007 same tin happened.just watch nd see.if u watched d match u wud understand dat even wit 1-0 i shud stil b making noise..DIS IS SIR ALEX FERGUSON UNITED.we r back..u r just scared.chelsea fan right?

well,this not 2007 nd am not scared.chelsea play better football now.

2ndOGA: All you haters wey dey shout "Man United Defence leak pass my neighbor roof".

Do YOU realize only Aston Villa have conceded less goals in the entire premiership?

#United

haa,see dis one ooo.
Astonvilla>QPRubbish by far.

MANURE FANS ARE NOISEMAKERS,

thoollz: QPR have won just two of their
last 34 Premier League matches away from Loftus
Road (D7, L25). And manutd supporters are happy?

hahahaha leave them jor,STUPID MANURE FANS.

Bennyberry: wat am sayin is it nw 4-0.hahaha u care to excort them to hell?

1 win out 4 easy matches nd u are here yarning.SHAME TO U,SHAME TO MANURE FANS.

Danelo: And soooooooo Ramadan Flacao comes on

still won't score.

Cooljoe1: ok! *chelsea fans will be d one squeezing nd cursinq dia starx

costa>fowlcoa

IYANGBALI: keep hating,chelshit will never forget him

costa>fowlcow.:-D

bxcode: Remove Costa from that una attack......what else

remy.

Lily4star: See ordinary stand wey Falcao stand nah em stadium dey shout like say the guy score hattrick with just one kick, can you beat that 'HATER'

u mean fowlcow.:-P