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u were'nt born a professional bleeper. . .
somebody must have taught u all the positions u claim to know and practice. . .isnt it?
and btw, girls r fast in learning. much faster than men. . .believe me.

where did u notice that?

In Lagos?

( btw, u r very beautyful! )

i think so. . .
it may teach u new styles, it may make u feel more attractive, it may make u realise ur wife/hubby is the best in the world and nobody else can replace her/he. . .

but then theres also that other type of cheaters ( mostly males ) wich associate lots of women and forks with good lifestyle. . . this is wrong and i pity those men.

cheating is wrong but can help to bring back some pepper in an old relationship. . .

[quote author=neo_welsh link=topic=572082.msg7393980#msg7393980 date=1293091614]I dont need a virgin, because am not ready 2teach any1 how 2 f***k. I need a prefessional like me, so dat we fit flex wella.[/quote]dont worry, thats one of the few things human being dont need to be taught . . .
so u can walk through the world "Happy-go-Lucky" . . .

[quote author=kay-money link=topic=572973.msg7389527#msg7389527 date=1293033298] Name it Darling from African delicacy to European dishes** The choice is yours hun** here I am send me


Ok you just wait and see** Na skill no be power and mouth dem dey take do am   [/quote]thats what a lady wishes to hear all her life. . .
unfortunaltey that never happen in real . . .

lets assume u r the exception. . .
today's menu: Egusi soup with pounded yam, can u add some dry fish please. . .( i love dry fish!!! )
tommorrows menu: stew with meet and white rice
after tommorrows menu: Ogbono soup with pounded yam
( hope u pound the yam personally urself . . . dont like that dry powder stuff - i like it natural and fresh. th ORIGINAL one

[quote author=!!Mr Cork link=topic=572973.msg7389571#msg7389571 date=1293033646]
kay-money, bro, mamaken aint given u NADA. the chick sounds like a tough coookie. truss me![/quote]i wonder u r calling me a though cookie. i've been waiting for u all this months, but u never tried to seduce me  dont u know that u were the only one i would have give up myself to?!?!  now its too late, i've got kaykay 

MzDarkSkin:
K-Money, Mamaken wants food, not Burnt "guess what it was" deluxe o! LOL.

Mz, i'll take a laxative after dinner - - -> 

i'll always wonder where people get time to judge and criticize others.

please forgive me, but many of the ones speaking out here, dont even have the courage to show up their face in their profile, but still get that confidence to judge abt beauty and uglyness 

dont compare white women with the ones u see on net in all those interesting dirrty sites. . .

[i]dont even know what is pushing me to write. . . .[/i]is it my business what other people think?!?!
naa, not really. . . .so keep on hating. . . 

why u bring out this thread again? . . .

so u've learn to appreciate me. . .

what r u gonna cook for me tonight?

[quote author=kay-money link=topic=572973.msg7389183#msg7389183 date=1293030872] Customers indeed** I beg lets go back home and go continue with our relationship** I thought you going to scream and feel somehow about my offer to enable me flaunt my ego but then you are even ready to go for free ** I now realise how much I want you Mama let him go away with his money [/quote]ok lets go home. . .
but can i give him at least the free ride i primised?
common its christmas!

[quote author=kay-money link=topic=572973.msg7389069#msg7389069 date=1293029913] @ Mamaken sorry am not giving you out again because you already want to go for free** So what have i been doing wrong to you** Am shocked  by that your statement   [/quote]no, nothing wrong u did to me. . .
just trying to get u customers, dont u see!?!? its our marketing strategy!

it's like for, humm lemme give u good example. . .
if u try one type of cornflakes and u like it, u'll never change from that mark coz is the one that crunchy the more  
u got me? or do i need to explain deeper?

[quote author=!!Mr Cork link=topic=572973.msg7389026#msg7389026 date=1293029590]I totally agree. I wouldnt, well, kinda [/quote]u think shes gonna smile when u leave. . .  

[quote author=kay-money link=topic=572973.msg7388994#msg7388994 date=1293029311] See mamaken so the amount I wan offer you  no even vex you still you wan offer the guy  free trip to heaven   [/quote]i'm generous by nature. . .
dont give importance to money, the smile on hes lips when i leave will be enough . . .

[quote author=!!Mr Cork link=topic=572973.msg7388879#msg7388879 date=1293028491]mamaken <<<<<<  SpokesWoman  for Nairaland females [/quote]ehm, corky honestly i dont think nairaland ladies need a spokeswoman. their mouth is like machine gun when theres need. . . they can defend theirself well well. . .

[quote author=kay-money link=topic=572973.msg7388911#msg7388911 date=1293028756] @ Mamaken am even giving you  out for less 500k [/b] Bidders are welcome to place bids   [/quote]if hes got a good shape and big abdala, i'll offer him the frist lap for free . . .  

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=572973.msg7388856#msg7388856 date=1293028346]@Mamaken . . . , You girls have no say but to do whatever we want you to do [/quote]in ur fantasy. . . .HO HO HO HOOooOOoo -->  

WHAT ABT THE GIRL!?!
IS SHE NOT THE ONE DECIDING WHOS GONNA RIDE HER?

U PEOPLE JUST SPEAK AS IF A LADY IS AN OBJECT U BORROW OUT LIKE THIS . . .

got to go home now. . .
got a hubby and 7 hungry kids waiting for dinner . . .

catch u tommorrow. . .

ok i'll believe u. . .

maybe in some cases it does. . . .

not all men r like u . . .

mine is simply different. that kind of "one in a million" he doesnt it to go spread hes royaljuice around the area. . . .
u can still change ehn, its not too late . .

ENZO SCIFO:
Well I guess you are right with the Schifo part being Italian, cos the guy in question is actually Italian (but played football for Belgium)

And as per me being "Schifo" c'mon give a guy a break. At least am honest unlike your partner. Lol

being honest doesnt make ur actions right. . .

concerning my partner i can swear for him. . .
he has never cheated on me. after all ,why should he,  having a diamond like me by hes side. . . .

ENZO SCIFO:
Are u tryingto decode my identity?

U no try at all.

jus 4 mention your profile pix. is cool. Lol

no no dont worry, i'm not trying to decode anything,

scifo sounds like scHifo
schifo means disgust in italian language,
thats all,
i just thought it fits u 

happy that u like my pic,

whats the meaning of ur username enzo?

thats a wicked thread. . .