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CodeTemplarr:
The one your father or your mother allocated me or another?

Which date and venue should we pick for both of you. Both of you, Your Monickers con dey do my eyes bala bala😂

Lol so una no wan leave una parents house at age sixteen and seventeen to go stand on una own again?😂

PS: I'm referring to those whom their parents own a house.

Not those ones whom they reside together with their parents in one single room face me and face you. They are the loudest, One will hear, I left my parent house at fifteen to go hustle in the street and i am a millionaire now😂

Make people dey give Una lamba on cyber space. You go get sense for real life😂

Therock5555:
It's an open secret that most musicians use music as a front for lots of illegal affairs...

Eg, bombing, picking and laundering....

It's an open secret.

Your artiste Burna don tell una👇

Gba Update Kole Pa Owo!

Nigerian men comes to mind.

They are mostly cunny and wayward.

Who has time to read this.

These ones aren't dealing with material things but immaterial things.

Even people who can't see well knows this.

The kind of things i have seen and i am seeing with regards to poor and average peoples lives, most especially the ones with family is nothing to write home about.

flexyrule:
Unending crisis.

Even after a $20 billion refinery has been in place.

Nigeria's problems will defy every economic principle and turn into rocket science.

Nigeria is the only country that has been battling power

Nigeria is the only country where the local council and residents will stop a private citizen from constructing a road for CSR.

Nigeria is the only country where the laws of demand and supply doesn't hold water.

You are most welcome.

Don't ask Nairaland members for contact details (Email, Phone, BBPin) or Investments.

Don't ask Nairaland members for contact details (Email, Phone, BBPin) or Investments.

This is one of my biggest prayer point in Life.

I pray nothing ever take me close to this business either as owner or rider again in my lifetime and the next. Even if any entity be it person or organization gift me Commercial Vehicles, I will sell All instantly.

I have experienced all the Menaces, Hazards & Unforseen Circumstances of this Hustle in the past. It's not worth it at all for anyone who Value his/her Mental & Physical Health.

Anything NURTW related to "Physically On The Roads" count me out. It's still better if one is working in their offices because the kind of "Cursed Levies" they are packing home everyday no be here.

I don't see any reason for lamentations.

Nigerians are generally strong determined people and they will overcome this soon.

Quest7777:
₦50 can buy you one Tom-Tom. Can also buy you Pure water.

But very soon, you will need ₦100 to buy them.

One Tomtom is N100 at Lekki.

One Scahet Water is N100 at Lekki.

Soon Mainland will follow suit.

I have had this notes in between my books since Year 2023, I just left them there😂

elitper:
The soulless robber simply took away bread from the working class's table and added it to what the political class already has. I am yet to meet any working man who'll vote that man again, unless they're under the influence of bribe, drugs or alcohol.

This really made me laughed hard

Pisol:
Hmm

It's only a lady that will leave the guy that bought her a car to date a random guy that help her to change a flat tire on the road.

They reason with their emotions not brain.
Know this and have peace bro.

Them don sub you.

Abi you never check your mail.

This is the most beautiful airport in the world with a very good aesthetic🛩

There is truly no place like home🏘

Changes nothing for the common people who are the backbone of every society.

These ones in conjuction with their masters are out to squeeze the common people.

Nigerians lives and welfare have improved massively since the time of subsidy removal.

LagosOrigin:
Why not start by advising your tinubu to start patronizing Innoson motors for himself and family and not patronizing bullet proof escalade and luxury boat for himself hmm

Abi charity no longer starts from home?

Lol i severally fought back my urge to reply the fuuu after reading the geebeeresh he wrote and eventually won over myself.

I scrolled down and then boom this comment. I laughed and laughed till i fell from my couch😂

All the things he listed is just among the secondary prbblems of the nation not the main prbblem. They know the truth but will turn blind eye.

Buy Locally Made, Buy Locally Made.

Has Cement got cheaper and citizens lives and welfare improved in return?

Has Rice got cheaper and citizens lives and welfare improved in return?

Has Fuel got cheaper and citizens lives and welfare improved in return?

I can go on and on but this will suffice.

Igirigimercenar:
It's a lie. Everything tinubu does is right according to you guys in the south west

Tinubu can decide to give each of the girls a billion dollar and there is nothing you igbos can do about it

Na Nigeria all of us gather dey.

I get the sarcasm😂

I have also stopped complaining too because i have fully understood the past events of the nation and the current events going on right now. I have positioned myself as well.

Aurevoir, till when they wake up, and if they do not wake up, it's none of my business.

Canada here i come soon.

One of the best nation on earth.

Creamypie:
All the babes hostels for campuses for the whole country.I go just dey wait for the I bathroom. Those chic's wey I dey toast, na to go their room go dey watch the 2/4/7.

na Mr bigs fast food company I go dey stay.

I go enter plane to u.s, enter Donal trump jet. I go even walk unclad for road. No shaking

1. This wouldn't even pass as a sarcasm.

2. I do hope it is not an adult behind this handle.

3. The audience should revise No.1 and No.2 again.

All i know is that all off una go certainly dey alright last last😂

The school structure is beautiful.

Investing in education remains the best.

Quite Hilarious.

Belurved1:
Most of these Oyinbo people are softhearted in nature.
I trust our people here....hunnnn resign on top of waiting? He didn't kill anybody so what's new there...

Lol let me first of all laugh at the bolded.

They aren't softhearted as you are projecting it. They are just KIND & LOVING. This is due to the many warrs and tribulations they have been through. Don't mistake their soft look for softness and weakness and Don't messs with them, else sope otilor.

Meanwhile, You see their Leaders, Their minds are stronger than a rock. Forget about their gentleness and all. They are involved unimaginable things you would never think of.

"Most" men are only cautious and humble when they have no "Power & Money"

Yes things are very okay and things have been very okay in nigeria.

Post nyansh and boobies.

Post about their rulers.

Then see the thread filled with Bees.

Hustlers hustling to secure their BREAD as usual

Nothing new here

Haydens:
When quality was quality.

Gen z really did not enjoy Nigeria. They were born when A.P.C incensed Nigeria.

Pity!

I always FEEL for them a lot.

Most of them don't know what Genuine Feelings & Decent Living looks like. Sigh!

Lol i even thought you wanted to post Pako Biscuit or Okin Biscuits.

These ones are Millennium made biscuits na.

That Pepper Snack almost grew on my Head, Very Addictive Biscuit😂

God Abeg!

Person wrote his Wasc at thirty gini or what am i seeing. Cheiiii.

AMINDA:
Northerners would so carry Tinubu handicap in 2027. They now know that he likes sycophancy and are willing to play along.

Lol you know the game.