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yomi007k:
Na d guy wey dey toast u be dis ?



We knw ur story

[color=deeppink]Why are you laughing?

Okay post your own rating. [/color]

yomi007k:
Na d guy wey dey toast u be dis ?



We knw ur story

[color=deeppink]What are you talking about?[/color]

sauceny:
Is he up for firing squad or something?

[color=deeppink]No, it's just a pose.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Hi all rate this guy from one to ten[/color]

[color=deeppink]Hi all, When my mother got out of the car and charged her phone in her " friend's" car, my mother's friend checked my mother's phone to see if it was fully charged so her daughter could charge her phone. Although, it was password locked, does this mean she's a nosy person?[/color]

Ioannes:
simple. blow him a fart. a noisy one.

pussyeater:
This mamagee3 is an attention seeking murafcuking headiot...

[color=deeppink]And you're a pu$$yeater. [/color]

[color=deeppink]Hi all, my ugly co-worker just blew me a kiss and I am totally disgusted and grossed out.

What do you think I should do?[/color]

[color=deeppink]Well, as you make your bed, so must you lie on it.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Why does she always dress weird? [/color]

[color=deeppink]My male coworker asked for my address so he can come talk to me. Is it a good idea to give him my address, what do you think?[/color]

DAVIYJONESS:
still dumb

[color=deeppink]Still worthless![/color]

[color=deeppink]Tpia a girl?

I could bet on my life she/he is a guy.

Onila, how did you know he/she is a girl? [/color]

Codyt:
Am here to read comments...

[color=deeppink]Cause you know you're guilty right? [/color]

obiorathesubtle:
at this point. I just realised I have lowered myself to your level. I'm overly stultified and I'm starting to feel ugly replying you! You now my number one enemy, I'm gonna make you my biitch and I'm gonna make your life miserable! I'll hunt you until slit your wrist and die like a dog without an owner!

And if you try to get a boyfriend so you can be happy, he'll beat your ass everyday! If you break up with him, you'll overdose on drugs and die miserable! If you don't break up with him, he'll beat you to death! So either way. You'll die stupiid and miserable and full of sh/t! Fvcking goodbye for now biiitch!

[color=deeppink]Bye funky face!

I will miss your nasty beard! [/color]

obiorathesubtle:
you know I showed a 2year old your picture, the poor kid asked me, and I quote "omg! Uncle, what is that creature sitting on her neck with a bunch of red weeds sticking out of its' head" the kid won't stop crying you freak!!

[color=deeppink]Shave your face already! [/color]

[color=deeppink]Why do guys get angry when a girl refuses to give them attention?

I have always wondered why? Does it have to do with their ego?[/color]

obiorathesubtle:
hey good news! I found your mother! You're a spitting image of her. Aren't you? And emmm, remind me when your face sheds its skin, so I can buy a coat for it if it's in the winter

[color=deeppink]That looks like the girl you're in love with.

Shave your face for goodness sake! [/color]

obiorathesubtle:
? What? Never seen perfection before? That is what a face is supposed to look like! Mother of trolls!

[color=deeppink]Perfection? Bwawawawawawawa . . . In your dreams.

Do you need a shaving stick to shave that face? [/color]

obiorathesubtle:
if you keep talking about my face you'll die being dragged naaaked by your fellow stray dogs across a hot tarmac! Fvcking wh0re living out retirement after dedicated service to the cheapest brothel in her area!

[color=deeppink]Your face though! [/color]

STFUareyouGod:
The op is a confused fool

[color=deeppink]Mean [/color]

obiorathesubtle:
you're a very irritating person, your image is very disturbing. I think you're just frustrated because I'm in LOVE with the most beautiful girl in the world, when you go around looking like that, how will you ever find love? The air around you is horrid, its like your face releases terrible gases and pollutes the air around you, that's why your coworkers and every soul you know on this earth is disgusted by your appearance! The ish is that its not just the appearance, its the air around you! And stop smiling in pictures! It's disgraceful! You might cause demons to attack you for mocking them! Fvcking mole!

[color=deeppink]Have you shaved that face yet?

Stink off! [/color]

raumdeuter:
I dont understand it when you squeal like a rat. You dentition is horrible you need to get dentures

And you tummy is bloated. Why are you so fat?

[color=deeppink]Cause your mom likes me that way!

Fucck right off![/color]

obiorathesubtle:
and I insist you smear your face with dung! Honestly speaking, you'll look so much better. You look like a very good excuse for everything, I wonder why kids don't dress up like you for halloween(oh! Most of them haven't discovered you yet)

For example


Teacher:what happened to your homework?

Kid:mamagee3 ate my homework

Teacher: wow, sorry billy, you don't have to do homeworks ever again!.



Teacher: what happened to your homework?

Kid:a dog ate my homework

Teacher: *beats kid to a coma*

[color=deeppink]Shave that face, it's sickening!!!

It reminds me of when Dave Bautista meets Umaga as he's trying to take a shiit.

Yeah, it really is that horrible. Plus you claim to be in love with the most beautiful girl on earth. Boy with that face, the most beautiful girl on earth would throw up the minute you show up talk less of asking her out.

Okay now, move aside. . .I am done with your a$$$.[/color]

raumdeuter:
Dorathy Ogbonna why you dey vex?

I go come Corpus Christi soon

[color=deeppink]What part of fucck the hell off didn't you understand?

Huh? [/color]

raumdeuter:
Mamagee but those dentition of yours make you resemble rat

Your coworkers are really trying for them to stand you with your beer belly, rat-like dentition and hairy armpit

Some people would have quit working just to avoid you

[color=deeppink]I said bleep the hell off!

You're not needed here! [/color]

obiorathesubtle:
I'll shave and sell the hair online so I can raise money for your face reconstruction surgery! Go and die already! Stop posting useless things on NL, the world doesn't need more people like you.

[color=deeppink]I insist you shave your face before talking sh!t.

Scumbag![/color]

obiorathesubtle:
oh really? All your coworkers will beat you to death when you go back to the office you shapeless product of amateur sculpting! With teeth looking like an old farm rake! Idiot! I hope cats bury you! You're fucking ugly. My beards are untidy cos I just got out of jail after beating up a tramp like you! Chei! I don't even know why I'm replying you! You're as useless as a crippled donkey! F/cking cartoon sketch that never made the show! Dog!

[color=deeppink]Shut up!

Shave your nasty beard, stupiid thing![/color]

Jollyjoy:
cheating is allowed provided your neck is longer than that lady pix

[color=deeppink]You have been up to something bad, haven't you?[/color]

Adanna28:
Desperate and classless.

[color=deeppink]Exactly!

Plus she looks so materialistic[/color]