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TV/Movies › Re: Temi Nkem Wins Big Brother Naija (bbnaija) 2026 'show Ya Sef' by Malawian(m): 8:07am On Oct 05
that year when yooba people use agidi chance am for their talentless rapper Laydown Simpkon was when this show took a nosedive.
Family › Re: Banker Left Homeless After Wife Relocated To Canada And Blocked Him (Video) by Malawian(m): 8:03am On Oct 05
Willie2015:
It may be an arrangee from the wife side to extort money... especially ifhe is not the one that arranged the process..
#Wisedom.
The Woman don collect enough money upfront for 24 months rent,
Celebrities › Re: My Manhood Stopped Working After My Brain Surgery — Julius Agwu by Malawian(m): 7:48am On Oct 05
There is something called "erection trigger" and it is brain function. Without it, the penis wont know to activate. Sa,e way "Pain Killers" only deactibates the brain's ability to recognize pains and not that it actually stopped the pain you were experiencing. Its all in the head.
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Too bad.

When we tell people that the veins in a pen1s are somehow connected to the brain,they doubt us angry
Food › Re: Twin Nigerian Meals Prepared With Just ₦3,300 (Pictures) by Malawian(m): 5:51pm On Oct 03
6k no prepare this abeg. Just give Tinubu back him Gig money.
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua-tyson Fury Fight Is Not What You Think It Is by Malawian(m): 5:13pm On Oct 03
Dem go beat Joshua like who come thief belt.
After which him go download Amala and Gbegiri to console himself.
Celebrities › Re: Peller Took Jarvis To Lagos Central Mosque To Convert Her To Muslim by Malawian(m): 9:44am On Jul 28
Is it not just to hit her head on the floor and raise her nyash several times a day?
She is a natural.
Foreign Affairs › Re: List Of UK Prime Ministers Who Resigned Since 2010 by Malawian(m): 5:02pm On Jun 22
Nnamdi Kanu don show them sheghe. If the next one like, make him no release Kanu, him sef no go last 2 years.
Politics › Re: IPOB Suspends Nnamdi Kanu by Malawian(m): 7:36pm On Jun 19
Shey una don do una "omo toh sure" mask keep down like Buhari?
nah who fit play that role remain. E no go easy
Honestey:
Person wey Omo to sure don suspend his entire life tay tay before. This one is just a follow up suspension.
Education › Re: Mother Storms School After Teacher Cut Her Son's Hair by Malawian(m): 6:26pm On Jun 05
make that teacher no use that pikin hair collect the pikin star.
Celebrities › Re: Skit Maker Mark Angel Remarries Years After Messy Divorce by Malawian(m): 5:33pm On Jun 01
Devonelle:
I don’t know why a beautiful young princess would settle for a fairly used husband.

Ladies please understand that it is very difficult for a Nigerian woman to leave/divorce a man.

Stingy,Broke or Abusive and Nigerian woman would rather bear and suffer in that marriage because of our society
.

When you see a Man that his wife left, just know say the man don chook pepper inside her eyes.
Gbim.
Food › Re: Periwinkle: How Often Do You Cook With This? by Malawian(m): 3:26pm On May 30
Alright, Thanks for the 411
Pinnup:
grin grin grin grin grin
You went eating it with the shell. Chai. That's not how to eat it. You suck the flesh out from the shell, eat the flesh and dispose the shall.
Food › Re: Periwinkle: How Often Do You Cook With This? by Malawian(m): 3:26pm On May 30
Alright, Thanks for the 411
faithfull18:
You suck the content out. I prefer it's already de-shelled before cooking, sucking it out from the shell is hardwork.
Food › Re: Periwinkle: How Often Do You Cook With This? by Malawian(m): 6:29pm On May 28
How do you eat this stuff? I ate a soup from a vendor with this stuff all over the soup (Afang i believe). I almost broke my teeth trying to crack it. So how is this edible? is there what i should have done that i don't know about yet?
Celebrities › Re: Mayowa Lambe Wanted Sex Everyday – Roby Ekpo by Malawian(m): 5:13pm On Apr 22
and no be say nah she go dey ontop o. She go just liedown there like log of wood while you go dey dig your grave. Stupid girl.
Meanwhile who get her number? nah the kind babe wey i dey find since be this.
Foreign Affairs › Re: New Photos Show Precision Strike That Wiped Out U.S. E-3 AWACS Aircraft In Saudi by Malawian(m): 7:21pm On Mar 29
madridguy:
Though this is a good news but it's already an old news. The latest news is that, a clandestine base in the UAE was just destroyed by Iran.

Hala Iran.
Russia is certainly giving Iran intel. I think it is payback time for all the intel they gave and is still giving to Ukraine. If the U.S attempts a ground invasion, they may succeed, but..... Half of their invading forces will be wiped out. Iran is a very big country and it is not going to be easy to occupy them.
Christianity Etc › Re: God Does Not Hear Prayers Of Leaders Who Wage War – Pope Leo XIV by Malawian(m): 7:15pm On Mar 29
This might be a fallacy though, and a Pope is supposed to be infallible.

King David was "A man after God's own heart" and David waged so much war and shed so much blood that even God Himself refused to let David build his temple.

All our Psalms were written by David. Are you now saying the Psalms are useless prayers to God?
Education › Re: Jss 2A After Retrieving Their Stolen Desk In Jss 2D (picture) by Malawian(m): 6:14pm On Mar 26
wunmi590:
Sometimes you will have to resume school early, so that you can have access to all classes to see if you can see either your stolen desk or chair 😆 🤣 😂
OKWU GI KWU OTO KA AMU.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Netanyahu Frustrated After Mossad Fails To Spark Iran Uprising by Malawian(m): 3:14pm On Mar 26
The U.S and Israel missed the last window when there was an uprising. They just watched from afar and tweeted as Iran massacred the rioters. Exactly who they are now expecting to start another uprising? the ones already massacred or they manufactured new protesters?
If only they started the bombardments when the riots was going on, the Islamic Republic would have been gone by now.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Nigeria Agrees To Receive Offenders, Failed Asylum Seekers From UK by Malawian(m): 4:59pm On Mar 20
Amoda don go do business come for us.
Set awon trader. grin grin grin
Events › Re: Chief Benjamin Ezeonyeololu, Eminent Industrialist Of The Year 2026 Nominee by Malawian(m): 4:57pm On Mar 20
ogaontop:
All these "yahoo" awards, to obtain something from the client!
if you know who Chinbell be, you go humble.
Crime › Re: Vehicle Hijacker Looks Unrecognisable After Attack By Angry Mob (Photo) by Malawian(m): 11:01pm On Mar 12
Na person pikin be this nah, which kind nonsense be this?
Crime › Re: 5 Arrested For Open Defecation In Lagos (Picture) by Malawian(m): 5:28pm On Mar 07
Nah the people wey wan Kpai Ishow Speed be that.

Foreign Affairs › Re: "Iran Has Apologized And Surrendered To Its Middle East Neighbors" - Trump by Malawian(m): 4:20pm On Mar 07
Trump is like that Nwa Ngwere si n'elu daa n'ala.....
Romance › Re: Vladislav Luilkov: Ghana Releases Official Identity Of Russian Man by Malawian(m): 10:15am On Feb 20
The guy is actually good looking and obviously tall.
Chai. This guy diet Ghanaian girls ei.
God1000:
Some of our black women sha, see how they all easily fell for the Russian guy simply because he's a white man

This is a big shame
Romance › Re: Lady Laments As Ex-boyfriend Moves New Girlfriend Into Rented House by Malawian(m): 3:48pm On Feb 19
OMEGA009:
Before we put mouth, wetin you do?
Nah who give am money to pay the next rent i wan know fess.
TV/Movies › Re: A Fight To Death, Who Is Coming Out Alive? by Malawian(m): 10:44pm On Feb 17
just drop gbegiiri make the fight start
Phones › Re: I Was Logged Out Of Whatsapp. by Malawian(m): 12:57pm On Feb 10
its IP block/ban that is why the previous owner sold the phone. get a new phone and even your old line can be restored.
Politics › Re: Sit At Home: Anambra Suspend Headteachers For Low Attendance Of Pupils On Monday by Malawian(m): 12:48pm On Feb 10
You go use this brain Vote and train Children abi? We are unequally yoked.
FreeStuffsNG:
If she is not culpable, she should resign or request to be transferred to another school since her pupils will not come to school.
Politics › Re: Rep. Riley Moore Reacts To The Kidnap Of 100 Christians In Kaduna by Malawian(m): 8:52pm On Jan 20
I am just wondering who provides the food these kidnapped victims eat while in captive. Do you even fathom the logistics involved in both housing and feeding them for weeks, let alone months?
High Level people hand dey involved.
Romance › Re: Boyfriend Catches Girlfriend With Another Man In Apartment He Paid For In Uyo by Malawian(m): 5:07pm On Jan 15
GOFRONT:
A Simp and his money are soon parted..
Otumba Shakespeare - 1781

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