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FelixFelicis:
Maky Macaroni How've you been? Thanks for the recommendation

Uwc dear, I knew you'll be interested.
I've watched the movie but haven't read the book, but you know how these things are, without reading the book, you won't get the whole picture.
I've been good oo, Rola has been taking good care of me.
You?

IamLEGEND1:
E no matter...... Coz i fit catch bomb for you.
If marriage scatter, i go dey corner dey wait for my turn to slide in.....slide into your heart, that is.

Are you sure? can you take care of my three children?

Blackhawk03:
Don't faint here biko. Go to za oza room for your fainting, your resuscitation is guaranteed there.

Rola, Rola, hope you're not thinking what I'm thinking.

Lwkmd.
See contradiction; "I didn't say you shouldn't have sex, you can have I'm no saint too but all I'm saying is abstain". Kuku kill me MzLarem.

IamLEGEND1:
Reach my side? Na for my side the recession start gan. The thing just weak me.

Tell the boy his real father says hi.

Hahahahahaha you want to scatter my marriage abi?
The fake father may be viewing this thread.

This meme oooo

IamLEGEND1:
Me is fine.
Long time...... How's the husband and the kids?

Yea, been a while. Hope recession no reach your side?

Husband is fine jare my last born turned one last week.

IamLEGEND1:
Hello to you too.

Your friend banned me.

How's you?

IamLEGEND1:
I have no desire to talk to you..... Hence why I didn't mention you.
I don't like stupid people.

Blackhawk03 my chest is doing somehow.

I'll give it to Mimzyy. (no homo).

thepussyhunter:
is you that know o

cos for me i cant make the mistake me parents made by settling for just four kids............in the end they got just one boy
can you imagine that

my eight children must complete with 4boys and 4girls (two pairs coming as a set of twins )............dont worry ur pretty self cos i've made all the plans for us


lmfdtsracv (laughing my flaccid dick to steady rigidity at constant velocity)

wicked geh that love burial rice ..................
issoraite.........


o c'mon which one is when you feel like na
anyways sha when you decide to post one dont forget to give me a mention and let it be;

* a full pic (you wouldnt believe a guy here thought you're crippled cos he hasnt seen a full pic of you..........and frankly i have never seen one too )

* with you wearing just a bra (you know comparing the size of our boobz now with the one in dat pic would be pretty difficult with you fully clothed )

*you must wear a pair of trousers (this shouldnt be difficult seeing you dont wear skirts )

*you must stand vertically at an acute angle taking north as the y-axis and your reference point..........your head must be placed at an exact angle of 10 degree (to give me a better view of that tempting beautiful long neck )
then you chest/boobz (with just the bra on) must be pushed out making them stand at a precise angle of 60 degree (this would give me a clear magificient view of them gorgeous babies for better analysis )

and finally still taking north as your reference point our huge ass must be projected horizontally at exactly 90 degree to your smooth thighs (dis position can make any sane and insane guy drool over dem weapon of mass destruction )

i await the picture reaching dis requirements





and errmm are you serious about being ill

how can we be both ill together dont you think its some sort of sign


i guess you're at home then
cos i for one aiint going to work or anywhere today............just called in sick.....

LOL, See requirements. Just take groceries and a sit, it'll be a long wait.
I'm not giving birth to eight children. Which yeye plans?

Yea I'm always home. It's not any sign abeg.
Get well soon.

Kellibae:
Sorry dear my phone was off throughout yesterday.

Okay dear.

dacovajnr:
Wow!!! , what a combo,can't even imagine how that would taste.



Top of noon to you Sucre,i trust you're feeling much better now,but don't you forget to get yourself treated ASAP.

Enjoy your day

It's nice, that's my favorite local food. I'm sure you'll like it.
I'll get myself treated soon, I feel worse. Thanks dearie.

greyboy5000:
OK I was thinking you are one those chick doing the virgin for Jesus stuff

No oo. Lwkmd.

thepussyhunter:
awwww!!!!
The princess slept off leaving me behind without prior warning

and to think i stayed up all night to chat with her even though i should have turned in early seeing that i'm still a little ill (i havent recovered fully)

nows it a whole new day and i didnt get to sleep on the 4th of july

Sorry, I'm not feeling well to ehn.

thepussyhunter:
lol
dont worry when it happens in reality; eg
u'll just one day hear a news on CNN like:
"man commits suicide by cutting off his dick and then slitting his throat......................police say they found a note (most praobably a suicide note written by him as investigation going on havent confirmed that fact) lying beside him where he wrote in bold letters "ALL FOR MAKYDEE".........
Question plaguing every ones mind now is who is this maky.dee that got this man sucidal and where can she be found?"

you'll know weda to eat burial rice would hungry u when guilt would be eating its way deep into our boobz

infact i want to do it sef and watch from one corner weda you will come and drink fanta in my burial



yea i now right
at 32 we'd be happily married with our 8 kids (dats the minimum number i plan to have) enjoying our sex life


anyways dont make me digress from the main issue at hand

WHEN AND HOW DO I GET TO SEE YOUR RECENT PIC NA

ABEG!!!!

Eight children with who and who Definitely not me. what am I using eight children to do?

Lol, if it's that, I'll just come for the burial, collect my food and drinks and go home. Maybe I'll not dance but I'll eat na.
If not, where is the strength I'll use to cry?


Recent pic is when I feel like it.

dacovajnr:
Wife Material 100yards but do they pound fufu too?



Blind bawo...lolx... you just be safe for me..no tym to sing a lullaby to put you to sleep

Nytnyt

Yea in Ghana, we pound cassava and unripe plaintain together. We call it fufu. So yea, you pound fufu.

Good morning hun.

greyboy5000:
I taught you said you have a man, he is handsome and his name is Jesus

He's not my boyfriend na.
But he's in my life too.

dacovajnr:
I can make those ones expect amala...can you pound yam?

I wish they'd listen, Ma would tell me "see you're getting slim due to excessive consumption of garri"..if I say" Ma my eyes are aching" she'd say"continue taking garri till you go blind "

You should get yourself treated, fever can be funny @times, you know..

I can pound yam and fufu.

Mummy is funny, pls no blind oo

Yea I'll, I'm hitting the sheets. Goodnight dear.

greyboy5000:

You are dating Jesus now

No na.

thepussyhunter:
lol

now there up there @bolded is a gimmer of hope

lemme act like the devil and capitalise on that.......i'll focus all my energy on that and see if she'd fall and send me that one pic cos am 100% sure she has dem and en mass too

lmffdtfe (laughing my fvcking flaccid dick to forever erection)
like serioulsly whats with you and wanting guys to commit suicide and the slight mention of them wanting to do it for you

to crown it all up you then kiss them(by adding the kiss emoji) making them totally confused and on the cross road ;if the should actually do it or not
oh how evil and confusion-inducing can a kiss from a lady be
its almost like you're giving them one last kiss





lemme tell you a secret
#looks around carefully for any sign of someone approaching#

my distant aunt is 42 or there about and still frantically searching for a husband (might even get married before her sef as i plan to settle down soonest)
now heres the deal
"she was married to Jesus for 32 years"

she claimed to be married to jesus and was using that as an excuse to turn guys down..............now shes looking for the same guys she always told she was married to Jesus

MORAL/LESSON OF SECRET SHARED
not that i'm saying getting married to Jesus in terms of ones way of life is bad i'm only saying you shouldnt go about telling guys u're married to Jesus (even though i know you were probably joking........and honestly i think i got the joke ) so you wouldnt end up like my distant aunt

i doubt you would sha seeing you're way sexy and beautiful than she was when she was younger

No nau
When you commit suicide, I'll come for burial to eat and dance nau.
Issi nur good?

Lol, that can't be my potion na, at 32, I should be married with kids.

dacovajnr:
Jezz!!, That's wassup bae, I just Hope you can as well prepare those you mentioned above apart from Amala that even myself haven't managed to get the preparation,after many attempts,I gave up ...but Ewedu is a simple task you know.

My love for garri is outta this world Debbie,Ma complains a lot..

Hope you've taken some drugs sha?

I can make eba na who can't? Also semo and wheat.

Lol, my mum too. But mummy should understand, you're even economizing for her.
Not yet, I'll get better.

thepussyhunter:
wow!!

Now u're leaving more to my already scatttered imagination when you could actually help us both (me especially) with just a pic

lemme see i recent pic na or i swear i'll commit suicide and enter into that abyss like ass



lol

the Lord bless mama abundantly then (even though i think papa played a much higher role in that course )

dont you think you'd need a loving equally good looking guy just like me, sorry i mean just like papa so as to give our, no errrm your future kids the same package in full

LOL, I'm not uploading jare, do I even have one? Commit suicide lemme eat rice for burial
I've that good looking guy and His name is Jesus.

thepussyhunter:
what the crazy fvck!!!!!
that pic aiint recent?


oh no!!!
my imagination has just gone haywire......................oh my God i'm currently seeing that ass growing larger from that in d pic........
Now i see a mercy hohnson kinda hip and butt......dammm it just changed to a nicki minaj look like
and the boobz.....are those 32D cups i'm imagining them to be now


ok now u really have to help me salvage whats left of my imagination that just went beserk with a recent pic of you.,.........

Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssseeeeee!!!!
I swear i'll do anything............just show me a recent pic and put me outta my misery please
lol
i hope u aiint thinking what i'm thinking u're thinking o

cos i could be taking you to my mum for rituals for all we know



and YEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!! Its a big crime!!!

If you take it all what then would u leave for them flat ass ladies

have some pity and conscience girl

LOL, I'm still the same, tho I've added, I took the picture around April/may sha. Nicki minaj kor, I'm not close biko.

Rituals kor.
It's not my fault nau. It's what mama gave me.

thepussyhunter:
shey you see na o..........you're looking for my trouble abi.............if i talk now they will say the pussyhunter is a pervert and likes to praise beautiful people too much @bolded



infact i want to talk now.......but let it be put on record that you pushed me to it....

I saw it all in that pic in ur dp na (which i've saved since 1904 )

i know we both can see a full grown lady in that pic

or cant you see those surprisingly huge watermelons visibly protruding outta the chest of that lady
or didnt you see that smooth well structured oval face (which only grown women possess) laying on her long neck (just the way i like them........they usually are very sensitive to light touches and breathing plus very good for nibbling ) with them gorgeous feauture gracing the face

and dont get me started on that ass.......my oh my!! I could bet my last cent that my grandma wasnt that endowed when she was supposedly at your current age...............
Though i cant see them but u'd agree with me that the lady in dat pic can pass out ass one who has got the sexiest straight long legs ever (imagine those legs on my shoulder )


by all means that lady in dat pic is a beautiful mature intelligent black african WOMAN




lmao

well for both our sakes i hope u aiint above 5.9ft
cos my mum is very should i say protective of her only son and wouldnt want me bringing home a pretty lady taller or at the same height with me

and ermmm darling u aiint growning any more unless of course u're greedy enough to want more flesh added to them already big b....z and a.s..........

Hahahahahaha
D;
Funny enough that picture isn't recent. Your imagery tho.
Don't kill me with laughter. You know you just exposed why I'll be seeing your mum.

I want to add more jare, is nur a crime again abi is it?

kingjabz:
Okay

What are you studying?

Can't spill.

thepussyhunter:
who is telling you that

is it not you i'm seeing in ur dp with full grown boobs, fully developed perfectly shaped hips and ass, an impeccably sculptured smooth face housing a pair of beautiful enchanting eyes, a cute little nose, (now heres my favourite part!) SEXY KISSABLE LIPS!, plus some pretty eyebrows and lashes

which growth do you wanna grow again

Tell me ur height jareh so i can complete my plans


and about taking you to me mummy......its CLASSIFIED

Where did you see that one @ bolded?

I'm still growing na, till I reach a certain age. I shouldn't be higher than 6ft tho. Maybe I'm not up to, but I'm tall all the same.

Kellibae:

Pls dear, I await your reply via mail.

dacovajnr:
Hehehehe, I ain't changing Oooo! Just stating the obvious ni.


Seem you've got a thing for "Swallow". The other day I read where u were talking to about having Eba . Anyways I can eat any swallow but definitely not eba coz it takes forever to digest so I prefer taking garri instead...can you prepare Amala?

Not surprised as yellow garri can only be found in 9ja

Haaa! What's wrong with my Pepeyoyo

LOL, abi I love swallow like; wheat, fufu, eba, amala, semovita.
My amala is still learning jare. But I can prepare ewedu.

So you love drinking garri like me? My brother calls it poverty mentality for me to reject fried rice for garri. He doesn't know garri has a special place in my heart nii.

I'm just weak jare, feeling feverish too.

thepussyhunter:


u've cat to be kitten me

anyways yday we both came to a concusion that you were gonna fvck and make me cum so i'll stop blowing ur wall, mentions etc

then i offered to pick you up so we could go to the location we BOTH agreed on
u didnt reply

i guess you slept off

i still await your reply

Which conclusion? Better stop dreaming and wake up.