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Romance › Re: My Girl Is Beautiful, But Something In Her Makes Me Think Weird by Malawian(m): 8:53am On Dec 09, 2024
on the bright side, you will have many sons.

Swiss92:
Please I need an advice,
I am in a relationship with this girl,
Very beautiful, tall and slim,
Infact she's my spec when it comes to physical appearance,
But I just noticed that she has little strands of beard close to her jaw,
This really turned me off, as I hate to see any masculine trait in a lady,
I googled more about girls that has beards, and found out they have excess androgen (male hormone) which is supposed to be lesser in a female,
Now I'm thinking weird, because whenever I try to make out with her, I just feel like I'm trying to make out with my fellow man, and this reduces sexual arousal,
I mean how can a woman have excess male hormone,
Please how do I really get rid of this kind of thinking, I really love this Gal, buh this male trait in her , turns me off sexually from her,
Food › Re: Would You Eat A Delicious Leftover Bushmeat From Your Puppies by Malawian(m): 2:10pm On Dec 06, 2024
na RAT be that na. I did not refer to Amoda's wife o.
Politics › Re: Rivers State Ndigbo Asks Ijaw National Congress Not To Meddle In Affairs by Malawian(m): 7:02pm On Dec 05, 2024
This one fit even be a Yaribean grin grin

XXXOGBA:
As long as we won't be the cursed Igbo people cheesy
Politics › Re: Rivers State Ndigbo Asks Ijaw National Congress Not To Meddle In Affairs by Malawian(m): 3:57pm On Dec 05, 2024
XXXOGBA:
Igbo man. I be Ogba boy. I no be Ijaw.

All these groups are Ijaws. No dey loose guard yourself.

You fucking Igbo
Adangme Pirate don enter Ogba people abi? Soon Ogba go be Ijaw.

Na today Boat dey creeks?
Politics › Re: Rivers State Ndigbo Asks Ijaw National Congress Not To Meddle In Affairs by Malawian(m): 7:57pm On Dec 04, 2024
XXXOGBA:
My Abua, Kalabari, Bonny, Okirika brethrens are Ijaw. Degema and co too.

What are you saying?

Lying on a public forum won't change reality. Ozwor
Mr. Squatter, Carry your Adangme Tamuno language and disembark from these groups. None of them speaks or understands your language.

To squat with other people no do una, na to begin claim your hosts say dem be una people, so that una go fit chance them for their lands.
Better return to your pirate boats in which your forefathers came here from Ghana during the slave trade.

Werey dey claim Bonny people as Ijaw, which day Ijaw (Adangme boat pirates) sabi wetin be trading?

No go look Bayelsa wey dem leave for una as e be.
Politics › Re: Rivers State Ndigbo Asks Ijaw National Congress Not To Meddle In Affairs by Malawian(m): 6:01pm On Dec 04, 2024
ijaw is not even an invisible minority, they are non existent in Rivers State.
XXXOGBA:
Liar. Ijaw is the majority in Rivers State
Travel › Re: South Africans Furious Over Passport Simplification For Nigerians - PICTURES by Malawian(m): 9:42am On Dec 04, 2024
Black SAns don't even produce anything. If not for White SAns, that place go be golgotha.
Romance › Re: I received this weird gift from a neighbor by Malawian(m): 10:53am On Dec 03, 2024
Silentgroper:
that's a plate

😋😋
lick her plate.
Politics › Re: Rivers State Ndigbo Asks Ijaw National Congress Not To Meddle In Affairs by Malawian(m): 10:47am On Dec 03, 2024
Nembe and Brass are even Igbo when you deep it.

Ijaw does not have more than 4 LGAs in Bayelsa state.

They are actually Adagme boat pirates from Ghana who came here during the slave trade era and wedged themselves within the creeks of the Niger-Delta.

Stolen:
Yenagoa Bayelsa is not even Ijaw Land. The EPIE AND ATISSA people are complainimng.

The said Bayelsa have many different tribes aside Ijaw.

Minority wanting to expand by claiming Igbo people.

Something that if reverse on them, they wil scream blue murder.
Politics › Re: Rivers State Ndigbo Asks Ijaw National Congress Not To Meddle In Affairs by Malawian(m): 10:44am On Dec 03, 2024
There is no single Ijaw anywhere in Rivers State.
Stolen:
ACTUALLY, IJAW SHOULD KNOW BAYELSA WAS CREATED AS A FINAL SETTLEMENT.



RIVERS IS AN IGBO STATE DOWN TO THE RIVERINE AREA WHERE EVEN THE SO CALLED IJAWS ARE MIXED IGBO PEOPLE.




BY NOW IJAW PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW WHERE THEY COME FROM AND DAT SQUATING ON SEVERAL COAST DONT MEAN THEY ARE NOW FROM THAT AREA.



RIVERS STATE IS VERY CLEAR THAT EVEN THE BLIND CAN SEE.



IJAW CRY MARGINALISATION, CLAIM FUBARA IS NOT IJAW BUT YET STILL CLAIMING RIVERS.


HOW?
Romance › Re: I received this weird gift from a neighbor by Malawian(m): 8:38am On Dec 03, 2024
She gave you a "dish", will you eat her dish?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Syrian Rebels Capture Majority Of Aleppo As Russia’s Forces Abandon Bases(photos by Malawian(m): 9:52am On Dec 01, 2024
Russia prefers an enveloping operation. They don't fancy roforofo street fights. They would rather give up locations and let you in. after they have accessed the situation and know all your locations, they begin to surround you and squeeze you into a dot. ALl those Rebels will still face thermobaric bombs one after the other.

Botragelad:
Funny how Assad was in Moscow while all the destruction was taking place. Now, the situation in Syria is something else, with widespread destruction and impending bloodshed. I recently came across a video showing opposition forces being executed. The current power vacuum has created an opportunity for various terrorist groups to seize land from Assad's forces and exploit any weaknesses from any group. It's a ruthless struggle, where the last one standing claims victory.

As we speak, Aleppo is under siege, with reports of key targets like the Aleppo airport falling to the rebels. They've also taken control of Russian, Syrian, and Iranian bases, seizing a large cache of weapons. Russia's response has been weak, so far failed to prevent the rebels' advances in Aleppo. Yeah, they(Russia) continue to carry out airstrikes, but it's not enough to curb these guys.

Just hours ago, the rebels advanced into Idlib, now into the city of Hama and are pushing forward to expand their territorial control. The situation is like a battleground, with multiple factions fighting for power!
Education › Re: Please Will This Affect Me Later? What Can I Do To Solve It? by Malawian(m): 5:24pm On Nov 29, 2024
You are known by your 3 names.
ThatWriterBoy:
Hello! Please I need advice. My name on my birth certificate and other documents is James Chika Johnson. James is my first name, Chika my second and Johnson my last name.

When I was registering for the JAMB UTME exams, a mistake was made in the order of my name and Chika was my first name and James my middle. I was like 16 then, and I didn't think it would matter.

Now, because JAMB would send the same name format to the schools during admission and all, I've been like that all these years.

I just received my certificate yesterday, and it bears Chika as my first name and James as my last.

My National ID card, Voters card and all other documents, including my SSCE results are James as my first and Chika as my last name.

This has never been a problem for me. In fact, during our Certificate Verification at school, the council did not bring up any issue because my name in the school was Chika James Johnson, but on my SSCE certificate was James Chika Johnson.

On the school notice board, there was a note that the Student would bear all responsibility for any error once they leave the issuing room if they don't point it out there. But this is not technically an error because I've been going through my university education with this name order. All my tests, exams, and registrations in school.

Please will this affect me later? Like during NYSC registration or something? What can I do?
Politics › Re: President Proves That He Is The Real City Boy ( Photo) by Malawian(m): 5:20pm On Nov 29, 2024
Gaybriel. If i hear say "she" enter hospital to treat lung cancer.
Politics › Re: Gunmen Attack Innoson Company Showroom In Anambra State, Abduct Three Persons by Malawian(m): 3:41pm On Nov 27, 2024
Arobaga:
Igbos make una stop to dey attack una sef




Una own don too much sef
Wetin half of the entire Nigerian Military dey do for east then? Vacation?
Education › Re: UNIBEN Highest CGPA In History Record Breaker Gets ₦‎500,000 Award by Malawian(m): 11:38am On Nov 24, 2024
but that guy still no know anything o.
Crime › Re: Gunmen Destroy Akwa Ibom Schools, Clinics by Malawian(m): 3:05pm On Nov 19, 2024
Nomercie:
Handwork of Osu ipob terrorist.
Ijaw. If you know, you know.
Sports › Re: 27-Year-Old Jake Paul Defeats 58-Year-Old Old Mike Tyson by Malawian(m): 9:20am On Nov 16, 2024
So Jake Paul didnt knock him out? what a pusey man he is.
Family › Re: My Wife Family Mounting Their Father Burial Expense On Me, How I Reacted At Once by Malawian(m): 9:49pm On Nov 13, 2024
Na who get money dem dey bill. You can't give what you don't have grin grin
Politics › Re: Breaking News¡ ¡¡ MC Oluomo To Visit South East Zonal Offices Of NURTW by Malawian(m): 9:14pm On Nov 13, 2024
If we catch that riffraff for upiweka enh, he go swim go back to Asaba after them don do am the thing. cool cool
Properties › Re: 43-year-old Realtor Jimi Folarin Missing In Lagos by Malawian(m): 7:42am On Nov 02, 2024
Yaribean geologists don mine him precious skull.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Kills US Navy Seal Special Forces In Bryansk (Very Graphic Photos) by Malawian(m): 3:37pm On Nov 01, 2024
EnglishUsa:
The type of hunger wey dey wire me for here ennh, this ones dey use billions of dollars dey fight for control of land that they did not create. Which day this life go balance?
wetin dey under that land worth trillions of dollars. Na the kind thing wey Biafra face.
Celebrities › Re: Aunty Ramota Stranded, Homeless, Accuses Management Of Robbing Her(video) by Malawian(m): 5:59pm On Oct 24, 2024
Show that your BBL first, how you do BBL but na only you dey view am?
Family › Re: I Want To Sue My Ex Wife And My Inlaw by Malawian(m): 12:08pm On Oct 24, 2024
Are you sure you are the biological father of those kids? Don assume o.

Politics › Re: FG Gives Titled Property Owners Nationwide 60 Days To Pay Ground Rent by Malawian(m): 12:02pm On Oct 24, 2024
No wonder the Jews didnt like Tax Collectors. Una don see am, bah?
Romance › Re: Couple's Traditional Marriage Pictures Go Viral by Malawian(m): 5:36pm On Oct 22, 2024
she go sabi grind.
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Transferred To FCID, Spent Night In Police Cell by Malawian(m): 5:35pm On Oct 22, 2024
dem fit kpai this guy to shut am up. i wonder who send the immigration guys wey no let am kawai. alot of necks would have been saved, including bob's now, na bob dey in danger.
instead of make them let am talk, them go fall am.
Celebrities › Re: Happie Boys Are Not Looking Happy by Malawian(m): 5:32pm On Oct 22, 2024
see the kind food wey dem dey lem. Security work good o.
Properties › Re: Two-Storey Building Collapses At Iganmu, Lagos by Malawian(m): 12:44pm On Oct 14, 2024
Lazy9jaYouth:
Another free land for Lagos State Government; if you know you know.

grin grin grin
Na Ojora "Royal Family" get the land now. grin grin grin
Food › Re: Kebbi Fishermen Kill Hippopotamus, Distribute Parts As Meat by Malawian(m): 7:26am On Oct 08, 2024
God1000:
Endangered species are meant to be preserved

The governor should have called wildlife conservationists instead, we need to do away with this african mentality
T-Pain has endangered the good people of Kebbi and they need to preserve themselves.
Politics › Re: Over 40% Of Nigerians Now Enjoy 20 Hours Regular Electricity Supply – Minister by Malawian(m): 6:03am On Oct 01, 2024
Light we cant pay for? 3k unit finishes under 3 days. It is like running generator.

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